bruce allowing a reporter to do an article on him and wayne manor. so he shows the reporter around, and shows them the kids bedrooms.

starting with dick's old room, its fairly messy with a lot of photos of his friends and gym equipment. the reporter makes a joke about how most of the photos are redheads. bruce explains how dick stays here a lot so he leaves a lot of his stuff here but doesn't actually live here anymore.

then they go to jason's room where bruce just pretends to be super sad the whole time. emotional moment. the reporter like, gets down on her knees and does a little prayer for jason and jason is just, hiding in the cupboard trying not to laugh because he forgot he wasn't meant to be here today.

then tim's room. where tim is currently playing video games with cassie, bart, and conner. the reporter makes a comment about the bi flag above his bed and tim just stares at her threateningly in case she was about to say something homphobic, the distraction causes tim to die in the game, kon starts to swear as he was teamed up with tim, making bruce threaten to call his dad (kon: which one?) the room is also an absolute tip, and bruce basically just argues with tim about tidying up.

then to duke's room, which he has only just started moving into so its filled with boxes, but it is very overwhelmingly yellow and a little banner on the door that says "y'all need therapy, not me tho. im totally fine." and the door is covered in bee stickers (courtesy of steph, damian, and tim)

then to damian's room, where he is very casually sitting stiffly on his bed with a sword. the reporter is just. very confused. and damian turns his head and tells bruce to kick tim's friends out the house, and bruce is just like, "you're meant to be in school!?" and damian just utters the word "useless" and just carries on staring at his sword until they leave.

they then go to cass' room which has a little flippable picture of her (one side is her smiling, and the other is her with an angry face- basically just telling ppl if she wants them coming in the room- the sign is on the angry face one) and they enter to find her making out with steph. a lot of awkwardness and panic. steph goes on a rant about privacy and disrespect for wlw couples and calls bruce an "entitled, homophobic, billionaire brat." bruce makes them leave the door partially open and cass just rolls her eyes then shuts it fully when they've left.

later on in the tour, they go to the library and jason is just there reading. so jason does an absolutely terrible english accent and pretends to be alfred's grandson, offering them tea and calling them tossers. the reporter somehow buys it tho and they move on.

in the kitchens is duke, kate, and dick arguing about who's actually been kicked out the kitchen as someone threw away the list of ppl with kitchen bans. so now dick is burning stuff in the oven which kate is trying to salvage and its basically that scene in community and they're just full on panicking.

in the living room is luke helping to fix a wheel on barbara's chair. haley (dog) is scratching the sofa while trying to get into a comfy sleeping spot and a very disturbing horror film is playing on the tv super loudly. while bruce and the reporter are in the room, the main character survives and luke and barbara boo the tv repeatedly.

then when the reporter is leaving, alfred is behind them as they go out the front door, holding onto a cow with damian behind him shouting at him for not letting him have the cow inside.

the reporter is just. so so confused. she never goes back to the manor and doesn't submit the report because who would actually believe this is the bruce wayne's daily life??

the last part of my BAT/CAT wedding fic. full fic- https://archiveofourown.org/works/14146608

