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THE FISHERMAN'S LEG (Part 9 of 20)
A sequel to Dee 1/2 Demon
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De Writer (Glen Ten-Eyck)
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Later, at the Minami house, Fisherman Minami closed his eyes and took a deep breath before saying anything. Carefully, he bowed his head and apologized to his wife. “Tanira san, I am deeply ashamed of my behavior towards you this day. I can only say that I am used to being the one taking in catch from the other boats and was upset at seeing you and those girls from over at the Shop of Repairs doing it. You do know that they are spies for the evil ones in that shop, do you not?”
Tanira nodded a bow thoughtfully as she replied, “Minami san, I will accept your apology. That you were very upset at the turns of events lately is obvious. I did also expect you to say that last.
“If Minara and Takahara are spies, still, we owe them much. I took the Fish Market as a complete settlement for the golden cash that you stole from my dower rights. Looking at its books, I made a very bad deal. Without the help of those girls, I would not have earned enough to pay for the fish that we got today.
“Even if I tried your criminal trick of only paying for fish after it is sold, the Market's earnings would have been only a few of copper cash. With their alert and pleasant attitudes, they drew in many customers that would have passed us by. Because of them, we earned two of silver cash and three strings sixteen of copper cash after all costs including buying the fish at dockside.”
Slipping a bit from courtesy, Minami snapped, “And then you went to dine with those evil ones!”
“Minami san! After a long day of hard work, Ichuru san and I were invited to share a free dinner in pleasant company!
“On the dock you crowded to the head of the queue in front of those there first! You rudely called me 'woman!' and demanded over three times the value of your catch in front of all the fishermen! You were so completely rude that your own crew threw you into the water for some peace so that they could settle the value of the catch.
“You left such a sour ending to an otherwise excellent day that when Ichuru san and I were offered a pleasant meal in happy surroundings, YES, we took it at once!
“When we came out to come home, you ruined even that! If you are what is good and they are evil, I will take the evil at once!”
Her shoulders slumped and she began to weep. “I am sorry, Minami san. This conversation has gone badly. I wish that you could see why.
“Would you like me to fix you some dinner?”
Minami paused, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly. He noticed Ichuru quietly playing with his toy boat on the tatami mats of the floor and his face softened. “Yes, Tanira san, I would appreciate that.”
Taking the small victory of her husband's being courteous with her, she went to the kitchen and began to cook.
For a wonder, it was a quiet meal and when it was done, Minami helped her to clean up.
The next morning both Minami and Ichuru were absent, so she had a quiet breakfast and went to open the Fish Market. Both Minara and Takahara were waiting for her. They had not been idle. All of the sun shades were up and in their proper places. The little ice that had survived the night was waiting.
Takahara bowed politely in greeting and said sadly, “Poor Patsu san was right. There is a lock on the ice house door and a note saying that the key will cost you a cash of silver.”
Concern in face and voice, she asked, “Poor Patsu? What has happened?”
Both Minara and Takahara shook their heads in sorrow. “It was last night sometime, after the tide started to rise. One of Sabo's regular fishing boats, the Chrysanthemum of the Sea tried to fish in the waters near to Dry Island after dark. There is a strong tidal bore that comes out from between Dry Island and the Rocky Eyot. The sudden current caught them and pushed the boat onto some rocks sideways.
“It rolled over and three of the seven men on her drowned. Patsu came out to our dock first thing in the morning and found two of the bodies. In spite of being broken up, she saw the survivors on that dangerous rock beach on Dry Island. She took a small boat and some floats out.
“Not even our boats are safe near that beach. She let the floats out on a long line for them. She pulled all four of them to safety at our dock. On the way in, she found the last of the drowned men. She was really upset by that.
“The ones that she saved went and got a Constable to complain that she should have come for them in a bigger boat that they could ride in, instead of being towed in on floats.
“She had to explain that a bigger boat could not have got close enough to get the floats to them and then snapped that since they were that ungrateful for being saved, she was going to charge them for her work, equipment and time in the rescue.”
Both girls started to giggle. “She did too. Went straight to the Tribunal and filed her claim, pointing out in the bill that if they had not been ingrates and complained to a Constable, she would have charged them nothing.”
Nodding at the ending, and smiling some, Tanira pointed to their cart with the ice chest. “Takahara san, if you would, they told me yesterday that they would see me cared for with ice. Could you please go and get us some?”
Takahara took up the pull bar and trotted over to the Sabo's Better Fish Market. The women there laughed at the idea of Minami trying to blackmail his wife for the ice that she needed as they filled the cart with sparkling clean ice.
Soon the Fish Market was open. The three of them had loaded their display trays and were busily cutting fillets from fish that were still good but getting a little stale. The filets were going into openwork trays that were being put into the sun to dry for commercial trade to the back country areas, far from the sea. Along with those, they were setting up trays of sea water to evaporate for salt, also valuable in both Sabo and the back country.
Besides this happy industry, they were tending to a surprising number of customers! Word had gone out that Minami no longer ran the Fish Market and it was now busy.
