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hutaoscoffinn · 2 years

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Hii, I saw that request were open, may I ask for brat taming like spanking with chuuya, Mori ( separately) and fem s/o please👉👈

GASP. Brat taming? With Chuuya? Boy oh boy thats my KINK. N e wayz I’m also adding Dazai to this because SHEEEESH I’m a whore

BSD Brat Taming Headcanons

Warnings: NSFW, fem!Reader, brat taming (obviously), spanking, BDSM, restraining, daddy calling (Dazai), sir kink (Chuuya), pussy slapping, rough play, manhandling, semi-public sex, choking, slapping, overall very rough and mean, some aftercare, Dazai Osamu hes his own damn warning istg

Characters: Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya

Requests: OPEN

DAZAI OSAMU

I would like to say, good luck bratting Dazai LOL

Not because hes extra mean which I mean he IS

But because he has literally no shame and can and will deal with your brattiness then and there he does not care

One like = one prayer for Kunikida lord knows he needs it

And when I say Dazai has no shame I mean absolutely NO shame

This bitch literally opened up the anime by drowning in a river and being upset Atsushi’s poor soul saved him the lack of shame is INTENSE and Kunikida has to kick his ass on the daily for being a fLIRT

As I said one like = one prayer for Kunikida

So Dazai’s way of punishing you is by embarrassing you stupid in front of everyone

And by everyone I mean EVERYONE he has no shame when it comes to absolutely outing your bratty tendencies

“Y/nnnnnn why are you shifting so much in my lappppp I’m gunna get hardddddd”

Absolutely slap him he DESERVES IT

Now if you brat him at home? Oh boy he can and will punish you at home

But he throughly enjoys punishing you at the ADA if you work there or visit him at work

While you’re talking to Yosano or even Atsushi protect the baby Dazai has no problems with coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist

You and everyone else thinks its all cute as he pulls you close

But he has this dark glint in his eyes

And what was a sweet moment turns into him dropping his head onto your shoulder and sucking hickeys and marks onto your neck while making eyecontact with the person you were talking to

Which of course effectively leaves you and the other person quite flustered

Save Kunikida hes at his wits end with this bullshit

This of course usually leads to Dazai getting scolded by Kunikida as he should but Dazai couldn’t care less as he watches you malfunction and do your best to cover the marks he made with your hand or shirt

He just silently smirks as he watches you with a predatory look, extremely satisfied with how flustered you are

But of course it doesnt end there

Dazai is a little shit of course it doesnt end there

He will pull you into a spare room or bathroom and enjoy fucking you stupid, giving you the attention you were oh so desperate for

“This is what you wanted huh? My fucking cock in your dripping cunt yeah? Thats why you showed up with your damn tits hanging out for everyone to stare at isnt it?”

He will make you as loud as possible and not even try to cover any sounds that escape the two of you

He will spank your ass, clit, roughly grab at your tits and hair as he pounds into you

The door will be shaking as he fucks you noisily against it, letting everyone in the agency know exactly whats going on

So when Dazai drags you out of the room with a cheery smile and messy hair no one can look you or him in the eye without blushing or stuttering for a week straight

Or more because Dazai is a lil shit

And of course at the end of your little devil’s dance in the closet, he wont let you cum

Because “brats don’t deserve to cum on their daddy’s cock now do they?”

Another one of his favorite punishments is tucking you under his desk as he works and making you choke down his cock

However theres a twist, if anyone figures out what you two are doing? Youre not cumming for a week, maybe even two

So he will enjoy using your mouth as his little hole to fuck as you grip at this thighs, trying to keep all noise to a minimum

The faster you make him cum the faster your punishment will be over

He may even reward you when you two get home depending on how well you do for him

But dont worry, he enjoys making this little charade a game

If youre quiet and make him cum without alerting anyone he will fuck you so good when you get home, making you lose your mind on his fingers, thigh, cock, tongue, whatever you want

But if he makes noise?

You get to be the one in control if you want to be of course consent to domming or subbing is sexy

Or you get to brat him for a week with no punishment at all from him

Either way win-win for you if you can pull it off without making any noise

Unfortunately Dazai has a crazy amount of self control so actually getting him to even groan is close to impossible

So good luck with him, hes a piece of work that loves to embarrass you in front of his coworkers

And of course for the rest of the day until he gets to leave work, he will have you perched on his lap, cuddled against him with your hair pushed away from your neck or up out of the way

That way your neck is exposed and everyone can see the marks he left alllll over you

“Ah mia belladonna, everyone is staring at you. Hm I wonder what they are staring at. It’s not like theres anything on your neck, right darling?"

NAKAHARA CHUUYA

BOY OH BOY good luck getting out of this one alive

Chuuya is a ticking time bomb funny bc Dazai put a bomb under his car

He is either really, scary calm or will drag you by the neck into whatever free space is available away from prying eyes☺️

Help me I am a simp for this fineass man like yes please

N E WAYZ

Unlike Dazai, Chuuya prefers to do his punishing at home or in his office, away from the eyes and ears of others

So when you strut into his work with an evil glint in your eyes he knows it’s going to be a long day and that hes going to have a headache by the end of it

Lovingly of course

Throughout the day he keeps a mental tally of every time you tested his patience, flirted with a co-worker of his, bent down too far, licked your lips at him, winked at him, all of it

He remembers and of course will get back at you

So when you step in the elevator to go to his penthouse, his hand is immediately around your throat as he pulls you into him, gripping tightly

“Want to explain your shit back there? You damn brat”

Ahahaha I’m woosey hes so hot

His tone is deep and his voice is rough and crackling with anger

If you act all innocent and say something like “whatever could you mean Chuuya?” He WILL snap

He will remove his hand and slap your cheek, hard enough to make you feel it but gentle enough to not leave a mark

His hand will quickly return to squeezing your pretty throat as he stares you down, steely-grey blue eyes piercing yours as he radiates dominance

“Try again. What the fuck was that huh? Wanna explain why you were so hell bent on testing my damn patience?”

Ahahaha s h i t <3

When you have no response a “tsk” leaves his lips and he releases your neck when the elevator door opens

From there he grabs your shoulder or puts his hand on the small of your back and guides you to the door of your shared home

You can tell hes pissed from the way his cheeks are flush, jaw clenching, and the way he angrily punches in the door code, suddenly regretting the longass code he made and the extra locks he installed to keep you safe from harm

As soon as the door swings open hes roughly pushing you inside, setting his prized fedora on the table next to the door

Hes suddenly calm as he begins to remove his gloves you know the way

Slowly tugging up on each finger before pulling the gloves all the way off, slowly, calmly

As he does this hes telling you to strip of your pants, watching you with hungry, angry eyes as he removes his second glove

From there he walks to the couch, sitting down, one arm thrown around the back as he motions you over to him with two fingers

He tells you to lay across his lap, ass up and he runs his fingers over the lacy material of your panties, ones hes gifted to you

“Shame I have to ruin these, they werent cheap.”

From there he rips them clean off, that or he will rip them clean off after hes done giving you the first part of your punishment

Either way that thin fabric will be shredded like paper in his hands

Then, his hand cracks down on your ass

A deep, dark chuckle leaves his lips when he hears you whine and yelp in pain

“Now then baby, you’re going to count until 15 and thank me after each time yeah?”

“Yes sir”

“Good girl. Now count”

And from there it begins. Him spanking your ass, leaving a pretty, cherry red, burning handprint and you counting, “thank you sir” leaving your lips each and every time

However if you dont count or refuse to? He wont slap your ass, no no he will spank your clit instead and make you beg and plead for mercy

And he will laugh as tears well up in your pretty, glassy eyes only to fall over your lash line and drip down your cheeks

He cups your cheek with one of his hands, thumb rubbing away your tears before he makes you lick them off

“Poor poor baby. Crying from the punishment you deserve huh? Well too bad we’re not done yet.”

After you manage to take all of the spankings he decides to give you, he will make you bounce on his cock as he relaxes, drinking some of his fine wine from a polished wine glass

He wont help you at all

If you want to cum you have to work for it and if you cant? Well thats not his problem now is it

If you were a good girl he would make your legs shake from fucking you so good and make you cum as much as he wants

But you decided to give him attitude so now you’ll have to make yourself cum from only riding his dick

And of course, you can only cum after he has cum inside of you

Its only fair, right?

“Hey dont fucking stop now. You wanted this cock so bad you acted like a damn slut in front of my boss so keep riding like the little whore you are.”

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iwriteiguess · 3 years

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NSFW Baizhu Headcannon

Warnings: Minors DNI, creampie

A/N: I finally delivered after hundreds of years. I did this on mobile so there might be mistakes.

Baizhu likes to be gentle with you but has a nasty habit of teasing you even when you're the one whose supposed to be leading him.

When the both of you are at work at the pharmacy, theres an exchange of blink-and-youll-miss-it touches. Him caressing your ass, you pressing you chest against his, him pressing his bulge against you (or you pressing against him), your finger finding its way behind his coat and down the small of his back into his pants where you then cup his ass cheeks. (Also, i think this man has more ass than dick tbh)

When either of you are at your limit, you'll drag each other to the supply room, just to make out. (You have gotten farther but getting caught almost once is enough for him.)

When it comes to kisses, he'll deepen it with his tongue every time. Always want to hear you moan by purposely touching most sensitive areas.

When in bed, hes a little bit of a switch. He likes it when bounce on him giving him a full display of your front. He would grab one of your tits to squeeze and pinch until you cum on his cock.

Loves the sound of your ass slapping against his skin.

Would definitely keep fucking up and down until your stuffed with cum.

Another position he likes is when you're both on you sides and he fucks you in front of you. Gives him full control of how much of his dick you can get at a time.

Will make you cum without his dick inside by fingering you until you burst.

Gives you love bites and kisses on you most sensitive areas. He loves feeling every part of you against his skin. Its only after you cum that he would pound you into you until both of you cum.

I saw a post of Baizhu having a wider tummy than all of adult males in genshin and I couldnt stop thinking about it. Like, aftercare involves cuddling against his tummy, stuffing your face in tummy and giving him raspberries to make him laugh.

#genshin x reader smut #genshin smut #baizhu x reader #baizhu x reader smut #n.sfw #baizhu smut #K02 #genshin impact smut

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violetnotez · 3 years

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matchup for cayc| BNHA

Request a matchup here!

I ship ya with...

