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listen jedtavius nation i know we love the melodramatic roman octavius who waxes poetic about jed at any given opportunity and emotionally constipated jedediah who is so bad with words that he just goes "hrbghbsf!!!!!!! i!!!! i love he!!!!!! when octy does!!!! does the thing!!!!!"
but have we considered melodramatic roman octavius who can absolutely bust out the longest speech ever about anything else but when it comes to jedediah? sputtering, blushy mess
and what about a jedediah that really can't quite put words to his thoughts or feelings for anything else but when it comes to octavius? hoo boy sit down lad cus youre in for it.
like, look:
Nicky (kid): Jed, how did you know you like, /liked/ Octavius?
Jedediah: Same as I know that the sun's gon' set tomorrow, boy! I'll tell ya now, I ain't never felt nothin' like it before... When he turns and notices me there and his expression changes from this stern glare that's cold and hard like steel to this softer look that feels like a warm blanket on a cold night, or, or like how a good whiskey settles in yer stomach. Then, he calls out to me, and- and, listen, kid- it's like being beckoned to by the sun itself, ya know? I can't quite look at 'im head on, 'cus if I do I feel like I might just burn up and die, seein' all that beauty all at once. I'd die a happy man, though, lemme tell ya...
Nicky:
Nicky: That's cool! A boy gave me a cool rock yesterday and that's why I asked
juxtaposed with
Lancelot: I'm curious, what /do/ you see in that little smelly cowstead?
Octavius: I.
Octavius: Um. He...
Octavius, rapidly shutting down, face extremely flushed: He... hrhgjjhhh..... //////// ;;;;;;;; he.... he make me;;;;;; the warm and the///////// the fuzzy.... hshdhwhdhwkfhjed !!!!! /////////////;;;;;; (curls up into a ball like a pillbug)
Lancelot: Oh dear. Nightguard! I appear to have broken Octavius!
#night at the museum#natm#jedediah smith#octavius gaius#jedtavius#octavius natm#diem says things tag#lancelot proceeds to get pelted with tiny rocks and arrows from angry romans and cowboys#every time octavius gets like that he turns bright red and cant put together a proper sentence until he calms down#very inconvenient
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Human Bill will sometimes laugh so hard it gives him a panic attack because he can't breathe. One minute he's laughing at some dumb thing and the next he's sounding more and more hysterical, there's something almost like fear in his eye(s) because it won't stop and every time he tries to breathe his body IMMEDIATELY ejects the air to continue laughing. On at least one occasion he couldn't stop for so long he passed out from oxygen deprivation.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#his ass is NOT used to having to breathe#as a triangle? he could laugh nonstop as hard as he wanted no problem#as a human? hes limited by things like 'lung capacity' and 'air' and 'involuntary panic responses'#very inconvenient
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Damn I should have tried to come up with some tgcf valentines day cards. Ah well.
#i always have more ideas than time#also i have been taken captive by my need to write again#very inconvenient
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thinking about sun and moon smooches again,,,, aaaaaaaaaa
#I’ve just woken up why is my brainrot at his level rn#very inconvenient#i need at least two cups of coffee in me to deal with it#anyways good morning!!#fnaf#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#zip it lily
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meowza i got garlic in my eye
#very inconvenient#im trying to eat pizza girlies#UGH WHATEVER#it actually did nothing but im#dramatic#sparkles
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happy october!!! here’s a spider :)
#in the horror mood#poor spider lady#don't you just hate it when you start suddenly growing hundreds of twitching spider legs#very inconvenient#horror#tw body horror#tw insects#not worm#my art
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gamers i am so tired and kind of disasociating which is great because in a few days i have to pack ALL MY SHIT (its not tHAT much) but awful timing brain /lighthearted
#rotthoughts#very inconvenient#but im almost back on my sleeping schedule so thats nice#and we'll have the money to buy water and healthier food soon enough :D#we didnt get as much money as we had hoped#but this house HAS been uncared for for more than two decades. so.#and its still a usuable amount!!#we're fucking free!!#the check for the house sale is on my kitchen counter Right Now#which is partly why im mad im disasociating rn LMAO#come on brain be lucid for a second so i can drink in hhow free we are Right Now
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Having a dissociative disorder is such a pain in the ass sometimes.
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Period randomly decided to start a whole week early. Ok.
#katie is rambling 2k22#very inconvenient#bathrooms are not set up for people menstruating#so I have to walk up and down the stairs to my bathroom every single time#with my bum ankle#this is fun I’m having so much fun /s#menstruation mention
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Is it a sleep night, tonight? Enquiring mind wants to know
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its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know
#i think this is why ive been so much more geniunely happy these last few years#like. i will never be going to bed alone. i will always have someone who wants me here#i will always have someone to say 'im sorry im not feeling very well now' and they will be concerned instead of being annoyed#at you as if those feelings are an inconvenience#scratchpost#txt
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Huh. Okay then sorry about the broken @ s. It does not want to be fixed
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i hate profs who only post the work the day they announce it. i plan out my week very carefully based on what work i need to do for the upcoming days but it just compeltelly gets a wrench thrown in there when i log on at 9:30 am tired as fuck and wishing i was dead only to see 2 more random assignments
#its not really that bad but boy is it annoying as fuck#like#its inconvenient often#like today was the day i was like ok i need to lock in and do all my life science work and study for the exam.. then boom#i text ian in the morning like hey what did we do in comp 2 because i did NOT show up and hes like oh yeah 2 assignments on eagle#head in hands ..#eye dee kay if ill do it tonight because i didNT PLAN TO HAVE COMP 2 WORK TODAY#too much life science work plus exam day tomorrow .. uhg#very inconvenient
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ngl still makes me feel physically sick whenever I remember it :/
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