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roguekhajiit · 2 months

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TW: Transphobia

I had my first ever encounter with a transphobic member of the LGBTQ community this week.

At work on Monday, I overheard some co-workers discussing Transgender Day of Visibility and how President Biden issued a statement acknowledging Trans Day. Since it just so happened to occur on the same day as Easter this year, my very close-minded co-workers took that and Biden's statement as evidence that Trans people are trying to take over Easter!

Now, I consider myself to be Non-binary (specifically Demi-girl/Agender), but I tend to fly under the radar, which is very helpful since I live in a very, very red state. It doesn't hurt that my normal sense of personal style is very casual and all black. So, I can wear traditionally "men's" pants, and no one pays much attention to me, which is the way I prefer it. I hate anything that draws attention to myself.

So, I bit my tongue and hyperfocused on my work. Then, when I went home, the non-binary gremlin in me just couldn't be contained anymore; I opened Reddit and made a post about how no one is going around trying to steal stolen holidays.

Now, I was fully anticipating pissed off Christians to rain their uninhibited fake outrage down onto the comment section (which happened) but I wasn't anticipating a self-identified 60 yr old gay man to come into my comments saying things like, "Why would you put a Trans holiday anywhere near a religious holiday knowing every seven years it's gonna land on said holiday" and "As a gay man I believe that the one part of our community is stifling the rest of us."

Tell me you're transphobic without telling me you're transphobic.

Now, since I can't just ignore the sheer inaccuracy of his math; according to Google from 2001 to 2100, Easter will only land on March 31st 5 times. Five times in an entire century. The last time Easter was on March 31st, it was 2013. So, 11 years ago, or over a decade ago. No one gave a shit in 2013 that Easter and Trans Day were on the same day. But let the president acknowledge it in a statement and everyone loses their fucking minds.

So, why would you avoid celebrating something important in your life on the off chance that it might coincide with someone's religious holiday? Of course, you wouldn't. If your birthday is on Christmas, do you no longer have a birthday?

"Next, why wouldn't you place it in the month of pride then each day of pride month could have a different day celebrating each letter of the lbgtq+ community."

Yes, that is what Pride Month is for, celebrating the diversity of the LGBTQ+ community. But are you gay only in June?

But sadly, even some in our diverse community isolate and vilify trans individuals just like what this old gay dinosaur is doing. For 15 years, a vast majority didn't know or even give a shit that Trans Day existed. That is until a president acknowledged it.

"May I point out there's no gay holidays that coincide with Yom kipper or Ramadan."

True, Yom Kippur and Ramadan don't coincide with any "gay holidays," but Shavout is directly in the middle of Pride Month. Any outrage there?

"So just piss off the Christian's so they have one more thing to hate us for. I find many in our community asking for acceptance while giving none, just my opinion and nothing more."

How very accepting of you to say, my lord.

"Maybe it's time we all in the gay community and cis people give the whole year to the Trans community."

But they aren't asking for the year, or even a month. They just want one day that is their own. And even members of our own LGBTQ+ community can't even give them that.

"I'm gay so I can't be transphobic."

Your statements say otherwise. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you are absolved of your transphobia.

Perhaps it's time we stop placating these dusty ass old gay dinosaurs and call them out on their hateful thinking. Their "I got mine" attitude only harms our communities. Just because you won the fight for same sex marriage doesn't mean you're safe. The fight for equality is never-ending.

More and more of us are having our rights stripped away right before our very eyes. Roe v. Wade has already been overturned, and they aren't going to stop there. They never planned to stop there. They are very methodically chipping away at our rights. Right now, they are focusing their efforts on the trans community, slowly outlawing their very existence. And while they have you distracted by that, they are quietly overturning same sex marriage laws. Your rights aren't safe and never will be safe as long as we have members in our communities who subscribe to this kind of thinking.

#trans community #trans day of visibility #transgender #trans rights #lgbtq community #lgbtq #lgbtq+#lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+#lgbtqplus #transphobes #reddit #nonbinary #demigirl #demisexual #agender

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genossingrimm · 1 year

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Rant abt Reichblr

I’ve tolerated Reichblr for a while, but really it’s time someone speak up about this fucking cancer within the historical art community.

I get lots of people are interested in WW2 and the disgusting minds of the Nazis wondering how people could fall for their vicious propaganda, it’s okay to be interested in it, but it’s NOT okay to make them into “cutesy UwU boys🥰🥰🥰”, these people were literal war criminals who killed millions and people choose to draw them all UwU like, it’s not cute, it’s fucking disgusting.

Nazi fetishization isn’t taken seriously on here and is often tolerated, which isn’t ok, everyday on here I see people draw “cute” pictures of FUCKING Hitler, Mengele, Heydrich, Himmler, Goebbels and the list goes fucking on, its sick and disgusting and needs to fucking stop.

