I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

Sleepy Eepy Mareepy

The most relationship ever

(credit to @thesungod for the idea, always out there with the best inspo LMAO)

at some point "don't assume someone's gender/sexuality" became "assume everyone is cishet unless told otherwise in explicit detail" when that is almost the exact opposite of the original phrases intention.

i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

THE SEALS ARE POPULAR HAPPY DAY!!!

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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seal soda

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself