#then im like “huh? where did that come from???”
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fates collide — 양정원 ∞︎︎
you and this hot man you hooked up with once at a party could not stop meeting, he kept following you around, just wanting to hook up again. or maybe he wanted more? you never know until you get a taste?
cyclist!jungwon x fem!reader
this was written for @jungsdesire i hope you like it doll. kisses kisses!
“look who it is!” jungwon tuts, slipping his helmet off and grinning at you. a light blush crosses your cheeks, not a flustered one, an angry one. why was he everywhere you went? In the supermarket, at the convenience store, even at your favorite restaurant. he just found a way to you, like you two were magnets and gravitated toward each other. The hot, burly, and awfully rideable, yang jungwon, could just never stay out of your path. ever since you hooked up with him that one night you couldn’t seem to steer clear of the brown haired man.
jungwon hops off his motorcycle to cross the crosswalk between the two of you. “hello dear.” jungwon says, the smirk on his face highly evident. “jungwon. pleasure seeing you here..” you trail off. “and everywhere else i go” you mutter. “ah you’ve noticed.” jungwon smiles. “i’ve been meaning to talk to you for a while actually.” he confesses. this catches you off guard. “wow, about what exactly?” you question. jungwon licks his lips, his smirk never fading. “when’s our next hookup?” shit. you’d forgotten about what you said that night. when it was all a flurry of pleasure and excitement, you said you’d hookup with him as many times as he wanted. and you were not one to back down on promises, especially from a cocky, arrogant, son of a bitch. “whenever you want it to be.” you faux coo. “that’s great, how about my place, tonight. got any plans?” you didn’t have plans, but you wanted to lie and say you did. “mhm, going to the uh..” you thought. “great.”jungwon smiles. “my place, 9:00pm.” he says. “or do you need a ride? you know, before you ride me?” he smirks. this time your cheeks rushed pink from embarrassment. “mmh..i guess.” you bite the inside of your cheek. “c’mon darling, make sure you hold on tight.” he says as he pulls you onto the motorcycle.
as jungwon speeds down the freeway, your hands grip his back for support, you were terrified of falling off. jungwon looked back at your expression, holding in a chuckle. “you’re a bit red, doll. calm down. we’re almost there.” he says, taking a sharp turn that was sure to throw you off the motorcycle. “here we are.” when you heard jungwon was rich, you didn’t think he was rich rich. you pull up to a large penthouse apartment. “jungwon..you live here?” you ask. “mhm..now come on, we have a fun night ahead of us.”
immediately as you walk into his apartment, his arms wrap around your waist as his hot kisses pepper your neck. “mmh..jung..” you whine as he pushes you up against one of the huge high rise windows. “look at, you’re a beauty.” he tuts. you roll your eyes, squeezing your thighs together as the heat rises. slick drips down your thighs and stains your skirt slightly. jungwon raises an eyebrow. “ah..look at this, you’re oh so wet for me already huh?.” he says. “please..j-jungie..” you whine. “good girl, turn around and bend over. im going to fuck you where the whole city will see, you want that?” he whispers, his vanilla scented breath in your ear. “p-please.” you say again as he slide his cock out of his pants and lifts your skirt. “mhm.” he hums, sliding himself into you perfectly. “fuck.” he moans. “you’re still as tight as when we first fucked, do i need to stretch out this pretty little cunt of yours again?” he tsks. you’re response is incoherent, moaning and whining. “god! please jungie! mmh.” you say, bucking your hips back into his, causing a delicious prick at your cervix. yours and jungwons moans fill the room and lewd clapping and squelching sounds follow.
“fuck! jung!, ‘m so fucking cl-.” you moan out as you squirt your hot, white, liquid down his cock. jungwon follows soon after, his ropes of cum spurting into you. after a minute he pulls out of you, cum dripping down your legs as you kneel, exhausted. “look at you, you giant whore.” he smirks. “see all the people watching?” he points down out his window to a crowd of people, watching you two. you blush, glad you’re still fully covered. “come on, let’s get you cleaned up.” jungwon says, you stand up and turn towards him, cum still dripping uncontrollably down your thighs.
