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Third Wheeling Masterlist

And They Were Roommates (ao3) - josephines-journal (adoredamianos), Notanotherpeggycarterblog peggy/steve T, 2k

Summary: Follow three WW2 veterans as they try to get used to the future. They may look young, but they act far from it.

Fuddy Duddy (ao3) - FestiveFerret steve/tony E, 3k

Summary: The only thing Tony hates more than being a third wheel is being a fourth wheel, when the third wheel he's stuck with is someone as boring and uptight as Steve Rogers.

If I Had One Wish (ao3) - AngeNoir bucky/tony, bucky/steve/tony E, 4k

Summary: Steve knows it's out of left field, but he's pathetically grateful that neither Bucky nor Tony question when he asks for a date with the two of them. It turns to something more, and Steve leaves in the morning... knowing he'll never make it back.

Strangely, he's okay with it.

I've heard this joke before (ao3) - rotg5311 sam/bucky T, 1k

Summary: Steve accidentally finds out his two best friends are dating.

Leg Day (ao3) - Brokenpitchpipe steve/bucky E, 12k

Summary: “So talk to him,” Sam says.

“I can’t,” Bucky groans. “I can’t, Sam, I. He just.” He fluffs his hair up and stares at Sam, distraught. “I want him to bench press me.”

“Okay, so it’s serious,” Sam interprets. “Got it."

(Or: The one where Sam is Bucky's long-suffering roommate, Bucky is a hot mess of a millennial, and Hot Steve spends far too much time on the Lat Pull-Down machine.)

One More Slice of Apple Pie (ao3) - Kdin steve/bucky G, 3k

Summary: Written for this prompt: Stucky high school!au where Tony just got kicked out of private school for making a teachers look stupid because he knew more.

Tony Stark hates to be a third wheel and Steve and Bucky are a corny couple.

Seasons in the Sun (ao3) - hubluhbluhbluhbleh bucky/wanda M, 35k

Summary: Detective Barnes and his partner, Detective Maximoff, are on the case when the child of their best friends winds up being kidnapped one summer day.

Seventeen (ao3) - demonologue steve/bucky E, 7k

Summary: Bucky has a great idea to get Steve some experience with dames. Too bad he didn't ask Steve first.

The More The Merrier (ao3) - TallGlass sam/bucky E, 2k (WIP)

Summary: Some milestones in Sam and Bucky's relationship.

The More They Stay the Same (ao3) - Carsonian steve/tony G, 1k

Summary: Bucky was meant to take Tony back to the station twenty-five minutes back.

(A.K.A. Medieval-cyberpunk fusion AU where Tony is a prince, Steve is a gang leader, and they're dating.)

Third Wheel (ao3) - copperbadge bucky/natasha, bucky/steve/natasha T, 1k

Summary: Steve is obsessed with Bucky and Natasha's relationship. Bucky's gonna find Steve his own date if it kills him. Natasha thinks Bucky is perhaps overlooking the obvious.

Third Wheel or 20 Dates (ao3) - akeisnotpie clint/steve E, 9k

Summary: Steve and Clint are the third wheels around the tower. Basketball, classic movies, plays, and late night workouts ensue. Turns out, they may have been dating the whole time.

Third Wheel's a Charm(er) (ao3) - NarutoRox tony/bucky, peggy/steve T, 2k

Summary: “So,” Steve said with very forced casualness as he straightened his shirt in the mirror. “Peggy’s bringing a friend.”

Bucky groaned. “Not this again, Stevie. I don’t need you setting me up on pity dates.”

“That’s funny, because I distinctly remember somebody telling me that there was no pity in setting up a friend.” Steve said, smiling in faux-innocence.

And that right there was the heart of Bucky's problem. Because he really couldn’t complain about Steve trying to set him up when he’d spent years doing the same thing, not without sounding like a hypocrite.

Which was probably why Steve was taking such perverse pleasure in this. His first, smug words to Bucky after meeting Peggy had been “Well, maybe she has a friend,” after all.

He’d never thought all those times he’d pestered Steve into going on those double-dates would come back to bite him on the ass.

