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kiwi-sarenka · 7 months

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picnic

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin fanart #illustration #traditional art #dear god i forgot to give them a picnic basket #someone end my misery #but also #they are on a date <3 #merthur

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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JAKE: At over 40 feet its the tallest statue of a skateboarding squirrel in the northern hemisphere!

DIRK, thinking: ...Wait, who in the heck... Brazil? South Africa? Australia? Squirrels aren't even native there...

#submission #source: xkcd #they are on a date <3 #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake #mod terezi #this is raising questions as to how many statues of skateboarding squirrels there are in the world

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carduelis-art · 5 months

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#Healing my broken heart after the drama finale #They are on a date <3 #evillive #biography of a villain #evilive #seo do young #han dong soo #fanart #kim young kwang #shin ha kyun #kdrama #sketch

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kugisakiss · 5 months

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raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by mahito

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #sorta if you're not up to date with the anime?#kugisaki nobara #nanami kento #yoshino junpei #they rewind the part where mahito gets kicked across the hallway 5 times #i realised nobara and nanamin are both missing their left eyes whilst drawing this twinsies<3 #sorry for drawing you like this junpei x #my art

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botanicalbard · 8 months

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#twitter #funny tweets #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate #baulders gate 3 #dating sim

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blorbopolis · 2 months

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starting to understand one another

#there's no gale in this im sorry #lae'zel #tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #sune #act 1 sune #oh yeah i guess karlach's in there too #karlach #it's not laezel's fault everyone speaks in riddles and she's the only one brave enough to be mean #i dated lae'zel in act 1 before the wizard brainworms took over #shes always my beloved ex gf

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inkskinned · 5 months

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the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30.#2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months.#3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly.#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

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pinacoladamatata · 10 months

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#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #literally no one is doing it like larian #and on the other end of the spectrum we have cute first dates with karlach <3 #incredible #iconic #showstopping

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ghostbsuter · 4 months

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"Date? Me?'

Tim nods, milkshake in hand, sitting outside of McDonald's with his study buddy, Danny.

The other teen looked flabbergasted with a firm blush building up.

Tim found him utterly adorable.

"I can't date anyone? I'm property of.the goverment."

Tim Drake-Wayne, aka Red Robin, has various questions to that statement.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dead tired #dead tired ship #dc x dp prompt #danny is just there man #funfact #this.is happeneing at.3 am after.dannh called tim during rr hours and the. guy.went home so.fast and changed just to have a nice mcdonalds #date with.his lil crush #hes down bad

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mochixkisses · 5 months

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normal about him completely.

#mochitalks #a date with death #ending 3 #im throwing up #look at him!!!#ahhh!!

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iraprince · 1 year

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it's time again for the ✨#ADHDCosmicTakeover!✨ my comic this year is about pinballing helplessly between interests and the frustrating feeling of being a "jack of all trades, master of none" (but who said i have to be a "master" of anything anyway? fuck off!)

thank you so much to dreamadoodles for organizing this year! pls check out the tag to see more comics from other contributors 🌠

#ADHDcosmictakeover #actuallyadhd #comic #idk what else to tag this lol! hi #in true adhd fashion i had the layout/draft for this sketched out like 3 weeks before my posting date and i was feeling soooo smug #and then everything piled up and i cranked all the actual work out over the past two days. ha ha #my art

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pathetic-tboy · 5 months

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oh theres an epidemic of trans women who are "transmasc chasers" and "fetishize transmascs" and are "predatory" towards them? damn thats crazy. do u have her number by any chance

#not an invite to dm i am dating my tboy chaser already<3 #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #trans nsft #st4t nsft #nsft #t4t #ftm bottom #ftm sub

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fullofbees · 1 month

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Fanon pet peeve is when u see a man that is a submissive and breedable brat but everyone writes him as a sadistic daddy dom. I'm so sorry king u deserve better and as many fingers as u want in ur ass 😔

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ontosgold · 24 days

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I gave ryoji some casual outfits bcs he deserves more than the one (1) outfit he has

#persona 3 #ryoji mochizuki #makoto yuki #minato arisato #ryomina #ontos.art #i know ryoji only appears for like a month in the winter but he deserves some summer whimsy as well #sighs if only we could go on weekend dates with him during november #also i realised that i accidently beamed him with my own fasion taste..... bcs both of these outfits are something i'd wear

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months

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got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not?#goddammit goddammit goddammit #'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it'#*cut to ten years later frantic googling*#fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term #google in general is useless #and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet #bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can #save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!!#keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm)#(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy)#(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key)#because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake #i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012

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thechaoticdruid · 3 months

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Tav: *breaks up with Astarion or Gale for someone else*

Astarion and Gale:

Tav: *Breaks up with Wyll for someone else.*

Wyll: Understandable have a nice day.

We don't deserve Wyll. He's just too good. Fucking takes it like a champ. What an absolute Chad.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #Tav x BG3 #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #bg3 tav #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #wyll x tav #Wyll Ravengard appreciation post #Wyll is honestly the kind of man you should date irl ngl #I mean I'm stupid so I'd still probably go after Astarion #But you should date Wyll dear user #Wyll is too pure for this world

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