Yelena, holding her head: Ow, ow, ow! сука! How can it hurt so bad??
Kate, rushing in the kitchen: What happened?! Did you cut yourself? Why are you in pain?!?OMG are you dying?!
Yelena, with tears in her eyes: I was eating the last chunk of my popsicle but it was too big and I got a brain freeze. It would have been a bad way to die.
Kate, leaving the room: Yelena you scared me to death. Don’t do that again.
Yelena: Kate Bishop! What did I do?! I was in serious pain!!
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man the violent cognitive dissonance between "I need to do everything in my power to get out of this house because my abusive fathers mental health is clearly declining which will make things Worse" vs "If I take advantage of my moms offers to help me get the fuck out of here I am Abusing My Class Privilege And Therefore Should Suffer The Fate Of Die"
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every time i try to sit down and write, i end up going on a walk that lasts three hours
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Holy shit I’ve never had brain freeze so bad it made my eye burn, that sucked
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Btw if you dont think trans people are sexy you should kill yourself. If youre cis and you dont find trans people sexy you should kill yourself especially. Cis people should be worshipping trannies and aspiring to be like us
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