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Nothing but chaos in this episode
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cheeryknots · 5 months
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barty would 100% be the dude who types out messages then deletes them over and over again at 2 am without ever sending them to evan. but he does it on snapchat so evan will get the “barty is typing…” notification and know he was thinking about him.
barty would do this over and over again to get evan’s attention without ever actually saying anything and one day evan would just say “barty what the fuck do you want” and barty would be like hell ya mission successful
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talleryn · 1 year
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Lockwood: “theory” is when you know how it works, but it doesn’t work. “Practice” is when it works but you don’t know why. We at Lockwood & Co. like to combine theory and practice.
George: *staring at the burning building* nothing works and we don’t know why.
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nattaphum · 8 months
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During EFM Fandom Live, Apo told that earlier they were stuck in the traffic at Asok Petchaburi intersection and they had only 5 minutes left before the start of the show so they decided to get out of the car and run!! LMAO
Host: Out of the 4 people, who runs the most??
Everyone pointed at Apo 😂
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Proof that what Apo said is real ahahaha:
When they arrived at GMMTV building where the show is recorded, they met hundred of fans so Mile took a video of them… including Apo of course 💛
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fictionaltrvlr · 1 year
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neal buying a bakery, diving out a judge’s window, and hiding in peter’s house is so iconic honestly
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WHITE COLLAR S1E07
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clairedelune-13 · 2 months
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Michael & David in Staged 3: We need a break.
Michael & David in 2024:
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clockwrkpendrxgon · 9 months
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Alex’s face screams: no one’s gonna know no one’s gonna know
And Henry’s: don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious
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caslutz · 3 months
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Isaac: Look guys, Colin will believe anything.
Colin: That’s not true, Isaac.
Isaac: My real name is Jamil.
Colin: It is!??
Isaac: NO, MY NAME IS NOT JAMIL!
Colin: ISAAC, THAT WAS NOT FAIR!
Isaac: IT IS ISAAC, YOU KNOW THAT!
Colin: YOU TOLD ME IN CONFIDENCE!
Isaac: HOW COULD YOU THINK MY REAL NAME IS JAMIL!?
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emo-batboy · 1 year
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idk why but i saw this and immediately thought of your battinson social media au
https://at.tumblr.com/minnow-doodle-doo/they-were-having-a-picnic-at-the-park-this-is/jzglejvfmwdw
WAIT WAIT THAT REMINDS ME OF A CONVO I HAD WITH @bruciemilf WHERE DICK, JASON, AND TIM BECOME ROBINS TOGETHER
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I’M VERY GLAD YOU GOT THAT VIBE FROM MY SOCMED AU ANON THANK YOU
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lewdo · 1 year
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@mclaren: Exit stage left… In whatever way you like… 😂🐧🏊‍♂️
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deansrecord · 1 year
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Thiam s5:
Liam: *punches*
Theo: I hate you.
Thiam s6:
Liam: *punches*
Theo: Being the bait.
Thiam s6b
Liam: At this point we both know we’re gay let’s just kiss.
Theo: *goes along with it.
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arandomaquarius · 8 days
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Blades & Knock Out Roommates Headcanon As Incorrect Quotes
(changed a few words for some of these, mostly just to make it make sense)
TW: Drug mentions, sex mentions, swearing, typical incorrect quotes things they get crazy man
Blades: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Knock Out: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Blades: Are you mad?
Knock Out: No.
Blades: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Blades: What the frag? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Knock Out: What the Pit do you do?
Blades: I die? What kinda question…
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Blades: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Knock Out: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Blades: I—
Blades: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Knock Out: I type how I think.
Blades: Odd that you type at all then.
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Knock Out: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Blades: Did you just make that up?
Knock Out: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Blades:
Knock Out: A really long fortune cookie.
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Knock Out: My friends say I’m the most charismatic out of the group.
Blades: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Knock Out: Thank you.
Blades:
Blades: What drugs do you take?
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Blades: What’s your body count?
Knock Out: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Blades: Look Knock Out, I’m not slut shaming you but…
Blades: Actually yeah, I’m TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Knock Out: *pulls back the curtain while Blades is showering*
Knock Out: Hey did we — stop screaming it’s me — did we run out of Energon-Os?
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Knock Out: I know every song to ever exist it doesn’t matter if it’s from the past, present or the future.
Blades: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Blades: I don’t cook I don’t clean—
Knock Out: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Knock Out & Blades: …..
Knock Out & Blades: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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Knock Out: You are a solid 11/10.
Blades: Aw, thank-
Knock Out: Which is a 1.1 because you look like scrap.
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Knock Out: I have lots of friends!
Blades: Name one.
Knock Out: Well, there’s—
Blades: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at.
Knock Out: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!
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Blades: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Knock Out: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Blades: We are not doing this!
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Knock Out: Blades! For the love of Primus, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Blades: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Knock Out: Blades, what are you doing tomorrow?
Blades: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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Blades: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Knock Out: Cannibalism.
Blades: *confused chewing noises*
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Blades, very tired: Can I sleep in your berth?
Knock Out: *half asleep* Blades, this is a queen-sized berth. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
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Blades: The universe is cold and unforgiving. The only constant is chaos.
Knock Out: Was that place out of chocolate chip pancakes again?
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Blades: Okay, two person huddle.
Knock Out: You can’t huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Knock Out: So I got this amazing plan!
Blades: We fail almost every time you say that.
Knock Out: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
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Blades: Hey, Knock Out? I need advice.
Knock Out: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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Knock Out, passing his phone to Blades: I’m passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and getting my paint job ruined, I’d choose the paint job.
Blades, passing the phone back to Knock Out: I’m passing the phone to my best friend!
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Knock Out: I’m never having a debate with Blades again, they literally started their argument with “Riddle me this.”
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neytris · 1 year
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THEY’RE SO DUMB IM DYING O F LAUGHTERTSGS “im sorry IM SORRY IM SORRY im sorry” is taking me OUT the way he ran off LMFAOHAAGSUWJA HEL PME
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labrat8899 · 5 months
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Hank: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Dean: No, I said “Hank, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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jjkeverlast · 6 months
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not jungkook having this heartfelt moment in the live, explaining how much he loves us only for taehyung to be like BITCH LOOK AT THE SCREEN AND OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR!!
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dr3smile · 1 year
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Happy Holidays from Maxiel.
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