Also something that happened last week, people who I will not mention have drawn rather insensitive art of Mengele supporting trans rights, which, if you’re normal functioning person with at least 1 brain cell you would know that Mengele most definitely would have not supported trans rights.

I don’t care if they drawn as “jokes” or “shit posts”

ITS NOT FUCKING CUTE OR FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST.

Not to mention the drawing of Mengele that did. top surgery for a soldier drawing (artist is now deactivated) AND POSTED IT ON Yom HaShoah, FUCKING HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY, how fucking insensitive do you have to be to draw and post that shit.

Anyways this concludes my rant, thanks for coming to me TedTalk <3

Btw: if you’re Reichblr and following me, you should unfollow, it was nice that we were mutuals for a second, but really I don’t want to be associated with your uh “community”

#reichblr #small rant #thank you for coming to my tedtalk #anti Reichblr

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eahable · 6 years

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how do you feel abt meeshell / duchess??? they're one of my otps bc i feel like they could bond over the fact that they both have very shitty destinies but also they're both royals

Hon you’re a literal visionary!!!!

G O D like just imagining Meeshell reaching out to Duchess after hearing about her destiny and being like “oh hey my destiny kinda sucks too, you wanna talk about it?” and Duchess needed someone she could talk to so bad, because sparrow has the emotional intelligence of a teaspoon and Faybelle just does not understand, and Meeshell helps her be a nicer, kinder person, and Duchess helps Meesh become more confident, and they both work through their feelings over their destinies and slowly fall in love, and at some point they decide fcuk it and run away to live a happy gay life together.

#meeshell mermaid #duchess swan #eah #ever after high #everafterhigh #meechess #is the ship name im giving this #the yom draws shit #holy shit im posting original content??????????#yeah sorry fam finals season is r o u g h #Anonymous

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voltronable · 7 years

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nothin quite like doodlin a space beauty to cure ur crippling anxiety

(It’s transparent also, so thats a thing..)

#allura #allura vld #Voltron legendary defender #voltron: legendary defender #vld #princess allura #voltron #altean #pixel #chibi #pastel #space princess #the yom draws #im lov her #the yom draws shit

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the-yom-draws · 7 years

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Me: Gets nostalgic over a show i loved as a kid

Me six hours later: has done five screenshot redraws of all the main characters as if i actually have the time to do so

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yom-has-moved · 7 years

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i just love brutalmoose and televoid i needed to contribute something

#brutalmoose #televoid #hidden block #televoid ian #the yom draws shit #i spent waaaaayyyy too long on this fuckin End Me #i just needed to draw something so bad and i might as well post it now that im done

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prismatic-bell · 3 years

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Hi,

This might be a strange question but it's something that's been on my mind recently. Is there any way that gentiles can help Jewish classmates (or any classmates that are religious but not christian) in situations where professors assign homework or exams on holidays? Is that something that we should bring up to professors even if we don't know if anyone in the class celebrates that holiday? Or is there a way that we can support classmates who speak up about needing to given time to celebrate their faith?

I'm sorry if this is awkwardly worded. I just want to know if there's anything I can do in the future to help in those kinds of situations. I don't want to step on any toes, but I also don't want my classmates to feel like they would be on their own if they spoke up. I know it might be difficult to do anything during the pandemic since I don't really know my classmates, so if you have any suggestions as to ways to help after the pandemic that would be great too.

First of all, this is like Allyship 101: “how can I help those who need this help?” So, A+ to you, friend.

The holidays you’re most likely going to run into problems with, at least for Jews (I encourage my siblings from other religions to chime in), will be Pesach and the High Holy Days. Pesach is juuuuuuust before Easter, and I know when I was in college it was quite common to get midterms that week. The High Holy days consist of three days within a ten-day span: Rosh Hashanah, Erev Yom Kippur (which some Jews may refer to as “Kol Nidre,” as this is the main prayer said during that service), and Yom Kippur. You know how there are Christmas and Easter Christians? You never see them in church except on Christmas Eve and Easter morning, but dammit you will always see them on those two days? Yeah, there are Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur Jews. Synagogues will overflow capacity trying to accommodate all who want to attend, and in many cases tickets may be required simply because there aren’t enough seats to safely hold all comers My sister’s synagogue has three chapels, and still has to double up services (as in, every prayer service is performed twice) to accommodate all attendees on these holidays.

I’m Reform, meaning there are a lot of mitzvot I don’t follow. Even so, here are just some of the restrictions I face on Yom Kippur:

--I cannot fast due to medical problems, but I am restricted to very small amounts of plain food (I usually have plain rice and a couple of tablespoons of peanut butter on the side for two tiny meals between services; maybe a small amount of plain chicken). Most people fast from both food and water for 25 hours.

