me when i see the most gorgeous image on pinterest that fills the void in my soul (i have been looking for it my entire life) and it refreshes 0.2 seconds before i can click it

I literally can't stop saying <3 it's my favorite punctuation mark

Robot girlfriend that shows you off at parties because you can do captchas.

yonderland, but its every time i wondered who the real target audience was

this weekend at my job this trio of kids were coming up to me throughout the day begging me to look at a rusty spoon they had found in the creek by the dining hall because it was rusty and had some detailing and they were convinced it's an antique and i should put it in our nature museum. and every time i was either busy or they didnt have the spoon so i never saw it. but like. it's a spoon someone threw into the creek from the dining hall. finally at dinner im eating my pasta and having a bit of a break when the little trio comes up to me with the spoon and it sure is a tarnished rusty spoon. and im like "yeah ill look it over and ill let you know later!!" already thinking of ways to nicely tell them this is regular silverware from 2003. but then i look at the back and google the branding on the back and. those kids legit found a silver spoon from 1922. guess i gotta put it in the museum

? TikTok what

One of the all time best things that a reformed villain can do is make jokes about wishing they had stayed evil at every minor inconvenience. It’s funny every time. Dropped your bagel? This never would have happened if I had stayed a dictator. Former enemy turned new bestie making fun of your shirt? I should have slaughtered you and your family. Someone tried to tell an embarrassing story about you? I think my death ray is still up in the attic. It never misses

Pomegrante Collar Pins // Crafts and Wonders

I love you robots and artificial intelligence with mental illness. I love you repression being depicted as literally deleting archived data to preserve functionality. I love you anxiety attacks being depicted as a system crashing virus. I love you ptsd being depicted as an annoying pop-up. I love you anxiety disorder being depicted as running thousands of simulations and projected outcomes. I love you artificial beings being shown to be human via their own artificiality.

spring rolled in like a storm in summer sudden and with warning

i can see it not in but on the air at night

go and smell the birdsong through a window at a time when it is still too cold to open

see the buds on the bushes as an omen

theres a syncopated rythm to change, touch it

know an empty beach means catastrophy

know an empty tree means blooming

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

at first i was a bit skeptical about this whole mental illness idea but now im kinda thinking i might have one or two of my own

Bunch of arthropod guys - refs created for OC purposes! ;)

there is so much intimacy in creating something together

04/08/2011