Today The east wing of the manor was as bright as it’s ever been. The giant room that was reserved for public functions glimmered with bright and ridiculously expensive chandeliers. The whole room filled with decorative flowers. White roses on every corner. A big refreshment table on one side of the room. Plates, spoons, all the cutlery neatly placed. Around the cake’s honorable spot. A door that lead to the kitchen used for such occasions, waiters and workers entering and leaving the door.. The marble surface of the place so clean and shiny you could see your own reflection in it. Almost made Stephanie brown wonder if someone brainwashed Bruce that he allowed all of this. Was Selina behind this? Did she kiss Bruce with mind control lipstick? Probably not, but Damian would argue. She honestly though the wedding was gonna happen in the cave, in uniforms. Bruce chanting; ‘I am Batman’ repetitively instead of saying ‘I do’ and Selina replying with ‘meow’. This was not what she had in mind. After admiring the room, Stephanie walked out to the back gardens. There were workers and waiters all over the place. A petal strewn isle was formed from the manor to the gazebo. Unlit lanterns on both sides looked very romantic. There was an arch of black and white roses as the ceremony back drop. Stephanie could see the welcome sign on the entrance of the garden but it was too far away to catch what it said, probably something cheesy since she heard it was Dick who took care of the sign. Comfortable Seats were arranged on both side of the passage way covered in black velvet and a triangular piece of golden net on the crown of the seats. The grassing of the whole garden was freshly renewed; even though Alfred’s gardens were on top same throughout the years. The lush greenery made it hard to remember that it wasn’t spring weddings, which were very nice by the way. Steph’s mom used to tell her that she got married in spring too. A small table was at one side. There were mini vases filled with the same roses. Stephanie made note to take one with her, the trees on this side of the garden were filled with fairy lights, yet to be lit up. It was only 5 pm after all. Lights hung all over the place, from on tree to another al connected to the glam garden chandelier above the gazebo. Despite of all the food arrangements in the manor, there was a cocktail station under of the trees. Boy, someone sure threw a lot of money into this. The bomboniere table was yet to be set but Steph could see the tiny corked bottles in the corner Steph strolled around wondering if Cass had already decided which bouquet to be chosen for Selina, when she left, a succulent, fern and garden rose banquet was at debate Tim was standing the far end of the place talking to some staff about setting up heaters and micro phone system, it was a chilly evening. Steph couldn’t remember the name of the designers but she was sure they were the top ones. Of all the wedding Steph attended, which weren’t many, this one was far too posh. She started walking towards Tim who was now scrolling something on his phone. She approached him from behind, wrapping her arms aroiund his waist and putting her head on his shoulder. “Steph” he said pleasantly. “what are you doing?” Steph asked “Wondering why you’re wrapped around me” his voice was nervous. “I missed you” she replied softly removing herself from him, he turned around to meet her gaze. His hair all messed up. He was wearing a Red hooded sweat shirt and jeans. One hand in his pocket and a tired look. “We talked Steph, what we agreed on was the best for us, for the time being. I miss you too but all of that was just too hard to let go so quickly” he slowly said. His sad expressions watered Steph’s eyes. “I know I just… really miss you” she smiled wiping her eyes. Tim gulped in reply but Steph was quick to change the topic “who are you contacting?” she asked looking at his phone. “Conner” he and Cassie volunteered to take care of patrols.” “But I though Bruce said the birds of prey and batwing were gonna do the first part and superman and wonder woman the other? “She asked confused. ‘The birds had to leave to Seattle for an emergency, I don’t know what happened but Dinah sounded worried when she informed Babs” “Huh, I hope everything goes smoothly” Me too” Tim said turning around. I’m gonna go check up on Bruce and ask Alfred if anything remain to be done. Can you see if Cass and Selina decided the flowers already?” “I’ll check, but where’s Damian?” she asked the question she had on her mind the whole after noon” “He’ll be here soon, I hope, he was with the titans“ Tim was uncertain. “And Jason?” Steph asked again. “I don’t think he’s coming, Bruce tried but he couldn’t convince him and he was avoiding Alfred’s call before Alfred went to his apartment but he bailed out of there too” “Figures” Stephanie shrugged. ………… The seats started to fill in; the guest list was kept small. Clark was already