#a_spidey_sense ~ ~ “So Harold, is it?.. Can I call you harry? ... Alrighty then!!” I say as I crawl up and over, the now captured perpetrator’s back. In my wake, a thick webbing is woven, one in which now has him bound, and entrapped within it’s restrictive, glimmering silk. “Horace? Is it?.. Well, anyway Howie, here’s my dilemma.” Now giving the bound up hoodlum a hearty spin, I begin to give him the “cotton candy treatment” that so many who have fallen prey to me have come to request. As he pivots about from his dangling position, webbing continues to gently coating as he rotates slowly, his face, now the definition of misery. With his mouth is now muffled in hopes of disparaging any rude interruptions, I continue my rant... “So get this. My girlfriend and I have been dating like six months now. Which, in Instagram Roleplayland is more like a decade. But anyway, you know how women be. She gets mad over the furniture layout, the percentage on the cartons of milk I buy, my web shooter pieces and parts all over my dresser.. And, last but not least, when my ex shows up. The Blackcat.. Posted in several Daily Bugle features by the handsome Peter Porter. And upset is putting it lightly! Go figure! But, It’s not like I invited her or something! Exes, just show up! Am I right? Or I'm I right... Timing must be their specialty.... That too tight? Good..” I question as the man’s eyes seemingly strain with stress, all but bulging out of his skull as he struggles to free himself. As he squirms himself into exhaustion, blood rushing to his head, the words “please no more” and “why are you telling me all this?” are spewed from his sealed lips. ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnW7yokjFTX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bbvk2y61j4mz

“I plead the fifth!!!” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUTypkDM9r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kblv9n8mxcpp

Anyone else glitching like crazy?? I can’t send or reply to DM’s. #IGGALACTUS ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnR4iU2j6X4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=56c752z7q50n

[[ Open Rp to a villain/hero ]] Don’t need to write a novel. Just a nice response ~ ~ [ SHLEE ] With a gloved thumb ghosting over a small spot upon his web shooters, Spider-Man activates the built in interface for the first time in a while. “Karen? Hey...” It’s then, after a few moments of silence, that his A.I. companion finally interacts. “Hello Peter...” Is all Karen says. It’s all she needed to say. After all, she was heartbroken and upset. And, despite being a generated algorithm, designed especially for Peter, she had every right to be. “Look, I’m sorry I haven’t turned you on lately. In fact, seems I’m more skilled at turning people off to be honest. I didn’t mean to.. Ya know? I’m had no intention of neglecting, or ignoring you, ok? I just...” [ PLINK! ] Now consumed in thought, an empty cartridge of web fluid springs from his wrist, Peter watching it tumble end over end as it plummets quickly to the street below. “It’s “just”, that you fell in love. And, now you’ve come to talk to me, because that part of your life is suffering. You know I’m a shoulder to cry on. It’s not like you have anyone else.” As her calculated response cuts deep, Peter gets up from his seated position, his iconic mask dangling precariously upon a few sticky fingertips. “Not helping K... I’m just... Ya know.. I wish... Why can’t I just be who I am? I can’t do, or act in anyway without the eyes of the paparazzi, and the judging thoughts of others caving in on me. Do you have any idea what it’s like to be scrutinized at every turn? How it feels to be viewed in so many different ways? I hate being Spider-Man right now. But, even worse, I think I hate being Peter Parker more.” As a deep sigh escapes his lips, Peter curses himself under his breath. Of all the enemies he’s amassed over the years. He himself, was the worst. “So, IT is women troubles. And here, I thought I was merely guessing.” As Karen’s Spider-Man-like humor falls on deaf ears, she would eventually continue. ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #avengers #xrp #xtremerp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRTRVwjD-l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nasahj17orp0

“How come every crazy lunatic in New York wants to dress up like an animal and be one of my villains?? I mean... I Bear-ly know this guy!! I realize he just wants to spend some koalaity time with me, but I think he may be bi-Polar..” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp (at Bronx Zoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRFq5WjA1K/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eiza1u5purwr