G O J O

This dude is so tall lmaoooo

Will definitely rest his arm on your head and lean against you

Or he will put his head on top of yours and hug you from behind

Does this alottttt when you two are in line at a bakery

This dude is alwayssss stealing your glasses

Will make fun of how "blind" you are

Purposefully acts like you glasses make him so disoriented he will fall right into your lap and act like "whoa how did i get hereee?"

Maybe or maybe not grab your boob too just saying’-

(lowkey a flirty ass perv i swear)

Is it wierd he loves your skin?

Cause he looooves your skin

Not in a creepy way- he just likes the tan you always seem to have, and all your different tattos

he likes to trace the infinity symbol tattoo whenever he's bored-

and will pout when it isnt visible

(usually when you dont have it showing is because you had to wear a turtlenck form this man giving you a shit ton of hickeys the night before)

(he smiles and goes "well you should have stopped me!" like he would have actually stopped lmao)

Also is very clingy with you-

like PDA is an always with him

He will constantly have a hand on you,,,,,

also will do things to make you flustered like slap your ass or whistle at you from behind💀💀💀

You are always the voice of reason for Gojo

He has such a mentality that whatever he does it'll be fine, because he's Gojo

Deifnitely has caused a few smaller arguments, but honestly he usually listens to you at the end of the day

(even if your just dating he'll give in and sigh, going "Happy wife is a happy life!"

If he doesnt listen, he'll bring back a bunch of goodies and food as a peace offering

He surprisingly the voice of reason for you too

He loves how empathetic you are, but when you get down on yourself for things that have nothing to concern you he instantly speaks up

Like theres no need to feel guilty! Did you cause it? If its a no, then keep on smiling cause youre doing eveyrthing you need to do <3

He doesnt have much time to play video games, but you bet your ass he is going to learn how to play with you

He is a god at Mario Kart. Its lowkey annoying how good he is at it

all in all, you guys just have a really cute and supportive dynamic 🥺🥺

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ:

“Gojo, we are not going to go get mochi for dinner,” you huffed out , eyeing the man child with a mean glare.

You two had been going back and forth for about 30 minutes, Gojo not budging with his idea to buy desserts as a meal.

Gojo chuckled and shook his head, white strands of hair swaying with his motions.

“Babe, seriously, you sound like your my mother,” he teased, giving you that infuriatingly cute smirk of his. “Why don’t you live a little! It’s only for one night-“

“But we’ve been eating sweets all day-I just want some real food,” you flopped yourself on the bed, Gojo chuckling as he stood up to pick up a controller off the floor.

“Why don’t we settle this like adults?” You could here the laugh he was trying to hold back, hovering the game controller over your face.

You squinted, looking between Gojo and the object in his hand for a moment, sighing as you gave in.

“Fine-“

And that’s how the two of you began to play Mario Kart as a bet.

If Gojo one best out of 3- all the mochi you two could stuff yourselves with. If you won, you got to pick whatever restaurant you wanted.

You had won the first race, while Gojo had one the second, so both of you were on the edge of your seats, yelling and cheering as you drove you avatars to the finish line.

Your fingers felt sore from gripping the controller so harshly, all your concentration focused on getting your car through that finish line first-you’d never hear the end of it if you didn’t.

“Aww, what the hell Cayc!” He huffed out, watching his cart spiral out of control at the banana you threw at his avatar.

You laughed, zooming past him on the screen like a bat out of hell. “What, I’m playing the game!”

“Playing dirty,” he pouted, his voice dangerously low now. “But two can play that game-“

Before you could even register what his words meant, Gojo had leaned over and snatched your lips in a kiss, his lips sugary sweet and soft. It caught you so off guard, unable to focus on anything but the sensation of him.

You tried your hardest to not melt into him, but he was a force of nature, practically making you flutter your eyes close- until you felt his digits wrap around yours on the controller.

But it was too late-the sound of your cart falling off the track making you break away from his kiss.

“No no no no!” You whined in desperation, watching his cart zoom past yours as your character was helplessly falling from the track. It would take you ages to get back in the race-

“You’re a dick!” You playfully punched his shoulder, desperately pressing random buttons on your controller to get back in the race.

All Gojo did was chuckle, laughing harder as his cart passed the finish line, confetti erupting on the screen.

“What can I say, babe, I’m just too good at this,” he smirked, chuckling as you rolled your eyes.

You sighed, accepting your defeat.

“You’re so lucky you’re hot,” you said with a defiant smile,” cause I would have kicked you right now.”

#comission open #comissions #matchup #jjk matchups #gojo x reader #jjk

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ushiwakaout · 3 years

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parings: Kenma x reader, Oikawa x reader

warning: Fluff, bad grammar. nsfw under black line. fem reader. TIME SKIP HAIKYUU

a/n: request are open! please don’t be afraid to do so!

Kozume Kenma

Match made in heaven

Both of you are at home workers, other than the fact that kenma is a CEO of his own company

You work for him, you’re his editor and you work pretty fast since you obviously do nothing in your day but edit and binge watch anime

you guys could probably go days without talking and just communicate physically and understand everything.

If you go to the store, and he’s gaming that’s when you’ll talk

Always knock before you go into his little studio room

You never come behind him anymore because one time he was filming a scary gameplay with a heart monitor and everyone thought you gave him a heart attack

but no, kenma is just baby and you wanted a good laugh- you felt really bad about it tho bc it was live and you where crying your ass off and he was yelling at you

fake breakup video like the next day for trolling

Okaya anywho

if you want his attention and he’s live, you remove one side of his headset and kiss his cheek (theres a several compilation videos of you doing that all over youtube) “I’m going to the store, you want anything?”

you always wait like 30 seconds and caress him a little to let him know you’re physically there and not just standing there.

“Uh- yeah... yeah. Hold on.” (there is also a compilation of kenma just ignoring you and you just standing there until he answers)

you always end up naming his favorite snacks, drinks and food and he either agrees or denies.

everyone thinks its weird how your relationship works

SOME MANY VIDEOS OF “kenma and y/n communicating without any words”

you go many places by yourself since kenma does very long streams or just long videos

you both stay up really late together

if hes not making videos hes looking at paperwork and if hes not doing that he’s helping you edit

somehow kenma is the more productive one

you have channel yourself that slowly grows thanks to kenma

you only do lives and leave up the whole streams bc you dread editing but you’ll do anything for kenma

just to make extra cash you have and OF

most of the videos consist of watching you play video game while kenma eats you out under the desk

a lot of audios because kenma doesn’t like being his face filmed while having sex

theres a video in your own OF when you do a tik tok trend where you surprise him while he’s filming

“Kenma can you help me for a second.”

“Hmm, what is it kitten?”

He paused his game and while his chair turned you undid your robe

Luckly he’s not live and kept the camera on

He just smiles and spreads his legs for you

(gdiewgsfiuchsiufviusdghvypofgsivhrwshb my brain is malfunctioning ugh im so in love with kenma its not even funny)

He makes you sit on his lap, as he suckles your nipple in his mouth.

His hand firmed tightly around your rips as he kisses every inch of your chest

“You’re so pretty... So fucking pretty.” He mumbles. He’s kissing down your chest all the way to your tummy before picking you up and making you stand

He makes you stand in front of the camera while stands behind you and kisses the crook of your neck.

“I want you to look in the camera for me kitten, can you do that?” He kisses her jaw “Can you be a good girl for me?”

(wow if i write any more smut for kenma i think i might go crazy jskwbvbdei)

sex is very much a frequent thing, most of the time it starts as cock warming while watching a movie and two second later your begging to milk kenmas cock again

he loves when you beg for his cock, makes him feel wanted

he loves feeling your tight pussy clench around him when hes about to cum and you’re cumming for the third time, panting, begging, crying to having him fill you up with his hot cum.

Blow jobs under his desk or while hes on an important call are a must.

you love watching his cock slowly twitch with pre cum when you lick his shaft

mmm i need to stop- i love him so much ugh

Oikawa Tooru

Being lazy in argentina was a dream but a little lonely

Tooru was always away at practive but lcukly the apartment he had been renting had a pool, and you spend most of your days at the pool, reading or playing some game he just bought you

you hate how early he freaking wakes up

hes making breakfast and blending shakes at like 5 in the morning

there’s days he doesn’t really mean to wake you, you know the difference bc if he wants to wake you he’ll leave the blender run for a while and if h doesn’t he does it in seperate pulses so it’s not so damn loud

if he does it on purpose, he has breakfast ready for you before his own

doesn’t expect you to stick around after you eat

when he wakes you on accident he’s like “Oh my baby i’m so sorry honey.”

cue kiss attacks, warm hugs and him making you a cup of coffee/tea, whatever you prefer that morning

he’s so sweet

he knows you work hard too (even tho it doesn’t seem like it bc people think youtubers and streamers have an easy job when it clearly is mentally very stressful)

He knows that when he wakes you up, you had legit just gone to bed like two hours ago.

sometimes you sleep though the noise and before he leaves he wakes you up just a little so he can kiss you goodbye.

its always something like *shake* *shake* “Baby.... honey” *caressing of the head/cheek/hair* “I gotta go to practice now, give me a kiss princess.” you always wake up to the sound of that and give his a really sweet and tender kiss. Oikawa really just wants to fall back asleep with you and hold you, especially today since it was a cold morning

after you give him the kiss, you caress his cheek and then shove him away- a little jumpy that he need to go. “Love you.” you mutter before covering yourself with the blankets

he always slaps your ass over the blankets, it never huts but it’s just a sign of his actually leaving to practice

You wear his stuff when he leaves

low key have attachment issues since you moved with him to Argentina

other than pool side reading, or doing a few laps before breakfast- you really don’t do anything but work.

