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kneelingshadowsalome · 9 months

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Quick! Info dump about your favorite blorbo!

König headcanons

NSFW content below the cut, 18 + only (These apply to yandere König as well, the toxic stuff is marked with a red flag 🚩)

Does like 50 crunches and 50 pushups first thing in the morning when he wakes up, as he has done since he was a teenager.

Will fix everything from cars to furniture. If the door is creaking he will oil the hinges immediately. Actually, he will treat every single thing in life as a problem... A problem he will fix.

He's great at math and physics and has vast amounts of knowledge about mechanics, thermodynamics, even things like quantum theory and other complex astronomy stuff.

He's completely clueless when it comes to following trends and memes. You have to explain every other tiktok to him. He rarely uses emojis but when he does, it's awkward and slightly intimidating because König doesn't know the hidden meanings behind them. If you send him an eggplant or peach emoji he asks if you need veggies from the store.

Loves your cooking (even if it's just microwaved mac and cheese). If you start to feed this man, you'll never get rid of him.

This is your classic mama’s boy who never had to learn how to cook and then went to the army and got used to the facility taking care of him so… yeah. Doesn't know how to cook but will try to help in any way he can! König is very excited to see you’re making food and wanders into the kitchen like “What are we making today?” You can try and give him a chopping board, an onion and a knife, but this poor man doesn't even peel the onion unless you tell him he has to remove the outer layer first...

Eats like a horse. Is secretly afraid that you run out of food. Goes to the fridge and if it's half full, he will not take the snack he was supposed to have, only comments: "The fridge looks empty." (It's not a passive aggressive statement, he's just worried.)

Also: everytime there's a crisis somewhere – he follows the news neurotically – König starts to prep. There's a month's worth of food stashed in one of the cupboards at all times. He also preps fuel, propane, medicine and the like.

Ruins all the fun when you're playing board games because he fusses about the rules so much. König holds the rulebook in his hand through the whole game and double-checks every single thing.

He's very clumsy, sometimes hits his head on the door frame when he's in a hurry or visiting a new place. He can't stay still either, always shakes his leg when he’s sitting. König needs a lot of exercise when he's not deployed to get all that energy and frustration out.

This has been discussed earlier but yeah, König even drops his mags sometimes in the field because he's too excited. He's a very capable martial artist though. Has done Savate, Escrima and Pekiti-Tirsia Kali and is very agile and precise with the double kali sticks he carries to field sometimes. Suddenly his clumsiness disappears when he has to knife someone, kick someone in the head or beat them to death with those sticks.

This is the reason König fucked up his sniper dreams too: having to control his breath, lie still for long amounts of time, then take aim and shoot a rifle vs. aiming during an adrenaline high, giving a tight spurt or two with his SMG… The latter just comes naturally to him! If you ask him how he managed to take down a human trafficking cell all alone König will say he simply "got carried away."

König goes to the gym a lot. Gets back super pumped and with an urgent need to make love. But not before he's had a cold shower! It's almost like a ritual: he has to torture himself with weights and cold water first before he can have his prize (= access to a woman)

Wakes you up in the middle of the night because he started to worry about petty, stupid things and then got a lil horny. Humps your leg or your back very, very slowly while grunting in your ear: "Hey... Hey. Are you sleeping…?" (Like. Yes, König, I was but I'm not anymore, thanks for asking)

Asks what kind of fantasies you have all of a sudden while you two are cuddling. Asks very detailed questions about them too. If you ask him what kind of fantasies he has in return, König will tense up and then say he doesn't really know, perhaps something like… a blowjob in the forest… And somehow you just know that his real fantasies are so perverse you don't even want to know more about them.

If you "nag" or yell at him, he might get a boner.

If you notice and get offended, ask: "Are you even listening to what I'm saying?!' König will freeze and look at you with a bewildered, obsessed stare and go: "Ja..?" while the boner situation in his pants gets visibly worse.

🚩 Would never go to bed before you've settled your argument. The problem is that it's very difficult for König to apologize because he always thinks he's in the right and that you simply need some time to come to that conclusion too. If you give him the silent treatment he will eventually come to you, gets all touchy and asks surprisingly demurely: "Are you still angry with me?"

