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Did you know that inflation fetish artists were spending so much money on paid digital references, digital art resources, and supplies, that some guy had to publish a book compiling free online resources, art programs, and cheap ways of obtaining tablets, graphics cards, etc. so that the artists didn’t have to bankrupt themselves to make their art?
Look it up, the title is “Economic Inflation” by Jerok Reeves.
#this is such a stupid anti-joke#I mean it’s my stupid anti-joke#funny#jokes#lol#comedy#humor#cw unreality#unreality
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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'It's Halloween!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
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This is me wishing y'all a Merry Chrysanthemum!
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If only we had the time
#goncharov#martin scorsese#artists on tumblr#katya goncharov#Illustration#sofia goncharov#my art#based on the .5 seconds of longing eye contact across the plaza#unreality#cw unreality
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woah crazy story
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AITA for killing my boss even though he asked (before anyone comes for me he’s fine now)
so i (33M, green) got hired by this guy (45M, green now red) running an enchanting business because i accidentally used his things when i saw his stuff laying around as he was still working on his shop. i was just in it to sort of repay the service i used but then we became friends. thing is he also had these really sketchy guys from the desert that wanted to undercut him hard by taking over the business and all his enchants, and they would keep perstering him about it, breaking and entering, etc etc (my boss wasn't the type of guy to stick up for himself very much so it kind of happened a lot).
but the big thing was when they planted a bomb at the entrance to the building where the shop was. this pissed my boss off a lot because they made him go from green to yellow, and he said he had a plan, but he wouldn't tell me what it was.
and then one day he comes out with a really nice axe that he gifts me (i thought it was cool) but then it turns out he'd basically built a sacrificial altar in the patio outside the shop (not cool). then he turns to me, and asks me to kill him. i didn't want to do it because i'm green and he's yellow but he's also my boss and im supposed to listen, and then he's also my friend so i decided to trust him on this and so i just went along and cut off his head.
and now EVERY friend of my boss is blowing up my messages asking why i did that. i tried to say that i had no choice because he literally told me to do it and he's just on red now, not permadead, but nobody wants to believe me and i think there's someone already coming over. they're my boss' friends but also if they try to get at me i will fight back. but also it would make my boss upset and he trusts me a lot. i feel bad for killing my boss but he told me to do it so i don't think it's wrong?
aita?
#Martyn was asking for life series pov aitas so i did this#and remade the reddit interface in adobe illustrator for it cuz yeah#inthelittlewood#aita#trafficblr#trafficaita#cw unreality#fake post#just in case yk?#ghast.post
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Enough is enough. The violence has to stop.
In the past week alone, there have been 106 incidents of cartoon shenanigans that have left people with severe injuries.
18 cases of anvils dropped on peoples' heads.
5 cases of pianos crashing down onto people.
23 cases of people lighting cigars to then realize they're holding a stick of dynamite.
41 people have gotten trapped under boxes after being lured by a tasty treat.
19 cases of people running into brick walls that were painted to look like the road continuing and then become as flat as a pancake.
I'm begging my followers to PLEASE be careful. It's an incredibly dangerous time for silly little guys to be out and about. Remember to keep your hammer space packed full of everything you might need in a situation-- do NOT forget your comically large weapon, you need to protect yourself out there.
Stay safe <3
**Bugs B*nny Apologists DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT**
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I can’t deal with the booping feature being removed so I thought a fakepost would be neat. It’s Tumblr, but with cats.
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I wish Tumpurr would remove the booping feature :/ people keep trying to boop me while I’m napping
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Going viral on Tumpurr.com is so funny. It’s like meowing into the void and then approximately thirty-seven thousand other cats meow back in rapid succession
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fuck
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Hey everyone :3 I arted a thing! It’s not the best, I know, but at least it was fun to make!
#🖌️[ ~messy art!~ ]🖌️
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#polls #tumpurr polls #random polls #bap/paws poll #submitted by anon
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@sleepiestscorbunny you can’t be doing this to me /silly
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Get booped >:3
#moot tag
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anonymous asked: I am so sick and tired of felines who think liking dry food is okay whatsoever. We cats for Bast’s sake! We have standards! Blocked.
