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animelover20 · 6 months

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I just found something on Pinterest and I think it's my spirit animal.

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I have never agreed more in my life.

Also you can find the original here btw.

This Pinterest post is officially doffy fucker approved🫴🩷

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #doflamingo #doffy #i agree with every one of these #the fucker rants #the fucker speaks #he's perfectly flawed🫶#he's awful i love him

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just-some-trans-nobody · 7 months

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I just want a grumpy werewolf to look over to me and immediately start wagging his tail. I would melt if that happened.

#monster #monster boyfriend #i just want to cuddle a fluffy werewolf #i just want a werewolf boyfriend #monster fucker #werewolves #gay werewolves #gay werewolf #werewolf #i just think they're neat #i want a werewolf to hold me gently #i want to kiss a werewolf #i want to ignore all my duties and kiss a big werewolf #monster stories #man i love werewolfs #im weak to the thought of werewolfs #rant about werewolfs #werewolfs being cute #grumpy werewolf

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weremonsterteeth · 5 months

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impossible to have insomnia with a werewolf boyfriend because body is so warm, fur is so soft, and there’s no way he’s not curled up around you sweetly plus if you really can’t sleep he can always breed you until you can’t keep your eyes open

#werewolf #werewolf boyfriend #terato #monster fucker #werewolf bf #post brought to you by suffering #reptilian rants

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running-with-kn1ves · 2 months

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cw: borderline nsfw, werewolf tings, tit sucking

Im thinking... sinfully perverted thoughts. Sucking on your werewolf boyfriend's big ol' tits. It started out simple-- he was just a moving pillow, chest so soft and pliable with a curved body that could practically envelop you with its warmth and softness.

When you laid on him at the end of each tough day, buried your face in between his pecks to avoid the sun's wrath in the morning, watching him stroll around with bedhead and no shirt as a tooth brush hangs from his mouth-- they all lead up to your depraved obsession. You joked with him at first, grabbing his chest from behind and using him as a stressball, saying you'd have to start buying bras for him to cover those D-cups. But a heavy makeout session can make you do things without a forethought.

Such as, leaving a trail of love bites below his collar bone, hickieing below his right nipple, latching on as if it was the most natural continuation. A slight "ah-" leaves his bitten lips. But you continue like nothing, letting him put a clawed hand against the back of your head, trying to pull you back to his lips. It was his fault for being fresh out the shower, shirtless and wet hair calling you to run your hands through. You had kissed your way up to his other peck before you were dragged into a mouth of sharp, throat-cutting teeth.

"Such a weirdo," he mumbled, massaging the hickie you left on his sensitive bud. But it wasn't long before you found you way back to the untouched left peck, straddling his waist after a dry hump session he initiated into you from below. It was only a few more weeks until rut season, you were treading dangerous waters getting him worked up like this with no release.

But like an addict you ran to his free nipple, ignoring the werewolf's desperate attempts to shimmy off his sweatpants. The once wet strands sticking to his forehead from the shower, now sheened with sweat. Tongue circling, small rubs just below his belly button, you were creating a mess of drool and embarrassment below you.

"Why you keep doin' that.. feels weird.." He gruffs, almost bucking into your palm when your hand reaches his upper thigh. "Can't you suck a little lower." He laughs with a short palming of his crotch, wishing the stiffness below his lazy cotton sweatpants was what you were obsessed with keeping your mouth on.

But your boyfriend realizes you won't let up, not when his tanned, enlargened chest muscle popped in your mouth like a sweet treat. Shiny eyes looking up at him with mischief, watching him pant with an open mouth and a wince everytime you pinched his free nipple. He might've not enjoyed it as much as you did, but the slowly inching fingers below grey fabric and his boxer-less hips was more than enough to make up for your teasing.

You relished in his groans, bulged biceps curling to grab a pillow to shove over his face. He practically bounced into your hand, squeaking when your teeth bit at his nipple, bite marks on the side of his breast. It was freeing, having the ability to pay him back for all the wolfy slobbering and harsh teeth sinking he did when the full moon rose. And you didn't feel bad one bit-- in fact, you should've taken up this tit obsession sooner.