#not bored huening#koaz writes#notboredhuening#enhypen#enha x reader#enhypen x engene#enhypen smut#enha smut#enha#jungwon#yang jungwon#yang jungwon smut#jungwon hard hours#stan enhypen
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Nothing Feels Better
Lando Norris x Fem!Reader
summary- the legendary win. a win no one will forget
a/n- AGGHHHHH I'M STILL NOT OVER HIS WIN IT FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM FRGRGHSKFQWRJ. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this, I'm sorry if this is bad, I'm still improving🤍
The atmosphere in the McLaren hospitality was tense. No one relaxed after Lando pit. Each and everyone in the hospitality was a nervous wreck, their eyes focused on the gap between him and Max.
You were sitting with Ria and Aarav, heart racing, praying to all the gods for no fuck ups. The safety car ended and the tension levels in the hospitality were at an all time high with Verstappen lining his car up almost next to Lando. Everyone was up from their seats. This was it.
Once the green flag was waved, Lando pulled away with ease but Max was well within DRS range. But with pressure from Charles and Carlos right on his tail, Max had to focus on defending his position rather than fighting Lando for P1, although the gap between Lando and Max kept giving you mini heart attacks with it decreasing and increasing every millisecond.
Lap 33 to Lap 56 went by in the blink of an eye. It was the last lap of the race. No one in the hospitality dared to move till he passed the last corner of the track. After he did, the entire hospitality emerged in cheers, mechanics running over to the pitwall grill and climbing it to cheer your boyfriend on his very first of many wins in Formula 1.
You however stayed put where you were holding Ria's hand, both of your eyes glued to the screen until Lando crossed the finish line. You were completely shocked. Your boyfriend had won the Miami Grand Prix. LANDO WAS A RACE WINNER. Now, everything was a blur to you, all you were thinking about was running to Parc Fermé and smothering your boyfriend in kisses.
Lando was the last to reach Parc Fermé. He got out of his car and ran towards the mechanics, jumping on them. Next he came to you and captured your lips in a passionate kiss, you crying into the kiss. You pulled him into a hug before he left for the post race interview, "I'm so so so proud of you my love. My future champion, I love you.", you whispered into his ears. Lando whispered a quick 'I love you' to you with a cheeky wink before he rushed for his interview.
"Lando Norris, how does it feel to be an F1 Grand Prix winner?" Jenson asked him. "About time huh? Fuck, sorry. But yeah, it feels surreal. I'm so thankful for my team, my family, my friends, my girlfriend Y/N who is right there for their constant support. I wouldn't recommend recording her right now she's a mess." he chuckled. "But yeah, a huge thanks tot the team for believing in me, I finally delivered to them."
Once the podium celebrations were over, Lando and you went back to his drivers room. As soon as he locked the door, he pulled you in for a long, messy, passionate kiss. "I'm beyond proud of you baby. it was always a matter of when, not if. There's so much more to come for you. My future champ." You spoke into the kiss. "thank you so much for supporting me through this baby. I wouldn't have bee able to do this without you. I love you babygirl." he said. "I love you so much more"
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yourusername P1 BABYYYYYYYYY 🏆🏆🏆 THE LOVE OF MY LIFE GOT HIS MAIDEN WIN TODAY. IM SO INSANELY PROUD OF U POOKIE🤍🤍🤍🤍 THIS IS ONE OF MANY MANY MORE TO COME♾️🧡
ALSO GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO "LANDO NOWINS" U WILL NOT BE MISSED
landonorris thank u so much babygirl couldn’t have done it without ur constant support🤍🤍🤍🤍
fernandoalo_official bravooooo👏🏼👏🏼
lewishamilton WELL DONE.
lnfour HE’S A RACE WINNER NOW GUYS🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
user okay but is anyone going to talk about how Y/N and ria fell when he crossed the finish line😭😭
— user that and how Y/N sprinted to climb the pitwall grill with the mechanics to cheer lando on 🥹😭
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#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x y/n#f1 x reader#ln4#ln4 x reader#ln4 imagine#ln4 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x y/n#f1 imagine#f1 x you#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fluff#formula 1#miami gp 2024#f1#formula one#mclaren f1
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Okay I've had this concept on my mind for days on end and it's driving me insane 😵💫 I was thinking of an Smut Adam fic(reader is fem) and him thinking that he can just have his way with the reader bc he's a cocky mf and I LOVE cocky men, especially when they get put in their place 👀 you see where I'm going with this?? I just wanna see this man crumble and whine and be the biggest brat while his pride is just going down the drain 😩 you can tell I've been wanting to request something like this huh?? But let's be honest, we all like seeing men with big egos crumble and swallow their pride right?? Like come on👀 also if you can make a little addition to the reader I'd like them to be somewhat gothic yk? I mean who dominates bratty men better than goth women?? I'm not religious but LORD HAVE MERCY on my soul cuz I don't even like Adam 😭 but something about putting that egocentric MF in his place really does something for me 😫 all it takes for for a paper man to crumble is to go for their ten foot tall ego
♡put 'im in his place! | adam x reader.