🚩 The minute you forgive him or decide it was a stupid argument anyways, the demure puppy act disappears. König thinks he won and that it's time for some makeup sex ❤️

Has like the longest cock known to man. He has actual trouble finding comfortable underwear to fit that beast into. It's beautiful but intimidating, uncut, smooth and sleek. Not too thick but certainly not thin either. He likes to keep himself tidy down there too so the lack of hair makes this murder weapon look even bigger.

You two occasionally break furniture while having sex. It's mainly his fault (he gets carried away). He's very upset about it afterwards though, looks at the destruction he caused, muttering "Scheisse…" while rubbing the back of his neck. Then he tries to fix it while you're still there with your legs shaking and in need of aftercare.

If you remind him that he has other duties first, perhaps whimper his name in frustration, König will apologize and carry you to bed. He gives you that precious aftercare with unwavering passion and attention every time you ask for it ❤️ He's just a little clueless sometimes (König is also neuroatypical, either has AD/HD or falls somewhere in the autism spectrum)

🚩 Hates condoms with an intense passion. You're practically forced to take birth control pills or whatever so that he can cum inside you. This man's whining will ultimately gain a level that's absolutely ridiculous if you don't.

The first time you do it without the rubber, he sounds like he's about to cry. He tells you a hundred times how good it feels, and won't pull out until he grows soft and is kind of forced to do so. For a man who's never even heard of a breeding kink, he seems vehement about keeping his load inside you.

🚩Grunts and whispers loving but obsessive things in your ear while making love to you. You're mine, Say it, Promise that you're mine, I don't want to live without you, Why do you feel so good? at first… but as he approaches his peak, König switches to German. You have no clue what he’s saying, but from the way he spits those sentences through gritted teeth you get the feeling that it must be something desperate and that perhaps it's a blessing you don't understand his native tongue...

🚩🚩If you leave your phone on the table he tries to stalk it and check the notifications. He's so jealous it's unreal, if he sees you receive a message from some other guy König will start a circus. He needs to know all about your connection with this man. After that, he wants you to go through your contacts and show him how many guys there are and tell him what your affiliations are with them. If you're on social media König wants to go through your friends/those you follow. You have to give an account who they are and why you follow them.

🚩🚩🚩 You get a feeling he's forming a list of people he has to kill if you don't tell him they're just a cousin or something 💀

#answered #könig headcanons #könig x you #könig mw2 #its not quick but its an infodump

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wizardpotions · 1 year

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I don't want to read fanfic about my blorbo I want to microwave him on high for two and a half minutes

#shitpost #emile vague tag #wizardposting

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faux-ee · 1 year

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bungo stray dogs is a piece of media thats so filled with tumblr energy. Its like a collective mass hallucination of famous author fanfiction with just the right amount of derangedness, mental illness, generational trauma and existential crisis. Each and every character gives major gender envy. Everything is enemies to lovers to enemies to freinds to lovers to enemies. Everything the characters do is high-key illegal and everyone agrees that old guys in the government r useless except for this one triple spy who's sleep deprived to a fault. There is a guy who is chronically online and absolutely cannot leave his futon. There's another guy who could write novels in days and is more attached to a racoon than the rest of the world. bram stoker listens to spotify. bsd is the true tumblr-esque media.

Edit: and as it often appears bsd characters become each other's blorbos. They wanna hug each other they wanna see them going through the undying pain of human existence they spin them around in a mental microwave or smth

Edit edit: also tumblrinas love literary analysis and bsd is full of literary motifs

Edit edit edit: did i mention dazai and this website's shared weird obsession with crabs 🦀

#bungo stray dogs #bsd

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bitzandbotz · 7 months

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Rolfe Dewolfe Headcanons!

He is my current microwave blorbo (he is rotating around in my brain rn) and I have many thoughts about him!

This post is sfw of course!

He has a huge inferiority complex and some major ego issues. Bro is a little delulu but we love that.

I headcanon that Wolfman (lead singer of The Wolf Pack 5) is his older brother. This is where a large majority of his insecurities stem from, as his brother is far more well-liked and successful than he is.