You Killed A Cockatoo?! (ao3) - ajay_lotte karen/claire T, 4k

Summary: In which the Iron Man suit malfunctioned, Matt has no clothes, and Karen and Claire are dedicatedly out to get him.

⚠️Chalice of the Gods spoilers⚠️

Oh Grover how you suffer

Get ready to groove to the beat with Zoe Wees' 'Third Wheel' ZoukAfrobeat Vanboii Chill Remix 🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🔥 If you loved the original version, wait till you hear this! The catchy lyrics and upbeat melody are perfectly blended with a ZoukAfrobeat twist, courtesy of Vanboii Chill Remix. You won't be able to resist moving your feet to the rhythm. Press play and let the music take over! 🎧🌟

“Hey babe does Jason have to come with us on EVERY date?” “He has separation anxiety if I leave him by himself he’ll chew on the doors.” “…Okay…”

These dudes put on some funny ass show's... Caught a few and even got to do their #dubblebubble show! Give them a follow @thirdwheelcomedy and not sure what's upstairs but everyone who went up there came back super stoked and smiley 😆😆😆 . . . . #funnies #comedy #roadtrippingusa #thursday #daswassup #thirdwheel #thirdwheelcomedy #virality #viral #scottybefunny #california #californiaadventure #dubblebubble #fyp #discover #followme #bookme #avail #promoted #brandpartner #raze #lasso #liketime #followtime #gratis #me . . . . (at Third Wheel Comedy) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn72EvASU6g/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

✨#datenight with @lancerr77 to walk off 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️ Christmas calories 🍪 until #thirdwheel Buzz Lightyear Santa 🎅🏼decided to crash the party 🎉 PC @tanyamau 📸 (at Waialae-Kahala, Honolulu) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmn4YHiOwZ-t1EAzCfQaMtZo5ZaY123gPda6640/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

third semester mood board

They locked eyes for once

And started to giggle and get shy

—MONSTER NEXT DOOR · พี่เขาบุกโลกของผม · Coming soon

Holding hands explained, from the science and reasons why we do it to the benefits Holding hands with a partner we trust can genuinely reduce the pain we feel... Holding hands is something so many of us do, largely without even really thinking about it. Many couples will naturally often reach for the other's hand. But why? Is it because you just can't keep your literal hands off each other, or could it be because it's become routine? Are there any scientifically proven health benefits of holding hands with a romantic partner, friend, or parent/caregiver? "Regardless [of the reasons why we do it], the thought to take away is, hand-holding ultimately brings comfort, warmth, pain release and friendship to those who feel equally empathetic or compassionate," she says.Holding hands puts us in sync with our partner(s) When people touch hands, they start to breathe in sync as shown in a later Goldstein study from 2018. As Silva Neves explains, this means "emotions will flow from one person to the other" - which is known as 'interpersonal synchronisation'. This is a phenomenon in which people physiologically mirror the people they're with."We can interpret much of what the other person is feeling from how they hold our hand" "It appears that holding hands [also] serves the purpose to feel a deepening in human connections," he adds. But he points out this will only happen when you hold the hand of a person you love and trust. Our hands are one of the most sensitive parts of our bodies, and Dr Becky Spelman says that when we hold hands, we are more finely attuned to one another’s feelings, emotions, and needs. "We are unconsciously exchanging emotional information with one another without necessarily registering it on a conscious level," she explains. "Instinctively, we can interpret much of what the other person is feeling from how they hold our hand, their pulse, the level of perspiration, and more Go on.. hold them hands! RG22 #handholding #couples #bae #relationship #awe #hessocute #wornout #myhuman #couplesgoals #cutemoments #lookathim #holdhands #thirdwheel #hescute #sheloveshim #hesmine #marriageequality #smush #ilovehimsomuch #ilovehim #stolemyheart (at Miami Beach, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce2jPsVOcq7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

was playing deltarune and thinking about sansnomaly,,,

rip kris having to deal with this delulu

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the whole set makes it even funnier

◇ Well deserved rest

A silly experimental piece, was fun piece since I never rendered grass before.

jax also third wheels so that's why he's there and he let's ragatha sleep on him cus I said so