A/N: I have romantic feelings for you holy. This cocky bastard deserves this and I love you. Goth bitch dominating OG dick is what I need. MINORS DNI!
Adam was a cocky bitch and everyone knew that. Even you. But that didn't stop you from thinking he was attractive. Of course, that fucker basked in the attention you gave him. When it came time for the bedroom, Adam already had a plan. By the end, he was gonna make you scream his name. Where did he go wrong?
"Wh-What is wrong with you?" Adam asked as you were tying his hands up, "I'm the one who should be doing this, loser."
You pressed your knee against his clothed crotch. "Shut up. You're such a prideful bitch and you should learn your lesson."
"Bitch? You're calling me a bitch?" Adam seethed. He was gritting his teeth, trying to keep up his pride. It wasn't working. You could obviously see through him.
"Yeah. Bitch." You painstakingly pulled his boxers down, revealing his dripping cock. You wrapped your pretty hand around it and started pumping it up and down.
"I ha~ate you..." Adam scowled, "Wait, why'd you stop?"
"Ah ah, I'm not going to keep stroking until you admit you're a cocky brat who needs to be tamed," You tsked.
"Fine. I'm," Adam hesitated. His eyes met yours and you smiled at him sadistically and sweetly, "I'm a cocky bear who needs to be tamed."
"Good boy, I'll let you inside me, as a special reward," You sat on his dick. Adam let out a high pitched noise. "Woah, didn't know you could make noises like that."
"Shut up." Adam looked away, embarrassed.
You were gyrating your hips, digging your black nails in Adam's back. "You close?"
Adam stayed silent.
"You speak when you are spoken to, slut," You pinched his nipple.
"Close, 'm close~" Adam whined.
"Wait til I cum," You ordered.
When you did, you pet Adam's shoulder. Adam moaned as he came inside of you. "I'm never doing this again."
"Sure you won't. That's what they all say," You giggled, snuggling up to him.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin x reader#x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#♡ a blessing from the stars!#hazbin hotel smut#hazbin hotel adam#adam x reader
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Either it's because I'm a triple A battery (AroAce AuDHD) or those two really didn't have chemistry.
#Theres been a few times when im reading a book or watching a show where two characters interact and all of a sudden they're making out#then im like “huh? where did that come from???”#this doesn't include crackships where people ship random characters who've never met#cause they manage to develop them more and sometimes make me ship them#but when it's all of a sudden in canon it kinda irks me#the only example of this i can give is Lucas and Margot from the new Goosebumps series#idk#aroace#aromantic#asexual#random thoughts#ADHD#audhd#autistic#autism#forgot to mention on the crackship part sometimes i enjoy rhem cause its funny
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hey it's nanowrimo. i have tips bc i've done it about 34 times.
Don't edit. Ever. Stop it. If you just decide to start a new project half thru this one with all new characters, no problem. pick up and keep writing as if you'd already written the first half of that.
"but i spelled it wrong" whatever. "but the grammar" whatever. make it exist first. no time for sense. think like you're working on a typewriter. no backspace. only forward go.
Don't re-read further than a paragraph or two backwards. "did i mention the gun before?" listen - it doesn't matter. if you need there to be a gun there, the gun is there. put it back in once you finish the book.
