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the-danger-goose · 5 months
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he be heckin' mad
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redysetdare · 5 months
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I don't think a lot of people realize that lot of their advice to disabled people often boils down to "Get over it." they are trying to be helpful but their idea of helpful is "Just do the thing" because that's what they do. for them they just do things. It comes naturally to just do it.
They don't know how to bridge the gap between you and the task. For them the bridge is already pre-built and stable. For disabled people the bridge is run down, not well kept, it feels unsteady and is hard to get across without being slow and cautious - hell for some people there is no bridge and we need to build it ourselves but we don't have the bridge building tools and no one gives them to us.
"Just cross the bridge." They say before walking over their pre-built bridge. They never gave you the tools to build a bridge to cross.
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pigdemonart · 2 years
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Double post today cuz these doodles are time specific to whatever just happened on twitter
Hee hee
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am I meant to be intimidated by this face
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static-kills · 6 months
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Thinking about the Spankoffski brothers naturally having hair like Tinky’s and they just Do Not Like It™️ so they dye it brown
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amygdalae · 24 days
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Oh hey did you know you're like the first person I've seen posting about shuro on Tumblr? I'm putting you in a box with the 3 artists on pixiv who do art of him right next to the one posting regularly about him and laios kissing
I like him...i will protect him from the haters....he's literally just a shy blushy silky-haired 26 year old man who wants to be a wifeguy so bad he faints from malnutrition and lack of sleep. He's a beautiful idiot.
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thesetwoidiots · 1 month
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Sam: Where did all these monsters come from?!
Peter: I can answer that!
Stephen: DON'T!
Peter: Mister Doctor Strange and I were playing Dungeons and Dragons with some of the novices, and he got upset when his level 17 Mage nearly got annihilated by a Homunculus.
Scott: I think I understood half of that sentence.
Peter: Anyway, he wanted to prove that he'd be able to beat one in real life as a true Master of the Mystic Arts, so he summoned every monster on our board so we could fight them!
Everyone: ...
Tony: Steph-
Stephen: I don't want to talk about it!
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lord-of-the-ducks · 3 months
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If Needles has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Needles has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Needles has only one fan then that is me. If Needles has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Needles, then I am against the world.
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tenderfxck · 1 year
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drooling sobbing CREAMING at your Zhongli smut post sjadbaidna 😭<333 if it's okay with you would you be willing to write Dom Alhaitham smut with afab reader?I know this man gets off of his pretty girl sweet moans everytime he handles her cunny so roughly but he never forgets to praise her.IT WOULD BE A SCENARIO LIKE he's railing you like it's the last time he'll ever get to taste that oh so sweet pleasure only the reader could provide while simultaneously praising her "Doing so good f'me" "You like that, pretty?" And eventually he'll have to cover her sweet lips because oh no!!What if his annoying roommate suddenly comes home?:((( He wouldn't want to get caught during the act,even if the thought of showing you off is screaming at the back os his head he knows the sweet cunny he's fucking is only his to see (although Kaveh would've known not to come home that night)
i had to let this man have his moment eventually😩 but im going back to bullying him right after this
notes: dom!al haitham, SUPER possesive!al haitham, desperate!al haitham, afab!reader, no pronouns used, praise, themes of voyeurism
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al haitham was painfully aware of how kaveh and you are best friends. seeing you waltz your way in and out of his house at all hours of the day to fetch kaveh or bring him home after a night of drinking. coming and going almost every day, like a little songbird flitting to and fro.
but that little songbird never seemed to want to perch for too long.
why won't you stay longer? why won't you look his way instead?
the worst is when you and kaveh just sit in the living room, chatting away. noisy and giggling as you gossip about archon knows what with no concern paid to al haitham reading quietly in the corner. (except he isn't. it was just a front so he could sneak glances your way as your absorbed in conversation.)
he could typically temper down these feeling (though it was growing harder day by day) until it all came to a crescendo one evening.
you had appeared at their place again, his little songbird pecking about curiously in search for it's friend, unaware of the stoic-faced tomcat that had been eyeing his prey since it crossed the threshold.
