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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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asking you what ur favorite animal is on our date at the zoo so i can leap into the enclosure and fight it to earn ur respect and admiration
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!
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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!
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First carriage ride of the year 🐶🌼
For anyone new, Holly Mop is a rescue dog who spent the first few years of her life in a cage. When we first got her she was terrified of being outside and would become ill with stress when we tried to take her on walks. We got her a stroller to see if that would help and it became her favorite thing. Three years later she’s able to walk on leash in quiet spaces, but still loves the elevated view from her carriage.
The flowers are left over from renfaire last year:
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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Summaries, Custom Article Actions, Obsidian Integration, and More
Today we’re launching Instapaper iOS 8.6, which includes Summaries to quickly get a snapshot of an article, Custom Article Actions to customize the toolbar in the article view, and many more new features that you’ve been asking for.
We’re also launching our official Obsidian Plugin, which syncs all of your highlights and notes to Obsidian.
Summaries
Summaries provide both an overview of the current article, and a list of Summary Highlights which showcase the most important sentences in the article.
You can access Summaries by tapping the “...” menu then tapping Summarize. We wanted to make Summaries accessible from wherever you are in the article, so you can also swipe from the right edge of the article to open the summary.
Tapping any of the Summary Highlights will take you to that place in the article, and you can easily highlight or create a note by tapping the summary highlight. There is also a toggle that enables you to show all Summary Highlights in context while you’re reading the article.
Summaries are limited to 5 per month for free users. With Instapaper Premium you’ll get unlimited Summaries, and Instapaper will automatically sync Summary Highlights to your device. If you have the “Show in article” toggle enabled, Instapaper will automatically show the Summary Highlights in the article without needing to fetch the summary first.
Summaries are available in Instapaper iOS 8.6 and on the Instapaper website. macOS and Android coming soon!
If you’re interested in the technical details, we also published a post about how Instapaper Summaries are generated.
Custom Article Actions
In the article view, you can now customize the toolbar actions by long pressing an icon, and replacing it with a customized action. We’ve received a lot of requests from people who frequently use text-to-speech or view their notes, and want an easy way to do that from the toolbar. So if you’re using Instapaper for heavy research, your toolbar might look something like this:
Custom Article Actions are available today on iOS, with macOS support coming soon.
Obsidian Plugin
We’re excited to share our official Obsidian Plugin, which is the only plugin that can sync all of your highlights and notes to Obsidian.
You can enable the plugin by searching for Instapaper in Obsidian Plugins. After installing, navigate to Settings > Instapaper (under Community Plugins), log in with your Instapaper credentials, and your Notes will start syncing.
Additional Features & Improvements
In addition to the above, we’re launching a number of additional features and improvements in Instapaper iOS 8.6:
Oldest article sync is now available. If you'd like to sync your articles oldest first, you can navigate to Instapaper Settings > Advanced > Home (Under Syncing) > Oldest First.
Support for iOS default system browser when opening links. You can switch to the iOS default browser by navigating to Instapaper Settings > Browser > System.
If you prefer Dark Mode slightly less dark, True Black can now be disabled in Instapaper Settings > Advanced > True Black.
Toggle to enable or disable scrolling under the status bar available in Settings > Advanced > Full Screen.
Option to remove “via Instapaper” attribution when sharing articles is available with Instapaper Premium in Settings > Advanced > Sharing.
Improved display of code blocks in reader view.
Increased largest font sizes for better accessibility.
As always, if you have any feature requests, questions, or concerns please feel free to reach out at [email protected].
– Instapaper Team
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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