BUCKY BARNES + strip that down — li*m p*yne

the fucking irony of saying this when ur cc is five days away from living in quackity’s walls lmao.

Me talking to my friends who live thousands of kilometres away:

Me talking to my actual life partner who I’ll be living with next year

I just know Grif is back on Earth saying some shit like "My husband didn't want to come home with me." and making everyone think he's actually married (he's not tho. he is tho)

You obviously weren’t very good at your bulimia if you’re still this fat

This is objectively very offensive, but this is also one of the funniest things anyone’s every said to me, so just this once, I won’t block you and you get a pass

do you reckon that one time whislt one of the mechs. probably jonny. was having sex w dbb he tried to bite him. in a sexy way. and then broke his teeth.

i fucking love art school because it just spawns the absolute WORST and most insane drama. two of my friends are living with absolutely HORRIBLE roommates (as in, neither of these men have showered in the past month, and even if they did, they use 3-in-1). as a joke, my friends started hiding this gnome around their dorm. their last hiding place has been behind the bathroom door, posed so he stares directly at you when you use the toilet. they’ve noticed that, on occasion, the gnome gets turned around to face the wall by their roommates. it’s not always turned around, though. only sometimes.

they were confused for about a week as to why the gnome would only occasionally face the wall. it wasn’t like they were turning it every time they used the bathroom. it was, seemingly, random. and that’s when it hit them. their roommates, presumably, have been using the bathroom to jerk off, and turn the fucking gnome around when they do. because apparently that’s where they draw the line. you can’t get this shit anywhere else

I would like to formally thank you not only for your amazing takes on SW but also for reminding me without fail every Wednesday that the new Mando episode has dropped

If I have to go through the humiliating but absolutely necessary experience of getting up in the middle of the night to go watch the new Star Wars show like it's 1999 and I'm camping out in front of the theater so I can see the new movie, except it's Disney+ and I'm watching from the comfort of my own bed, I better be providing a service by having amazing Star Wars takes and reminding you that the new Mando episode dropped.

“Sam got up and gently prodded Gollum. His hands uncurled and twitched, but he made no other movement. Sam bent down and said fissh close to his ear, but there was no response, not even a catch in Gollum's breathing.”

Oh, Sam!

Kudos for that writer whose love for such an unique pairing that is Percy Jackson/Jason Todd is so intense that they came up with a thoroughly built crossover portraited perfectly in a well-written multi-chaptered fanfic. I’m hooked. You have my utter respect.

This is the reason I don't use live chat during Disventure Camp episode live streams...

... Y'all are funny as hell tho...

Holy SHIT I probably just had the most incoherent dream.

In the dream I was getting suck into fictional settings whenever I interacted with them. All well and good until you get yoinked into the warhammer universe. IMEDIANTLY had to do a talk about knives. I was very confused and overstimulated, when this happens in my dreams I usually teleport outta the situation and calm down. Couldn’t teleport. Just stood there t posing. Lots of stuff happened I can’t rember. Somehow got yoinked to ancient roam?? Idk I must have read something. My mum materialised from somewhere?? Got ona boat. Took the boat to an island. I got scared and turned the boat around halfway. Try agin. Boat turned into a bus. It was like a school trip and All the kids where looking at me funny. Turns out its modern day now?? Get off the bus in some European looking cobbled street. Second bus appears and my mum gets off. I’m calm now so I just walk away and my mum disapears. Get on a second bus. Skip the entire trip where in my town now. Exempt it’s very uncanny. “It just has the same vibe as your home town. It’s not actually your town.” Ah yes it is actually. Get off the bus. Buss driver says I look different. Im like “what do you mean.” And he’s like “Have you looked at your self lately?” “No I don’t have a mirror.” Same kids as the first bus are looking at me weird. Dad comes and picks me up in mums car. I don’t fit into the car. Get in there anyway. Dad can’t drive the car cause it’s mums car, not his ute. Theres a massive corn feild on the road outside the primary school. (There’s lots of other weird stuff as well. It just looked super AI generated.) We drive threw it, hitting 4 corn stalks. Crash into a tin fence. Im annoyed because dad hurt the car. we appear in my aunts drive way.

Then I woke up.

Another Arcane Odyssey experience:

Some 300k bounty guy asked for my pulsar scroll, I said no, and he started hunting me down and attacked my ship. WHILE I WAS FARMING A BOSS!

Man, people with bounties are wild

jimmy: get out of the closet grian

grian: no