--I can’t wear “nice” clothes. This doesn’t mean I don’t dress up--it means I shouldn’t wear anything that would encourage slouching, lounging, relaxing, etc. The focus of Yom Kippur and Erev Yom Kippur is study, reflection, and repentance--not luxury. You are expected to be uncomfortable. That’s the point.i

--There are five prayer services on Yom Kippur. I’m supposed to attend all of them. (I . . . won’t lie, I often skip the family service. It’s a rehash for the little kids about what Yom Kippur actually is, it’s about 45 minutes long, and it’s usually when I take my second meal.) It comprises about six hours’ worth of prayers, while Kol Nidre evening is about another two. Rosh Hashanah isn’t quite that intense; it’s more like four hours. Again, though, I’m Reform--Orthodox Jews may spend the entire twenty-five hours of Yom Kippur praying.

As you can imagine, the day of and the day after these services, I’m wiped. I don’t want to work. I don’t want to cook. I don’t want to do house chores. I want to rest, and I want to eat things that aren’t plain rice.

So what can you do?

First, I recommend a calendar app. My phone very considerately tells me when the holidays are, because the Jewish calendar is lunisolar and the dates change from year to year. You can also just . . . look up a Jewish calendar online. Keep in mind that the Jewish religious day runs from sunset to sunset, not from dawn to dawn. So for example, according to my phone, today was the first day of Chanukkah. In reality, we lit the first candle last night, because 25 Kislev began at 5:20 on 10 December. Almost all modern calendars will mark the first “full” day of the holiday, not its actual start the evening before, so keep that in mind.

Next, you may wish to ask directly on the first day of class if you see something concerning on the syllabus: “what is your policy for accommodation of religious observance?” IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU USE THE WORDS “ACCOMMODATION OF RELIGIOUS OBSERVANCE.” A secular Jew may wish to go home for Pesach even though they don’t believe in the story of the Exodus, and they should be allowed to do that without having to justify it in the same way as all the “well it’s not really about Jesus anymore, it’s a time for family” Christmas-observers, but that phrase up there is a magical phrase that means they are protected from discrimination if they choose to do that. Make the professor tell the entire class what the plan is. If you have an asshole who says they make no exception for religious observance, you can do one of two things: challenge the professor directly (”sir, are you aware that’s against the law?”), or go directly to the dean or principal. Be aware that you may face some backlash from the professor if they’re particularly petty, so keep an organized copy of all assignment rubrics and what you’ve turned in. That way if that backlash comes out in your grade, you can challenge it.

Now let’s say the teacher was thoughtless. I would like to draw a distinction here between “thoughtless” and “malicious” because as an ally, one is much easier to deal with than the other. “Thoughtless” can be approached thus: the prof tells you all the midterm essay will be assigned next Wednesday. You raise your hand and say “Sir? That’s Rosh Hashanah, people might not be here.” Your prof, who was thoughtless, goes “oh. All right, let me see” and looks over his notes and says “then let’s give the assignment next Monday. You’ll have two extra days to work on it, so make good use of them.” That is a good response to a mistake. A malicious response would basically be “too bad, so sad,” and you should go to the dean. Even if there are no Jews in your class, that attitude will 1) dissuade Jews from taking the class in the future and 2) potentially cause a lot of problems for the school, which the dean would really like to avoid.

Finally: if a classmate speaks up and says those words for themselves, and the professor is less than supportive, this is where you’re gonna have to grab onto your ovaries or testicles or whatever your personal body part of great courage is, and get confrontational:

“Professor, we get off automatically for our holiday. She should be allowed to celebrate too.”

Or even, if needed:

“Professor, that is discrimination.”

Keep in mind that last one may net you a very negative reaction if you have to use it. If a professor is nasty enough to go “I don’t give a shit” when presented with the problem in the first place, they may well be nasty enough to yell at you and criticize you in front of the class. Be ready for this, and realize it is not an attack on your character--it’s a reflection of the professor’s. They know they have no argument, so they’ll just try to cow you into silence. Stand your ground. If you are firm in your defense of your classmate, others may step up. Even if they don’t help you in that initial confrontation, they may offer to be witnesses if you take the matter to the dean. Make sure you introduce yourself to your classmate after the fact, and ask if there’s any further support or help they need. Make it clear that you’re happy to help.

Thank you for speaking up and speaking out. Best of luck to you in your studies!

#you ask nina answers #nina blogs jewish #wre-ru

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polyhedr0n · 4 years

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hey if youre goyische and you're going to ask a jew about doing antisemetic shit (to which the answer is always going to be critical of yourself, educate yourself and dont do it . just dont) please don't do it today, tomorrow or monday. today and tomorrow are shabbat and monday is yom kippur. both are religious holidays and all of us could do without anons bothering us about if drawing bubby with pointed ears is antisemetic. thanks

#sweetposting #hlvrai #antisemitism /

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sweetlittleoreo · 3 years

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this post is for my goyish followers, because I want y'all to hear about the holiday we are having now, which is Purim!

Purim has a great story and I can make a post about it if somebody is interested, but what I wanted to explain is the Holyness of our holidays.

