listen jedtavius nation i know we love the melodramatic roman octavius who waxes poetic about jed at any given opportunity and emotionally constipated jedediah who is so bad with words that he just goes "hrbghbsf!!!!!!! i!!!! i love he!!!!!! when octy does!!!! does the thing!!!!!"
but have we considered melodramatic roman octavius who can absolutely bust out the longest speech ever about anything else but when it comes to jedediah? sputtering, blushy mess
and what about a jedediah that really can't quite put words to his thoughts or feelings for anything else but when it comes to octavius? hoo boy sit down lad cus youre in for it.
like, look:
Nicky (kid): Jed, how did you know you like, /liked/ Octavius?
Jedediah: Same as I know that the sun's gon' set tomorrow, boy! I'll tell ya now, I ain't never felt nothin' like it before... When he turns and notices me there and his expression changes from this stern glare that's cold and hard like steel to this softer look that feels like a warm blanket on a cold night, or, or like how a good whiskey settles in yer stomach. Then, he calls out to me, and- and, listen, kid- it's like being beckoned to by the sun itself, ya know? I can't quite look at 'im head on, 'cus if I do I feel like I might just burn up and die, seein' all that beauty all at once. I'd die a happy man, though, lemme tell ya...
Nicky:
Nicky: That's cool! A boy gave me a cool rock yesterday and that's why I asked
juxtaposed with
Lancelot: I'm curious, what /do/ you see in that little smelly cowstead?
Octavius: I.
Octavius: Um. He...
Octavius, rapidly shutting down, face extremely flushed: He... hrhgjjhhh..... //////// ;;;;;;;; he.... he make me;;;;;; the warm and the///////// the fuzzy.... hshdhwhdhwkfhjed !!!!! /////////////;;;;;; (curls up into a ball like a pillbug)
Lancelot: Oh dear. Nightguard! I appear to have broken Octavius!
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I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY
you understand that I was on walk with Arrow, he was just sniffing te grass, didn't do ANYTHING, AND SOME FOUR ABSOLUTE IDIOTS START TO THROW FIRECRACKERS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM TO JUST MAKE HIM SCARED. HE HIDE BEHIND ME AND ALL THEY DO WAS JUST FUCKING LAUGH
FUCKING. LAUGH.
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When Taylor Swift said "cause shade never made anybody less gay" and when Kacey Musgraves said "follow your arrow" and when Ariana Grande said "gotta live my truth, not keep it bottled in" and when Dove Cameron said "I could be a better boyfriend than him" and when Lil Nas X said "you live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend" and when Harry Styles said "lights up and they know who you are" and literally all of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" and-
My oh my I love queer lyrics, I could continue this list for miles.
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Lmaoooo okay so MAJOR story spoilers ahead-
But I just finished the crisis at hyrule castle quest line (after thorough googling that I wasn't going into the final boss, of course) and went back to the landing where everyone gathered to discuss what to do next.
It was all very solemn and thoughtful, everyone theorising and letting it sink in how incredibly dangerous ganon was, and then purah and riju are like 'omg there was a sixth sage maybe we can find whatever they've left behind maybe it can help us' and then Link IMMEDIATELY speaks up like 'oh yeah about that I've already found her. Yeah she's fine she's going to help us. I've also got the master sword too by the way'.
Everyone was SHOOK. I got praise and amazement from all sides. Purah was like 'ALREADY???!! And you didn't think to TELL ME??' it was great.
Never felt more like canon link in my life. I've got a screenshot of everyone's :O?! face. Going to be riding that high for hours XD.
But it's very impressive that I managed to procrastinate so hard I managed to skip about three major plot lines just by squirrelling my way where I'm not supposed to be purely by accident lmao.
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love when I'm on the fence of making a character a f/o, like just deciding if I like them enough for that, but then they do something that makes my heart flutter and I'm like oh. godDAMMIT.
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when you have to give up and just start the wip notes over fresh cause you open your notebook and it looks like the journal of a person they are trying to convey as slowly going mad in a movie
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i wish there was like a minecraft mode thats called extra peaceful so like. mobs are here (so you can have mob materials) but they dont attack you unless you attack first or get literally on top of them
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