"i forgot the specifics of X thing i already wrote" whatever. change it, make a note/comment to figure it out later, and just write what makes sense for the moment. "no raquel it's legit the characters name and origin" idc that character is now reborn as Claudius from Elsewhere. it's fine.
only you see your mistakes. nobody else knows. one of the ways writing and dance overlap - only you know the choreography. nobody else will know if you miss a step, so just keep dancing and pretend you meant to do it like that.
it's an illusion that you need to write linearly - from point A to point B to point C. Nah; that's just timeline propaganda. I've written a LOT of books out of order and just reordered them once i've finished. if you have a scene you'd LOVE to write but can't get there yet because of plot, just fuckin write the scene. I've always found its easier to establish "point F" "point J" and "Point A" and then wiggle my way between those scenes.
write what you WANT to write. 230 pages of smut? of well-researched discussion on bread? whatever. the point is to strengthen muscles however you can.
if you miss a day, a week, whatever. not the end of the world. we all have dry days. also time is a myth so u can do this challenge whenever u want.
as soon as you try to write for a specific audience, you kill your voice. you are writing for yourself. stop thinking about how people will take ur book. it don't matter. what matter is u, enjoying writing. i luv u.
play to your strengths. i have characters talk so much because i don't know how to write a plot if it kills me but i'm really good at dialogue so.
i love a flight of fancy. write a poem in there. shift tactics and write in code. keep it fun for yourself.
see what happens if you shift something major about ur main characters - gender, wealth, superpowers. or if you change point-of-view. or if you kill everyone in a big explosion. do NOT edit anything before this or after it. often these little weird one-off exercises teach me what interests me about what i'm working on. it is never what i thought. plus it is a fun way to add like 1k words.
stretch.
it's for fun and for practice. stop doing that project if it's giving you anxiety. once my nano was literally 50k words of half-started stories. just things i tried and tried and tried and wasn't able to flesh out. oops. but i am now 50k words of a better writer.
add dragons?
read books/listen to books on tape/etc. people often make the mistake of "buckling down" to just write. you need inspiration. you need to like. fill up on words. you need to remember how it feels to lose yourself in a story.
i don't have the time or space to really talk about this in this post but a lot of creative people turn to drugs/alcohol because it can help you be more creative. this is harmful, and walking a blade that only cuts deep. if you notice you and your loved ones are turning more to substances, please know i love you and i hope you are able to get help soon. i feel like this almost never gets mentioned because it's kind of a hazy underbelly to art. you are always more important than the work.
on that note. drink your fukin. water.
don't talk about a story until you've finished it. once you tell the story, it exists already, and isn't about discovery. i usually have a very canned "haha we'll see" response.
grapes :) tasty snack.
i love you be free.
#edit: the command not to talk about it is from personal experience!#i have heard Otherwise in the tags so i will edit to say:#if you've noticed that you tend to like Talk A Lot about ur piece but never WRITE it -#consider voice-to-text#also#u might be like me and ... need to figure it out on the PAGE and not OUT LOUD#i am often an auditory processor so i wont tell people specifics but i'll be like#huh. so i have a character who is in love .... and they don't know it#and my friend will be like ''oh they should kiss' and meanwhile#somehow#saying it out loud im like#yeah thank u ur right the dress SHOULD be purple that's what the problem has been <3#idk!!! it's up to you!!! my suggestion is to say LESS until you know for a FACT that saying MORE works better for you#-- always better to slowly unspool in ur exploration of that#than to accidentally talk too much and get Bored Of Project#idk idk idk#i have adhd so every book surprises me bc im like#wait where did any of this even COME FROM#and whatever little gremlin in my brain that writes is like :)#''heyyy girlie.......''#WHICH IS A LONG WAY TO SAY:#i didn't know about Not Talking About It as an option until i'd ruined a few projects!!#but there are people who need to do the other thing!!! and i love us both!!!!#wow brains are so funny!!!!