He struggles to emulate Wolfman’s natural charm and charisma, so his attempts come off as forced and disingenuous as a result… Just ✨neurodivergent things✨

Not a headcanon but he forged prescriptions for pain medication???? Back pain allegedly, according to the Smitty’s introduction tape at least. Perhaps he’s a chronic pain king who couldn’t afford them!

I know it’s heavily implied that Earle is his own entity and whatnot, but I personally prefer the idea that Rolfe is just using his puppet to vent his frustrations with… Well, himself! It’s his own way of trying to tell people he’s self aware, but everyone seems to take his outlandish persona seriously…

Going based on that headcanon, he’d have to have some good vocal range too. His singing voice might not be the best but he’s definitely got some good impressions up his sleeve.

He’s funnier when he’s being authentic and not trying to be funny, if that makes sense. His jokes on stage are all very corny but behind the scenes I think he has his own unique sense of humor that the others often miss out on.

He loves disco. Canon technically, but it’s cute enough to mention. He was probably going to a lot of discotechs back when he was younger, since he was likely a young man during the time period in which disco would be relevant.

Age wise I feel like he’d be somewhere in his 30s-40s. Gray is a common color for wolves but he gives washed up celebrity vibes, yk?

He could wear shoes but he chooses not to wear them, it’s a sensory thing. He doesn’t like how constricting they feel, and I’d imagine it’d be hard finding shoes in his size anyway.

He’s the typa fella to go to sleep with that old ahh nightgown and the long droopy hat and comically flap his jowls when he snores.

Him and Fats bicker a lot but I think it’s mostly playful banter, they’re the kind of friends who start fake beef with each other just for fun. Fats is probably the one he’s closest to out of the band members, since they have a mutual understanding of one another and what makes each other tick.

Absolutely a terrible shopper. Do not send him to the store (even with a list), he will buy the most expensive versions of everything and a bunch of stuff you didn’t ask for (he only wants the best for you but he can’t keep paying 50$ for orange juice 😭).

In denial about his wrinkles. He’s still fresh as a daisy, or at least that’s what he tells you. His rosy cheeks are real though, no makeup needed for those.

If he gets frustrated enough he’ll do that dog thing that’s not a growl but a little bit of a low rumble.

In high school, he was the “weird puppet guy.” It was like every social interaction with him was a dry run for his future standup routines, he’d never talk to anyone without Earle also being involved in the conversation. It was a comfort thing for him, and it made interacting with others easier, but most people thought he was just weird for it. Once again I say ✨neurodivergent things✨

Avid vest and bowtie collector of course. He’s like Saul Goodman if he didn’t wear pants.

He knows how to play some weirdly specific instrument that sadly wouldn’t fit in with the rest of the bands lineup, but it’s something you’d never know until you’re like shopping for a replacement for your instrument and you see him trot over to a fucking theremin and start making some alien invasion ahh music

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narratingvoice · 1 year

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Narrator, is Stanley your favorite blorbo?

Aha, now this one I don't need to look up the definition of! From the last few months I've spent on this website, I gather that when you call someone a blorbo, it means you love them and spend a lot of time thinking about them. And that you want to do strange things to them, like pouring milk all over them or putting them in the so called "pear wiggler". I don't quite understand if you mean this literally, or if it's a metaphor for mixed emotions. I take it that you have a relationship that is more complicated than straightforward romance or familial love, a confusing state that expresses itself in odd ways. Well, I certainly have a lot of feelings about Stanley that I spend most of my time thinking about and talking about. And sure, ok, I've exploded him once or twice and left him in a hole, and written mean things about him that I didn't really mean but thought would be funny. So I think my relationship with him qualifies as a blorbo. Although, are you allowed to claim a character that you created yourself as a blorbo? What's the etiquette here?

Oh, and here's another wrinkle: according to a lot of posts on here, many of you lovely fans consider me a blorbo. Don't worry, I don't mind, I don't care what you imagine you're doing to me. Microwave me on high or whatever, I'll be over here minding my business. But if that's the case, what do you call it when your blorbo has their own blorbo? Does my love for him rub off on you and inform how you think of me? I dare say Stanley would be your grand-blorbo. Oh wait, we can take this even further, because I think Stanley would consider the bucket to be his blorbo. He certainly spends an unsettling amount of time kissing it. We've got a whole family tree growing now.