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clara-licht · 7 months

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I spent the last few nights reading multiple bakudeku fics and this page just

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it made me wailed as I clutched my phone to my chest

seriously. I actually did that.

#i just love bkdk so much 😭#KACCHAN'S PRETTY SMILE IN THIS CHAPTER MADE ME SCREAM #BAKUGOU KATSUKI YOU LIL FUCKER I LOVE YOU SM #clara rants #bnha #mha #bnha 405 #mha 405 #bkdk #bakudeku #bakugou katsuki

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hyperfocuscentre · 8 months

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I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE!! If I see one more person compare solangelo to one of those bitchy black cat x sunshine golden retriever mlm ships, I will lose my mind. Will Solace has literally never ever come across as a golden retriever, not once. In fact, he’s literally compared to a cat. The only sunshiny thing about him are his powers and his face, they are misleading because his personality is basically the opposite.

Nico may present himself in a ‘black cat’ kinda way but deep down he’s a softie and the amount of times he thinks super cute, love sick things in tsats is WILD. He reminds me of a drenched rat who likes to curl up on someone’s chest and snooze.

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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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You're telling me that Joker and Bruce canonically admitted they're in love with each other (Bruce didn't deny it in the Injustice comic when Supes accused him of being in love with J and there's so many comics where Joker confesses his love for Bruce) and they haven't kissed??? The blasphemy.

#batjokes #bruce wayne #jeremiah valeska #batman #the joker #rant post #dc #dc comics #how hard is it to draw a smooch #especially with their tension #you're telling me these fuckers haven't kissed once #not even on the cheek #you gotta be kidding me

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ghost-doodles · 4 months

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okay no, what I find absolutely hilarious is the fact that mr laughs at the orphans during the stock market crash 1929 had a whole ass duet about being a wanting/being a father figure to Charlie. Like just from what we have seen Alastor has pretty much had a polite tone to Charlie and their relationship is buisnessy at best with a slight bit of antagonistic remarks (given the new lore alastor seems to be here for multiple reasons but one is definitely for laughs and entertainment). this man could give two shits about being a father figure but he saw an opportunity

an opportunity to not only piss off the big man himself (or well short man) but to get a way with it. Alastor realized this and the motherfucker RAN WITH IT

and honestly good for him it was quite entertaining

#alastor the radio demon #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #this mother fucker is petty and im here for it #vox wishes he could have this rivalry #i do wonder how Charlie will think abt this tho #ghost rants

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ideasarestuckinmyhead · 2 months

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slight spicey Finn his? PLZ I BEG

Slightly Spicy Finn

Sometimes he likes slightly messing with you, like dressing a bit provocative to get your attention on him.

He is shy but he knows hes hot, it's annoyingly good how hot he can make himself be when he puts his mind to it!

Since he moves around a lot making bouquets he uses this to put his hair up to distract you while unbuttoning his shirt a bit.

groans a little bit louder when your around complaining about the heat while giving you puppy dog eyes.

At one point he ended up taking his shirt off to reveal a tank top. flex's his back abit since he can feel your eyes on him.

uses his clumsiness to his advantage, bending over at the waist to get a flower her dropped or even getting on his knees and arching a bit to look for whatever fell under the table.

If working outside on the garden he drinks water a bit sloppy to where it gets all over his chest a bit.

Cheeky fucker also uses his shirt to wipe sweat off of his forehead.

When your super focused on something he likes to lean on your back and ask questions while breathing on your neck.

Is another one who likes to sit on your lap a bit, but not fully, he makes you pull him on your lap. Then he teases you saying you don't need to manhandle him (it's exactly what he wanted)

When you carry something heavy for him he touches your arm and complements your strength "Did you work out?" depending on your answer he would say "You could use me to work out~"

Says sexy shit and acts like he meant somethin else, like "Your hot? Oh sweetheart, I know you are. Huh? No I just said I know it's so hot!"

Even sometimes making you grab something for him he doesn't need. "Sunflower? Could you bend over and grab that for me? Yeah...it should be right there...God, your ass is so hot...Oh! You found it thank you! What was I looking at? Oh there is a little sticker on your butt!...Here let me get it for you!" he leaves a longing touch on your butt after getting the sticker off.