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What if we all went outside and played for a bit
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I’m watching over a friend’s litter right now and my human was playing the Warrior Cats audiobooks in front of thr kittens and they have deemed me ‘Sunningrocks’ and are now fighting over me
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I love them so much
#🐾[ ~messy reblogs~ ]🐾 #💨[ ~Warriors~ ]💨
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posting daily until boop 2 comes out day 632
hey guys sorry that I missed the last two days I was taking a nap
#boop #boop 2 #booping #boop o meter
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I would die for him
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SAVE TO DRAFTS SAVE TO DRAFTS—
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too late :3
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NO
#fakeposting#fake posting#boop#booping#boop o meter#long post#long posts#fake post#fakepost#fake posts#unreality#cw unreality#< just in case#swearing#cw swearing
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On the one hand, I hate to spread unverified information. On the other hand, I miss the drama and I really want this Not So Rogue Translator thing to be real.
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Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed. The scariest movie I have ever seen.
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Idk what you're all on about. Goncharov is a real movie?? Zepotha is fake as fuck we all know that, but I thought we've all seen Goncharov???? I've seen Goncharov?????? I will never forget the pure cinema changing power the last scenes had on me as I sat listening to Lacrimosa as the credits started to roll. I WILL NEVER FORGET.
#all you saying it is a FAKE movie obviously never watched it#zepotha could never and thats because shes not real#but goncharov. my beauty. my black swan. my david and mona lisa. you. you are what it means to bring communities together through art#nemos thoughts#goncharov#zepotha#cw unreality
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gotham war? failsafe? tom taylor? batgirl getting defeated by harley fucking quinn and oracle can walk again? dude what are you talking about, a massive earthquake just hit gotham city!!! its crazy, they're calling it no man's land! cmon buddy, theyre all waiting for us at the comic shop. we're gonna pool our allowances together and share so we all get to experience this exciting new arc :)
#lets read them at your house too. your mom is the hottest and always buys the best snacks...#there's more i could use as an example and this is just bat centric but. you get my point.#anyways. need to reread nml soon. i got a craving for it after all this shit#ransom note#cw unreality#<- just in case
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Triple Holiday!!!
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'It's Thanksgiving!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
#yes now thanksgiving is trending too#christmas#halloween#thanksgiving#unreality#tw unreality#cw unreality
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man this Alliance thing sure is great. a real game changer
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Hey there! So y’all over at @adventures-for-drowsytown have really unlocked a core memory for me XD
I remember my parents recorded a couple episodes on VHS! But I evidently did not take good care of them - it took me a few weeks to get the footage onto digital from Walgreens, and even then the footage was mostly corrupted. But I did manage to get a clip in pretty condition - that yellow guy someone said was teaching about time? I think this was a whole educational segment he did. Really weird out of context… though I seem to remember there was another guy there he was talking to as like an audience surrogate… hopefully this jogs any memories
@realuity
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Malevolent season 4 dashboard simulator
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IMPORTANT! PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!
For anyone in New York City, you have to be very careful! There are reports of a dangerous man by the name of Arthur Lester roaming the streets. He may introduce himself as Will Henley or Peter Yang. He will not look you in the eye and may begin arguing with himself under his breath. This man is dangerous, he has admitted to at least seven murders!
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This is just fearmongering. You left out the very important context that he was being threatened by a serial killer at the time! He was saying whatever he could to get out of it. Do your own research before you share misinformation like this smh
#disappointed in everyone who blindly shared this #the truth is easily found #if he had actually committed those murders, the detective on the case would have arrested him! #just take one minute to think before you post
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God sent me to help him, and after everything I did for him, he just dumps me like this. fml. I lost an arm for him...
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aren't you a priest? 🤨 url checks out you're definitely having some sinful thoughts, father
#ngl i'm into it though
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I can't help it. When I'm around him I hear the sweetest music. I can tell, him and I, we're the same.
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this is actually so creepy looking back i can't believe i reblogged this. we should have known
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I always know more than I'm letting on. You shouldn't trust me quite so easily.
#mysterious #secret identity #male manipulator #he was kinda cute tho
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Finally got him to leave that loser. Took long enough, the guy was just dead weight. I don't know why he thinks he needs anyone but me, honestly.
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@theconfessional this was like 5 minutes before your post. related?
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WAIT IS THIS THE JOHN HE MENTIONED???
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uhhhh. no.
#wtf how did he find me
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room available for rent on a weekly basis. must be respectable and able to follow rules. dm for details
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is this still available?
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no.
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#fake posts#fake posting#fake dashboard#unreality#cw unreality#im having WAY too much fun making these#somebody take this away from me
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empty promise, empty apology and empty stomach
#reblogs > likes#hes so fucked#warriors#warrior cats#ashfur#bramblestar#brambleclaw#the broken code#tbc#tbc spoilers#the broken code spoilers#do i still need to tag tbc spoilers? i mean it came out like 3 years ago#whatev#my art#eyestrain#cw eyestrain#unreality#cw unreality#tw unreality
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