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!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]
REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#cw flashing lights#LOOORRD OF LIGHTNING SAAAAVE ME!!!!#RAAAHHHH I LOVETHIS SONG SO FUCKIN MUCH AND I LOVE GILLION SO FUCKIN MUCH RAAHHHH!! RAAHHHH!!!#BUT YES YES I HAD LIKE A WHOLE OTHER HALF TO THIS SKETCHED OUT BUT IT WONT FINISH COOKIN FOR A MILLION YEAARS!!!!#MAYBE SOMEDAY.....#ANYWAY. this is my first time actually syncing audio to my animations. normally i domnt know howww.#i animated it all in fire alpaca AND THEN i mixed everything in a pirated movie maker. it kinda uh. sucks. but its WHAT I GOT BAYBE!!#i relaly like how i animate swishy hair... i was inspird by eris from sinbad. i can only HOPE i got on that level w the watery flowyness#LIUGHTNING IS HARD TO ANIMATE TOO. I WATCHED ALOTTA VIDEOS ABSORBED MINIMAL TUTORIALS AND UHH I THINK I DID OKAY!!#better than bad!!! but i can still do better. eventually. ugh. FLASHING LIGHTS TOO HUH? U LIKE ANIMATINGB FLASHING LIGHT?#U LIKE MAKING THE BLACK N WHITE FLICKER RLY FAST UNTIL UR EYES BLEED OUT UR SKULL?? YEAAAHH YOU DO!!!#im also vry proud o the title cards i made at the beginning teheheheh. dependign on where riptide goes i MIGHT change it#BUT HEY THEORY TIME? I HOPE ONE OF THE GODDESSES COMES DOWN TO PILOT GILLIONS BODY SO THEY CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT O THE OTHER GODDESS#WHO IS ALSO IN SOMEONE ELSES MORTAL BODY. GODS COMING DOWN TO WREAK HAVOC OVER PETTY DISAGREEMENTS OOOGH HOW FUN!!#GOOD ON YOU CHAMPION!! YOUR VESSEL HAS BEEN TRAINED TO BE STRONG AND HARDY. PERFECT FOR CHANNELING DIVINE ENERGY.#OHHHH WHAT A PERFECT WEAPON YOU ARE. NOW GO AND IMMANENTIZE A WATERY ESCHATON#PARAGON OF OCEANS WRATH I WANT TO SEE YOU DROWN THE LAND. DESTROY!!! EAT!!! BURN!!! RAAAGHH I NEED GILLION TO GET MORE POWER!!!!#ALSO in other news i uh. actually posted this onto twitter forever ago but forgot to post it here bc i can only post it from pc and BABY!!#IM NOT ON THE COMPUTER OFTEN! NOT ANYMORE!! NOT ANYMOREE!!! IM FREE BAYBE!! i used to be so miserable. sometimes i think abt that.#ANYWAY. pls enjoy. just this much took so long. i love makin the lil guys move.... ouh.... hava good day if u get the chance to.
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So, where has third trend come from recently to make kobolds doglike/basically anthro dogs?
Cause, I grew up around D&D and w/ the Monster Manuals so kobolds to me have always been, like, mini dragonoid beings. Or lizard/reptile like. Small, scaley and bipedal. Which is cool. Love me some lil dragon guys.
But for some reason, recently, I keep seeing them depicted as, anthropomorphic dogs (ok, I've seen it twice but, that's two whole nickels). Like, LITERALLY just bipedal dogs. Not a few dog-like traits but, straight up dogs on two legs.
I literally did not click them as 'kobold' until the show straight up said so.
And yeah yeah i know that if you really wanna get technical, kobolds would just look like, little guys b/c traditionally they're just, mischievous little sprites like goblins and brownies.
But like. Why dogs?
#it's happened at least twice and im just like#huh?#where did this trend come from?#tiny bipedal wingless dragon like creatures are what i expect#not an anthro husky looking thing#dungeon meshi did it as did fluffy paradise
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what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.
#theo.txt#spn#charlie#spn spoilers#spn 10x21#almost none of the women who've gotten fridged on this show have deserved it but still#good god this one made me especially angry#why do you use this character for a plot point and then ship her off somewhere. to oz or to the afterlife. so often?#she was such a cool character with a good story that i enjoyed and related to and THIS is what they did with her?? and from my perusing she#doesn't even really come back like bobby occasionally does?? and his death. while devastating to me as somebody who really liked him. still#felt WAY better than this#sorry i ended that episode with my jaw on the fucking FLOOR oh my god. /neg#what did she have to die for? where is that post about female characters dying so male characters can feel sad but it's a gifset of all the#bullshit ass deaths of women on supernatural#i love the show fucking obviously but jesus h christ.#but also you know what. having the context that i have. still a fucked up thing to say but i see why dean says That to sam now during#charlie's funeral. it IS an interesting look into how they respond to the other one violating their wishes/freedoms and into their larger#dynamic actually! but thats not what this post is really about#wow. i am actually livid. poor fucking charlie.#if she was like a sister to the winchesters how about you bring her back huh? how about you revive her? jesus christ#i wonder what her heaven is like. i hope its dnd and movie night with the girls#i took a little break mid-typing this to see if i was just being insane and angry but no the super wiki has a whole section about the fan#outrage at charlie's death and the discussions it furthered about the show's misogynistic tendencies#and you know what? good!#ok anyway. im going to go browse charlie art and feel abnormal now.#supernatural#charlie bradbury
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i think this is because i just looked at s2 of vinland saga again, where they really improved how much einar mentioned his mother and sister, but einar here feels weird. maybe the manga's not as mindful of women before this arc where it feels like the author suddenly remembered they existed beyond family, victims, or lost potential wives, but seeing einar say this here... i cant help but think... he wouldnt say that lol...