#red rants #yuurivoice #yuurivoice finn #red answers #WOW didn't realised how much I wrote for him-#lets be honest when he wants to Finn can be a cheeky lil fucker

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hostdoozy · 5 months

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I am putting this thought here cause I think a lot about the Kraang and it is sad to see that the Rottmnt community reduced them to nothing more than set pieces or a hivemind (when they're clearly not)

I want to delve into Kraang3's abilities and how they differ from his elder siblings. so let's focus on the most DANGEROUS one out of the trio

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Before I continue I do want to emphasise this point cause i cannot stress this enough, the Kraang themselves are NOT a hivemind. 1 & 2 throughout the movie have many instances of being individualistic, acting upon their own desires- the slight expectation being 3, who is obedient and restrained.

Does this mean 3 is not his own character? nope- he's still his own individual. Kraang3 is a loyal soldier awaiting commands from his Eldest brother 1 but with this being said, he's still capable of acting upon his own volition if the situation calls for it. (I.e protecting the key from Leo, then later on his confrontation with Donnie & mikey within the technodrome. )

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"But Brew! How does this tie into Kraang3's abilities?"

You might be wondering. Well, my dear reader- it actually does, in some way. Now that I established that the Kraang themselves are NOT a hivemind. Kraang3 on the other hand, is capable of making them but out of other species.

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The Kraang are (while not in a traditional sense) a parasitic-like race. They come to other planets for the pure purpose to conquer... to consume.. to mould the inhabitants into their ideal image.

Anything caught within it is assimilated and turned into a mindless drone. However, there is a slight flaw within 3's biomass. Which is the effects heavily vary upon the individual. Some are mutated beyond recognition- while in other instances- it merely clings itself onto the victim's flesh, invading their minds. The changes heavily vary from person to person. We don't know how far his hivemind can go- but his drones are capable of taking commands from his elder siblings at least. (side note: Biomass contains empyrean, the source of yokai and mutants.)

now, What kind of hivemind does 3Kraang create? The answer is kinda unclear. In some instances where YES, both the biomass and the drones act as an 'extension' of himself but in other moments, they're like worker bees protecting their queenbee. (the queenbee in this case, being the actual kraang, not just 3)

3's biomass can also possess machinery, creating unholy and terrifying abominations against nature. With machines- there is no will to conquer. Furthermore, 3's biomass once it reaches a certain point, can drain energy from an entire fucking city and redirect it into a MASSIVE portal into the sky.

ALL of that- is 3's doing. His siblings are incapable of doing this and are aware of it.

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So before I get into that- just what the 1 & 2 abilities are? Allow me to break it down into a simpler list. we know that

Both Kraang 1 & 2 have some Shapeshifting properties. While they are not capable of changing their forms entirely, they can at least shift parts of their anatomy. This aids them in combat outside of their suits (I.e extending their limbs or shifting the density of their flesh)

Krang 1 can peer into his victim's mind. This can only be done physically and through his tendrils. It allows him to dig through their memories and gather intel. The process is evidently painful for the victim causing them to pass out upon kraang 1 retraction. (not canon however, it is worth noting that within a deleted scene. Kraang 1 instead forged a false dream in Raph's mind in which Raph "escaped" and ran back home. This was how the kraang were going to discover Tmnt's home initially)

Kraang1 can block mystic powers. Using his frills- Kraang1 can make a specific soundwave that blocks out his enemy's powers- forcing his opponent to face him and rely on their physical prowess rather than "tricks"

Both Kraang 1 & 2 are highly durable. They had buildings, wrecking balls, fucking 'acid'- thrown at them and while the experience is indeed painful, They manage. They quickly recover from that experience and press forward. They're relentless.

3's siblings never showed any signs of the same powers as he does.

Kraang1 knows this.

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Throughout the entire movie. He is seen accompanying 3 the whole time, safely guarding his little brother and dictating his every move along the way. 1 knows how important 3 is to their future empire because neither he nor his sister, have what 3 has. It was not just the Technodrome they needed- it was also 3.

So even when the Technodrome was destroyed. it wasn't just the ship he was pissed about. he was also pissed about his little brother possibly perishing. 3 was IMPORTANT to their conquest, without him, They wouldn't be able to finish what they started all those centuries ago. 3's powers are crucial for their empire.