here with Lois and Jon; he was talking with Diana and Zatanna. Hal and Oliver were laughing off in a corner. Jon was playing with Damian’s pets. Jo’hn Jones sat awkwardly in the corner in his human form, looking around like it was his first wedding. Arthur was absent but promised Clark on the phone that he’s make it. Lucius fox, tam fox and Luke fox entered accompanied by Leslie Tompkins. The bride’s party was about 7 cats wondering all over the gardens, 3 girls roughly the age of 15 or 16, holly Robinson, and Pamela Isley. She sat by the trees growing little flowers around it. Dick told her to stop doing that because that would compromise the hidden identities, but no one out of the cape and tights crew was here yet. Harleen Quinzel was also on the list but didn’t arrive yet. Inside the manor, in the lounge, Dick sat on the couch in a tux. Damian paced around the room, looking incredibly cute in his small tux. Stephanie though her looked like an angry marshmallow, and she tried to squeeze him into a hug but Damian threatened to stab her with a rusty knife if she approached him again. Tim sat at the arm of the couch in his formal attire. His sleeves folded on his elbows. He had a cup of coffee in one of his hands as he talked with someone on the phone. Stephanie steps out of Selina’s room and joined Dick on the couch. Her hair tied into a ponytail, and she was in her uh-may-zing purple dress she bought a week ago. Selina didn’t get anyone professional to prepare her, so Stephanie helped her out with makeup and hair because she was ‘fab’ at it. Cass silently entered the room with two hair clips in her hand and handed them to Steph, crouching down in front of her. Steph clipped the quiet girl’s hair who was wearing her own ‘fab’ black dress. Barbara was on her laptop finishing report work. It’s near 7:30 pm. Bruce walked down the stairs in the same room talking to someone on the phone. He looked ready, with his hair done and cuffs folded up. There’s quite the noise in the place but the awkwardness still lingered in the air. Duke came running into the room and glares at Damian. “Damian, Titus is bugging me, control your mutt, dude” “tt, he clearly is intimidated by your annoying presence, replacement” Damian said carelessly. “Dude, what the hell, Control it!” duke said now frightened backing away from the barking dog. “Titus, boy, don’t hurt him too much” Damian smirked and walked towards the kitchen. Titus kept barking at Duke. “Damian!” he called after him. “Down boy, down. What have I done to you?” he moaned. Not a second later his eyes widened breaching for impact. The next second Titus was all over him, growling at his face. “Titus” Damian shouted at him walking in the room. “Bad dog” he pointed his finger at him. The dog whimpered removing himself from duke. “tt. You better change Thomas, those dusty paws will look uncivilized” Damian warned and duke glared at him. His expressions turn to anger when he sees all the dirty print on his clothes. “You could have stopped him in the first place, you brat” he snapped. And Damian clicked his tongue in return. Dude, what’s wrong with you, you’re a messed up little man. This is so not forgivable” he said walking out the room keeping his cool. ……. The guests had started to arrive. Commissioner Gordon who was strictly invited as a friend was too concerned to sit so he started ordering security about the necessary precautions taken if any attack occurs. Some of Bruce’s old school friends and a lot of Wayne enterprise staff were here. The seats were almost full and everyone was chatting or having drinks and cocktail. It was almost 8 pm. The minister had already arrived and now everyone was just waiting for the bride and groom and their family. *inside the manor* It’s an utter disaster. No one had any idea how thing got like this. From calm and peaceful to hell. But that was how Clark Kent found them. Stephanie was shouting at Tim. They were arguing about the sound system not being well enough. Tim believes that it should be replaced with the old system in the cave. No idea how it got there. Steph was shouting at Tim for letting it go. “It won’t even be used for 10 whole minutes” Steph snapped “And what if it malfunctions in those minutes? I have to be sure” “Can’t you just leave it be. You’re not supposed to worry about that thing. Why are the technicians here? You should be with Bruce and the rest of the family instead of fixing the cords while you “dad” get married” “Why are you even bringing that up?” “I’m bringing what up?” she shouted at him with all of her vocals. The rest of the room wasn’t quite peaceful either. Duke had returned after changing his tux into an old one of Tim’s. He had no clothes at the manor and certainly not any tuxes, Damian tipped him off by giving him a look so now he was shouting at him for being an asshole. “Man, if you’re so irritated with this, why are you sticking around?” Duke shot back in a line of