My daughter (4.5 years old): why did the banana cross the road?

My son (6.5 years old): why?

My daughter: because he wanted to get hit by a car.

Iida just never stops being funny to me. In episode 123, when asked why he was tagging along with the heroes running to support in the fight against Shigaraki, despite not having a flying quirk, he legitimately responds with, “two of those students in the fight are my treasured, cherished friends. The other one is Bakugou”

okay but what if the only reason rin and sae are (forced against their will) to be (somewhat) civil with each other in their adult years is because their gfs are ride or die besties that would rather leave their (petty) asses than compromise their friendship

Mephisto: Like I’ve been saying, Lucifer, you need to show Lord Diavolo more respect.

Lucifer and Diavolo: *aggressively making out*

so ive been a fan of danganronpa for a while now, i think i got into it late 2018, and basically since i got up to chapter 2 of thh togami became my favourite character and he's been my fave ever since, and much of my time was spent largely thinking about it on my own. and due to that i was stuck in my own head with very little fandom content to supply my mind. so because of this there was a time where i had went through all of togami's main ships and when i realised i had exhausted all the content for that ship i would move on. during all my time i ended up at one point or another shipping togami with all the survivors, a couple characters from the main game, and even an oc, but not once have i ever shipped him with toko. and i think thats hilarious. like even i, who was starving for content, didn;t touch it with a 10 foot pole

maybe! you're not the worst thing ever....

one of the funniest parts of the new sohm al duty support is seeing estinien yell “KNOW YOUR FOLLY!!!” at a teeny tiny gaelicat before dive-bombing it with his lance. absolutely zero chill that guy

Peter Pan Goes Wrong Broadway Playbill 2023 (Part 2)

+ ppgw ad & article found in every current bway playbill

Maehara just sitting there knowing his bug literally is being too cool to be left alive

HERE IS MINE AND RYLEE’S VIDEO I WAS TALKING ABOUT

Dex will end up like this if the sepsis doesn't get him first:

Count Dracula, on his way to trolling his guest: oh, he’ll need a blanket and a knee-warmer and a touch of brandy against the chill air-

Count Dracula, realising he’d have to BUY all of this beforehand: well, damn, human existence is expensive-!

absolutely will never get over the fact that the election arc - an arc in which gon is in a coma from a suicide attempt, killua is forced to return to his abusive family, and kurapika is unreachable because of depressive episode induced by sitting in a room full of the dead bodies of his family - is technically a lighthearted arc. entirely because of the reveal that ging is gay. and you know what? togashi was right to consider it a lighthearted arc. its fucking hilarious and if you disagree youre lying.

Throw back to the time I told my mom multiple times a day for like a month that “basic white girl” was my culture and I should embrace it and then proceeded to down a whole venti cup of espresso flavored sugar monstrosity and cackle like a witch.

*whispers* If they're crew we aren't to chew.

I think about mareth from tuc far too often