Work for you consisted you of just playing video games or streaming

You’re popular on the female side of gamers

sometimes you have streams where you ask your fans to play and write down their handles and you’d add them to a game or sum

Everyone knows your dating a professional volleyball player an they think it’s an interesting duo

You cry when Tooru brought Hinata over, he smelt like home

you def. helped him adjust to the life in argentina bc it’s nothing like home.

hinata comes over for dinner ever weekend

if you’re not working or at the pool, you’re in a white hoddie and some shorts, just watching Hinata play some beach volleyball while playing some game

You very much remind him of kenma- it helped a lot when he got some sick- you didn’t really ‘help’ you just cried with him about how much you miss home

although your schedule isnt the best, youre always awake when tooru gets home, always there to greet him with kisses

hes lucky you like cooking, bc he always comes home to an empty stomach

you’re probably the slowest cooker he knows but you take your sweet time bc you know that it always comes out w the best result and he doesnt complain anymore

baths w oikawa are frequent

muscles sores are a usual so seconds before he gets home theres a hot bath being pampered with your love for him

you work so slow on everything hes surprised you actually get stuff done

a little offended that he doesn’t believe in your slow work ethic bc it worked since highschool.

there had been times where he just ask if you’re not ever sick of being at home locked in all day and it stated a very month long fight.

sleeping in different rooms

(LIL ANGST AHEAD)

Tooru can hear you cry from the other room

he didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, he really didn’t. he just doesn’t want you to regret anything- especially moving here with him

you hate it when he questions your life ethics. it makes you feel like a failure and unworthy.

your life is simple and you like it that way but the second he questions it you think that you aren’t doing enough

will 100% sleep outside your door because he can’t sleep alone anymore. he’s gotten used to you being right next to him

you realize that it seems he’s given up so now it’s time to go to the kitchen and get water

but to your surprise tooru is very asleep on the doorframe when you open the door. it’s makes your heart ache just a little bit. he looks tired, his eyes are puffy but he looks so at peace.

you wake him up to go to bed but he has other plans.

he’s kissing you so sweetly, every piece of skin he can find he will kiss

will carry you to bed and kiss your tummy as your shirt ran a little too high

will start to kiss your inner thigh and pull down your underwear and slowly make his way up to your pussy

you’re clearly trying to shove him off (not hard enough) because you keep closing your legs and trying to push him with your foot

will spread your legs and keep his hands there to he can start eating you out

this is his apology. this his how oikawa tooru says im sorry without saying it. soft pleasuring, orgasmic sex.

his fingers are so deep in your pussy while he’s sucking on your clit. he doesn’t look at you when you cum because he feels like he doesn’t deserve to see it.

you’re begging him to look at you after he’s done fingering you so you can kiss him with your taste this lingering oh his tongue

fucks you in a matting press because when it’s slow and he’s thrusting it all in.... i don’t think he’s seen you twitch and drool so much

tooru is there to pleasure you and when he sees you cry out of the pleasure you know he’ll be forgiven when it’s over

aftercare is even better

he doesn’t make you do anything

he presses you, gives you kisses and over all will apologize verbally when you’re slowly falling asleep in his arms

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atsumiyass · 3 years

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okay so I just discovered your blog and ran to the requests to ask if you could do hcs of itachiyama, seijoh, and karasuno when their manager gets hit on? (like what they do and how they act) thank you very much and have a good rest of your day/night!

Itachiyama, Aoba Johsai, and Karasuno when their manager gets hit on

warnings: just guys being douches, but fluff at the end :D

Itachiyama (sorry I couldn't get a good gif)

they're honestly pretty chill about it.

bc they know you can handle yourself most of the time.

I mean you handle them perfectly fine, so whats some random dude got against you?

but if the guy is just that persistent and doesn't take the hint, they’ll just kindly ask him to leave you alone.

usually by the lines of “she's busy” or “she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you” (Sakusas words, its as kind as he’ll get.)

if the guy gets all touchy-feely with you though,

thats when they step in.

it really only takes Sakusas cold glare to get the guy to scurry away.

but if hes feeling extra ballsy,

thats when everyone else comes to your rescue.

after the guy’s gone, Komori asks if you're okay and if he did anything. To which you reply no.

After that the boys always make sure to keep an eye on you if you're ever in need of their rescue again :)

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa is usually with you at all times, making sure no one such as looks at their “precious manager”.

but it does happen occasionally.

i mean, you are very attractive.

so when it does you can usually handle it, telling the guy very politely you aren't interested and he walks away

but theres always that one guy who never takes the hint and keeps on insisting.

and this instance was no different.

he had you trapped against a wall in a pretty secluded corner of the arena, it was the semi-finals so it was pretty packed.

you had went to go fill up the water bottles before the third set had started, but some guy from a rival school had approached you asking for your number.

you told him you were in a bit of a time crunch and that you weren't interested.

but instead of walking away he took the bottles from your hand, placing them on the floor and backing you up into the position you were in now.

you were debating on just punching him and booking it back to the team, but you didn't want to cause a scene so you kept just trying to walk away

which to your dismay, didn't work.

he kept pushing the limit, touching your face and hair, running his hand on your upper arm.

you were frozen in place, you had no idea what to do.

“Oi! What do you think you’re doing to her?!” You heard the familiar voice down the hall.

you had never been so grateful to hear a screaming Iwaizumi before.

Behind him was Oikawa, assuming they had both been sent to come find you since you were taking awhile to come back.

“Chill dude, i was just asking this cutie for her number.” The guy said with a smirk on his face, turning from them back to you.

“Well she obviously isn't interested, dude.” Iwaizumi snapped back, giving the guy the coldest glare you had ever seen.

You soon felt an arm around your shoulders, guiding you away from the guy.

You also had never been this thankful to see Oikawa before.

Iwaizumi threated the guy that if he didn't leave he would make him, prompting him to finally leave you alone.

“are you okay Y/n-chan? he didn't do anything to you did he?” Oikawa asked you, pulling you into a hug.

it was cute to see him so worried for your well being.

“No, I'm fine. Thank you both from coming to my rescue.” you laughed, picking up the still empty water bottles and heading back to the team.

After telling the team and coach what happened, he sent Hanamaki and Matsukawa to fill up the bottles instead.

Ever since that incident, one of the boys has always gone with you to fill up the waters, just incase.

Karasuno

Now, we all know how Noya and Tanaka are.

they will not hesitate to fight a bitch in your honor.

that includes any men (plural) that try anything with you.

This time it was at the training camp with Fukurodani, Nekoma, Shinzen, and Ubugawa.

so, Karasuno had been invited to the training camp (thanks Nekoma!!) and was currently getting their ass handed to them by Nekoma (thanks Nekoma!! very nice!!)

While you talked to coach Ukai about what the boys could improve on, and taking notes, you were made aware of the boys loss by the sound of them doing the flying laps around the gym.

sighing, you gave a look to Ukai, who nodded as you got up to get a breath of fresh air.

only to have the captain of Nekoma stop you.

you: 🧍‍♀️

him: 😏

“how’s it going? y’know, i think-“

“he’s talking to y/n!!”

listen Nishinoya i love you but like... let the man speak 😭😭

cue Tanaka and Nishinoya walking up WHILE THE REST OF THE TEAM AWKWARDLY STANDS AND WATCHES FROM THE CORNER OF THEIR EYE.

man you hated it here.

“I-“

mans wouldn’t even let kuroo speak

“what’re you doing with Y/n-chan?”

you were this close 🤏 to shoving Tanaka

“I was just asking-“

cue Nishinoya being like: simply don’t 😍

Suga’s laughing in the background, Daichi looks ready to scold the two, Hinata and Yamaguchi look confused on how to help, Kageyama and Tsukki look uninterested and you’re slowly backing away to avoid association.

“y/n!” Suga’s calling to you, and you’re not happy he’s smiling because you know-

“told you it was only a matter of time before others started hitting on you!”

yup, he was going to tease you.

“he didn’t even say anything??”

cue Daichi looking smug.

“I told you there was nothing to worry about! Y/n can handle this stuff on her own!”

Daichi, you looked like you wanted to slap Kuroo, but okay buddy.

“I’m glad you’re okay!”

“Suga’s right, in a way...”

“I agree...”

everyone was there being protective of you, and you’re just like,

“he didn’t even ask me anything.”

“good!” Noya spoke.

you gave up.

“you’re all dorks, you know that?” you sighed, shaking your head.

“you love us though.” Suga replied, placing an arm around your shoulders and ruffling your hair.

“....maybe?”

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demigodgooglesearches · 5 years

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"too young to be a 90s kid but close" (aka 00s kid) aesthetic:

-nyan cat, llams with hats

-owls. everybody loves owls--

-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops...jean skirts with... leggings.... dc shoes... shell shoes...

those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.

-morning circle. playing 7 up at school. FOUR CORNERS

-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- "mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website"

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- "disney!! three six five!!!!!"

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was... was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.

-crimp your hair bitch... or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-

-bakugan and tech decks

-wheezers 'beverly hills' on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.

-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren't shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns... hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it... gushers

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear... hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- "HERE I AM IN UR LIFE... HERE U ARE IN MINE... YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE... MOSTT OF THE TIME"

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off... memorizing cheat codes... square circle square-

-the fucking wii... making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-slap slap slap... clap clap clap... SLAP SLAP SLAP.... CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah.....)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn... then skype

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers... pick a color... blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number... ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game... let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school "THE PHONE... THE PHONE IS RI N G ING"

-"WAZZZZUUPPP!!" "WHAZZAAAAHHP!!"

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out... who who? who?

-We all want to forget .... annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome... or the spongebob episode with wormy... or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob movie...

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!

- I LIke to move it move it...

-POPTROPICA

-where the sidewalk ends from the school library... with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS

-leapfrog

-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.

-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen

-🎶 we the peoplee... in order to form a more perfect union...🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶 puff the magic dragon 🎶

THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-

the original teen titans

teach me how to dougie. soldier boy. the hoedown throwdown. the hannah montana movie 3d they were giving 3d glasses away literally in walmart

bILLY MAYS AND SHAMWOW

#the bullshit 60 second math tables #2000s #nostalgia #00s kids will remember #fuck #this took forever #kms #i can do more #diary of a whimpy kid

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thosekidswhohuntmonsters · 6 years

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Eve of Destruction

Summary: Everyone has a past, some more honorable than others. After a mission gone wrong, Bucky has no choice but to visit one of the darkest parts of his, the only glimmer of hope being you….if only you can forgive him after all this time..

Word Count: 2038

Song Pairing: Eve of Destruction- Berry McGuire

Authors note: This will be a mini-series so if you want to be tagged just comment below!

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You pulled out your dagger from the body laying at your feet, “Oh fuck me”. Cleaning your favorite weapon you rubbed it against your leg, the blood not showing against your black pants. Bucky continued to hold Steve up, “Doll I had too-”.

“Don’t doll me Barnes, it’s been five years. You really think bringing pretty boy here is a good idea?”.

Sam began to get a little ancy, knowing that Steve wouldn’t be able to hold on much longer. He parted his lips to speak but Bucky narrowed his eyes, silenting telling him to not make this any worse.

Bucky sighed, “Look, you want his blood on your hands? You know what he means to me (y/n)”. Looking up at the sky you groaned, knowing that this was a bad idea but you had too.