So we have shabbat, right? It's a holy day and we can't work on shabbat (work includes but is not limited to Actual Work, handling money, drawing, driving or riding a vehicle, turning on the lights, cooking, using electrical devices)

We have two categories of holidays: (bear with me on the names)

De'orayta/דְּאוֹרָיְתָא and De'rabbanan/דְּרַבָּנָן (it's aramaic I'm sorry) which means "from the Torah" and "from Rabbis"

The Torah holidays have a Holy Day, which is like shabbat, and some of them have Sand holidays (Chol Hamoed lol) (because we have Holy and Sand days) (which is Holidays and than regular day so sand holiday is the inbetween) anyway,,,

And holidays from Rabbis don't have a Holy day.

The two (low key three but nvm) Rabbi holidays are the famous Hanukkah and its less known sibling, Purim.

Which means both Hanukkah and Purim have the same Religious significance. (And by that I mean... the Holymeter beeps the same)

So the whole shazam around Hanukkah is kind of shit if you don't give the same energy to Purim, because when it comes to actually learn more about jewish holidays and traditions, Yom Kippur means so much more.

P.s yes this post was made because I'm mad Purim doesn't get that much attention even tho it's a kick ass holiday and it's so fun and it's a commend to get drunk

TL;DR Purim deserves as much attention from Goys as Hanukkah, and they both actually need to get much less hype than Yom Kippur or Pesach or Sukkot (which nobody even talks about???)

[Image ID: a gif showing a red, heart shaped digital locket. It opens to reveal text on each side of it, black on white background. The left says "Purim my beloved". The right says "Purim my beloved" in hebrew. The gif loops. /end ID]

#judaism #jew #jewish #jewishness #purim #holydays #holidays #jewish tradition #jewish education #i'm really new on ID's so i'd love it if you can correct me! and i'll edit it!

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rotblut · 3 years

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Your soul is beautiful too. 😍 I can feel it. I enjoyed reading the Kdrama adventure. I also started in 2011. With A Moment to Remember. The innocence of that love enchanted me. 🤩 although the kdramaland doesn't always make good dramas, it's hard to break away from it.

and... ji won and woo bin... they would be perfect and sexyyy. I wish they could make them a couple.🤩

Chemistry is also very important to me. not only romantic couples, but the chemistry of the main cast should match. If the story is good, I get addicted. As in Youth of May. 😍😍😍 If youth of may's scenes weren't cut all the time, had longer screen times and a bigger budget... Such a quality and meaningful work with a low budget... I miss them so much Luni... Let's cry...😭😭😭😭I read that the kissing scenes will be long in the bluray version... It's so exciting... We won't be able to see the cut scenes, but will we see the kisses and hugs in the long version...

Also, korean screenwriters are very successful in making us feel the emotions. The sad stories told are also based on real suffering. Western series bore me too. It's all about being cool. most of them are full of sex and unnecessary action. I think the same as you. The sex scenes they put on aren't even exciting. It's so unnecessary.

OMGG! I loved watching Anne so much. I am very happy to know that you love it too. And the lack of season 4 made me depressed. I fell in love with something western series, but the result... Anne didn't deserve it. I found the warmth in kdramas in Anne...let's hope it continues... I have missed them too much...😭😭😭

still so sad over yom fuck me.............. they deserved a happy life together. they only had a few weeks and their lives were shit from the start. every other fucked up kdrama pairing got a fucking happy ending and they did not ://////////////////////////////////////// fucking forever bitter about this.

yesterday i was emo again over couples dancing and i noticed that couples don't dance in kdramas even tho there are a lot of glam events they never dance............me thinking how in yom their whole theme was music, sounds, and melodies, and they never got the chance to dance with each other. mht never swaying slowly with each other while he's humming her song to them at night outside her room while the crickets are chirping is what keeps me up at night and insane. you all are lucky i suck at drawing because if i had the talent to draw i would have posted soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many drawings of them but that's not what god wanted.

gonna try and snatch the yom dvd and hope this time it stays true and that they don't cancel it like i was mad for days when they cancled it a few weeks ago. can't believe how KBS is shit for hardly promoting their dramas and yom and for yom to be the constant ratings winner while it was airing and the critics and the public loved it and them and they didn't even get a photoshoot together but every other random actors get one like i really hate it here and hate them all. yom should have been on a cable network and not a public one fuck them for that. the only time kbs got high ratings was with yom. minshi better win all the awards for this.

hugs you love 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ anyway mht have a baby and they sway with the baby together while he sings her song to them and they live far away in the countryside.

#frage

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i-hate-boyfs · 4 years

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during the high holy days (rosh hashanah thru yom kippur) please remember that jeremy heere is jewish and THIS are the biggest holiday for jews, not hanukkah. don't draw him in christmas shit, and don't only acknowledge his judaism during holiday posts when you mention that he's jewish and oh by the way chanukah

#god im so tired #jeremy heere #michael mell #be more chill #bmc #bmc musical #bmc 3.0 #bmc broadway #stagedorks #richjake #bmc jeremy #bmc michael

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transhawks · 5 years

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oh these bitches are not drawing fucking nazified version of character on YOM KIPPUR are you shitting me rn

They drew him in August, or July. But yeah, Worldie released the screenshots yesterday and it was Yom after sundown =. = and I first saw these like a week ago, during Rosh. It's been.... Gross.

#Asks #Discourse tw

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timeisacephalopod · 6 years

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Charmed

Celebrity AU featuring Bucky/ Tony with a dash of Sam/ Steve. What is this exactly? I’m not sure, but I think it came out ok :)

Bucky sits with his head in his hands and Sam is about five hundred percent tempted to throw a ketchup covered fry at him but Steve was watching so he had to be on good behavior. “I don’t know why I agreed to this...” he mumbles more to himself than Sam or Steve.

Steve gives him a gentle pat on the back because unlike Sam he’s sympathetic to Bucky’s idiocy. “I’m sure your date will be fine,” Steve tells him gently.

“He’s so hot,” Bucky whispers, staring at the ground with wide eyes.

Sam squints, “I fail to see why that’s a bad thing,” he says.

“Because, bird brain, I’m a hot mess,” Bucky says. Sam shrugs, unwilling to argue with the truth even if Steve gives him a look. It wasn’t his fault Bucky was a disaster. Steve, because he’s a better person than Sam, continues to comfort Bucky’s dumb ass and Sam decides to scroll social media because Twitter had to be more interesting than Bucky. Watching paint dry was more interesting than Bucky.

When his date finally shows up Sam just about shits while Steve gives him a disapproving look. Sam quickly drags him off while Bucky starts the most awkward conversation Sam has ever had the misfortune of witnessing because Steve needed to know. “Do you know who that is?” Sam hisses at him.

Steve looks over his shoulder to give Bucky’s date another disapproving look, “someone who’s not good enough for Bucky,” he says and Sam rolls his eyes. If he were insecure he’d worry about Steve and Bucky’s friendship but thankfully Sam had the good sense to know that he was better than Bucky in every single way so clearly Steve wouldn’t downgrade to Bucky.

“No Steve, that’s Tony Stark. You know, recently won an Oscar in that weird Peter Quill movie?” Sam wasn’t much of a Quill fan- his stuff was always weird and convoluted- like Stanley Kubrick on crack and that was saying something. But he happened to like the cast of the movie so he gave it a shot and had been pleasantly surprised.

“Who?” Steve asks, squinting.

Sam rolls his eyes at Steve’s apparent lack of culture. “Howard Stark’s son,” he says and Steve clues in for a half a second before he decides this was a reason to end Bucky’s date before it began. Sam stops him before he can go though because Bucky was a grown ass man and he could make his own decisions.

When Steve stops struggling he frowns, “wait, how do you know that?” he asks.

He shrugs, “I might be a fan,” he says casually. The guy was good and Sam thought his asshole personality was endearing. Steve, however, clearly did not.

Bucky laughs as Tony criticizes the movie they’re watching, poking fun at the director that he seemed to have a lot of knowledge about. “Jeeze, do you have a personal vendetta against the guy?” he asks and Tony makes an offended noise.

“Everyone should have a personal vendetta against Justin Hammer. Did you see what he almost did to Wonder Woman? I would have personally fought him if his shitty script had’ve gotten past whatever moron producer even considered that crazy sack of hair,” he says, shaking his head.

He smiles, “you’re a Wonder Woman fan?” he asks because that was adorable, really.

Tony grins, “anyone with taste is a Wonder Woman fan,” he says. “She’s like every good thing about Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne wrapped up in a way better package,” he says, nose in the air.

“Batman is my favorite character,” Bucky confesses and Tony makes another scandalized noise.

“Heathen,” he accuses.

Bucky is texting Tony, who was on a rant about the score of some movie that was surprisingly hilarious, when Sam comes swaggering up looking like he was about to shit in Bucky’s cereal. “Whatever stupid thing you have planned it isn’t going to ruin my day,” he tells Sam. Their relationship, if one could even call it that, was a strange one for sure but he was certain they both secretly enjoyed their frienemy status. At least so long as Steve wasn’t around to scold Bucky for giving Sam tide pods instead of actual food for dinner. Or removing all his shoelaces from his shoes and throwing them out. Or replacing his black cat with a slightly smaller and meaner black cat.

Point was whatever retaliation Sam had planned for his pranks they weren’t going to get to him today because Tony was great and their date went shockingly well. Usually Bucky messed things up in ten seconds flat, but Tony confessed he usually did the same thing and the result was both of them acting like a bunch of awkward freaks for an hour before they gave up being embarrassed at themselves and went to do something more productive. Like watch movies and make out.

Sam just looks more enthused though and he hands Bucky a picture, “look familiar?” he asks, walking away while he cackles.

