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elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care
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ophelia..
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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy
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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️
Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.
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'fae flowers' stained glass dice 💐🧚 by rg_diceboutique on ig
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BG3? More like Barbie Dress-Up 3 am i right
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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck
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wine for idiots
WHITE WINE
if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"
RED WINE
honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)
if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"
FIZZY WINE
if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco
if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it
ORANGE WINE
this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.
MISC
if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are
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