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I'm sure there's already a post going around, but I'm too pissed & pressed for time to look. tldr: NCIS: Hawaii got canceled. There's a petition up. We need signatures. So if you aren't in the fandom, but follow me for whatever reason, please consider taking 2 seconds to add your name to the list.
#ncis: hawai'i#please consider signing even if you haven’t watched the show#we deserve to have happy lesbians on our tvs#text
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ncis got cancelled im going to scream into the void indefinitely
Of course it did 🙄🙃
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omg there’s one person on twitter who loves to brag about all these confidential stuff they get and they always post half things and it annoys me so much
That’s probably exactly who prompted me to post that lol.
The thing that annoys me is I don’t even use Twitter for cm stuff (or really fandom stuff in general) but the algorithm shows it to me 😭
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Oh my god I miss the days of tv shows not having social media (because it barely existed) and nobody finding out or speculating this intensely over new seasons until they were at least airing instead of people on Twitter fighting over who has the most reputable information source and looking for clues in every single post or picture 🙄
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JENNIFER JAREAU + TANK TOP in 2x23 “NO WAY OUT: THE EVILUTION OF FRANK.”
#she’s just a tiny little baby#look at her#tv: criminal minds#person: aj#always reblog tank top jareau
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CBS elementary is absolutely bonkers, okay?
Sherlock crashes Joan’s car in the first episode. This is never addressed again.
Sherlock goads Joan into an illegal autopsy after he kept doing it wrong
One time Sherlock comes home with a human head and has no idea where he got it
Moriarty has a daughter who is kidnapped. Sherlock and Joan have to rescue her. With Moriarty.
Moriarty kills someone who tries to assassinate Joan and then sends her a letter basically equaling out to “only me kill you <3″
Joan beats up a cop in a boxing ring. Then she annoys Joan again so Joan prepares for round #2.
Joan shaves Sherlock’s head on purpose. At his request. He is bald or almost bald for several episodes.
Someone mocks Sherlock and Joan asks the man “what’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”
Joan threatens to stab Sherlock in the thigh with a push-pin if he doesn’t pay attention to a meeting (she has the push pin the whole scene in her hand)
Sherlock and Joan take down an entire drug gang in like a weekend.
Sherlock goads Gregson into marrying his girlfriend for insurance.
They keep roosters for like four episodes because Sherlock is trying to teach them to get along
Lestrade takes a helicopter to go down the block
“I’m Gay” “I am not” “No that’s my name. But I am actually gay, so it saves time.” “How efficient.”
Sherlock becomes friends with a serial killer
Sherlock and Joan need help with a case so they go visit a detective in stolen antiquities who demands their help with a SEPERATE case that Sherlock solves in ten seconds
“Tell me you didn’t start that fire” “I didn’t start that fire”
Sherlock’s solution to dealing with annoying neighbors is to start sculpting bushes with a chainsaw
In order to stop Marcus from assaulting someone, Sherlock assaults them first
Joan gets attacked by a serial killer and when Sherlock looks at her with big puppy eyes of apology she tells him that she’ll break his rib if he apologizes
One of Marcus’ professors refuses to teach Marcus because of a grudge they hold against Sherlock
“I’ve been robbed. How offensive.”
A LOT of people Joan knew get murdered (this is weird now that I’m thinking about it, I can think of at least three people)
Mycroft and Joan dated
“Her first hidden body, you must be so proud.” “You’re jesting, but I am.”
“You don’t know I play the violin?” “Until last week I didn’t know you ate food.”
Sherlock gets into a disagreement with his father and his solution to dealing with his frustration is to squeeze an entire honey jar down the drain
Joan publishes a book detailing Sherlock’s life SOLEY for revenge after Reichenbach
No one can understand Sherlock’s texting except for Joan, who used the fact he WASN’T talking like a teenager to realize he’d been kidnapped
“It’s the orange high lighter, it always brings bad luck.”
Joan dyes her hair blonde to deal with a personal crises
Joan and Sherlock lie under oath about breaking into people’s houses because they “heard puppies and babies under distress”
“Holmes and Watson are tracking down some sort of Holmes and Watson thing.”
Joan’s adoption lawyer lies about failing to notify her of meetings and Sherlock gets a king involved
Joan meets her sister because her sister runs an illegal poker game
Clyde. Just. Clyde
Joan’s mother tells her that she thinks Joan’s brother is having an affair and when Joan vents her frustration about this, Sherlock tells her she can (and should) cut off her family
The first half of season three is basically Joan and Sherlock mentoring/parenting Kitty
Sherlock was SO CONFIDENT that his father wouldn’t show up to the meeting that he hired an actor to stand-in for his father (and he was right)
A consistent running gag of the series is Sherlock waking up Joan in new and strange ways
“Uncle Detective” “My child is not calling you detective.”