"kaveh's out on a project now. he won't be back for a bit." stay with me instead, he didn't add.
"oh, i'll just wait here, then."
so, his songbird had finally landed.
. . .
"haitham, h-haitham!"
yes, that's it. just his name spilling from those lips he's dreamed about.
"fuck, ahh! s-so big. . ."you can barely piece the words together between each moan punched from your lungs as he fucks you deeper into his mattress. "haitham, hai-ggh! please, m-more!"
"anything you wish, love."
finally. finally he had you all to himself, your soft, exposed skin pressed flush between him and his sheets below. seeing you in his room, surrounded by his things solidified his conviction that you belonged here, with him.
"that's it. fuck, you're so tight." he grunts, snapping his hips back into you, arched so pretty for him. "so good for me. feels so good inside."
your cunt is so warm and wet, a perfect snug fit around his cock. almost like you were made for him. his restraint was already wavering so soon, barely holding it together as he fucks you from behind, hands almost bruising the fullness of your hips as he seemed to hold on for dear life.
archons, what about you makes him fall apart so easily? he was always in control. of his life, his emotions, all until you made your pretty little self known to him.
"let me hear you, be good and let me hear." he breathes, biting down on the sweet column of your exposed neck
a small chorus of your moans remain muffled by one of his pillows you had buried your face in, whimpering as you finally removed it to mention your fears of kaveh hearing.
kaveh? you still have the mental faculties to worry about that bastard?
suddenly, a toned bicep rounds your neck, pulling you up and off the sheets, instead now held so tightly against al haitham's heaving chest. a large coarse hand covers your mouth, silencing the moan startled from you when he presses all the way back in to your twitching pussy, so deep and rough at this new angle.
"no, he doesn't-fuck!" he curses at the sudden clench of your cunt, shoving the hand not busy silencing all those cute whimpers down to your clit, circling the sensitive bundle of nerves. "he doesn't get to hear. . ." he redoubles his efforts, thrusting his cock up into that spot that makes your thighs tremble and makes you squeal under his muffling hand, cunt throbbing and juices spilling as you cum hard on his cock.
cause even if the little songbird isn't quite his, he'll be sure that you only sing for him.
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aykaypee · 5 months
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friendly reminder to any goncharovposters tag your fucking posts unreality
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sodafrog13 · 6 months
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you're a long way from home, son of eden
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corseque · 1 year
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if I was the dragon age developers and I just finished writing my 1,043,424th flag to keep the worldstate of the game consistent after all the 100 branching paths the story took since origins, I would be desperately looking for a way to reset the game board and destroy the world so that I could restart without having to deal with decisions developers made more than a decade ago
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retro-system · 7 months
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ok
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soullessjack · 13 days
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rewatching the jackisodes of s14 and can i just say. every. single. time that i go back to the show, it makes all the fanon/fandom jack stuff so much funnier to me bcuz fanon jack is some flanderized steven-universe ass pacifist who cries when he sees his shadow and wants everyone to be friends all the time and canon jack is like. "dean you dont understand if i dont go on a hunt [and kill something] soon im actually going to rip my teeth out okay" and then he uses sams buddy system to blackmail dean into doing a zombie case with him while fully going behind sams back about the whole thing and being just a little too excited about a corpse with human bite marks and missing people
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hmmmm
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dnsecretsanta · 6 months
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hello and welcome to death note secret santa: 2023 edition!
please check out the rules and faq before entering, and use the tag #dnsecretsanta23 for any posted works!
the deadline for entry is december 10th. all pairs will be assigned by december 11th. submissions are encouraged to be in by the end of the day on december 25th, but will be accepted up til the end of the day on december 31st!
let's get this thang started B)
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