“Come on Trexie! It’s time for a Triassic sized team up!!!”” ~ *makes little arms and roars* ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp ~ Amazing Spider-Man vol 1 no 15 https://www.instagram.com/p/BnQ8OZDD_mZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ycy5ayup6lyo

“You always taught me to do what was in my heart. No matter what. ... You just never told me it would be so hard..” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnP286gj6_8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z46ncu4mqm4p

“Oh... Right... Well, if it wouldn’t be too much to ask, perhaps you could magic some up? I like mine with some blueberries. Not too many though! And no “blueberries of balfazar” or some crazy stuff like that. Last thing I need, is to be crêped out at breakfast... Oh, and Danny wants his pancakes happy and feeling positive chi... Try buttering them up..” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnOWD2Gj0jz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pk5xfsp15gr7

”P U !!!! Hey big guy.. Mind watching where you’re pointing that thing? Maybe, find some gamma scented Gillette? Smells like a petting zoo that got hit with a mackerel grenade.” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNWwgVDlsj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g8lv3p82h8pa

When someone challenges you to a fight in high school, and your whole crew shows up to have your back. ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnL13NBjyu4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eninkoh6k4f3

“Hey! This mystical mitten of destiny ain’t so bad! Now... Which one is the eviscerate Jonah Jameson stone?” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp ~ ~ Art by @ultraraw26 https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLoo7XDDDs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13b5qll5u5oww

”HURRY UP!!!... Now, I know I'm not the only one to say this to themself. Out loud as I do.. Or if you so choose, in a more descrete, and slightly less crazy way, as you internally spur yourself on. Which, I totally understand! But, that’s just it though. We‘re all in so much of a hurry to do, well everything! That we all fail to stop and notice the little things. We press so much to acheive/complete/enjoy the current task at hand, that we often actually miss what's right in front of us.” }}}{{{ Spider-Man leans back from a bumper that rips off of the getaway car before him, sparking several times over on the concrete, before suddenly kicking up and wizzing past. As he now looks back, mask eyes widen as he looks upon the very next police car in pursuit, swerving erratically into a fire hydrant in effort to avoid the wayward bumper. [ SWOOSH! ] ”See... Officer McGrady there, was so busy avoiding that bumper, that he completely failed to plan his path of exit in case of emergency.” }}}{{{ [ THWIP! ] As a gunman in the lead car pops his head out to fire a semi automatic weapon, he’s immediately ripped from the back seat, now dangling from a traffic light in a tangled weave of webbing. “Ahhh. “Gary gunman”.. My favorite crook. This guy is so busy trying to be “the one that finally got me”, that he didn’t bother to notice the “upsy daisy” web traps I’ve randomly set around the city. Where is the coaching?! Where are the scouting reports?!?! Not to mention missing out on that dude planting an awkward first kiss, a working dog professionally ignoring half a hot dog which is laying on the sidewalk, and Billy Crystal getting into that cab. ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKUmSsDwk4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iujj6kdtxxeu

“Johnny who?? ~ No, seriously... The human what now?” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp #thefuturefoundation #fantasticfour https://www.instagram.com/p/BnGnTucj6IS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ow97xaw4t6cl

Ahhhhh... The good old days. When Spider-Man’s secret identity meant something.. 😍 Damn hipsters... ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp ~ ~ Via @wallcrawlerfacts https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCYPOZDlMx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=73o5p2t4pr8j

“Now I know how Mike Tyson felt when he was the special guest referee in Wrestlemania XIV : Stone Cold Vs Shawn Micheals! I’m just trying to figure out which one is the boy toy!!!” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp

“Help me Jonah-Wan Kenobi... You’re my only hope..” ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp ~ ~ Artist ?? ~ ~ I NEED somebody to pick up the mantle of J.J.

“Who am I? I’m Spider-Man” ~ 12 Days!! Sooo, so close!! 🙇🏻‍♂️ ~ ~ #spiderman #spidey #peterparker #theamazingspiderman #marvel #dc #marvelcomics #ironspider #spidermanfarfromhome #comics #comicart #captainamerica #tomholland #blackpanther #batman #superman #avengers #theavengers #infinitywar #avengersinfintywar #newyork #newyorkcity #mcu #xtremerp #xrp #ps4