"you ruined everything!"

1 truly meant it when he said that. He admitted to defeat but retracted that statement with "You think you've won, you wretched little pest." - To sum up this moment, The dude is seething. He is coping that some teenagers outwitted him and killed his little brother, putting a cork in HIS plans. Even with the knowledge that his sister is alive back on earth. There won't be any way for her to 'reclaim' earth- since the two most essential things have been blown up to smithereens.

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To conclude this weird tangent.

While Kraang1 is the eldest sibling/the leader. Kraang3 is the more dangerous one because of how he unique abilities. Without him, things would turn out very differently

also- completely unrelated, 3 reminds me of the homophobic dog meme.

okay, that is all. for now.

#brew talks #Rottmnt rambles #kraang #Kraang lore #character analysis #rottmnt #krang #rottmnt krang #kraang 3 #i am not spell checking this fucker. LET ME RAMBLE #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rant???#YOU THINK THE FOOTCLAN WERE BAD??? BITCH YOU HAVEN'T MET ME

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animelover20 · 5 months

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So I didn't think I my day was too bad until this is home by cavetown came on after randomly deciding to listen to one of my playlist and I had to stop myself from crying I swear that song is so good it hurts.

I didn't think today with all the arguments was too bad because that's pretty normal but one fuckin song man just one.

AND NOW WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBER IS PLAYING LIKE COME ON! DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY BECAUSE YOUR SUCCEEDING!

THEN FAIRY TAIL BY WHOEVER PLAYED AND NOW WRECKING BALL BY MOTHER MOTHER WTF LIFE I'M CRYING FUCK OFF!

#the fucker rants #how does this happen? i have no clue

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just-some-trans-nobody · 2 months

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Things are expensive I wish I had a werewolf sugardaddy to buy me things

#monster fucker #monster #monster boyfriend #werewolves #werewolf bf #werewolf sugardaddy #werewolf rant #i want a werewolf to hold me gently #i want to kiss a werewolf #werewolf girl #gay werewolves #gay werewolf #werewolf #funny werewolf post #kiss a monster #trans monster fucker

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kkolg · 4 months

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HANG ON A SECOND

WHY HAVE YOU BEEN LEAVING LITTLE SMILEY FACES ON THESE POSTS WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS HOW THIS WASN'T THEIR IDEA?

YOU ARE NOW A PRIME SUSPECT

I plead the fifth

#You don’t got shit on me fucker #k’s rants #murder drones #md #ask

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weremonsterteeth · 6 months

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generating your own body heat sounds fine but I prefer having hot monster fuck partners pressed against me on all sides Iike big slutty emperor penguins

#monster fucker #terato #reptilian rants

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spinderella-umbrella · 1 month

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If we’re gonna do Jegulus can we just make it make sense?? Like?? Please?

And for the love of god stop forgetting that kids are dumb

Imagine James seeing Reg for the first time and short circuiting because he’s like oh that guys cute and he has no idea how to deal with it and regulus wants NOTHING to do with him.

So he just teases him relentlessly in the halls trying to get his attention and Regulus never bats an eye. The only time they interact is during quidditch when they’re yelling at each other about fouls.

James is constantly in a gay panic and it doesn’t come out nicely at all. He over corrects by constantly asking Lily to be his girlfriend because she’s cool as hell and who wouldn’t want Lily to be their girlfriend?

Jegulus would get together at school when hell froze over.

#marauders #maraudersfanfiction #rant #Jegulus #james potter #jily #regulus black #don’t come for me fuckers you know I’m right #canon who?#this is still closer to canon than I keep seeing #over this ship

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queer-reader-07 · 23 days

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the amount of restraint it is taking me to write a "respectful" discussion post on fucking roe v wade and reproductive rights that won't get me black listed by my polisci prof is truly wild

#'don't get personal and respect others opinions'#ok but some of these fucker's opinions are that people don't get bodily autonomy #some of these peoples opinions are that roe v wade being overturned was good #like fuck off with that bullshit we should not be discussing peoples fucking human rights as part of a class activity are you kidding me #rant #personal

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