i dont think theres a single homestuck character i would refer to as a himbo
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WHO KEEPS LETTING ANIMALS LOOSE IN THE HALLWAYS
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Has anyone else noticed that time is really weird?
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making lunch for my beautiful boyfriend <33
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just made dinner for my roommate ^_^
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i never ever wanna walk up another flight of stairs again in my life once this school year is over
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what the fuck does our student council even do like actually
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If it cannot break its egg's shell, a chick will die without being born. We are the chick. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the world's shell, we will die without being born. Smash the world's shell!
#deep #inspirational #poetry #poetic #quotes #literature #dark academia
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If you or a friend/loved one is currently attending Ohtori Academy, please remember that you can get a free counselling session in the abandonded building at the edge of campus.
- Souji Mikage
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if someone i hate just so happens to fall down the stairs while i'm walking by how is that my fault 🙄🙄
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just got my ass kicked by a middle school girl for the third time in a row dhmu..
#sad #vent #delete later
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Anyone who voted no DNI !!!!!!!
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reblog if you think the chairman should fund the drama club more instead of spending all the board money on sports cars
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#in other news i'm dropping out of school #goodbye forever i will not miss any of you
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"seducing" in this case doesn't need to be sexual - could also just be convincing you to enter a dramatic love affair or run away with them (also would love to hear your specific fantasies in the tags)
Obviously I can't fit everyone, so I'm sticking with the classics (sorry)
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attempted voluntary vehicular manslaughter
attempted voluntary manslaughter
arson
assault and battery
vandalism
breaking and entering
disturbing the peace
joyriding
grand theft auto
destruction of public property
destruction of private property
destruction of federal property
shoplifting
evading arrest
speeding
driving under the influence
underage possession of alcohol
possession of dangerous drugs
unlawful posession of incendiary device
unlawful possession of explosive substance
public mischief
criminal mischief
brandishing a deadly weapon
criminal threats
assault by means likely to produce great bodily injury
trespassing
obstruction of justice
failure to report a felony
first degree burglary
engaging in anti-government conspiracy
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