good morning to birthday girls, librarians with separation anxiety, dads who are MILFs, assorted traumatized school children, the hottest member of the militia and her comatose gf, sisters who act like ex-boyfriends, vengeful planetoids, guys who ended the world, the saddest girl in the universe, and of course, good morning to Barbie!
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Tav: listen, Astarion and I don’t really do the whole romance thing. No feelings, no pet names, none of it. it’s just not something either of us care for.
Lae’zel, squinting: uh huh
Lae’zel: what is the sticky, golden thing that your bees make?
Tav: Uh, honey?
Astarion: yes dear?
Lae’zel: don’t ever try to lie to me again
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little miss down so bad he switched to an all meat diet
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eren yeager: i feel so bad whenever my friends check up on me, like baby i’m not good but don’t you worry about that
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the joke is that they are all stupid in different ways.
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:) demily :) for ask meme
I would kill for them to be honest.
No, but whilst they’re not *my* ship, I’m fiercely protective of Demily because they’re so important to eachother, whether you look at that through a purely platonic lens or not, and their relationship is so pivotal to some of the best seasons of the show.
I love the multifaceted nature of their bond too - it’s like okay cool they bond over a novelist; they’ve both got this complicated relationship with religion that compliments the other; they love to pick on eachother and fight like an old married couple. He holds her hand whilst she’s dying and he refuses to leave her side because that’s where he belongs. He spends months tracking down the man who killed her because it’s the only thing he can concentrate on; it drives him half crazy. She returns from the dead, and it turns out the entire thing was a lie to protect her, and he just accepts it because god her being alive and back in his arms is more important than anything, any lie. The entirety of season seven is him holding her like a precious thing, this second chance, and yet when she says she’s leaving, because he knows it’s the right thing for her, it’s what she needs, he lets her go. That last moment, them dancing at JJ’s wedding, is them just savouring being together for a last time and it gets me in the gut every time.
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