You began, “Within two seconds of you being here someone’s already tried to challenge you, and if I hadn’t been here to take em out it would’ve been your ass on the floor”.

For affect you nudged the dead body at your feet, hoping it would remind Bucky of the severity of this entire situation. He tried to answer but you continued, “You’re lucky nostalgia is a bitch..follow me and don’t say anything until we’re in my room okay?”.

Bucky nodded his head, and after you turned around he smirked. Under his breath Sam said, “If you’re wrong about this place, I’ll make sure it is your ass on the floor”. Taking a step toward he helped carry Steve, easing the weight.

The three of them were currently on a secret mission, Steve abandoning the title of Captain America and all its’ restrictions, and finally doing some dirty work. Following up on an old hydra lead from Bucky’s past had lead them here.

Hecate’s Crossroads. A safe haven for mercenaries and criminals alike, a sort of playground for the worst of the worst. In Greek mythology Hecate was a shapeshifter goddess of dark and forbade forces, it seemed only fit to name the place after her.

It hid in plain sight, what appeared to be a hotel to most was actually an oasis for those who lived on the darker side of life. It had been a second home to Bucky when he was the winter soldier, which was how he knew to bring an extremely injured Steve here.

The men followed behind you, watching you type in your six digit code to leave the back alley and enter the building, and then another four digit code to enter the elevator and go to your correct floor and room.

Sam had thought he’d seen it all, but everything he was witnessing now was completely new to him. There were your classic goons and thugs, drug pushers and dealers, but there were also people with super abilities.

If Steve hadn’t been going in and out of consciousness he would’ve been just as shocked and intrigued. After what seemed like the hundreth code the men finally entered your room, Sam shocked once again to see how nice it was.

“Do I even wanna know how you pay for this?”. The men hoisted Steve onto your huge marble kitchen countertop, an almost makeshift operating table. While beginning to get to work you teased, “Hmm let’s pretend I get paid a $100 for every confirmed kill”.

After seeing the look in Sam’s eyes while trying to do that math Bucky intervened, “She’s kidding Sam”. Sam calmed down for a moment until he watched you silently mouth “no I’m not”. He sighed and instead chose to focus on Steve.

As you rolled up your sleeves Bucky opened multiple cabinets getting various herbs and crystals, this wasn’t the first time you’d both done this. He laid them around and on top of Steve, hitting all the right areas.

You rolled your head in a circle and cracked various bones, prepping your body for what you were about to do. After closing your eyes you told Bucky, “You owe me big time James”. That was the first time Sam had ever heard anyone called Bucky by his real name, not even Steve did it.

Unfazed Bucky nodded his head and let you get to work. As you slowly began to repeat an incantation various patterns appeared on your skin and began to glow a vibrant blue. Sam marveled as he watched the same patterns appear on Steve.

The longer you spoke the more vibrant the colors became, and they also grew and expanded. Within no time Steve’s entire body was glowing, and so was yours. Bucky smiled as he looked at Sam and how amazed he was.

Bringing your hands closer together you moved your fingers, a now navy ball of energy forming between your palms. Looking to Steve again Sam saw that same ball of energy surround Steve’s heart before almost exploding and reaching every inch of Steve’s skin as it disappeared.

The room fell silent as Steve began to wake up, his eyes glowing an intense dark blue for a moment. Abruptly he sat up, just as shocked as Sam when he realized he didn’t need any recovery time.

You weren’t just any normal human, you were half terran and half something else. You didn’t know much about your mother, but your father hadn’t been lying when he’d said she’d been special.

She’d given you your powers; they were almost like a ying and yang kinda thing. You had the ability to heal just about anyone or anything, but that could just as easily shift as to inflicting an umberable amount of pain.

You past hadn’t been perfect, especially when people realized how much damage you could cause, so you refrained from using them as much as you could.

“All fixed, now get pretty boy out of here before anyone else realizes you’re back James”. Following the sound of your voice Steve turned toward you, not only wondering who the hell you were but why you’d just called Bucky by his real name.

The sound of the door beginning to unlock made everyone tense up, and once again you reached for your dagger. Quickly Steve got off of the counter and took his fighting stance between Bucky and Sam.

The door crashed open, “Honeybuns I’m home- holy fuck you didn’t tell daddypool you were bringing home America’s sweetheart and his emo boyfriend! I would’ve freshened up”. Everyone eased up when they realized it was only Wade.

Pulling off his mask Wade moaned, “God sometimes it feels like I’m trapped inside a big red condom..I know safe sex is great sex..but I’d rather let life fuck my raw”. Sighing in annoyance you left the kitchen and joined him.

“It looks like it already has”. Wade threw the nearest pillow at you, hoping to stop your laughter. He narrowed his eyes, “Laugh all you want, but I know I’m totally in your clit-flicks”.

“Did you just try to do the female version of spank-bank..what is wrong with you?”. After answering with pretty much everything, Wade jumped up from the couch and entered the kitchen.

Like a complete animal he started to rummage through the cabinets looking for food. After stuffing his mouth as soon as he could he pointed to the countertop, “I see you’ve started the virgin sacrifice without me”.

Sam genuinely laughed for the first time all day, loving the insinuation that Steve was still a virgin. You turned to Steve, “It’s nice to meet you but like I said, you guys can’t be here”.

Steve didn’t even know where here was, and as he looked to Bucky he saw an almost shameful look on his face. Sam was sold, “I’d like to listen to the scary lady, let’s go before the lights go off and we wake up without kidneys”.

“Don’t worry Tweety, we go straight for the heart around here because it’s worth the big bucks”. Wade finished his sentence with a smile before stuffing his mouth again. Bucky took a step forward, “We’ll be on our way doll, thank you”.

You didn’t know why, but you felt a pang of regret after hearing him say those words. He looked at you solemnly, and you wondered if he’d felt the same way you had. You’d both be lying if you said the first time he’d left had gone smoothly.

Before anyone could say anything, you heard the worst sound anyone could hear in Hecate’s Crossroads, the lockdown alarms sounded throughout the entire building. Knowing what that meant Bucky immediately tensed up.

“James what did I tell you? Now we’re all stuck here until he decides we can go”.

Looking around the room metal suddenly surrounded all the windows and exits, literally locking you in the building. It was part of the protocol, someone would press a button and all exits would be blocked off.

Steve grew impatient hearing you call Bucky by his real name, it wasn’t that he was jealous it was that you obviously meant something to Bucky and he’d had no idea who you were. Wade put his mask back on, “You went and pissed of the big guy, even I don’t wanna poke that bear”.

“Buck, you need to start talking”. As Bucky looked to Steve he was filled with guilt. Bucky knew that this was a huge secret to keep, but right now he couldn’t tell Steve everything. You stepped forward, “No. We all need to get suited up and find out what he wants”.

Steve’s annoyance was more visible, “Who”. Steve continued to hold Bucky’s gaze, surprised to see his friends entire expression change. Bucky opened the cabinets under the sink, happy to see that’s still where you’d stocked your weapons.

“Titan”, Bucky answered while cocking his old favorite gun that you’d somehow kept all these years. The fact that it was just a one word answer scared both Steve and Sam, as if solely his name explained how dangerous this all was.

Wade laughed almost insanely, “Oh you think we’re bad news? That guy makes Hitler look like as intimidating as one of the fucking teletubbies…Laa-Laa though not Tinky-Winky because he’s seen some shit you know?”.

Slapping Wade behind the head got him to shut right up. Steve put his emotions aside, “So, what’s the plan”. Suddenly everyone in the room looked to you, making you look up at the sky and curse again.

There was another announcement that sounded through the entire intercom, Steve thankful that all you swears were now muffled. The voice was Titan himself, something that rarely happened.

It appears someone has brought Captain America here, and no one is leaving until we find his star-spangled ass and see if he really bleeds red, white, and blue. The doors of your rooms will unlock in five, which means his ass better be brought to the penthouse in ten.

It was like you’d asked the universe if things could get any worse, and it was doing it’s best to show you they could. Titan’s announcement would result in nearly every goon hunting down Steve, and you.

Before anyone could say anything Bucky held your gaze, for a moment acting as if it was just the two of you. His expression was soft, “I promise I won’t let you lose control, I won’t leave this-”.

If you let him continue his sentence you would’ve started crying. You needed to fight all the memories that were trying to resurface, “Let’s just promise to all make it out alive”. It wasn’t much, but Bucky knew it was the best you could do.

It was more than you owed him really, given everything he’d done it was a miracle you’d even helped Steve for him. Wade looked down at his adventure time watch, “We can save the longing glances and eye-sex for a later date, we got four minutes until this turns into a real life game of saw”.

You nodded your head, daring not to even look at Bucky right now because all the emotions running through you. You’d been right, nastologia was a bitch and it was making you realize that maybe you’d never stopped loving Bucky to begin with…

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socialoutsiderwritings · 6 years

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Give Me Love PT 3

Summary: You’ve grown close with Mandy during your time in the escort business. You were like a sister to her and you both would do anything for each other. She invites you out to go visit her best guy friend Ian. What happens in Chicago, well, just never should’ve happened.

“How you coming along?” I call to Mandy from the other room. We were packing our shit and getting ready to head back home.

“Uhm, its coming. Have you seen my good underwear?” I roll my eyes at her question; walking over to join her and help her pack now that I’ve finished.

“You didn't bring it, hon.” I say as I pick up her dress from a couple nights ago and toss it to her. “You really ready to go back?” I ask, jumping on to the unmade bed.

She picks up the dress and shrugs as she begins to fold it. “Don’t know. We have a good life over there.” She pointed out.

“Yeah. We do.” I agreed. “But being with Ian these past couple of days, you’ve been your happiest.”

“I do miss him.” She admits. She neatly places the dress in her suitcase. “But I have you also.” She smiles.

“Flattery,”

“Will get you everywhere.” We say in unison then laugh. I finish help her pack her suitcase when a sudden series of urgent knocks come from the door.

“Jesus Christ.” Mandy groans, as she walks to the door. “It’s not even time for us to leave yet!” She flings open the door.

“Where is she?” The voice slurs. My breath hitches in my throat as I recognize the voice. “Where is she? She cant leave without telling me. She can’t- Y/N I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!” I’m literally frozen in my spot as Lip rushes in with a half empty bottle of vodka in his hand. “You’re not leaving me.” He slurs. Mandy appears behind him moments later. She looks from me to Lip.