#tsp #the stanley parable #ask blog #reply

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gucciguccigarbage · 8 months

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Hey remember how I said the cast of EF4 rather than the much more suitable cast of EF2 has been rotating in the microwave of my brain? Well, here's some art I got from @cyellolemon of two of those unauthorized fucking blorbos!

On the left we've got Sayaka. A high school student with a little bit of a temper and a whole lot of passion. She stands up for her friends and for what she believes in! Not that standing up does much, given she's very short and probably up on a cardboard box in this picture. Has a meddlesome streak that she's very bad at covering up with lies about how not meddling would become inconvenient for her. She's also very easy to fluster and has a bit of a complex over whether she's actually a good person or not, mainly fueled by the fact that she has another personality who is an active-duty yakuza princess, but that's neither here nor there.

On the right, here's Goro. You know it and you love it, the weird freak boy archetype. This one even gets to be canonically transgender unlike all those predecessors who dwell in headcanon. This one's an overworked idol who decided to incorporate his eternal exhaustion into his image, launching his solo career away from a shitty talent manager. He's got a terrible personality, but manages to get along with others anyway because he has good intentions. He's very clever, just not very genuine- He can solve a problem for you without ever letting on that he's trying to help. The kind of dude who will recount suffering atrocities you could never even imagine, while grinning and kicking his feet.

As you can maybe infer from what I've said about each of them and meddling... Yeah, as a duo, they're prone to stuff like "solving the 7 mysteries of the school and somehow managing to foist all the credit on a third party". But hey, it'll give the journalism club a boost in membership, and taking the credit themselves would be a huge pain.

#entropic float #ef4: Origin Magic #<- working title lol #WELL IT COULD BE WORKING HARDER-#sayaka shinozaki #goro bakura #cyellolemon #thank you again for this lovely comm! Well worth the lil splurge for a treat like this #my ocs

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thebardscipher · 18 days

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Who is your favourite villager in Dreamlight Valley?

Base Game: Minnie Mouse. I love her story line A LOT (honestly Ghost Minnie was one of the best story lines in the whole game and I kinda miss the eerie vibes of the early game where Minnie would just appear and disappear. I hope we have more characters lost in the Between the Here and There because I want more Ghost characters. I also REALLY like Merlin, Fairy Godmother, Mickey, and Wall-E. I just REALLY like Merlin. I love his character in both Sword in the Stone and Kingdom Hearts and he is my Kooky grandpa and I wanted to take a broom to all the people complaining about him in the early days of DDLV. You should be glad we got Kooky Grandpa and not "I'm not mad just disappointed" Yen Sid. I love Mickey's characterization in DDLV. And the Fairy Godmother is an absolute sweetheart and I love the story that comes with her and the fact that she and Jack are like really close friends via their shared love of pumpkins is just genius. Also, like.....look at Wall-E roam around the valley, how can you NOT love him lol Eternity Isles: So far, Rapunzel. I love watching her run around Eternity Isle and the Valley when I have her in the Valley. She's a joy to just be in the same area as. I also really love Eve, but I think Rapunzel beats her (Though...if who I think is the Lucky Villager IS the Lucky Villager....uh um....yeah....its gonna be him. He's gonna be my favorite. He will always be my favorite. He cannot be topped. I have been obsessed since I was in high school. That game changed my brain and the way I think. He is my blorbo. He continues to rotate in my brain as if it was a microwave. There is no thought but him....)

#asks #disney dreamlight valley #God I miss ghost minnie so much

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onlyplatonicirl · 8 months

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i the headcANON am greately pleased by your last correspondence with the council, as such like a magpie we are leaving shiny trinkets within your inbox, but nay these are not pennies or stolen rings, they are things we completely and totally made up! todays galavant into the realm of our collective soup of a mind is the one and only blorbo, our poor little meow meow, our Beko LSP3671DW Tall Fridge - White, our soggiest webkinz whom we like throw against the wall to hear the sound of its milk-drenched body 'thwap' against the wall... gradient <3

for some ungodly reason this little shit means the world to me, i have had such a dedicated connection to this asshole since about 2016 thats its boderline religious at this point, oh also have whilst we're at it, i'll throw in some general gracey headcanons too

really lives video games, probably because its what he spends almost all of his time doing, id imagine his favourite games would be somewhat grounded life-sims (games like stardew valley or minecraft), if you are a monster who knows literal gods and has technology which can teleport you at the tips of your fingers, the fantasy and sci-fi genre probably doesnt appeal to you all that much, its just everyday life

however, he also canonically likes shooters, and imo his favourite is splatoon because funny little squid people

loves anime and manga, probably really likes chainsaw man, neon genesis evangelion, and serial experiments lain

watched nge for the first time, saw rei and fell to his knees screaming she me, shes literally me

has slowly been getting casey into anime and manga, originally didnt want to because thats 'weeb shit innit?' but he watched chainsaw man and fell in love

so under a rock its not even funny, he doesnt know anyone outside of his family or some of the high-ranking council members. paperjam will off-handedly mention a popular celebrity in the omega timeline and he will have absolutely zero clue who that is. he probably knows more about human celebrities from earth, mainly footabllers - casey's doing obviously

has a neutral accent, by that i mean, he does not sound as though he is from anywhere, his voice is flat and montone (a combination of living in the middle of nowhere and autism lol) with no vocal fry or twang to speak of, however since living with casey he has begun picking up british slang and an ever so slight brummie accent

i dont know why but i get the impression his room isnt actually all that big, longer than it is wider, ink wouldve given him a bigger room but he asked for a smaller one because wide spaces make him anxious

gender? i hardly know her. refuses to elaborate on what his gender is, just tells a joke every time hes asked. additionally, i dont think he cares what pronouns people use for him. hes whatever gender makes the bit the funniest. when casey asked, he replied whatever gender liking me makes you gay as hell

when casey told him about how he pieced together his laptop from scrapped and stolen parts he became fascinated with it and began helping him upgrade it. now they own a pc which is top of the range but looks like the aftermath of a shrapnel bomb, gradient considers it his pride and joy

has errors lack of taste and willingness to eat anything, combined with inks general lack of taste and culinary knowledge. bro is eating packet noodles and chicken nuggets every day. casey once tried to cook breakfast, he made scrambled eggs but completely charred the eggs and he ate it anyways because it was a nice gesture. i think he can actually cook quite well though, he just cant be arsed too and the microwave is so much less effort

simultaneously think he has a really high tolerance for alcohol, if not just completely unaffected by him, or he has zero tolerance whatsoever

really interested in humans and their biology and anatomy. likes to go up to casey and squeeze his nose or poke his cheeks. has once, when watching a movie with him, spent about ten minutes just playing with his arm and wrist just watching and feeling the skin stretch and squish over his radius and ulna

secretly studies anatomy using casey

i like to imagine he is a genetic freak, sure gaster got the majority of his dna from ink and error, but he had to improvise certain parts, and others he simply added to really make his bioweapon pop yknow? he has retractable fangs and his teeth and eyes glow in the dark. hes like an alternate, his body doesnt work like how its supposed to, in cases this means he is flexible, too flexible, his jaw can extend further than it should, but in others it means his body craps out and is really susceptible to certain things like carpal tunnel syndrome or some form of skeleton-monster-thing chronic illness

cannot stand his reflection because he looks like error, none of the bathrooms on the floor his bedroom is on have mirrors, they did at one point but after having punched one in panic ink got rid of them all. this only became worse after the tERROR incident

really needs to see a therapist, he hates relying on casey because he feels as though hes putting all of his problems on him. goes through moods where he doesnt tell casey any of his worries and puts on a pretend happy front, whilst they dont argue a lot this is usually when they do argue because casey doesnt like gradient keeping his feelings secret, and bottling up his feelings only ends up making gradient stressed and snappy

