incompetent, idiotic, bordering on the imbecilic, and the best City protection squad.

Comments on Beginnings

Part One Interlude Part Two Part Three coming soon and also on ao3

So I’m going to address this because even though the commenter here is super rude by the end (Like, guys, I’m bowled over that people are even reading my fic and comments fuel me and I'm into your opinions so don’t be a dick, right?) this is a common theme people are commenting about.

Anyway.

Robin, Robin, Robin. Girl. First up, all the older teens are getting a chance for growth in this fic so don’t worry her chance is coming. But also, it’s 1985 and she’s what 17 maybe 18? And like two months before Steve tells her his tragic backstory she DID NOT LIKE him. He’s created a character of King Steve who was NOT likable. Yes, we know why and yes, it’s super horrible. But Robin bought into it. She thinks he's REFORMED but that doesn't mean he didn't do bad shit before. She absolutely knows what he did to Jonathan because it was all over school. She knows he's not like that NOW but it's not off base to assume he could have done something similar to Eddie in the past.

By the time Eddie is stalking Steve, she wants to believe it's a big coincidence, that at the age of 19 Eddie has matured enough that he's moved past whatever shit he pulled before. By Steve's own admission the worst thing Eddie has done is smile and wave in the grocery store. She's operating on the age old premise that the best way to to deal with a bully is to not feed him. Don't give him the attention he wants. Trust me, as a resident old person, this is exactly how we were taught to deal with bullies. Do we often know better in 2023? Yup. But this isn't a modern au and adults don't care. Boys will be boys. Survival of the fittest etc.

In closing, I hope you will all continue on this journey with me so everyone can get their redemption arc. I truly value your thoughts and opinions (even added some stuff inspired by comments on the previous installments) and y'all are making my day with your heart and reblogs and comments. Thank you for not sucking.

Wish it was cleaner but the train wasn‘t cooperative. Anyway, get you a bro like Heiji and you‘re covered

Spooky stories with Terry. He just got done binge watching a bunch of 3 AM YouTube videos.

This meme took me 3 hours please laugh.

On stage: Hyunjin: *runs and jumps at Bae's back* Bae, who did not expect that at all: wh- Jin?? Felix and Jisung, getting the same devilish idea: *grins at each other and jumps at Bae's back as well, causing him to fall* Bae: *buried under the 3, becoming one with the stage* Chan: yea, the offer still stands guys. you can have Stray Kids.

Fives & Hardcase: *doing push-ups*

Echo: ...why do they both look annoyed?

Jesse: Rex said they are now gonna do push-ups for every stupid thing they do.

Echo: Why aren't you down with them?

Kix: he already finished. Jesse learned his lesson faster-

Some memes

"Well, she's more than that." YEP!!!! So Nick understand in a half season when everyone don't…appart trashman… Ahaha^^

My party time is kind of over now but all I have to think about is my idiotic patrol team and what they would do if they had a special event (like for awards n stuff idk why it’s just so highly specific)

Jules: Would try to chat w others, networking and smiling but secretly thinks the food is shit, downs soft drinks like shots, twists her ankle because high heels, slightly tipsy, probably does karaoke somewhere somehow

Malik: Would give a nervous team leader speech that screams „I‘m being held hostage“ (just his energy) then proceeds to get piss drunk, sasses everyone+the press, loses his sunglasses somewhere along the way

Charlie: Would sit in the audience completely straight faced during the speech (tries not to laugh/cry at Malik), too high alcohol resistance to care, disappears without a trace for two hours, returns later and drags Jules and Malik off to buy snacks when their part is done (definitely not worried about them. No)

Remember when I posted the first one? Yeah well here’s a part 2 featuring my wonderful friend at the bottom meowing

Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli, Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, modern au with cultivation, idiots to lovers, Accidental Marriage, Explicit Sexual Content, Misunderstandings, Drunken sex, Angst with a Happy Ending, Past ChengQing who are still friends, There's like one brain cell between the three of them and it's angry and horny, A-spec LWJ Summary:

Jiang Cheng is happily dating Lan Wangji when on his twenty-sixth birthday he receives a magical marriage contract congratulating him on his union with his foster brother, Wei Wuxian. There's only one way to unfuck this: and that's by making everything way more fucked up than it ever was.

Little update on my crew! Sort of stumbled upon Taliesin the ex-Thalmor and by sort of I mean I forgot he was installed and didn't know where to find him until I found him accidently.

It's also very hard to get a picture of five npcs when they are all going in opposite directions. Auri refused to look at the camera! lol

Azems for the rest of the wols

Asclepius - Yayaluna

Alke - Inez

Ceridwen - D’aelyn

Sneak Peak For Chapter 12 Of Bring The Heat

She thought to herself, that they have to be geniuses that not even them could track, as their plans were near full proof and was like an invincible wall. They might be the smartest people she could possibly meet. 

Meanwhile, for no particular reason, Seigen popped his head out of Kiku’s living room, as they were the only ones home, to see Kiku and Theodore snuggling together, but he had to ruin the mood, “Oh, guys. I burnt the water.” 

The two look at him with confusion, understandably since he broke one of the laws of physics. Kiku began yelling at him, “Seigen, how the fu-”

Suddenly, Emma thought she just made the biggest lie on the planet.

Potential spoilers for a scene in the show but I just had secondhand embarrassment.

so I am reading the A Boss and A Babe novel and in chapter 3 Cher tells Jack that Gun refused to get off the phone during one of their phone conversations when Cher says he is sticky from sweat and wanted a shower break. As a person who lives off of ASMR, the sound of rain or heavy water is calming to me. We all have our thing: rain, cranial exams, and haircuts are my go-to.

Correction of the CORRECTION #3: FUCK I DONT KNOW BUT... YES?

Its 6 am and I haven't slept. My head is spinning.

CORRECTION #1: S H O W S P O I L E R S Gun has Cher keep him on the phone so he can fall asleep to the water sounds. And in the trailer of the show, we see Cher undress and Gun being taken back. I thought it was going to be an attentive boyfriend asmr but I think Cher is doing rain asmr for Gun and i am screaming.

I lovvvvvvveeee ittttt.

correction #2: its attentive boyfriend role-play.

omg.

i knew from one scene in the trailer that was happening but omg. omg. omg. omg.

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lemme go bury myself in a deep grave. i am going to die during this whole show and novel now.

i'm so normal for them