Oh you guys are not ready for the amount of dumb one piece brain rot I have

Hopper, casually ruffling Billy's hair: You did good kid! I'm proud of you.

Billy, bewildered: The hell did you just do to me?

Hopper, lowering his hand: I just tousled your hair. Ain't nobody ever done that to you before?

Billy, grabbing Hopper's wrist: Keep. Going.

Getting ready for cold weather

Alastyr and friends!

maybe i'm just high but bruce and dick are like equivalent to platonic divorced parents when it comes to the custody and well being of Damian Wayne..... and I think Gotham War only proved that when Bruce fucked off and gave Dick custody of the entire batfamily

They’re very important to me 💕

Nando is such a Max fan😭

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ummm fucking parallels with buck and chris and the fucking couch.

i’m screaming.

first it’s eddie and buck planning on sharing beer, and eddie coming back to buck sleeping on the couch (he then drinks the beer)

then tonight with s’mores and chris. eddie comes back chris is asleep on the couch. eddie eats one of the s’mores.

also the placement of buck and chris. buck on the side closest to the kitchen, and chris is further down. like they were meant to fall asleep on the couch together as father and son whole eddie watches them.

this is it

GOD FUCK PLEASE GOD JUST LET OLLIE CALL ROY HIS SON WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LET HIM CALL HIM HIS SON HE IS HIS SON NOT HIS BEST FRIEND HIS SONNNNNN S O N SON

It occurs to me that I don’t often show my art on here so

I whipped up this thing a couple of days ago because they’re father and son <3

(Roy/Ed shippers dni this is purely platonic)

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭💖😭💖

Do you know the trope where two people fake a relationship for some undercover mission, right?

Well, I need a fic like this but as Tony and Peter pretending to be father and son.

At the start they are very uncomfortable with each other and even though they already know eachother, their relationship is more as a mentor/student, more professional (but they still care about the other). Precisely for this reason, the first days are difficult: Peter doesn't want to disappoint Tony again because of homecoming and thinks he's just a burden, while Tony is scared to get close because he thinks he's not a good person and is scared he will end up like his dad because Peter doesn't deserve that (yeah he's already thinking as his father). As expected they don't spoke about their fears, but after living together for a while and slowly as the mission progresses, they begin to get close inevitably, becoming more protective of each other and getting more attached. Faking their father and son relationship is more and more easy through the domestic things they do together, but when they come back from the mission one of them remains hurt. Tony/Peter is going crazy and when the ambulance arrives they're just like "SAVE MY KID/MY DAD" even though they just don't have to fake it anymore. After recovering, Both of them is acting as they acted for the past weeks and everyone (May, Pepper, Rhodey and Happy) is like "since uh when", but Tony and Peter doesn't seem to notice their respective behaviour for days, until Peter calls him Dad.

He didn't mean that, it just slipped away because that's how he called him for weeks, but as soon as he said that word they just stared at each other for one minute. Tony tries to comfort him when Peter starts to panic, saying it was normal after the mission, however Peter does not calm down and confess he sees him like his dad, and is ready to leave when Tony is shocked and remains still.

But just before running away, the man stops him and reaches him and tells him he's not the only one to think that way. They're both emotionally constipated, yet they end up hugging (and Tony kisses his forehead because I'm a sucker for that trope).

At the end they accept their respective role in the other's life and they are closer than ever. Happily ever after (until infinity war).

This is a physical need, give to me a fanfiction like this or there will be consequences.

Throwing up, screaming, crying......

I can't breathe

The pain of finding an interesting fanfic only to realize it's Ob*kin

can we take a moment to celebrate laszlo raising baby colin for a year? this man took real care of the boy. he took time to teach baby colin to walk, potty train him, straight up training him like a dog to the point where he actually listens, going to stores to buy baby clothes. picture laszlo going out w newly "born" colin to buy baby things. you already know laszlo 100% bought a baby bjorn to carry baby colin in. pointing out that laszlo didn't buy colin just any cereal but count chocula bc vampire duh. no way laszlo would buy cereal w a fucking leprechaun on it. somewhere in the house there is a wall where he was marking baby colin's growth, most likely daily considering in a year he became like 7. and despite laz disliking the fact that all colin talked about was musical theatre and lego, he still got colin lego sets bc it made colin happy. they even have a show they only watch w each other, never alone. he genuinely cares for and loves baby colin, hell lazslo and og colin became actual friends in season 3. laz knew from the moment he saw baby colin that it was his responsibility to take care of him bc that baby crawled out of the chest of one of his closest friends. i need someone to sketch laszlo and baby colin's year together

BUCK HELPING CHRIS MAKE COOKIES FOR HIS CLASS

911 writers drop the fics you've been reading