many disrespectful statements. “What I do or do not, does not concerns you, Thomas. Know your place.” Damian threatened and Duke could already see a shuriken in his hands he pulled from his pocket. Seriously? He kept it with him? Barbara was on the other end of the room on the phone with Jim Gordon. She had one hand pressed against her ear to block out the noise and get a hold of what Jim was trying to explain. “What? Dad I can’t hear you” Barbara called loudly in the speaker. “-----“there’s something said from the other side which she fails to catch. “The security?” what’s wrong with it? “Dad, they’ll take care of it” Hello?” “Hello” “no I can’t hear you” “Damian! Shut the hell up” she snapped at his direction but he didn’t even notice. Jon Kent who was standing perplexed and nervous with his father was now hovering over Damian, trying to calm him and Duke on with his tiny, cheery voice. Pennyworth the cat was trying to jump on him from the coffee table, failing each time and then again jumping and failing. She broke the freshly filled vase in those attempts. “Jonathan Lane Kent” Lois called after him.” Get down here this instance” she grabs his boot trying to get him to stop hovering in the air. “Master Jon!” Alfred called in his angry warning tone “what if someone sees you” “Oops sorry” he smiled sheepishly landing on his feet. “Fuck off” Damian said you duke’s face in reply to something. Lois let out a big gasp covering Jon’s ears. “Language” Clark warns but Damian ignored continuing his verbal rage. “I’m gonna see if everyone out there is okay, I’ll try to keep it look okay. Alfred” he called to the elderly man who was combing Bruce’s hair while Bruce barked at Tim and Steph “you get this contained. They have to be out soon, its just 20 minutes into 8 o’clock”. With that said Clark stormed out of the room. “Cass, can you play anything louder” Stephanie shouted at the little girl who was trying to figure things out on her phone. She apparently opened the music app by mistake and it started playing “up town funk” in max volume. She didn’t even know how her music came to have music. She suspected it was Dick who made her a playlist since he talked about it before, but this was not the time for it to play. The loud music was starting to hurt her ears. She kept messing with app and setting but she couldn’t figure out how to close it down or turn the volume down. “Someone help” She let out a small cry but who could have heard her squeak in a raging battle field. Dick was pacing around the room trying to remember everything he was in charge of. And it hit him, he ran out of the room, abandoning his ringing phone on the couch. Bruce was now glaring at the whimpering dog who just didn’t want to shut up. Jon was still trying to calm everyone down with his tiny voice. The loud music roared from Cass’s phone as she failed to do anything. Steph was now shouting at Tim for a completely new reason and he sat curled up on the couch mumbling something to himself. Pennyworth the cat knocked over his coffee cup so that was a mess. Alfred was yelling at the act for making a mess in the carpeted room as he wiped the coffee spill. All this excitement even made Alfred loose his cool. Dick’s phone was still buzzing Barbara was on the phone with huntress who was updating her on the city’s situation Lois lane was trying to tell Perry on the phone that she couldn’t come on an emergency notice It was a total mess when Selina, in her black and white flowing wedding dress, came running in with Dick in the hell of a room. She was painting heavily and so was Dick. They both looked like the saw a ghost. With all that heavy makeup and dressing Selina looked completely miserable. And she finally let out a scream, freezing everyone in the room. “The rings” she managed to say catching her breath “we left them behind” *dramatic shatter of glass* dun dun dun 10 minutes before they had to walk the isle and no rings everyone was frozen. Their brains were too scattered to think of what to do. A moment later Tim spoke up “Jason” he said turning all the attention to him “What” Bruce glared at him. “Call Jason, tell him to speed to the jewelers’ and get the pre ordered rings. None of us can leave without being unnoticed” “That’s not a bad indeed” Stephanie agreed with him” and silence fell in the room. All of them had their talks with Jason but he didn’t agree to come, would he help then now? Or were they at a dead end. The silence got deeper and deeper. The only sound heard in the room was Cass’s playlist. Babs shot her a glare telling her to turn it off but she tried that already. All that was left to do was smash the phone since no one would help her. But Stephanie would smash her in return if she wasted all the ‘fab’ app she had installed. Dick was the first to act. He hoped from one couch and flipped to the other, grabbing his phone and landing on his feet. He dialed Jason’s number. The silence was deep enough