okay so i know we usually play armchair psycologist and just claim every one in the undertale extended universe is autistic, but i need you to hear me out on this one, this little fucker is so unbelievably autistic its insane, error and by extension any glitched weirdo is already so autismcoded, generally cant stand touch/intimacy, like to be alone, difficulties expressing emotions especially empathy, flat affect or displaying inappropriate responses or facial expressions, but on top of all that hes also got a limited group of friends (especially in tcoti lmaoo) and interests, acts somewhat childish despite his age, and is a complete and total shut-in. yes these things could be explained away by other things such as him having anxiety about leaving the house due to incidents but the way he goes on about it is so incredibly relatable to me, someone with autism, he cannot simply just avoid certain situations, no he has to completely and totally avoid any and all social interaction he cant control and script beforehand, which in and of itself is black and white thinking

also gracey is literally just autism x adhd

despite literally being together they both call each other gay like school kids, one will go in for a hug and the other calls them gaylord. to combat this they started preemptively saying 'no homo'

would absolutely get married for the bit

- headcANON, i feel like i have more to say, but everyt thought has left our brain

I AM EATING SO WELL RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE IVE JUST BEEN GIVEN A FIVE COURSE MEAL

Gradient is literally my soggy bread I left in the sink after being done with my breakfast. I LOVE THESE HEADCANONS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THEM!!

- You’re so right abt the video games thing. Also he does like shooters a lot because of how much concentration it takes - they’re very engaging to him. Plus getting on voice calls with strangers is nice, especially if they have no idea who he is. It’s nice to laugh with other people.

- definitely likes anime, definitely is converting Casey. He thinks Casey’s sitcoms are dumb but watches them anyways because he likes how much his friend likes them.

- He is absolutely under a rock and keeps up with nothing. He may be terminally online but he does not keep up with the news of the Omega Timeline at all. He knows a decent amount of the higher-ranking council because he’s met a lot of them in person, and he used to go their for schooling, but he doesn’t like most of them. For obvious reasons.

- if I had to voice claim Gray I’d say something close to Leonardo from TMNT Mutant Mayhem. But without the New York accent.

- his room is large for a bedroom but still pretty condensed.

- (to me personally) he is like. A Boy but in the most nonbinary way possible.

- He’s pretty good with technology, but Casey managed to completely blow his mind. This kid was pulling apart a shitty laptop and putting it back together to get it to run. If they built a PC together it would be 100% function and 0% form.

- don’t tell me he wouldn’t spend like 20 minutes just staring at Casey’s ears.

- He is 100% a genetic little freak of nature and I love all of those headcanons. You did mention Gaster though, which I thought was interesting - Gradient’s canon story is “he was created by a bored Gaster in the void because combo funny heehee”. But seeing as I have removed all of the fourth wall breaking aspects as well as emphasized that Gradient was originally built to be a bioweapon, most of his backstory has changed, including his creator. Gradient’s creation, why he was created, and by whom is a very important part of the story that I am telling :)

- He has a mirror in his bathroom but he doesn’t look at it unless he has to. He did crack it once in the aftermath of a massive panic attack, but Ink was able to fix it. Gradient doesn’t like looking at himself but sometimes he needs to if he’s doing hygiene things.

- I don’t think there’s ever been anyone that needs to see a therapist more than Gradient and Casey

- Autism

- you are probably on my discord server because there was a massive conversation about how they would absolutely get married and just make it the most insufferable and worst wedding ever known to man (on purpose)

#ask lorel #anon #tcoti #gradient sans #gracey

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cheeto-flavoured-pasta · 9 months

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Hello, and happy Blorbo blusday!! I'm well *checks clock* 1h late gasp! As an excuse I can only say that today I have been packing and I forgot it was Thursday. (As usual I am @writeblr-of-my-own) ANYWAYS. For today's question, I'd like to know about food preference and cooking skills of your blorbo(es)! What can they cook, what they like to eat, whether they are good in the kitchen, or better away from it and close to a fire extinguisher!

Ah yes, the cooking skills of my characters. They vary a lot. For my main baby — I mean, for my main work in progress, APS:

Talia is utterly awful in the kitchen. It’s probably why you’d hardly ever see her cook an actual meal; she’ll just be eating cold food like sandwiches or ordering takeout. In any emergency, she’ll just grab some instant noodles and heat that up. Her roommate Melissa is trying to teach her how to cook without destroying their dorm room…

Caster comes from a very high-class family, so you’d think he’d be used to having chefs to cook for him, but his family makes everyone provide food for themselves. He’s fairly decent at cooking and usually makes fancy dishes like various soups, stews, rice plates, etc.