“What does the moon landing have to do with someone trying to kill your father?” “Nothing. Or everything.”
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Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jennifer “JJ” Jareau/Emily Prentiss
Characters: Emily Prentiss, Jennifer “JJ” Jareau
Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Post-Doyle arc, Roadtrip, not quite fluff not quite angst, Explicit Sexual Content, check tws, PTSD, Miscarriage, Implied/Referenced Homophobia
Summary:
Maybe, for now, they can just live in the thrill of it, bask in their togetherness, and pretend like the world isn’t falling apart in their wake.
Or, Emily and JJ run away together.
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OMG TURN THE WORLD GOLD IS BACK??????????
I know it’s been a million years but we’re back baby 😎
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Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss
Characters: Emily Prentiss, Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Post-Doyle arc, Roadtrip, not quite fluff not quite angst, Explicit Sexual Content, check tws, PTSD, Miscarriage, Implied/Referenced Homophobia
Summary:
Maybe, for now, they can just live in the thrill of it, bask in their togetherness, and pretend like the world isn’t falling apart in their wake.
Or, Emily and JJ run away together.
#jemily#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds fanfiction#jemily fanfic#tv: criminal minds#mine: fic
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Is there anything more wonderful than someone reblogging something you made saying “I don’t go here but”
Like. You don’t even care about my blorbos but you reblogged it anyway. 😭
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The soft rumble of the engine, the gentle, steady rhythm of the tires against the smooth road - it doesn’t take long to lull Emily to sleep. JJ keeps glancing at her from the driver’s seat, watching the patterns of light dancing across her face, the strange shapes of rich yellow and orange glittering against her pale skin. All this driving, and this is the first time she’s fallen asleep. She looks peaceful, so though JJ is jealous, she doesn’t even consider waking her up, grateful instead for the to-go coffee in the cup holder, the three cups she’d had before it. She’ll drive until her body starts to say no, until her eyelids grow so heavy that it’s not safe. She isn’t sure if the clock on the dashboard is right, if they changed it when they switched timezones, and she finds she doesn’t care. It could be anytime and they could be anywhere. It doesn’t matter. None of it matters because Emily is here, the soft sound of her even breathing filling the 4-door perimeter, and JJ can’t fight the smile that’s tugging at her lips, the way all her earlier worries are rolling off her as easy as the long road behind them.
turn the world to gold mood board
#tumblr: self-reblog#oops I abandoned this fic forever ago but I’m finally back in it#it feels like stepping into a warm bath with your favourite bath bomb
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BAU with FBI pun t-shirts is an amazing idea!
Ty ty!!
If anyone has suggestions for the other characters’ shirts please let me know 🙏🏻 I might actually do this haha
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After coming out to the team about their relationship Morgan would 100% give Jemily shirts with:
I Put the BI in FBI (JJ)
FBI: Female Body Inspector (Emily)
Funny you should say this
I had an idea forever ago to draw every single member of the team with an FBI pun t-shirt (Rossi was gonna be “full blooded Italian” lmao) but I never got round to it
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that jemily fanart where emily has her blackbird tattoo lives in my head rent free can i print it out to hang on my room?
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Yessss of course!! It would be an honour 😌 /gen
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jealous!jemily headcanons? 🥰
Oh man I’m bad at this.
For starters, I think Emily doesn’t really have space for jealousy? Like, that’s an emotion she just doesn’t fuck with because she probably spent most of her childhood being envious of people, and then like if we’re going with JJ being with Will, there’s a kind of wistful longing there that circumvents jealousy? Idk how to explain. She isn’t jealous of Will, exactly?
And in terms of within a relationship, I think Emily would just be kind of like wow look at all we’ve been through and she’s with me now. Like, very “pinch me” about the whole thing. She wouldn’t be jealous of JJ with other people because she’s well versed in all the ways women have to behave around men to get what they want, and she knows none of it means anything anyway. Idk I don’t really see her as possessive - maybe kind of insecure, asking for reassurance, but she’s too grown up for jealousy?
JJ, however, I could see having a bit of a jealous streak, particularly before they’re together. She hates herself because she picked Will, but seeing Emily around anyone else that she’s obviously attracted to - and sometimes even when she knows it’s just an act - kind of makes her blood boil and she wants to be the bigger person and just want Emily to be happy but it’s hard. Especially knowing that she has absolutely no right to be jealous.
I think in a relationship, she might kind of enjoy trying to make Emily jealous but only in so much as it’s a game? Idk I can see her flirting and expecting it to rile Emily up and instead it annoying her that it doesn’t hahaha.
Anyway, here’s the only fic I’ve ever written about jealousy, if that’s something you wanna read.
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◊ TWIN PEAKS ◊
2.16 · Episode 23 "The Condemned Woman"
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