#personal#vinland saga lb#'wow im sorry for woman?? HUH!' sir u were nice and friendly w ur mom and sis. where did the 'a woman wants to join us 🤔🤨/?!!?'#thought come from#im assuming the next season will be made and i hope its a bit different too#smth abt this just feels weird... like yukimura is holding all his characters hands and saying 'lets not think low of women'#when i never even thought einar would speak/think like that in the first place. and thorfinn too is like overly enlightened but still cant#include women in his thoughts? like hes nice but in an ignoring way almost?#they were just best friends w arnheid. what happened between then and now to where they're weirder abt a free woman#they were all literally slaves and cant even compare the thought of 'wow it sounds like shes being made to not do what she wants to do...'
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WHAT THE HELL NOBODY EVER TOLD ME TWO OF MY FAVE VILLAGERS GOT A LINE STICKER TOGETHER. ive loved tabby for YEARS like since 2019 at LEAST. and these stickers are from 2018 how did i not know !!! i love tabby and boots so much 😭😭😭 TABBY AND BOOTS ANIMAL CROSSING I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHH OOMFS FOREVER AND EVER
#im so happy any official content of tabby is awesome shes my fave i looooove her so much SHES SO SILLY!!!#and boots was one of my starting residents on acnh so he holds a special place in my heart#in case anyone was wondering which im sure you were not. my other starting villager on acnh was rocket and shes soooo silly i love rocket#not enough people love her like shes so silly. u are all HATERS#anyway i love talking about my acnh villagers I WISH I HAD MY ACNL ONES WRITTEN DOWN. the only ones i remember are tabby and kyle#but my acnh ones atm (and when i say atm i mean they will be probably til the end of time)#are my guy sherb (found on one of the ticket islands)#stiches (who i also found on an island i think?)#chai (i have her amiibo card shes so cute.)#tammi (another island find)#stella (man i really did just take the first villagers i found on an island and kept them huh)#rocket and boots (starter villagers)#tabby (I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRADE HER TO ME ON REDDIT I THINK? and then they were like oh if shes ur fave u can just have her +#like for free. AND THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME)#bea (i think she was also a ticket island thingy find)#and finally... tom (ok he has a fun story.#i think it was margie who lived on my island at the time and listen she was SUCH a sweetheart i wanted to keep her forever#(she replaced drift who i found on an island and he was mean to me so i have beef with him. still. like four years later.)#but them tom showed up as a camper and i got this crazy hit of nostalgia and i remembered my guy tom was in my childhood city folk town#and i was like. I MISS MY BOY. COME BACK TO ME. so he moved in)#umm only other villager we had was chadder which i think my little brother picked when we shared the island#i think i remember him saying he got chadder because of dantdm...? i dont remember the details#but i got the sanrio amiibo cards which i need to stress i had wanted for YEARS. i was so fucking happy when they got a rerelease#to the point where like. i couldnt get them at first because they sold out super fast. so#i bought them from someone in twitter dms im so serious. and it fucking worked thats how i got them#anyway i wanted chai to move in because shes my fave of that set (i love cinnamoroll) but i needed someone to move out#which i always get so sad about :( but my brother offered to take chadder so i felt a little better abt it#and then i think we forgot to like. have him come get chadder in boxes. so chadder went off somewhere hope hes living a good life#thats it i think. i wish i kept a list of all my villagers ever but considering ive been playing for a decade or so now that would be. crazy#muffin mumbles
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‘came from a fissure in the ground’ SHUT UP DEMISE CAME FROM THE DEPTHS SHUT UP