In the midst of this, Minami and Ichuru came up from the dock area. Minami had a sourly triumphant lip curled half grin as he announced, “If you want to use the key to the ice house, you must pay me!” He was holding up the key. “It will only take a silver cash each time that you need it opened!”
Takahara snorted, “Really, Minami! You truly should use your eyes before opening your mouth!”
His eyes took in the trays of sparklingly clear clean ice! He instantly snapped, “Where did you steal this from!? You must have forced or picked my lock!”
Tanira had a grim smile of her own as she pointed to the key still upraised in his hand and nodded. Constable Canra who had come up unnoticed during Minami's outburst, plucked the key from his hand!
To be Continued
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On Halloween, as Diavolo's birthday wish, demon brothers and side characters go trick-or-treating in the Human World with MC.
Since people are wearing costumes, with suggestion from MC, demons let out their demon forms, since no one will suspect a thing.
Then, a group of people passing by sees their forms and says, "Hey, losers! You look like a bunch of clowns! Did your daddy make them for ya?!", and laughs at their faces while walking away.
How do bros react?
Lucifer
Ohhh boyy
Disrespecting his and Lord Diavolo’s demon form would certainly not end well
The dad comment further infuriated him to the point he is sort of glowing with a dark aura
He soon remembers he is in the human world and if he tries to punish anyone it could end badly
Just takes a deep inhale, it wasn’t as big of a blow to his pride as some might expect once he realized these are just some insecure humans or whatever may be the reason for the insult
“Tch.. those humans are lucky we’re in their world..”
Mammon
Winds up a punch and starts to follow them, but is stopped by MC
When they explain you can’t go hurting up people at an insult, he grumbles something and goes back to their side
Was this a common thing? Do people just insult other peoples outfits?
Whatever the case was, he instantly forget about it the next time he got candy
“That house looks like they have tons of candy! Let’s go to that one!”
Leviathan
Oh he is bothered by that comment
He’s too proud of his cosplay so he might not even shift into his demon form
Also Father did not make it, fuck you
Will be in a sour mood, grumbling about how hard he worked on his outfit
Even if he were to shift into his demon form, it is going to a bit of a blow to his already low self esteem, but he’ll be grumbling about it more then being sad.
“..Ugh.. This is why I don’t go outside..”
Satan
Oh he is seething
Especially thanks to that dad comment
Get someone to calm him down before he hunts those humans down like a wild wolf
Thankfully MC was there to calm him down
Don’t be surprised to see a fire on the news a few days later...
“I am going to murder those sad excuses for humans.”
Asmodeus
Aww, how cute of them to insult the Seven Rulers of Hell, the Demon Prince and the Royal Steward :)
Don’t ask why he stalled behind, he totally didn’t drag someone from that group of humans to a dark alley
When he returns to the group, he is smiling and humming, clinging onto Sol or MC’s arm
“Hm? Oh nothing’s wrong MC, don’t worry about it!”
Just wanted an excuse to write darker Asmo lol, take this with a grain of salt
Beelzebub
Oh his glare
Won’t stop glaring until he is sure they passed
If they were to ever encounter them again, you can hear him growling and glaring.
Everything they said bothered him.
Give him some candy and he’ll stop growling.. probably.
“Oh, is this candy for me? Thanks!”
Belphegor
Too tired for this shit
Seriously, why did they have to go walking around in their demon forms for some childish holiday
Simply infests their minds with nightmares, having a shit eating grin on his face.
“Happy Halloween, bitches.”
#omswd#om! brothers#om! mc#om! lucifer#om! mammon#om! leviathan#om! satan#om! asmodeus#om! beelzebub#om! belphegor#sorry its short
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Tagged by @bonkerbuster69! Thanks Sally! :3
Last song you heard? - had this on loop for the past few days
youtube
Your favorite color? - green/mint/cyan <3
What show/series did you watch last? - Hazbin Hotel!! had a rough first impression since it's not that straightforwardly wholesome but the show is great and the OST even better! I want me a queerplatonic relationship with the radio demon
Spices / Sweet / Savory - ...sour-sweet? lol but I shall take this opportunity to recommend salty peanut ice cream
Relationship Status - there's plenty of fish in the sea and all I'm saying is who needs to go swimming? (single and pretty okay with it lol)
Last thing I googled - sorcerer spell list 5e
Current obsession - Elders of the Creek (the audience gasps)
The last book you read - that's... a very... good question...? when have I last read anything but fanfics and academic papers I genuinely don't know lmao
Something you’re looking forward to - ATTENDING AN ANIME CON FIRST TIME IN LIKE THREE YEARS and getting to cosplay maybe
Tagging @twuizzy, if they want to play!