“I’m surprised you didn’t get a broom to ride out on, Wilson,” Bucky calls after him, earning a dirty look before Bucky turns his attention to the picture Sam handed him. Bucky squints at it for a moment because that guy looked a lot like Tony, but he was holding an Oscar.

It takes him an embarrassing twenty minutes to put it all together.

All Tony wanted was one normal thing and being a celebrity that was hard. He’s been in the game since he was a kid and the last time he ran into someone that didn’t recognize him on sight when he was looking to be noticed was when he was six. Then there had been Bucky, who ran into him with his charm dialed to eleven and he didn’t even notice and better yet he didn’t seem to have any idea who Tony was.

Maybe it had been too much to ask that he could just skate by without Bucky ever figuring out he was a two time Oscar winner but a guy had hopes and dreams, okay? Plus he thought his rants about Justin Hammer were hilarious and that was the fastest way to his heart, really. But Bucky does figure it out and he looks dumbfounded.

“I can’t believe I’m eating ice cream with someone who’s hung out with Leonardo DiCaprio,” he hisses at Tony.

He sighs, “he’s not that great,” he says. If he had to hang out with a great actor there were at least five people on his list before DiCaprio.

“You have Oscars,” Bucky says.

“And not even for my best performances,” Tony agrees. How the hell Quill’s movie even got to the Oscars he had no idea but Peter was shitting several bricks. Especially when his movie won a stupid amount of them even though it was plotless nonsense. All of his stuff was weird and pointless but people kept giving him money and Tony was good enough friends with him that he took a role to be supportive. He didn’t expect a second Oscar out of it.

“That’s true, that time you played a vampire in that one teen drama-” Bucky starts but Tony cuts him off.

“We don’t talk about that time in my life, I was addicted to cocaine,” he says, only half joking about that.

Bucky seems to take it as a joke anyways and laughs. “I don’t get it though, how are people not recognizing you?” he asks.

Tony sighs, “its not... turned on, I guess is the best way to put it. My charm,” he clarifies. Bucky frowns, obviously not understanding and Tony sighs, “want to see it?” he asks. People were always so surprised when they watched it happen and Tony didn’t have words to explain the transformation.

“Sure,” Bucky says after a moment’s pause.

Tony nods and hands over his glasses, “hold those,” he says and he takes off the hat he was wearing, facing backwards because people didn’t really expect his personal aesthetic to be a cross between fuck boy and hipster styles. It was a deliberate choice on his behalf. He runs his fingers though his hair though, fluffing it a little and he takes a deep breath, channeling that charm he always had on at award shows. It never failed to get the attention of everyone around him and when he opens his eyes he knows Bucky has seen the difference too. Apparently he did notice, just not until he saw it happen.

It takes all of five seconds for someone to walk up, recognizing him on sight and he plays his part well, smiling for anyone who was watching and handing out an autograph. It happens a few more times before he decides he’s had enough of that and he drags Bucky off. “I don’t want to draw a crowd. And trust me, it happens fast,” he says, putting the hat back on his head and taking his glasses back so he could see again.

“That was... weird,” Bucky says. “You were like that when we met, I uh... just didn’t notice until now I guess,” he mumbles.

Tony nods, “you’re the first person I’ve run into who hasn’t recognized me with my charm on since I was a kid. When its off most people don’t notice, but when its on? People swarm,” he says.

“Sounds exhausting,” Bucky says.

He nods, “its is, which is why I liked you. But uh... this is my life and escape is nice but I’ll have to go back eventually,” he says, leaving his unasked question hanging in the air.

“I didn’t know I went on a date with a celebrity, I’m sure I can handle whatever else gets thrown my way,” Bucky says. “And the bonus is that this all happened just in time for Yom Kippur- my family jokes that I always have some ridiculous or outlandish thing that overshadows the holiday and this year its that I’m too dumb to notice I’m dating a famous person. If you want you can come just to witness the chaos- my family is very dramatic and this is bound to be one of the more popular Bucky Ruined Yom Kippur Again stories,” he says.

Tony raises and eyebrow, “what’s the current top contender?” he asks.

Bucky sighs, “that’s probably a tie between the time my grandma told me my depression would go away if I ate better and hung out in the sun so I sort of freaked out and did a lot of yelling about how I still had depression even though I was outside eating a banana and the time my family discovered I’m genuinely terrified of mustard. Yes, I mean the condiment and no, its not funny to chase me around with a mustard hotdog like my asshole sister,” he says.

For a moment Tony looks dumbfounded and then he bursts out laughing, “leave it to me to find someone more dramatic and ridiculous than the movies I star in. But I like you, weird mustard fear and all. And since you know about my celebrity status, want to go to Malibu with me?” he asks.

“If there’s no mustard I’m in,” Bucky says, grinning.

