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Erik: I...may be having a panic attack.
Charles: And you're calm about that?!
Erik: Don't panic. I'm the one panicking.
Charles: Lot of fucking good it does saying not to panic. go look in a mirror and repeat that!
#they're both disasters#cherik#also me right now#i was just sitting here like...i may be panicking#remaining chill on the outside while my heartrate triples and i'm convinced i'm about to die#most people talk about looking unphased while reading smut#my talent is looking unphased while feeling like i'm confronting death
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If you’re still taking asks for the 5 hcs of an AU…! AfOhiko AU where Gran Torino actually just stole the design of Captain Hero for his costume (changing the color palette only), figuring that he’d never linger anywhere long enough for people to put two and two together. It’s old-school, and really, kinda dated. Except All for One notices him, and proceeds to make things weird.
*points and laughs at the nerd*
1- Sorahiko's path to heroism was... Unconventional. By the time he designed his hero outfit, he didn't exactly have any designs of his own to show off his own personality or mission or style. But, Sorahiko's anyways been a fan of the classics. Classic cars, classic movies, and especially classic comic books. So he just takes Captain Hero's costume and picks the colors he would rather wear, calls it a day.
2- No one else noticed. No other heroes, no civilians, no villains. Not En, not even Nana. It's not exactly a poplar comic, and he changed enough, and he doesn't stay and chat or get caught on camera very often. Until one day, when En was doing something Sorahiko would call "the height of stupidity", and Sorahiko ran in, grabbing and shoving him out of the way of AfO's attack. And AfO stares, and tries to figure out why this guy looks familiar, he's pretty sure he hasn't seen that quirk or face before. It buys them enough time to flee.
3- the next time AfO's seen him, he's put it together. A Captain Hero recolor! His little brother's favorite comic hero (used to be his favorite too) protecting his quirk's current user. Must be the universe's idea of a joke. He addresses both of them- "One For All, Captain Hero."- and that makes both start. AfO doesn't really bother to remember many hero names. AfO usually just goes by quirk, if that. AfO should be calling him "that pest" or "guard dog" or "Jet" or maybe "Torino."
Not "Captain Hero." En has no clue what that even means.
Sorahiko's soul is trying to leave his body.
That confirms to AfO that it was on purpose on this hero's part, and he says he hasn't read that comic in a while. Perhaps it's due for a reread. (He doesn't mention he never did finish it, after his brother told him too, then died.)
Sorahiko can only come up with the words "Well, it's a classic."
AfO agrees. "Does it also get better with age?"
The awkwardness manages to increase. Nana causes a distraction, and they flee.
4- This just gets worse every time they meet. Sorahiko isn't sure if he's being mocked, flirted with, or just confusing AfO. He's called "Captain Hero" each time they meet. En's given up on trying to understand. Nana decides to hunt down the comic and give it a read at this point. Sorahiko considers changing his costume, but 1- he really doesn't want to let AfO win, 2- idk it seems to be kinda keeping them all alive right now so
5- Nana is the first one to point out that AfO has been slowly changing his look though- little things, one by one. He's taking more inspiration from the Demon King in the Captain Hero comics. (Sorahiko noticed it too, but was refusing to voice it.)
Sorahiko is pushed past his limit by that. He goes on patrol alone, hoping to get a chance for AfO to see him without threat to OfA, so he can just bluntly and directly ask "Ok, dude, what's your deal?"
AfO gives him that chance, and just smiles and shrugs. "Just want to get to know someone with a common interest better."
#they're both disasters#somehow. this ends up with them.......#well anyway great news that sorahiko has further distracted AfO from OfA holders that's neat#and he's past cringe culture and doesn't even change his costume after..... whatever they have.... breaks up? takes a break??#a lot of afohiko aus haunt my mind#this one... is gonna haunt me in a slightly different way than most i think#but haunted all the same#afohiko#granafo#shih shoulda had it#pocket talks to people#ask game
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someone help them... please
#when i said at least they're good at homework#this is what i meant#they're both disasters#sims 4 gameplay#sims 4 screenshots#sims 4 scenarios#sims 4#simblr#current household#asmp scenario
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Ayan: what could be a problem if you’re close to me? ;)
Akk: [gay silence]
Akk: nothing. [gay panic] i feel nothing.
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(I miss you when we don't hang out at night)
(the lemonade leak on ao3)
#Donnie drinking coffee to stay awake#they're both a little fucked up but they make it a competition#rottmnt the lemonade leak#rottmnt lemonade leak#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt 2018#rottmnt fic#tmnt#rottmnt au#rise tmnt#rise leo#rise donnie#rottmnt disaster twins#rottmnt fanart#rise of tmnt#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt twins
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Another Prompt in Memes?! Yes.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#memes#Knighthood#knighthood ship#Let Jason be a literal Reaper type ghost#Danny is not ghost king but Fright Knight got attached & shall protect his Core as he heals#This can be de aged Danny if you want or not lol#Ghosts deserve to be eldritch#Undead deserve to be eldritch#Crime Alley: Ah yes Undead Punk & Eldritch Knight gotta be my fav genders#Batclan: Please we just want information about the person who dropped off a dufflebag of heads at the GCPD-#Crime Alley: I'm sorry we can't hear you over the sound of our favorite show going live here#Crime Alley is watching their disaster cryptids while munching popcorn like it's their fav sitcom or something lol#Jason deserves to be able to spar with his Allblades#halfa jason todd#star core jason#shadow core fright knight#Space Core Danny#Pfft that can lead to misunderstandings lmao#Stars + shadowy darkness = space lmao#Let Jason be feral- let FK go a lil feral too#Fright Kerian Knight#Also lets be honest they're probably both nerds#And they both bake#LET THEM BAKE TOGETHER#knighthood
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December 6 - Pillow Fort
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | ...
closeups under cut:
#rottmnt#rise fanart#rise of the tmnt#ignore the wonky shadows im already struggling jsfklsf#the urge to copy/paste that one familyguy dead pose as pillow fight aftermath is strong#i'd like to think donnie trips right after and they're both down for the count u_u RIP#sunset duo be chilling#disaster duo be... disaster-ing#they're all just so SIBLING your honor#tei's dec23#teidoodle
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being into B'Elanna/Seven is so fucking funny. Star Trek: Voyager just keeps telling me that they don't like each other and yet here I am wondering why the hell B'Elanna would make that observation if she truly didn't care, a little passive-aggressive as it is and all, and why Seven would admit to anything being wrong with her if she didn't trust B'Elanna even a little bit. That being said, they Cannot have a normal interaction ever and I'm laughing
#every time they're both in the mess hall or in engineering... you know it's about to Happen#voy#b7#b'elanna torres#seven of nine#ep: infinite regress#pictures taken 5 seconds before disaster also#sidenote to the sidenote i wish 'you look terrible' made any sense wrt makeup or costuming decisions here
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Astarion x Kerry, Patreon request
ily guys sm
#patreon request#kerry eurodyne#my art#astarion ancunin#okay this may be the hottest ship#bg3 fanart#cyberpunk 2077 fanart#bg3 astarion#you so sick for suggesting that i love this idea sm#they're both walking gay disasters
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epic fail <3
#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3#howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign*#all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh...#while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck#cause realistically he probs would be#i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance#he's constantly tripping over himself#luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway!#either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says#both are Amusing!#scribble salad#welcome home#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#theyre both Such Disasters in my mind#like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair#and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it'#babes you did Not. you didn't <3#I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-
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You see, this was the entire reason that Revali made Link a Paraglider. So he wouldn't drag the poor things off cliffs or into his gale to fly with them!
(...Though, he might have made it for more than one reason...~)
#revalink#revali#link#breath of the wild#botw#loz fanart#loz botw#loz link#they're just gay disasters#the cucco was fine btw they're invincible#link actually fell from the sky and both revali and link got lectured by mipha
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The Missing Scarf VIII - part 15
One last page and we'll reach Mt. Ebott (*¯︶¯*)
On another note, looks like Blue has made up his mind about a few things concerning Mel. Nothing like a good talk.
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#undertale#undertale au#undertale comic#undertale comic au#utmv#the missing scarf#utmv comic#mel#sans#he sticks the landing!#love reading your tags cuz they're so on point with my humor bwahahah#Mel does get in a lot of trouble but so do you Blue#you're both a disaster to happen
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Kaito: You are the love of my life and my soulmate, and I would do anything for you.
Shinichi: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaito: Absolutely not.
#incorrect dcmk#incorrect quotes#kaishin#the funniest bit is that it absolutely works the other way around too#They're both such disasters I love them#source: tumblr
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Blake and or weiss meet yang/rubys parents for the first time. Was thinking something similar to the goodnight kiss story, but do what you want lol. I ain't gonna force you to do anything.
Hey, @chaosbloot! I think I got something for this.
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Goodnight Kiss in Vacuo pt. 2
Shade Academy
Blake: (tossing and turning in bed) Can't sleep... (glances at the door to the bedroom and bites her lip as she watches shadows pass underneath the door) No. No. It's too soon for that. We didn't even technically share a bed at Jaune's house in the Ever After.
Yang: (muffled laughter on the other side of the door along with two other voices)
Blake: But it was nice being so close.... (remembers the warm, floaty feeling she got from sleeping within close proximity to Yang)
Blake's Heart: (butterflies and warmth and floaty feeling with warm fuzzies) Go get our girl already!!!
Blake: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll go ask. (Takes a deep breath and peeks out the door into the little dormatory common room)
Yang: (wheezing with laughter) No way! Qrow, you never told us that you wore the school skirt for a week when you were a student!
Qrow: Your dad told me it was a kilt!
Raven: Don't put all the blame on Tai, Qrow. Summer played along with it.
Qrow: You're just mad that my legs looked better than yours in that skirt.
Raven: Hardly the case now. I don't think those pasty white legs of yours have seen the light of day since then.
Yang: (laughing so hard she's crying silently and goes to wipe a tear when she notices Blake standing in the doorway) Hey, babe! Sorry, are we keeping you up?
Blake: Oh! No. Not at all. I just noticed that it was getting late and you hadn't come- GONE! Hadn't gone... to bed.
Raven & Qrow: (arch an eyebrow with a smirk at the slip and glance at each other)
Yang: (oblivious) I'll go to bed here in a minute. I was catching up with Qrow and hearing how Raven came around to help.
Raven: (gives Qrow a look of: "Can you believe this kid?")
Qrow: (exchanges with a look of: "She has Tai's obliviousness and your romance disasterdom. What do you expect?")
Raven: (rolls her eyes and stares pointedly at Blake) Hey, if you want to sleep with Yang, you're better off asking her directly instead of beating around the bush.
Blake: (blushes and steam billows out of her ears)
Yang: (blushes and sits ramrod straight) U-Uh... Blake?
Blake: Yes!
Yang: Did you... want to share a bed?
Blake: (ears flicker as her eyes flit between everyone in the room) I... wouldn't be opposed....
Qrow: Do you want to sleep with my niece or not?
Blake: Not like that!!! (Balks) Not yet anyway!!! (Gags at her words) I MEAN!!! YES!!! I would like to share a bed with Yang! (Turns to Yang) When are you coming to bed?!
Yang: (a flustered and blushing mess) I'll be there in five minutes!
Blake: Okay!
Yang: Okay!
Blake: I love you!
Yang: I love you too!
Blake: (stomps over to Yang in embarrassment, kisses her cheek, and sprints back into her bedroom)
Yang: (eyes flicking between red and lilac from embarrassment)
Raven: You were right. I do like her. I was a little worried after spying around post fall of Beacon.
Qrow: Told you. (Drinks his decaf coffee) Better get going, Firecracker. Your lady awaits.
Yang: (stammers and sputters) Right! Uh! Goodnight! (Trips over the chair as she rushes to the bedroom)
Raven: (sips her tea after the door slams closed) I give them six months before they're talking about marriage.
Qrow: I'll see your six months and put my money on our little Firecracker asking.
Raven: Please. That little shadow is clearly a woman who knows what she wants. My money is on the Faunus.
#bumbleby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#rwby#rwby crack post#vacuo#raven branwen#qrow branwen#goodnight kiss#shenanigans#lesbian disaster yang xiao long everyone#bisexual biohazard blake belladonna folks#they're both lovestruck idiots your honor
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Pre‐Ethiopia Jason looking at Clark and Bruce on their usual bs: ...
Jason: Meh. Ms. Jane Austen did it better with Lizzie and Darcy. This looks like a cheaply produced melodramatic shitshow with two divorced actors playing as a couple. Hard pass. Solid 2/10.
Bruce: ...
Clark: wow---
Dick: *cackling and losing it in the background*
#jason gave them 2 points cos they're both disaster bi's and they cant help it in a sense#oh dick wait till he judges you and wally---#i love smol gremlin jason with his lit nerd brain#i wanna observe him under a microscope#enemies to lovers and couples who go back and forth with their arguments just 🥰#tho gotta agree pride and prejudice did it better#dc#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#jason todd#dick grayson#kay and her bs rambles~
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Eek!
#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#the disastrous life of saiki k.#fan character#original character#kami fey#a little explanation in case you missed my last post she's a parody on the oc that takes the mcs thing#as well as a foil for kusuo#with her being a lot more social and energetic#they're both scared of bugs tho lol#the uniform is for the school she goes to in london since that's where she's from#she's not a student at pk
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