#omggggg shut up shut up shut up#the depths are the parallel world the inverted hyrule the dakr verison#monsters are descendants of demons the twili were cast back there for their crimes shut up#like yes its been kind of implied but I only just remembered that we have an actual underground world now#looking through the ss wiki for my story and the pieces clicked#the breach of demise was a chasm of malice so large and jagged it still has scars in the world thousands and thousands of years later.#having seen ganons smaller versions it really brings a shiver to your spine#so he really was hylias inverted dark side huh#top side she was only supposed to have the horned figure as her opposite but nope!! demise broke the rules#would that make the bargainer the opposite of the horned statue? calm and passive and making fair deals but ultimately a footnote in history#was the bargainner created as a weaker balance to demise?#im getting off topic I'll shut up now#where did all that zonaite come from then anyway#maybe its crystalised magic or smth like that theory on the magic gems of hyrule. because they regen unlike rubble and can make magic stuff#and modern hylians dont know another name for it so its called zonaite when its probably the equivalent of jade or emerald or smth XD.#totk#ss#loz ss#loz totk#tloz ss#tloz totk#loz demise#tloz demise#tears of the kingdom#skyward sword#loz tears of the kingdom#loz skyward sword#totk spoilers#only because nintendo kept hush about the depths
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Did everyone just now realize Matthew McConaughey is hot like what's going on
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cid gently kisses nero’s cheek. for valentione’s, then he goes back to ignoring him.
After Nero had shown up at the Ironworks out of the blue (his excuse was that he was bored, but the more correct answer was that he missed being able to more directly annoy Garlond and Co., and Jessie would still cut him paychecks for what she called 'comedic value'), he set right about inserting himself into proceedings despite pretty much everyone's pleas and threats.
It's important to feel like a valuable part of the team, and what's more valued than being better than everyone else to motivate them to try harder! Nothing. Exactly. You're welcome, Cid. Now, ask no further questions about Nero returning the absolutely exorbitant "tip"-- reasonable compensation-- he withdrew from Cid's funds after the Omega venture. Speaking of Omega, he's currently on a venture to recreate the Omega automaton that Biggs and Wedge had created, though with less sentience and more adaptable weapon capabilities.
He can tell Cid's footsteps from the sound of them, which is normal and the correct, average amount of attention to pay to your stupid rival. Nero intends to make Cid behold his artistic supremacy, the vision and mechanical skill required to make a tiny yet operable laser gun atop Omega's diminutive frame, and even gets the first few syllables of such out of his mouth.
The train of thought derails fantastically. Destruction on the tracks. Cid could probably be given a medal for actually putting Nero at a loss for words, even if it is a short-lived affliction. "Nh-- gweh-- what?"
Yet no explanation is forthcoming! Cid just leaves! He doesn't even turn his head at Nero's question! What was that about! Gross! Disgusting! Does Garlond think Nero's standards are so low as to accommodate him?! Nero's rival?! His motivation and favourite person to trouble and vex and--
Look, the moral of the story is that Nero's standards are obviously above where Cid not-even-that-great-is-he Garlond stands! And yet! There he goes, casual as you please! "Garlond!" Not even a flinch from him. The audacity! Nero's already scrambling up and out of his chair to pursue this cad. "Explain yourself! Not even a 'hello' or 'incredible contraption, my friend, you are certainly the best engineer on the star, better even than I'? At least buy me dinner!" It's the first step, Garlond!!!!! Wine and dine him first, you useless-----
#im about to go on a tangent thats just making fun of nero hold on#so theres this one tweet thats like#'ship where they made a promise as kids that if theyre not married at x age theyll marry each other#except one of them was always in love with the other so they kept trying to get in the way of their dating life'#and thats cidnero except instead of 'one of them was in love with the other' nero just is like#I REFUSE TO LET GARLOND WIN AGAINST ME!!! and spent so much energy trying to secretly bomb cids romantic life to keep him from Winning#that he never actually got around to the 'he has to date someone to get married to them first' part of the deal#wakes up one day realizing now the deal requires him and cid to marry like WHAT??? HUH>??? HOWD THAT HAPPEN??? you did this you idiot#thats a really long tangent ive just been thinking about it every time cidnero comes up bc only nero would be that stupid#nero voice I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO MY ACTIONS#ic : nero#ichoric#asks#i like writing nero because its just dez makes jokes: the saga#sometimes when i write nero the spirit takes me and the spirit is 'the joy of mocking adult men who should be better than this'