#alternate universe #sam x steve #tony x bucky #my wrting #fanfiction #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #sam wilson #winteriron

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@sstwins wrote THIS AMAZING LIL FIC (read it, it’s way better than my shitty comic!!!) and it gave me so many feelings that i legitimately spent all day today making this comic for it

(hon u and ur fics are a blessing to this community I hope you don’t mind me doing this, let me know if it bothers you <33)

#faybelle thorn #duchess swan #ever after high #eah #faychess #the yom draws shit #legit this fic cleared my skin and watered my crops #god bless you

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captnbarnesrogers · 7 years

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Pairing/Characters: Chris Evans x Reader Warnings: Smut, swearing, lap dance, slight choking, oral sex (MR), PWP Summary: Birthday presents come in all sorts of ways, don’t they? Word Count: 1.9k+ A/N: This is exactly one month late hahahah! I used Rocket by Beyonce as inspo! Two fics in two days??? Yom I’m on a muthafucken roll!!!

Chris woke up with the white linen of his bed barely covering his hips, a smile appearing on his face from seeing your dress on the floor, a quick reminder of the busy night you both had. A busy night which ended at three in the morning. He put on some shorts on, the sound of Iron Man by Black Sabbath blasting through the speakers of his house. He walked down the short flight of stairs and decided on standing in the door way, watching you sway your hips in his t-shirt and whisk up what he presumed was pancake batter to the song. He let out a light chuckle.

“Is this supposed to be a joke?” He asks, taking you by surprise,

“Jesus… You scared me.” “Sorry, sweetheart.” You gestured your hand to tell him it was no big deal, “Anyway, what’s with the song? You’re a traitor.” “How am I a traitor? I’m playing the anthem of my team.” “Oh, so you’re not Team Cap then?” “No way, Tony could totally kick Cap’s butt.” He made his way to you and wrapped his arms around your waist as you placed the batter into the pan, “I’m still adjusting to the fact that my girlfriend is not on my team.” “See, you’re wrong, I’m totally Team Chris Evans, just not Team Captain America.” There was a moment of silence before he completely realised what you were making, “What are the pancakes for?” “They’re birthday pancakes!” As you let the batter set, you quickly turned around to give him a kiss on his lips, “Happy Birthday, Chris!” “I’m getting old.” He frowned, “You’re aging like fine wine, baby.” You flipped the pancakes and turned to caress his cheek, “You, Christopher Evans, are so fucking hot.” “Shut up.” He laughs, “You made that very clear last night.” You kissed him passionately and turned back to capture the breakfast and place them on his plate, “You want maple syrup or chocolate syrup?” “It’s my birthday, I want both.” He set the plate down on the dining table, Dodger coming to sit by his chair. Chris stroked the fur on Dodgers head and gave him a kiss on the head. You sat down next to Chris when your pancakes finished. You chatted about your day until you noticed the smidge of chocolate on his lip. He stopped talking as he noticed your stare, “You okay, babe?” “You have chocolate on your-” He tried to reach for it but it still stayed on his lip, “here, I’ll get it.” You stood up and leaned over to lick the chocolate off. His eyes scanned over you, lust evident. As soon as your lips touched his, he lifted you up and placed you to straddle his hips. His hands travelled up your body, lifting the shirt to expose your smooth skin. Your hands ran through the hair on the nape of his neck, tugging gently. Your hips started to gyrate against his and you let out a moan at the contact. You pulled away, moving down from his body, “You’ve gotta be on set, mister, I don’t want you to be late.” He groaned, “I can call in sick, it is my birthday.” “No way! Your friends are waiting for you on set, I’m sure you’ll have a great time.”

“I really hate you.” You lightly tapped his chest and giggled, “I promise you, this will all be worth it tonight.” “Tonight? What’s happening tonight?”

“Just get home safely, okay?” He groaned in frustration, “Don’t be sulky, go.” He gives you a kiss on the cheek and heads off to have a shower. As he showers, you clean up everything you’ve used and the plates you ate from. Chris comes out from your bedroom in a grey long sleeve top and blue skinny jeans, proceeding to plant a kiss on your lips before saying goodbye and heading out the door. You gave him a wave and watched him drive off.

You spent the whole day cleaning up the place and making sure everything was perfect. By four o’clock Chris had texted you he’d be coming home at about seven o’clock, giving you plenty of time to get ready for your little scheme. You shaved all appropriate areas, curled your hair and put on some dark, smoky, seductive make up, finishing the look off with red lipstick – all things you knew for a fact would end up being smudged, streaky, in tangles, and-or all the above. Not even a setting mist or hairspray could keep all of it on. You finalised the look by putting on some sweet-smelling perfume just behind your ears. Chris’ favourite smell on you. You stuck the number of notes on the doors leading up to your shared bedroom. You wore a black lingerie set with a black robe, securing the garters on the piece. You took one look at yourself in the mirror and smirked to yourself.

Your boyfriend is about to go insane.

Chris arrived at the door of your shared home and automatically spotted the folded note on the door. It said:

Chris, You’re probably still a bit worked up from this morning, I wanted you to save your energy for tonight. I hope you like your birthday present. Next note is on the bathroom door. Forever yours, Y/N.