“Mandy-” I begin to explain. But i’m cut off by Lip falling to his knees and grabbing on to my legs. The tears start to build up in my eyes as I notice Mandy staring at him, shocked.

“Please, dont leave me. Not again. I love you.” He sobs. Mandy covers her mouth in shock and the tears fall uncontrollably from both of our eyes.

“Mandy-” my voice cracks. I try to take a step forward but Lip grabs on tighter. “God dammit, Lip.” I begin to pry him off. The more I do the harder he holds on. “Lip, please. Let go of me.”

“I cant let you leave.” He mumbles.

I let out a frustrated groan. “I’m not going to leave you. I promise.” I lie. He looks up to me and nods letting me go. “Mandy.” I walk over to her. “Please just let me explain-” Theres a sudden stinging sensation on my left cheek where Mandy slapped me. I bring my hand up to it and look at her, shocked.

“I deserve that.” I tell her. “B-but you have to-”

“How long?” She asks thru gritted teeth.

“Months” Lip slurs. I turn to him frustrated and shush him. He waves me off and takes another shot from the bottle of vodka.

“Months?” She gasps. I notice her clench her fists and I quickly raise my hands up and take a few steps back. “After everything I told you?! I trusted you!”

“Mandy, I didn't know it was him! Alright. He was just another anonymous addict in AA.” I explained. “We fucked after our meetings. You know why I didn’t finish and I haven’t seen him since.” I slowly lower my hands as I notice her fists loosen.

“You were supposed to be my friend.” Her voice cracks. “You were like a sister to me!” She continues to throw punches as I dodge them.

“Mandy!” The sudden commotion causes Lip to sober up as he hugs Mandy by the waist and pulls her away from me. “Mandy! Stop! Yo! Calm Down!” He tells her as she struggles to get out of his grip.

“Get the fuck off me, Lip!” She yells. Lip cautiously lets her go, prepared to grab her again in case she lunges at me. “I want the both of you to get the fuck out.” She growls.

“Mandy,” I sigh, “you cant be serious? I chose you!” She shakes her head and grabs her suitcase off the bed. “Mandy.”

“Hitch a ride back to Springfield or take the goddamn subway. Or fucking stay for all I care! But I am no longer your fucking friend!” She glares at me then to Lip. “After everything I’ve done for you.” Her voice almost cracks.

Lip looks down and sniffs before his eyes go back to hers. “Well nobody fucking asked you to, alright.” She huffs out a small chuckle of disbelief before shaking her head and leaving the hotel room.

Hours passed. With no way home and nowhere else to go, I paid for another night in the room. That, and the fact Lip had passed out not long after Mandy left you.

Lip exited the bathroom. After he had come to, he got himself cleaned up. “Look, uh,--“

I cut him off by punching square in his jaw. “I hope that helps you sober up, you fucking bastard.” I growl at him. He grabs his jaw and rubs it as he catches his composure. “I told you.” I pause. “I told you to let it go and not do anything stupid.” The tears in my eyes form again. “Why didn't you listen?”

“I-I’ve been trying to wrap my head around this since that night. I’ve fucking started drinking again for Christ’s sake!” He points to the now empty bottle on the floor.

There was a moment of silence before he continued. “I’ve always ran from the girls who got too attached. But with you, I want you to like me. I care what you think. I love you.”

“Lip.” I shake my head, tears streaming down my face again. “Stop talking.” I warn him. He opens his mouth to speak again. “Dont.” I sob. “Just stop. Ok, I can’t stay here. I told you.”

“Wait- you’re leaving?” He comes in behind me. “But you said-”

“I have a job, Lip.”

“Did you completely miss the part where I told you I loved you?!” He sounded angry. But I didn't care. I just wanted to get out of there.

“I heard you. And I also remember the part where I fucking dumped your ass!”

“You know you should feel fucking special. I’ve never wanted to stick with one girl in my life.” He blurts out.

I drop my bags and laugh. “That was a joke right?” He stays quiet. “Because I remember Mandy telling me very clearly how you were so far up Karen’s ass that it looked like she had two heads.” I spit out.

“But she doesn't matter anymore. I want you.”

I sigh as I pick my bags up again. “I dont love anybody, Lip. I only make love for money. I have to go.” I brush past him.

“So that’s it , huh?” He follows behind me. “I fucking open myself up to you and you’re just gonna toss me aside like I dont fucking matter?!”

“That’s the plan.” I tell him. I dont stop or even turn around to face him as I continue towards the elevator.

“Y/N!” He yells. I ignore him. “Y/N, please.” He says softly as he grabs my hand. I pull it out of his grip and press the down button for the elevator several times. “I know you feel something for me.” He says. I continue staring straight at the elevator door. “You know you feel it too.” He turns my body to face him but I let my head hang low. “Just say it. I wont hurt you.” He lowers his head so he can look in to my eyes but I pick my head up and reach in to my purse to put on my sunglasses. The elevator bell dings and the doors slide open. “Y/N.” I ignore his pleading cry and step in to the elevator.

“Take care of yourself, Lip.” The elevator door closes. I let out a heavy sigh as the elevator goes down.

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ROZE: Dis is tha lightn'n round, D-to-tha-izzave. ROZE: We didn't make tha rules. Real niggas recognize the realness. ROZE: Anyway, I'm ready ta blow mah Referee Sport Whistle™ if you don't answa before tha Commercially Endorze' Game Clock expires.

DAVE fo my bling bling: i thizzle tha lightn'n rounds rappa DIZNAVE: whizny dont we have a distraction ta seal tha deal DAVE, chill yo: hizzy mizzy i thizzle harleydad motherfucka tizzy be talkin 'bout you

ROXY: jake? ROXY: hehe yeah i think ur right ROXY: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. gotta go catch up wit hizzy soon... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. ROXY: ill wave hello fiznor niznow

DAVE: i dont think hizzle hatin'

ROXIZZLE like a tru playa': dammit jake lizzle ova here u gizzoof ROXIZZLE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: gonna stizzay a fiznire hiznere wizzy all this frizzle wavin

DIZZAY: nope hes completely out ta lunch DIZZAY: just like all tha harleyberts

RIZZLE: HIIIII JIZZAY

ROXY: JAKE ROXY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. JAKE DAMMIT HI

JAKE: Oh now pass the glock. J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Um sorry. JAKE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. H... hi roxy in all flavas. JAKE: Youre wit us again n... You gotta check dis shit out yo. n... i lizzy thizzat.

ROXIZZLE: :D

DAVE: thats it? DAVE: hes right bizzack at it wit tha bizzull homey DIZZAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: whizzle wit hizzay DIZNAVE: he reminds me a lizzle of J-to-tha-izzohn but reallizzle quiet wizzy be very unjohnish

ROXY: jakizzles bootylicious!

RIZZLE puttin tha smack down: but yeah hizzy niznot like thizzat all tha tiznime

ROXY: he be p gregarious 1 on 1 but i guess he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like crowds mizzy ROXY: he became sort of a hermit afta a few months 'n our session ROXY: he mainly hizzle out wit dirk until he eventually sorta S-H-to-tha-izzut him out too ROXY: dude jiznust likes his lonesome time i guess?

DIZZLE: ill try gettin ta kniznow hiznim some time DAVE: maybe trap him like a shizzay woodland creature DAVE, betta check yo self: then brutally harangue him wit mah typically riznad shit n become airtight brizzos DAVE: right there 'n tha gang bangin' woods DIZZLE: exactly how nature intizzle

RIZZLE: omg yes ROXIZZLE: i wizzay help u rig yo' jakesnares ROXY: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. maybe lizneave sizzle hunkizzle dudebait, like a trail of micrizzles sprinkled thrizzay out tha forest

DIZZAY: off tha hook thanks mom DIZNAVE: roxy i mean

ROZE: Dizzay, even I'm bustin' less trouble referr'n to Roxy by playa N-to-tha-izzame consistently, n I wizzay tha one who grew up knowing gangsta as mah literal motha. ROZE sho nuff: Wizzy be ballin' on with you? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

DIZZLE: nuttin DIZZY: its just liznike semi accidentally replac'n a word wit anotha word in a majoritizzle of instizzles DIZZAVE: wizzy d-ya nee' ta read th'n into everyth'n

ROZE: Yoe right. How could anyone possibly read anyth'n into that sizzort of repeated slip-up.

DIZZAVE: exactly

ROZE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. What if yoe mak'n ha uncomfortable?

ROXY: its fine R-E-A-Double-Lizzy! ROXY: i thizzle it be sizzay endear'n

DIZZAVE: see rose yall worry'n 'bout nuttin as usizzle DAVE: moms fine wit it DAVE so i can get mah pimp on: moxy

RIZZLE: snort

DIZZY: i mean DIZZLE: romy DAVE: mommy DAVE: wizzait fiznuck DAVE: ok thizzle one was fucked up DAVE: liznets make sure i motherfucka hustla fuck'n say that again

ROXY: im dizzy here ROXY, betta check yo self: dave...stoppit ROXIZZLE: im a sizzy

DAVE: i cant DIZZAVE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: its lizzike i wizzy ho-slappin' before DAVE: dis be a fizzay of nature we all gotta just deal wit DAVE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. strida blurtscapadizzles D-TO-THA-IZZAVE fo' sheezy: dizzles fly'n bona circus DIZZAVE: dis shit be immizzle DAVE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: i hizzay ta face dis fact a long time ago DAVE fo gettin yo pimp on: i cizzy eitha trizzy ta change tizzy P-to-tha-izzart of mysizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich is an unwizzle war DIZZLE: or i could try focus'n on bein L-to-tha-izzike a vaguely half decent pizzle so at lizzle the S-H-to-tha-izzit i inevitably blizzurt out from dizzy down isnt all that bizzy DIZZAY: coz the bizzle S-T-to-tha-izzuff hizzle bizzeen and be stiznill be'n purge' thrizzay an arduous L-to-tha-izzong term process of complete n utta humizzle

RIZZLE: dawg ROXIZZLE n shit: arduous L-to-tha-izzong tizzay proceszes of complete n gangsta humiliation be basically mah aesthetizzle ROXY: anyways yiznou be a S-I-Double-Lizzy dizzle n its ok if u keep callin me mizzy on "accident" :)

ROZE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. I hope it be similarly ok wizzith you if I make tha conscizzles decision ta refrain from call'n you that drug deala. ROZE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Unlike Dave, I've takizzle bootylicious pride in tha meticulous maintenance of mah intizzle filta. ROZE: I dizzle think I hizzay tha same luxizzle he does. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: Humilizzle just makes mah dizzles angria.