Cassian is fairly OK at cooking — he kinda just lies somewhere in the middle. He knows how to cook “basic” foods (eggs, chicken, rice, pasta, potatoes, veggies, etc. etc.). He likes ordering takeout more often or getting microwaveable food though since he gets pretty lazy.

Melissa is good enough to teach Talia how to cook safely, so she’s a fairly decent chef for the most part. She’s a bit of a health kernel (not a health nut, but a kernel) so she learns how to cook whatever seems the most friendly to her diet and has the most nutrients.

For Don’t Leave (my side-WIP which is more familiar since I made an intro of it recently):

Kaguya had to learn how to cook on his own because his adoptive parents kinda just shoved the responsibility on him. If he comes to his house late and they already cooked dinner, it doesn’t mean he got to have any spare food his parents made. It means he has to go to Bayholde’s market and cook his own dinner by himself. He usually makes a lot of meat-centric dishes, like wild boar or deer meat (I mean, the only food source Bayholde has is a nearby forest anyways) and occasionally some steamed veggies or fruit on the side. He really likes buttered bread, but the butter is running out in the town market really fast.

I haven’t said too much about June, but she quite literally does not have a place to cook so she doesn’t know how to make food in the first place. She eats when she visits Kaguya or her other friend, and if she needs a snack, she’ll try to grab something off the street (not literally, of course; that would be gross) or get someone to share with her.

(I wish I could do more characters but this would just be a longer list of me talking about people nobody knows about ;-;)

#writeblr #writing community #writers of tumblr #writing #author's work #ask answered #writing ask #writing answers #oc asks #blorbo blursday #blorbo ask

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koideres · 1 year

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I uh hello yes I would just like to thank you for drawing Diluc the way you do he looks so wonderful ough babygirl blorbo man ily *puts him in the microwave and spins him around at high velocities*

Anyway yes what I'm trying to say is - it's like this I think🥺🙏🙏

YAYY so glad you enjoy him because I love drawing him have these old sketches as a gift

#inbox

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littlestsnicket · 6 months

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5, 9, 27!

5. favorite form of potato?

mashed! mashed potatoes are my absolute favorite by a long shot. (although roasted sweet potatoes and french fries are also high on the list)

9. do you have a skincare routine?

yes. yes i do. the thing is, one of the times i was in-between fandoms and was also on reddit a lot, i directed most of the brain power that usually goes to microwaving blorbos and more serious media analysis to learning everything there was to know from /r/skincareaddiction. (this used to be a high quality sub with awesome mods and really thorough product reviews, but that was years ago, i have since unsubscribed.)

anyway, in the morning i:

rinse my face with water

apply a witch-hazel based toner (i found after a lot of trial and error that my biggest skin issue was actually that the tap water where i live irritates my skin so a toner is essential for me, but usually not very useful (toners without specific properties are meant to rebalance your skin pH but most modern cleansers are formulated to do that without an additional step))

moisturize with shea butter

put on makeup (tinted moisturizer with spf, blush, eyeliner)

in the evening i:

look at my face and decide if i should use an exfoliant (usually i don't)

remove makeup with almond oil (oil massage cleansing was a big deal when i was developing my skincare routine, i think it still is part of some of the trendy skincare systems)

remove almond oil with microfiber cloth

apply toner and chemical exfoliant if i am using one (i like lactic acid based things, but maximum strength stridex pads are also great)

depending on weather apply at least one but as many as 5 different layers of moisturizer (i mostly like shea butter and vaseline, but i have a bunch of other things i swap in and out)

27. what is your favorite or go-to outfit?

my sort of "uniform" for the past few years has been: mid-calf length, a-line skirt (must have pockets), silly graphic t-shirt or classy button up shirt, and a cardigan or zip up hoodie. i wear trousers so infrequently people tend to point it out to me when i do.

#mayo replies #whoslaurapalmer #i could go *on* about my skincare routine and why it is like that and all the things i've tried but probably no one cares about that #ask meme

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