they could hear the ringing bells of his call. One ring Two ring Three ring “Cass, turn down the music” Steph said and Cass looked like she could cry. She felt like kicking everyone for not helping her out but yelling at her. “Jason” Dick exclaimed. “The fuck do you want, dickface” a slight drowsy voice came from the other side “Help, you got to help us” he shouted barely breathing. Tim snatched the phone from his hand and spoke in the phone “listen, Hood, I’ll send you the picture of the order receipt and the address just rush there and get the, we don’t have time and no e of us can leave here. Get them here as fast as you can, you listening to me?” he said in one breath. “Hold up, fluff feathers, I need to get what?” he asked confused and now a bit worried, possibly even taking this seriously. Stephanie snatched the phone from Tim rolling eyes at him and spoke way calmer than other boys “Jason” she was cut off by a whining sound. ”three Bat brats in one call, lucky friggin me” “Shut up, you ass, the rings Jason! We forgot the rings” there was pin drop silence on the other end and the word were spoken afterwards “give me the address” The following minutes, a bike roared on the south streets of Gotham leaving everything in dust. ……. “Where is he?” Selina asked for the tenth time pacing around the hallway “he’ll be here” Dick replied confidently smiling at her “pfft. I am not so confident. Todd might play us all, he might be tricking us, even finding it funny” Damian suggested, his face al dark and suspicious as if he was scheming something Tim looked with surprise at him and let out a sigh “Jason is not a monster Damian, he won’t do anything like that at a time like this” he reassured but even he was a little wee bit scared. “The guests are already getting worried” Alfred informed entering the door between the manor and the gardens wearing his formal British tux. He has a satisfying look on his face, almost like a look of deep happiness and joy. Thuds were heard in the hallway, coming from the opposite side of the manor, coming near the family who stood at the door ready to make their entrance at any moment. The footsteps got closer and closer until they revealed a tall figure in sweat, panting. Jason stood there trying to calm his breath. To everyone’s surprise, he was wearing his tux Bruce got him that day. He looked freshly showered, his hairs were up in a spiky form, and cuffs rolled up, boots neatly polished. They all had confident he’d come around to help us but as a bonus he looked like he’d attend the wedding after all. Bruce stepped towards him putting a hand to his shoulder as he stood up straight, his breath now normal. Bruce gave him a warm smile, which he smirked ta. His hand crawled to his pocket and he let out a velvet box, and handed it to Bruce. Bruce didn’t bother opening it but wrapped his hands around Jason, hugging him tight and brief. He whispered into the hug “thank you for coming, son” Jason didn’t feel like making a sarcastic or any kind of comment and just smiled faintly in return. Bruce turned back to the rest and said “let’s go” “I knew you’d come” Tim exclaimed smiling at Jason who stuck out his tongue at hm. “tt. You came through, Todd, you may be useful after all” Damian remarked “Shut up twit” he hissed in return, shoving Dick off from the hug he gave him during the process. Dick was the first to go out and everyone watched from inside the door as he walked the pathway covered in petal and took is place as the best man. Stephanie ran out next and sat on the front row. Bruce took a deep breath and walked down the aisle, he refused to be escorted by anyone. Everyone clapped as he stood in front of the minister facing to the aisle. Everyone turned their attentions to the isle. Tim and duke were the next to come out; they took their place beside Dick, and smiled at the crowd. Tim could see many of his old friends and Duke finally got to show his friend that he really was adopted by Bruce Wayne. No more explanations and convincing for him. Soft classic music played in the background. Cass was the flower girl, she carried the rose banquet down the aisle looking adorable and small, completely harmless. She stood at her place waving at Stephanie who was giddy with excitement, almost jumping on her seat. A minute passed, no one else came out. The tension on Bruce and the boys’ faces started to show. They hadn’t thought of who’d take Selina down the aisle or how they’ll explain Jason. ‘My dead son returned to save the wedding, oh don’t worry he’ll do lie down in his grave after were done’ Bruce was now almost seating and Dick was reading to go back in when a shadow appeared in the entrance door. Damian slowly started walking out, shoulders broad and a faint and mature smile on his face, almost made them calm down. Then they all saw what they were waiting for, Selina started walking the isle, her hand in Alfred’s. The old man looked over whelmed with pride. Behind them Barbra and Jason followed, his hair now in a different style and his head a little bowed down. He had black glasses on his face and an ear piece connected to a little walkie talkie on his shoulder. They were trying to maintain the illusion of him being their body guard. Alfred slowly let go of Selina’s hand giving it to Bruce. Barbara sat beside Stephanie and Jason, when he was trying to sit on the front row, was eye gestured by Bruce to stand with the boys. At first they all were a little confused sine Jason didn’t really exist, there was just a body guard and there were people here who could recognize him if paid a little attention, but after a quick glance around, they realized no one was paying attention to anyone but Bruce and Selina. Alfred took his place on Selina’s side where Cass was standing with the flowers, he handed the ring coushin to Damian who looked annoyed by this travesty, he would have almost killed someone in anger of his new ‘ring boy’ role but Dick was there to hold his shoulder really tightly. It was perfect, no shooting thugs , no blasts , no bullets to doge, no schemes to foil. Just the quiet night. The cold breeze. The smell of roses in the air and the soft small voice of Selina Kyle as she gave her vow. A nervous crack in Bruce’s voice when he said his vow. And it was done. The knot was tied. They did it. As Bruce kissed Selina softly, his heart felt a new kind of feeling, not of joy or love or happiness. A feeling that said that he was now complete. He was whole. He felt like the found the missing piece of him he didn’t realize he was missing and it was perfect. As he looked around the crowd, he looked at his sons, his father figure, his daughters, his friend and allies, he felt grateful that he got to share the best moment of his life with them. …….. Everyone was enjoying themselves. Bruce and Selina walked around the ball room laughing and talking with people. It was all normal. It was all good. Stephanie and Cass sat on a table showing cake with spoons in each other’s mouth. Tim sat at the same table, looking at his phone. He looked up at Steph and Cass and said “it feels like a dream, still” smiling faintly. “I’m very happy myself” Steph said looking in Bruce and Selina’s direction “The patrol reports just came. Everything is quiet in Gotham. Can you believe it?” Tim said confused and worried. “Don’t worry Tim. We may not be people of faith, but count today as luck. Maybe we were destined to have this one great day in our lives” dick said sitting beside Tim. “Ugh, all this positive energy is killing me” Jason exclaimed crashing of the seat like it was a damned couch “I can’t take much more of this happy pappy bullcrap” he added dramatically. “And yet your still here” Barbara teased smacking his head as she sat beside him “no one asked you anything other than normal stuff, did they?” she asked concerned. She was the one who decided to risk it and take him down the aisle when he wanted to run away “Luckily no, that’s why I’m sticking around” “Are you sure it’s not the food man?” Duke smirked taking a seat at the big table “Shut up vermin, respect your fuckin elders” Jason threatened in return. “I agree with Todd. This is all too ridiculous. I hate these women and specially that group in the corner. I want to be done with this soon and head out to patrol’ Damian huffed grumpily crossing arms around his chest. “Lighten up dames. Eat some cake” Stephanie said forcing a spoon full in his mouth “Get away from me, brown” he hissed “This is great guys. I love this. I’ve never been this relaxed in ages” Dick exclaimed stretching his hands up in the air “Speak for yourself, best man. I’ve been going nuts with all this patrol reports. And I also hate formal introductions. Bruce has already introduced me to a dozen people by now. I’m not sure I like being Tim Wayne anymore” Tim huffed “I love being Richie Grayson” Dick informed cheerily “Kori even gave me a kiss on the cheek see” he told over joyed “And I love being dead. It’s way better than this. Also, you meet Kori, dickface? She was asking me for you earlier” Jason asked with a slight smirk “What? She met with you first. Oh cruel betrayal” he dramatically turned his head around. “It is a great wedding.’ Steph spoke up “and what a shame Dick. Jason is always stealing your stuff and girls” she teased “What a shame Bruce choose to marry the cat and not me” Jason said but Barbara hit him again in the head “So you agree that the cat must be a playing something here?” Damian demanded “Damian!” Dick and Barbara both snapped at the same time. “Don’t ruin this, Dames. Here have a wee littwel carrot stick. Baby bird wanna callot shitick?” Stephanie sang making faces at Damian annoying him to the core. He took out his knife but immediately hid it when a bachelor and his wife glared at him “Guys, Cool it. It’s a beautiful night. Let’s enjoy it” Dick pleaded “I’m just laying out the hypotheses, she’s too promiscuous to be committed to one man. And let’s not forget, she’s a thief. She may steal the valuables” he argued disrespectfully but his heart was not in it. He was just trying to maintain his dramatic image “That’s enough Damian” Barbara warned and he let out a gruff sound “Trust your dad, baby bird” Stephanie softly smiled “Besides, Selina may take offense and that would be good for your mom/son relationship” Jason said stealing some of the cake from Cass’s plate. “She is not my mother” Damian shouted to his face. “Oh right, you mom is batshit crazy and constantly tries to kill you” Jason corrected and Tim chuckled lightly. Dick was snow covering his head with his hands and Barbara hit Jason again on his head ”ow Babs” he moaned. “Bruce sure has a type” duke spoke in a while “are you calling my mother a concubine?” Damian hissed “”she’s worse kid. Don’t feel bad. At least you have a mom” Jason argued and Tim snorted again earning a glare from the little boy. “He wasn’t calling her that Damian and you shouldn’t be so disrespectful either, just because Bruce got married, that doesn’t mean he loves you any less” Dick softly reasoned. But their conversation had already gathered a lot of attention with its constant catfight kind o conversation and not to mention they were all Waynes on one big table, gaining a lot of attention. Bruce and Selina were now sitting with most of the JL, and Bruce’s expression changed from happy to grumpy with the capes crew. The usual Bat expression for those guys “Sounds like Dames doesn’t want an evil step mom after an evil birth mom” Steph teased. “You are on my wrath list, brown” he threatened “She just wants to co-exist peacefully” Tim reasoned “Peaceful? In this family, puh-fucking-lease” Jason rolled his eyes eating more cake. “You’re getting more and more dramatic every day” Dick pointed out “And annoying” Damian clicked his tongue. “I like peace” Cass smiled happily “Good girl Cass. At least someone does” Babs encouraged. “Boys, boys, boys. Be good little kiddies and keep it cool” Dick joked making a soccer Dad voice “Don’t you fucking dare, golden boy. Be the daddy to little bird brain over there, you’re not even good at that” Jason threatened making both Stephanie and Tim snort this time “Grayson is not my father, Todd” Damian half yelled before he caught the Babs glare. “He is kinda like you father kid” Tim agreed bracing for the verbal impact to come. “You’re a kid too you turd” Jason shot but got hit again by Barbara. “You are both childish” Cass death glared at them making them exchange terrified glances. “Yeah Cass! Death glared them both into the abyss” Stephanie cheered “Did I mention I love the arrangement” Dick asked “It is pure crap” Damian denied “Alfred will kill you for that comment” Barbara warned “We will have a talk about this Master Damian” they all froze catching sight of Alfred behind Damian who shot him a warning look before walking away with the British women he was with. “You’re in trouble” Dick informed “I am aware” Damian said coldly. “I like Selina’s dress” Cass said handing a glass of the drinks she brought to everyone on the table. “It looks pathetic” Damian argued “It does look kinda carp” duke agreed. Everyone looked at him surprised “what?!” he asked looking at everyone. “Their vows were so adorable” Dick cheerily changed another topic that may have started another war “I can’t believe Bruce wrote that. He’s finally growing up into a mature man” Barbara sounded more motherly than usual “tt. Father’s words were eloquent and wisely spoken” Damian clicked again looking at Bruce’s direction who also looked back at him from the other side of the room and smiled. “He’s trying so hard, and I feel so proud” Dick exclaimed. Tim, Cass and Stephanie nodded in agreement “Did you guys notice the cat ears on Selina’s tiara” Steph asked excitedly “I did, when she gave me a hug thanking me for bringing the rings” Jason informed and everyone looked at him unbelievably “He does one good thing in the line of bad and he get highly praised” Tim teasingly announced. “tt. I don’t trust you or the Cat, Todd” “Typical jealous teen” Jason smirked “I am way ahead of my years” Damian snapped in return “Every kid says that” Tim pointed out smirked in victory “You said that too” Steph laughed bursting his bubble “Hey!” “sorry sorry” Steph snorted in between laughs “I just want them to be happy” Dick the ever positive brother prayed “Seconded” Barbara agreed “Me to” Stephanie raised a hand “Bruce looks good when smiling” Cass added her vote “What about you lil demon” Jason asked the grumpy Damian “It could be worse I suppose” he clicked “I think he just gave his approval” Tim exclaimed “I think so too” Steph agreed “I hate you all” The end Thanks for reading people, drop a comment below. And share with all your friends. Ill be taking ideas for short stories, be sure to give one.

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