He complied with your instructions and made his way to the bathroom door and pulled off the note, his heart beating faster than it ever has. He opens it.

Come upstairs and sit down on the chair inside the bedroom. I’m waiting. Love, Y/N

He had never bolted so fast in his life, his steps on the stairs were so big, it had only taken him three seconds to get upstairs. He entered the bedroom and saw you facing the mirror touching up your lipstick.

“Ho… ly… Shit.” He whispered, mouth agape, eyes widened,

“Do you like it?”

“Um… I- How- Holy fuck!” He could’ve sworn he stared drooling at the way the set had fit you, he could just cum at the sight of you,

“I’m taking that as a yes.” He nodded. You walked over to him and grabbed his hand, leading him to the chair situated just in the middle of the room. He kept staring at you like he’d just seen heaven’s most beautiful angel. You play the song and sensual and seductive vibe of the song just takes over your body.

Let me sit this ass on you, show you how I feel Let me take this off, will you watch me Yes, mass appeal

You slid your ass down from his covered abs to his thighs, slowly moving up, your lingerie covered pussy grinding against his hardening cock. In this moment, Chris believes that he has never had a better birthday and that you are just an angel sent to him from above. You slowly strip off the black robe and his breath hitches as you expose how tight the panties were against your ass. He bites his lip and groans in torture, wanting nothing more than to rip all and every piece of clothing off of you.

“Jesus Christ…” He feels his chest tighten and his mouth water at the sight of you swaying your hips, situating yourself in between his legs.

Hold me ‘til I scream for air to breathe And wash me over until my well runs dry Send all your sins all over me babe, over me

You take a hold of his hand and slide it from your wet heat to your neck, squeezing his hand to help him put a little bit of pressure. Your hips keep swaying to the beat, Chris probably drawing blood from his lip from biting so hard. You smirk at the sight of him. You help him rid of his shirt and begin kissing along his collarbone. You kiss his chest and look up as you made your way further down where your hand was busy palming the tent that had grown in his pants throughout the song so far. He swings his head back, his hands dragging down his face.

“Y/N… Jesus…” He huffs. You get on top of him and straddle his hips, grinding your warm heat on his hard on,

Hard Rock steady rock hard Rock steady rock hard Rock steady rock hard Rock steady He picks you up, supporting you by your ass, never letting your eyes avert from his. He throws you on the bed, hovering over you.

“Hey, I wasn’t done!” He gives out a low chuckle,

“You are, sweetheart.” He captured your lips against his, he moaned against you. Suddenly, the fabric in between your bra was ripped in half. You pulled away from him,

“I just bought that!”

“I’ll buy you a new one,” He says, trying desparately to get those fucking garters off, “Jesus Christ!” You laughed at him,

“I’ll get it.” You unfastened the garters and before knew it, he was situated back in between your legs. He started kissing your inner thighs before slipping off your panties and placing a kiss your clit, making you gasp. He continued with his antics, sucking and swirling his tongue around your bundle of nerves, until he licks in between your folds and his two fingers thrust in and out of your slick entrance, “T-this was supposed- FUCK- to be ab-bout you! Ohgodohgodohgod!”

“Cum for me.” When he flattens his tongue against your clit, you feel yourself spasm, he holds you down until all you’re feeling is euphoria, “That’s what I want.”

“But it’s supposed to be about you, I’m supposed to suck you off.”

“Well, why don’t you return the favour,” He whispers, “and ride me.” “Say that again.” You say, eyes following his every move. He sits down on the bed after unbuttoning his pants and sliding them down his legs,

“Ride me.” You crawl over to him and straddle his hips once again. You take his hard, throbbing cock in your hands and stroke it slowly before sinking yourself down onto him. You throw your head back and he moans, “Fuck…”

“Chris…” You nuzzle yourself into his neck as you move your hips against him, his cock slipping in and out of you, “Oh God-” You lift your head from his neck and rest it against his forehead, sweat dripping from the both of you. You lift yourself up and down on him, faster and harder as you bring yourself closely to your climax.

I can’t help but love the way we make love Daddy, daddy

“Fuck!” He groans, he takes you by the hips and brings you down to the bed, he begins to thrust into you as soon as your back hits the bed. You couldn’t control your moans anymore. His cock felt so good and you felt so full, “I’m gonna cum, baby girl.”

“I’m so close!” You yell, clawing at his back, surely leaving marks, “Fuck, fuck, fuck!”

“Cum, Y/N, cum for me.” His thrusts don’t stop as you cum, his hands intertwined with yours, “Shit, baby, fuck!” And as you tighten with your release, he follows you, bliss taking overboth your bodies. He pulls out of you and rests his head in between your breasts, the sound of pants and ‘I love you’s’ surrounding the room.

“Happy Birthday, Chris.” You say leaning down to kiss him,

“Happy is an understatement.”

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