L + ratio + I cast Legend Lore on you and nothing came up

Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????

Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.

And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

Ok but its the symbolic relationship between fig and Kristen. Patron saint of Cassandra being protected by a paladin of ankarna??? Like ok storytelling please go on

Honor the cock

Fig about bobby after finding out he got her mom kicked out

I love that Kristen applebees wears wranglers bc now i have reasons to add my favorite country songs to my st. Kristen applebees playlist

I've seen people say it before, but it still blows my mind that the only parents not in the Bad Parent polycule are the CANONICAL SWINGERS

Kristen when hearing kiplilly 4dogs say to go fuck herself

Oh for how i wish for Adaine  to absolutely rock Oisin’s shit. HIT HIM GIRL GET HIS ASS

While shes at it maybe soccer punch kipperlilly clerickiller too

Y’all when I tell you the visceral reaction I had when Kipperlilly slit Buddy’s throat… Like girl that was supposed to be your friend, you’ve (probably) spent hours in the forest at this point hunting rats with him. You even (possibly) made his weird grandpa come teach at the so you could say fuck you to the Bad Kids. Was he just a pawn in your plan does loyalty mean nothing to you???? Literally hoping that Buddy meets Helio and converts to a cooler god (Cassandra, Ankarna, YES?(!)) It would be so silly if he speedran freshman year Kristen’s arc, gay awakening and converting to YES! included.

KIPPERLILLY. WHEN I CATCH YOU KIPPERLILLY.

KIPPERLILLY WHEN I CATCH YOU KIPPERLILLY. KIPPERLILLY WHEN I CATCH YOU KIPPERLILLY. YOU TOO OISIN YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL YA FUCKIN AMADÁN

Oo so copperlilly bitchfuck definitely killed lucy due to the fact that she killed buddy yeah? Two clerics in what? two semesters?

Gertie. i know what you are.

Listen I’m hoping when we get Cassandra back and Ankarna for the first time that they immediately decide they are Kristen and Figs parents. like: “Ah yes Saint Kristen Applebees-“

“you mean my daughter.” “she brought you back from being a corrupted fey construction of fear and literal nightmares?”

“parenting really changes you<3”

——-

“Figeroth Faeth Archdevil of Rebellion-“

“and my favorite daughter :)”

“she laid claim to your domain, and played a song so metal she reconstructed your fire horse”

“I know isn’t my kid the best.”

Let the lesbian gods be moms

kristen deserves to get to be a stupid and messy lesbian after thinking she was going to go to hell her entire life for being gay. let her live

mods kill this motherfucker