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I really couldnt live in a timeline where my college friend knew Im Normal bout sawashiro i really couldnt
#snap chats#and by Im Normal i mean Please Refer To My Posts From Last Year#absolutely sweatin bullets whenever hes on screen and i have to act normal or like i dont care#i dont even think she remembers any of the rgg cast anymore let alone sawashiro and how much i draw him LMAO#but no in the funny timeline where she does remember things and she does come over so we can finish this damn game#i just imagine her turning to me during the eye scene and just 🧍 This One ?? Right Here ??? That Your Mans ??#like yeah ASSHOLE he IS. hes the only one to Until Dawn this bullshit and not die despite the odds#this ideas esp funny to me cause last semester And This One i always bully her for all the guys she likes#and when i first did it she was like Ok What Do YOOU Find Attractive Then Huh#at the time im 90% sure i was hijikata posting or i was building up to that so i just stood there like 🧍 Youll Never Know#she be like ‘you bully me for MY tastes and yet you like guys who are deeanged’ like YEAH. its funny </3#the only normal answer i couldve given her at the time as masato tbh#youd have to skin me alive to get me to verbally admit i have Not Normal feelings over those blokes tho LMAOO#unless youre my childhood bestie <3 then we’ll giggle about sawashiro in the car LMAO#ok my dumplings are bout done then i have to take this bitch ass exam#its open note and like two hours tho its fine#also my evening class tomorrows cancelled so…… maybe y0 stream…. MAYBE.#DONT QUOTE ME I SUCK ok bye the pots angry CHRIST
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man. the notes on that post where i was a hater for 2 seconds really do serve to remind me why i strive to be a lover the rest of the time!!
#like MAN i fully understand where the bitterness comes from but i am personally so glad i can just step back#and not let people being fucking stupid on the internet ruin my fun so wholly#this is not to say that i never get annoyed by people being stupid on the internet bc god knows i do#but ive rly been trying to just step away from it all more in the past year-ish and its been soooo nice#i am simply here for a good time and everyone being a goddamn idiot does not exist to me. cant ruin shit for me if ur in the void huh!!#im a little tempted to delete that post bc i did not expect it to get notes beyond my immediate followers#and like i totally get where ppl salty abt how fandom treats kon are coming from#but also i kinda dont wanna see the negativity in my notifications im just here for a good time
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#||Audio||#{/Was listening through some lines on my computer and MAN}#{/this has always been my favourite leonard line; but it hits HARD even after all this time}#{/each time i play through leonard's regret i purposefully take longer just so i can try and get to hear this line lmao}#{/he sounds so TIRED and pathetic and literally about to keel over and ITS JUST???? paul st peter really went that hard huh}#{/AND THEN THERE'S THE CONTENT OF THE LINE ITSELF; SPECIFICALLY THAT 'STAY AWAY' THAT JUST FUCKING GETS ME}#{/like}#{/leonard is a GROWN ass man and just about as tall as caim; eight years older; and he sent him into SUCH A STATE OF TERROR HE'S BEGGING}#{/THIS 24 YEAR OLD OTTER NOT TO COME ANYWHERE NEAR HIM??? CAIMS LITERALLY THAT BAD}#{/ᶦᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐʸ ᵗᵒˣᶦᶜ ʸᵃᵒᶦ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉˢ ᵗᶦⁿᵍˡᵉ man; it just hits all those perfect places... we need more of not just leonard being completely}#{/and utterly terrified of caim; but just... that in general}#{we get a lot of the 'youre INSANE for killing this many omg' BUT WE NEED MORE PEOPLE JUST... BEING SCARED OF HIM}#{/Like 1.3 where people just KNOW}#{/DOD2 did a good job of establishing the tone; 1.3 did a good job of establishing the 'people NOT wanting to see this guy upset or even}#{ever' factor. NOW WE MUST COMBINE THEM.}#{/...note to self; as well; im not exempt from this and REALLY ought to do more with that concept in my own writing lmao}#{/anyways tl;dr this line fucking RULES gn}
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