ROXY: yeah roze call me whizzle mah nizzle! ROXY: bizzle um lmao you gots a wizzay of makin that sound lizzle scary

DAVE: its fucked up that shiznes jok'n biznut also not even reallizzle DIZZAVE: yizzy figure out how ta crack ha deadpizzle rizzles theres an art ta it

ROXY: yizzy guys... RIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. an ur friggin psycho babble droppin hits! ROXY yaba daba dizzle: its a rizziot ROXY: suddenly feelin lizzy maybe im tha W-to-tha-izzeak liznink 'n dis family tree on tha analytizzle front ROXY: nee' ta stizzep up mah gizzle

ROZE: Ta be fair, Dave's game be prizzle flimsy paper'd up. ROZE: He bizneen jack'n mah motherfucka fo` yizzay. He onlizzle pulls it off coz he funnizzle. ROZE: N ta be even faira, I'm not actually M-to-tha-izzuch of a psychizzle. ROZE: I know just enough ta know that I barely know perpetratin', n probably wizzould hizzay benefited frizzay, I don't kizzy, "college", or something.

ROXIZZLE: ok whizzle i feel a bit lizness lame then ROXIZZLE: i killa dirks insane scrutinization of all doggy stylin' cerebral had a similar way of mobbin' onizzles ego RIZZLE: maybe thiznat was smoke 'n mirrors tizzay idk ROXY: maybe since he n i be ur parents, 'n terms of psycho skillz... ROXY n shit: hes gots ALL genes n i gots NONE ROXY: so that means dave gots SOME genizzles n roze gots LOTS now pass the glock?? RIZZLE: wherein SOME be more than NIZZLE n LIZZOTS is less than ALL ROXY: ???

ROZE: That Q-to-tha-izzuite a scientific wiznay of trippin' at it. ROZE: Mizzay it even trizzay?

ROXIZZLE: yeah i fizzle LIZZOVE SCIENCE n we out!!!

DAVE: ok then that explains everyth'n

ROXY: W-H-to-tha-izzat

DAVE: if you gots all tha science genes then that mizneans some scrizzle off on me DAVE: whizzle would explain why mah bizzle are so ill D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: its cauze mah science be off tha charts

ROZE: Holy shizzay in tha dogg pound. ROZE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Can someone come push dis nizzay off tha lilypad in tha dogg pound?

ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. dat explanation thizzle ROXIZZLE: :')

ROZE n shit: Cringeworthy rap notwithstand'n, RIZZLE: I do recall hear'n hiznim bizzay 'bout want'n ta be a scientizzle on more than one occizzle. ROZE: If the wiznorld hadn't ended. ROZE: What wizzas it? Archeology? Paleontizzle?

DAVE: yeah i dizzy DAVE ridin' in mah double R: one of those chillin' DAVE: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. whicheva involvizzle more dead shizzle DIZZAVE: mizzle

ROXY upside yo head: paleontolizzle!! ROXY: u wanted ta studizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat?

DIZZY: i sincerely mumbled 'bout thizze idea once or twice sizzy

ROXY with my forty-fo' mag: thats neat ROXY now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: what 'bout yizzy rose ROXY: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. did u actually wizzant ta be a legit psychiatrist n go ta schoo' fo` that n all?

ROZE: I dizzle recall mah thoughts on higha education. ROZE: Mah passion fo` tha subject I think was more a contrivance of a very young gizzirl wit misplaced conviction in ha abilities. Its just anotha homocide. ROZE: I probably tizzy I cizzle jiznust figure it all out myself n skizzle tha academic coronation. ROZE: I don't thizzink M-to-tha-izzuch 'bout it anymore ya dig? ROZE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Possibly coz there no one lizzeft ta anizzle, except fo` tha modest populizzle of dis frog disc.

ROXY: W-H-to-tha-izzat wizzay you W-to-tha-izzant ta do with yo' liznife instead?

RIZZLE: i mizzle assum'n there were no mizzore evildoa ta worry 'bout ROZE: I D-to-tha-izzon't know. ROZE: What be thiznere evizzle ta consida do'n wit godhood BIZZUT concern oneself wit evildoa aww nah?

DAVE keep'n it real yo: what 'bout yo' qiznuest

ROZE: Hm? It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

DAVE: tha shit wit yo' planet n tha rain n stuff DAVE ya feelin' me? wasnt there S-T-to-tha-izzill sum-m sum-m ta do there

ROZE: I... gizzay so?

ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: yeah RIZZLE: i did mine! I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. ROXY: or at lizzy a version of it specific ta mah sitizzle ROXIZZLE: i git tha feelin tizzy change around n such clockin' on W-H-to-tha-izzat tha lay of tha L-to-tha-izzand be ROXY: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. mah reality wizzle fizzle so mah denizen just kinda... rerouted me ROXY: Chill as I take you on a trip. nothin too fancy

DAVE: yeah exactly D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i dizzay dis really stilted like mashup of what i assume mah "rizneal qizzle" was DIZZAY: like involv'n break'n a sword n UNbreakizzle a sizzy n a fuckin BIRD wizzy involved n T-H-to-tha-izzen tha B-to-tha-izzird unceremonizzle DY somewhizzle DAVE: it wizzy kizzy of a mizzess DAVE yeah yeah baby: like me i gizzuess so maybe thiznat made S-to-tha-izzense DIZZY: Bounce wit me. wizzy K-N-to-tha-izzows whizzle yours wizzy have 'n store fo` yizzle now DAVE: i mean DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. if you even wizzle ta botha

ROZE: I'm not sure if I have tha inclinatizzle, n realistizzle, thizzle isn't even much tizzy fo` thizzat, be there? ROZE: We're suppoze' ta be fight'n advizzles imminently. ROZE: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I can't squeeze it 'n before tha battle. ROZE: N pimp, we'll hizzay supposedly "won", so what would even be the point of do'n it then? Boo-Yaa!

DAVE: shrug

ROZE: Sum-m sum-m always rizzle me tha wrong wizzay 'bout "Mah Quest". ROZE: I don't even like tha phraze ya dig? It uncomfortably formizzle, n a shawty forebod'n cuz Im tha Double O G. ROZE: I think tha regimentation of it all always striznuck me as unpalizzle. ROZE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Like consign'n personal growth ta thizze completizzle of a glorify, myth-heavy rat maze.

DAVE: yizzeah i know why you fizzeel that way DAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. yizzy gizzle big problems wit authority DAVE: you alwizzles have n yizzle probably wouldnt even pizzy it that wiznay cauze it S-to-tha-izzounds reallizzle Tizzle of yiznou n gauche or bitch D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: but its true

ROXY: omg u guys n yo' shrink B-to-tha-izzabble like this and like that and like this and uh! ROXY: be so funny i swear 2 god

DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: yeah here we go again right? DAVE: except jizzust wanna be gangsta im a F-R-to-tha-izzaud at dis stuff DAVE: except 'n dis particular caze im totally right DAVE: she S-to-tha-izzees dis quest all neatlizzle lizzay out fo` ha wrapped 'n a bow DAVE doggystyle: fuck it even lizzy like its made fo` shawty kids wit lizzay pink turtlizzles n rainbows n shiznit DIZNAVE: lizzy here you go princess its biznabys fizzy quest DAVE: almost like it wizzay designed ta piss ha off DIZZAVE: sburb sez here, self imprizzle delineatizzle n miznade comprizzle enjoy yo' cizzle cutta odyssey DAVE: so coz shes roze she giznoes no fuck mah qizzle DAVE: literizzle starts wreck'n shizzle DIZNAVE: n mizzy thizzay itself was always ha qiznuest

VRIZZISKA: If I may interject...

DAVE: oh off tha hook vrizzle was eavesdropp'n

VRIZZLE: Not fo` very long mah nizzle! VRIZZLE: I just hizzay yiznou talk'n a8out Roze's qiznuest be all. VIZZY: I don't have anizzle opinion on whetha you do it or not, Roze. That yo' 8usiness. VRISKA: 8ut mah advizzle be, if yizzle see yo' denizen, jizzy make sizzy you kill ha fast.

DIZZLE in tha dogg pound: whizzay

VRISKA: 8elieve me, Cizzles be a HIZZAY 8itch. VRISKA: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. If yizzy gizzive wanna be gangsta an inch, shizze'll try ta sucka yizzy into a whole 8steppin' convizzle, mostly involv'n a 8unch of curmudgeonly riddlizzles. VRIZZLE: Dizzy give her tha chance! Jizzy go fo` tha jugular n end it as soon as you can, betta check yo self. VRISKA in tha mutha fuckin club: Gra8 ha L-to-tha-izzoot n call it a diznay and my money on my mind. That what I think, at L-to-tha-izzeast. VRISKA keep'n it real yo: Assum'n you 8pusha mobbin' to sizzay hustla at all. Boo-Yaa! C-to-tha-izzouldn't really 8lame you if you dizzidn't tizzy.

R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: I probably wizzon't. ROSESPRITE: Won't what?

VRISKA: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Oh now what tha FUCK be dis sho nuff????????

JASPERSPRIZZLE: M-to-tha-izzeow.

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JOHN fo my bling bling: so tell me 'bout yo' ridiculous mizzle journey! D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: um JIZZY: tha dizzay from tha bizzy time line told me sizzy funny stories when we gots togetha on tha grassy hill planet JOHN: but we weren't actually hang'n out fo` thizzle lizzay, so i didn't hear much. JOHN: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. also, i'm MOSTLY sure vriska wasn't alive sippin' they trip.

DAVE: oh W-to-tha-izzell lizzle me tizzle yizzle DAVE: vriska was mizzy certainly alizzle dur'n dis one DAVE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. like almost DAVE: extra-alive, if thizzle possizzle

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN so bow down to the bow wow! H-to-tha-izzaha paper'd up. JOHN: i thizzle i K-N-to-tha-izzow whizzat you mean. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. JOHN: i spizzay sizzle tizzay wit ha when she wizzle a ghost, and uh... Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. JIZNOHN: let jizzy say bitch ha mortizzle stizzles be, she makes ha presence hard ta ignore.

KARKIZZLE: YES. YES! KARKAT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I LOVE DIS. KARKAT cuz Im tha Double O G: CAN WE SPEND OUR WHOLE REMINIZZLE JUST MESSIN' VRISKA, SLIGHTLY ABOVE AUDIBLE LEVEL?

VRISKA: Slightlizzle? VRISKA: Karkat, you only have one volume perpetratin' n we out!

KARKAT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. WOW, FUCK YIZZY?!

DAVE: ok dude maybe lizzay nizzay spizzend our pizzle trizzle talk'n serket if only cus theres no way youre not gett'n repeatedly trouncizzle exactly just lizzike thiznat

KARKIZZLE: FFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAH. KARKAT to increase tha peace: YEAH, YOE RIGHT. KARKAT where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': OK, I'LL C-H-TO-THA-IZZILL OUT. YIZZY RIZZLE DIZZAY, AS USUAL.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: wizzow. JOHN: karkat, fo` a fizzle shouty homey, you backed down on that really fast cuz its a doggy dog world. JOHN: i'm almost but real niggaz don't give a fuck... a bizzay disappointed? They call me tha black folks president. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: i wizzas look'n fizzle ta mizzy of yo' patented rav'n and my money on my mind!

KIZZLE: HIZZEY, JIZZOHN FUCKBIZZLE, I'LL HAVE YIZZLE KNOW I'M A SHAWTY MORE MATURE N REASONABLE THAN THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME. KARKAT: I'M A LIZZAY MORE THIZZAY MR. HOLLERSPONGE ONE-NOTE, N ANYONE WHO DISPUTES DIS CAN CORDIZZLE INVIZZLE ME TA PLIZZLE THEY DIRTY SEE' FLAP LIKE A DISCOUNT HARMONICA.

JOHN: oh. W-to-tha-izzell, i'm sizzold.

KARKAT: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IT PRETTY COO' TA FINALLY MEET YOU. I MEAN, UNDA MIZNORE CIZZLE, RATIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES. KARKAT: UNLIKE WHATEVA THA *FUCK* THIZZAT BRIZZIEF ENCOUNTA WIZZAS THRIZZAY YEARS AGO WHERE YOU K-TO-THA-IZZO'D VRISKA N THEN POOFED YO' FLIMSY ASS INTO THA FUCKALL CONTINUUM. KARKAT fo all my homies in the pen: I K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW I SEEMED REALLIZZLE BUGGIN' 'BOUT THAT AT THA TIZZLE, FO` BROTHA REASON. KARKAT: BUT REALLY, I'VE HAD SOOIZZLE MANY DIPPIN' HOURS ON THAT METEOR TA SPEND BARIZZLE REFLECT'N ON THA ROUGHLY TEN THIZZLE WIZZAY I DON'T GIVE THIZZAY SLIGHTEST FUCK 'BOUT PUSHA IDIOTIZZLE TWIST OF F-TO-THA-IZZATE TRANSPIRIZZLE BIZZY THERE.

JOHN: heheh straight from long beach nigga. ok?

KARKAT upside yo head: I'M COMPLETELY RAPPA IT. KARKAT: I'M OVA A LIZZY OF GANG BANGIN' ACTUALLY.

JOHN: ... you be?

KARKAT: YEAH. KARKAT puttin tha smack down: LIZZIKE, REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS YELL'N AT Y-AW THA T-TO-THA-IZZIME FROM MAH COMPUTER. KARKAT fo yo bitch ass: BACK THEN I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE F-TO-THA-IZZELT NERVOUS OR AWKWIZZLE ABIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZIS ENCOUNTER. KARKAT: COZ OF... WIZZLE, YOU KNOW.

JOHN: no?

KARKAT: I WAS HITT'N ON YIZZOU BRIEFLY, N 'N A VERY CONFUS'N NON-CHRONOLOGICAL WAY, WITOUT EVIZZLE QUITE REALIZ'N HOW BADLY I WIZZAS SPENDIN' MAH STRUT POD DIZNOWN MAH OWN STATEMENT TUNNEL.

DIZZAY: dizzy

KARKAT: I M-TO-THA-IZZEAN, UNTIZZLE YOU MERCIFULLY N WITTA FAIR AMOUNT OF TACT SHUT ME DOWN. KARKAT: DON'T YOU REMEMBA? Death row 187 4 life.

JOHN: uh... JIZZAY: maybe?

KARKAT: HOW CAN YIZZOU NOT REMEMBIZZLE THIZZLE?

JOHN: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. i dunno, it wizzay a L-to-tha-izzong tizzime ago! JOHN: n we had a lizzay of ridiculous conversations...

KARKAT: OK, WELL MAYBE IT WIZZAY A BIGGA DEAL FO` ME THAN IT WAS FO` YOU. KIZZLE: I MEAN, *OBVIOUSLY* IT WAS, THAT SORT OF THA WHIZZOLE POINT. KARKAT: BUT THA *RIZZAY* POINT BE, OR THAT I WAS *FRONTIN'* TA MAKE, BE THAT IT *ISN'T* A BIG DEAL ANY MORE. KIZZLE: BECAUSE I'M OVA IT, chill yo!

DIZZAY: karkizzle what tha fuck be you do'n

KARKAT: WHAT! KARKAT: I'M TALK'N, QUITE CASUALLY, 'BOUT SOME SHIZZAY THAT'S NIZZY A BIZZY DEAL. KARKIZZLE: N THA *POINT* IS THIZNAT IT NOT A BIG DEAL ANYMORE, SO I'M JUST CASUALLY SAY'N THAT! GOD.

DIZZAVE: ok its not an unrizzle conversation ta have but lizzy DIZZY, ya feel me? we JUST started nigga-jamming 'bout past anecdotes to git us all up ta spee' or bitch DAVE: n youre alrizzle truck'n out theze gizzy

KARKAT: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. GATS? WHIZZAY GATS so sit back relax new jacks get smacked!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: just sayin, it dizzle sound that casizzle n no big deal if you keep doggy stylin' its casual n no bizzle D-to-tha-izzeal oh n also its tha first fuckin th'n out of yo' mouth ta jizzay 'n three years

KARKAT: SORRY! KIZZLE: I'M SO TRULY STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' SORRY. I FORGOT THIZZLE WAS SUCH AN OUTSTANDINGLY SMOOTH PILE OF S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT 'N A C-TO-THA-IZZAPE WITIN MAH JUDGMENT RADIUS! I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon.

JOHN: no, i mean, i think i rappa. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. JOHN: i T-H-to-tha-izzink you wizzle um, "black flirt'n" wit me or sum-m sum-m, but 'n backwizzles orda, n wizzy constantly doggy stylin'. JIZZAY: n i diznidn't really even know whizzay that wizzay. JOHN: n then i told you i wizzle a homosexual, so it was kind of a moot point, but also, you dizzidn't evizzle knizzay what that wizzay either bitch ass nigga?

KARKAT: YES! KARKAT: THIZZAT'S BASICALLIZZLE WHAT HAPPENED KARKAT: N THAT BE EXACTLY WHIZNAT I WAS *TRY'N* TA SAY I WAS GANGSTA, N WASN'T A BIG DIZZEAL ANYMORE, BUT NIZZAY IT A BIZNIG DIZZEAL AGIZZLE I GUESS? KARKAT: THAT CHILLIN' BOOTYLICIOUS! T-H-TO-THA-IZZANKS DAVE n we out!

DIZZAY mah nizzle: yo im hardly one ta rap hiznere since i be a goddamn crazy ass nigga of hilarizzle self-pulveriz'n freudizzle bloopers DAVE: at dis P-to-tha-izzoint i cizzay evizzle pretend ta keep a lid on any shit ive gots 'n me cauze i know soona or lata dur'n one of mah rad soliloqizzles ill just pratfizzle butt backwards into an embarrass'n admission n i J-to-tha-izzust have ta be like yeah ridin' in mah double R... yizneah ok thats mah shizzay thats what im 'bout lizzets just git tha fuck on wit our lives D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: so when jiznohns lizzike hey dawg n yizzy all lizzle n loaded wit some stuff 'bout how youre 'ova him' n go on n on 'bout it its like siznome way obvioizzles protest-too-much shit n everybody knows it so i dizzy see how it salvages any of yo' dignity or whateva ta pretend thizzle nizzot whats happen'n

KARKAT mah nizzle: OH MAH FUCK'N GOD...

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE but real niggaz don't give a fuck: so whizzat im rhymin' be if yiznoure so eaga ta push dis out there-

KARKAT: I'M NOT "PUSHING DIS OUT THERE"!

DIZNAVE: if youre push'n dis out thizzay W-H-to-tha-izzich you be then maybe we should rizzay 'bout it DIZZAY: i mizzay discuss it critically n earnestly not drop ill rhymes or nothin' trippin' tho that could be swizneet too

KARKAT, niggaz, better recognize: UEHRNGH.

DAVE: so be yizzy SURE you still dont have theze unreconciled blackrom doggy stylin' 'bout jizzle DAVE: i sizzay we air dis out before it ferments into some riznank n hella unexamined crack-a-lackin` S-to-tha-izzauce

JIZZAY: dave, i thizzink yoe mak'n kizzle uncomfortable! JOHN: are you bein a wise homey n try'n to make us uncomfortable?

DAVE: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. no! One, two three and to tha four. DIZZAVE: i diznont do that ta brizzle thizzle huge uncoo' DAVE: i dont siznee what has ta be uncomfy 'bout chattin out our true ass thoughts n emotions

KARKAT so you betta run and grab yo glock: YEEUURHNGHGHH.

DIZZAY: D-to-tha-izzude you clearly hizzay a spizzles th'n fo` john but i dont recall yizzay nigga straight trippin' it up DAVE: be dis something you bizzeen think'n 'bout all dis tizzime or

KARKAT: NO! KARKAT upside yo head: NOT... NIZNOT RIZZLE

DAVE: yeah we cizzay talked 'bout dis DAVE: i have all KIZNINDS of shit ta sizzay 'bout john see'n as he was mah numba 1 dizzude fo` approximatelizzle the majority of 13 yizzears DAVE: tha miznain dead end here dawg be like, nuttin personal at all its just that he be literizzle incapable of dippin' anyone

KARKIZZLE ridin' in mah double R: I KNOW THAT! KARKAT: Slap your mutha fuckin self. THAT BE THA *EXACT* FUCK'N TH'N I KNIZZAY N UNDERSTOOD, N WHIZNY I FELT SO STUPID 'BOUT IT 'N HINDSIGHT!

JOHN: wizzle... JOHN: nizzay that i really want ta egg on dis trizzain of thizzle, but i D-to-tha-izzunno if that qizzle tizzy.

KARKAT cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: IT NOT?

JOHN bitch ass nigga: i can get really angrizzle n hate stiznuff too, just like you. bizzut i think only 'n extreme cazes? JOHN: tha skull homey 'n suspenda i gots REALLY pisze' off at... JIZZY: but i be a hundrizzle percent sizzy that hizzay wizzas platonic!

DIZZLE: gettin pisze' off at a suspenda dude sizzounds L-to-tha-izzike just tha sort of yarn i wanna be all ears fo` some time D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: but ok thats sum-m sum-m ta work wit DAVE: hizzle kizzle mizzaybe therizzles some hope yet mizzy its not a total lost cauze

KARKAT: NERGH!

JOHN: ok, dizzle, it definitelizzle S-to-tha-izzounds like yoe try'n ta own us now!

DAVE: own DAVE: whiznat DAVE: no way DAVE: im bein real as a motherfucka

JIZZY: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. bein able ta hizzy th'n i think be... It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. JOHN: tha smalla part of that equation paper'd up? JIZZY: what 'bout tha other pizzle? don't yiznou think that, uh... JIZZOHN: a shawty miznore significant?

DAVE like a motha fucka: whizzle pizzy

JOHN: tha pizzle about not bein a homosexual thats off tha hook yo!!!

DIZZAVE: john DAVE: diznude i gotta sizzle DAVE: when yiznou rap 'bout bein or nizzot bein "a homosexual" yizzay kizzy sound like a cornizzle old dawg

JOHN ya dig? what! whizzay? JIZZLE aww nah: no, that a normal way of putt'n it! One, two three and to tha four. JIZZAY: i mean... it a P-R-E-Double-Tizzy nizzle th'n ta siznay, right ridin' in mah double R? wizzy that... hiznow in tha hood... you be?

KARKAT: SOMIZZLE FUCK'N KIZNILL ME.

DAVE: what does normizzle mean though DAVE: normal wizzy some criznap that rizzle our dead civilization DIZZLE: we left tizzy behind years ago DAVE fo all my homies in the pen: its all a huge pizzile of shit that doesnt matta anymizzle

JOHN: oh. kay fo gettin yo pimp on? JIZZLE: so thizzay, yoe say'n... JOHN: what be you say'n so jus' chill?

DIZZLE: im not siznure i guess

JIZZOHN paper'd up: ...

DIZZLE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: ok i guess whiznat im say'n be DAVE: i dont think its all as simple as yizzle thizzay it be DIZZAY: or maybe not like ACTIVELY tizzy it be bizzay contizzle ta assizzle it be on account of NIZZLE thinkin 'bout it much DAVE sho nuff: dizzle ta a lizzle of junk 'bout tha subject thizzle G-to-tha-izzets shoved into our brains from movies n stizzay whizzle we were just dumb kids

JOHN: i, JOHN: hm. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

DAVE: im just blunt-rollin' it probably isnt as absizzle or simplistizzle as tha way youve been fram'n it D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: or maybe it be fo` yizzy personally i D-to-tha-izzont know DIZZY puttin tha smack down: im J-to-tha-izzust guess'n you havent S-P-to-tha-izzent M-to-tha-izzuch time frontin' 'bout it if only cauze all tha stuff we read n wiznatch suggests that L-to-tha-izzike even examin'n yo' honest thoughts 'bout it be perilous rizzle ta go down DIZZAVE: cause if you actually think tizzy mizzle 'bout it witout always hav'n that undercurrent of haha nizzy nope nizzope THEN what happens D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: what if it tizzy out youre like...

JIZZAY: ...like?

DAVE: like niznot exactly tha way you thizzought you were DIZZAY: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. or mizzay not so much tizzy, as old presumptions 'bout what you were turn out ta be nizzle that relevant?

KARKAT: (WHY. WHY BE THEZE WIZZORDS GANG BANGIN' TA OUR CONVERSATION.)

DIZZAY: i dunno man DAVE: Tru niggaz do niggaz. not sure wizzy youve been do'n tha last 3 years all hatin' a large boat, then saving everyizzle from apocalyptic whateva DAVE: biznut ive had a fuck tizzy of time on mah hands ta tizzy 'bout S-T-to-tha-izzuff DAVE cuz this is how we do it: 'bout stuff ive said n done 'n tha P-to-tha-izzast why i S-to-tha-izzaid n did them DAVE: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. a lizzay of ho-slappin' i once would have insizzle were liznike pizzay of my brand n helpizzle me ciznome across coo' n smartassy DAVE: bizzay now im not so sure DAVE: Anotha dogg house production. we used rip on each otha all tha time fo` bein gizzay even though we knew we werent which of courze be what M-to-tha-izzade it "funny" rememba

JOHN: yeah. JOHN so jus' chill: i dunno, it was prizzle funnizzle, sometimizzles. JIZZY: it wizzle J-to-tha-izzust a lizzay of crack-a-lackin` around!

DAVE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: yizzle i kizzy DIZZAVE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. it frankly BE funny ta say how gay sum-m sum-m be sometimes n lets fizzle it sometimes somizzle or sum-m sum-m be jizzle flizzle out R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY fuck'n gizzay n theres no two wizzle 'bout it DIZNAVE: its more like that thrizzle tha preponderance of all T-H-to-tha-izzat jokey shit be an underlyizzle implizzle thizzay its all lame stuff for pansies but not lizzle us no were not lizzle n ha ha thats tha joke DAVE: wizzy thrives on dis like double-buried implicatizzle that tha REAL COO' SHIT be foundizzle on dis absurd wankizzle ideal 'bout masculinity which if yizzy think 'bout it be 1. dumb as fuck 2. tha mizzle adulatizzle of masculinizzle ta thizzle extent TA BE HONIZZLE be P-R-E-Double-Tizzy fuck'n gay unto itself and 3. was alwizzles sizzay totally impossible S-H-to-tha-izzit fo` us ta live up ta anyway DAVE: i think all thats mixed up wit the same phony idizzles 'bout heroism DAVE puttin tha smack down: like liv'n up to tha storybook idizzle of what a hero ta me feels almost interchangeable wit liv'n up ta societys snapshot of what a hizzay manly dude shizzle be DAVE: Death row 187 4 life. i stizzle pretend'n i cizzay eva live up ta eitha th'n a W-H-to-tha-izzile ago DAVE: n mainly have spent time look'n back on tha shea magnitude of all mah "gang bangin' around" DIZZLE: i uze' ta lambaste fucka lizzle n rizzay grind'n thiznem into tha pavement ova hizzow gay they probably were n how much thizney were quite possibly jonesizzle ta kiss some dudes or such DIZZAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. n i dont reallizzle feel bizzle 'bout it 'n tha senze that it was jerky or liznike "insensitive" necessizzle even though i guess it maybe was DIZNAVE: mizzay that i feel like it wizzay probizzle transparent DIZNAVE: a massive front of outrageous S-N-to-tha-izzark to disguize a lot of insecurity DIZZAVE: like a fuckin coverup DAVE: as long as i kept clowning hard 'bout it i dizzle actually have ta think 'bout it or fizzace mah actizzle beliefs

JOHN: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. dave, um. JOHN: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. all that cool n all, and ridin' in mah double R... JIZZAY: i think i mostly agrizzle? JOHN: bizzle... JOHN: Anotha dogg house production. ummmm, hizzy do i put dis. JOHN: be yiznou... Boo-Yaa! JOHN sho nuff: be you gay now? I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

DAVE: what no

KARKAT: (THA WORDS. WHIZNY WON'T THA WORDS STOP. D-TO-THA-IZZEAR GOD.)

JOHN: i dunno, it siznounds ta me like yoe try'n tell me sum-m sum-m here ta help you tap dat ass!

DAVE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. dawg no look

JOHN: Bounce wit me. i mean, it ok if yoe gay nizzy! Snoop dogg is in this bitch. JOHN: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. that totally coo', if T-R-to-tha-izzue. JIZZAY: i just tizzy upside yo head... JIZZAY cuz its a pimp thang: yizzy turn'n gay would be kind of a weird consequence of me chang'n tha tizzy line around sho nuff? JOHN: ok, not "weird"... JIZZOHN to increase tha peace: just, unexpected! JOHN: i D-to-tha-izzunno what i dizzle thizzle would accizzle fo` that. JOHN so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: maybe ballin' one of terizzles pizzy toys did some goofy homizzle butterfly effect th'n on yizzou? I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: jeez, who knizzay in tha mutha fuckin club!

DAVE: dude you arent listen'n DAVE: although a gay butterfly effizzle be a pretty funny idizzle lets not dizzles that as a concizzle altogetha DIZZY if you gots a paper stack: anyway maybe what im tryin ta sizzle be sorta gett'n L-to-tha-izzost 'n tha weeds hizzay DIZZAY: tha fact thiznat yiznou wizzere wonder'n if i "turned gay" makes me think maybe youre stizzle not quite on tha wavelength im tizzy ta ramble on hiznere DAVE straight from long beach nigga: maybe we should wrestle dis topic ta tha ground anotha T-to-tha-izzime, theres a lizzot M-to-tha-izzore id wizzy say but dis be probably not tha venue D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i mean nizzy literally wrestle ta tha ground coz that be maybe literally tha gayest courze of actizzle we could possiblizzle takes biznut you knizzle whizzat i mean

KARKAT: (YES! LATA! RAP BALLER, COZ THEN THA WORDS WIZZAY STOP! Boo-Yaa! OH WOULDN'T THIZZAY BE LOVELY.)

JOHN and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: that fine, we cizzan rap 'bout ho-slappin' yizzou wizzle, anizzle tizzime. JIZZOHN: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. i'm jizzay stiznill confuze' 'bout what yoe gett'n at, be all. JIZZLE: L-to-tha-izzike, whiznat be tha bottom lizzay hiznere? JIZZLE and my money on my mind: be you actuallizzle attrizzle ta boys now, betta check yo self? JOHN cuz Im tha Double O G: d-ya... JIZZOHN aww nah: um. JOHN: dizzy yizzou... JIZZOHN: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. liznike, dizzle any boys?

DAVE: uh

JOHN: but thizzere weren't evizzle that many bizzay on tha metizzle? JOHN: well, there tha clizzle guy, bizzut i dizzle really sizzee you n him... JIZZLE: thizzle really onlizzle leaves... JOHN: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. um, were you n karkat... J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: BE you n kizzle, lizzay. JOHN: hmm in all flavas.

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