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What do you think of this picture? And the mha fandom :>
Sekido squints in disgust when he sees the picture. — "This picture angers me…the creature's appearance is vile and unpleasant. The hair is short, and the body is frail and lanky, the face repulsive and ugly. These colors disgust me and make me irritated. Is it a creature of the human world? I am glad I do not have to see such a disgusting being all of the time." He grimaced as you mentioned the term.— "Ugh…I am quite well versed about the so-called…fans of the franchise. The human world is full of fans who have extreme views, and this fandom is no exception…it is rather annoying. The toxicity and drama are quite amusing, even if it is a pathetic sight…it seems to affect every franchise in one way or another, and I find it quite amusing to watch these fans argue with each other. As long as it is merely in the human world, it does not concern me."
Urogi laughs as he looks at the picture. — "That's hilarious! I've always been a fan of cosplay and the people who participate in it! I love seeing people have fun dressing up as characters they love! I myself have cosplayed a few times. Once as one of the Hashira from Demon Slayer. But that photo just made my day, haha! I love it! " Urogi pauses and seems to contemplate your question for a moment. — "Hmmm… Well, every fandom has their toxic aspects, so I suppose there are bound to be the same type of people within the My Hero Academia community." He tilts his head once more. The smile on his face still present, but with a hint of sadness in his tone. — "It is a shame that some of the fans of the community are so… toxic… It gives it a bad name and sours the experiences of those who just want to enjoy it."
Karaku seems to be laughing his ass off.
He slaps his knee, causing the nearby ground to shake slightly. — “Hahaha~! What an ugly image!” He says, his voice dripping with sarcasm as he smiles playfully at you. — “But hey, it’s so ridiculously stupid that it’s funny~!” He says while he strikes a pose, still laughing. — “What a ridiculous look~!” He groans. — “Oh, don’t even get me started on them~” He says while rolling his eyes and sighing deeply. — “They are literally the worst! Constantly whining and complaining about every little detail in the anime! And some of their ships are quite… ridiculous!” He says in a sarcastic tone, still laughing a bit.
Aizetsu looks at the picture you showed him on your phone. — "Huh.. well, that's a funny picture! I think the costume design is really cool..! Although, I have no idea what Deku is from though.. what's 'My Hero Academia'?" He answers you calmly while looking at the picture you showed him with a blank face.
#upper moon four#upper moon 4#ask or dare#demon slayer#hantengu clones#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba#hantengu#ask blog#kimestu no yaiba#sekido#urogi#aizetsu#karaku
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thank u to @korre for tagging me in this one!! i'm esp delighted about the fantasy edition 👀
This or that
hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones (headphones give me headaches so even tho most earbuds don’t fit my ears i reluctantly have to pick them) // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock (sorry) // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket (fake leather jacket i bought for a jason todd cosplay, my beloved) // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema (i’ve never been to a drive-in! i feel like a fake american midwesterner lol) // pastel colors or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice (bless this tag game for not asking about other kinds of drink. i pretty much only drink juice or lemonade) // past or future //
This or that - fantasy edition
spell or curse ∙ abandoned mansion or haunted cemetery ∙ vampire slayer or ghost hunter (WHO YA GONNA CALL—ahem. i’m sorry again.) ∙ phoenix or griffin ∙ wrist bite or neck bite (sorry @ wenzhou but i’m too much of a sucker for vampires) ∙ fairy godmother or evil stepmother ∙ herbs or potion ∙ ghost or wraith ∙ dragon scales or werewolf claws ∙ druid or mage ∙ elf or hobbit ∙ divination or necromancy (i have a dnd-related grudge against divination lmao) ∙ wand magic or hand magic ∙ centaur or unicorn ∙ dark fairytale or disney-style fairytale ∙ sword or bow & arrow ∙ siren or water nymph (i do NOT know the difference here) ∙ garlic or silver ∙ talking animal or walking tree ∙ demon trap or crossroads pact ∙ enchanted fairy forest or mermaid lagoon
again. idk who hasn’t been tagged but if you see this and wanna do it: be free! tag me in it so i can see :D
#tag games#the fantasy edition..... i wildly vascilated between whether i was asnwering for what i like in general#or what i'd want to be/have#that's fine it's more fun
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the Sour Demon Malina from Helltaker.
Helltaker the Sour Demon Malina Cosplay Costume for Game Halloween Carnival Convention
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• Malina , The Sour Demon •
I decided to do a costest of Malina from Helltaker because I really liked the design of this game and its puzzles and all.
I tried so hard to get her hate/done with everything expression but aaaaaaa, I am always so stiff in front of the camera. Either way, hope you guys like it.
#cosplay#malina#helltaker#cosplayer#cosplay photography#amateur cosplayer#costest#helltaker cosplay#video games#art#photography#white hair#demon#demon girl#helltaker malina#the sour demon#warm colours#Amateur Photography#amateur art
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Prompt: MC wears a short skirt...
And the brothers see a little more than they expected.
Side characters are in part 2 !
Lucifer
- he was trying not to make it obvious, but he was keeping a close eye on you anyway
- to make sure no one was ogling too overtly, of course
- it was simply protective. That's all.
- but when you lean over to reach something just out of reach on a lower shelf in the library, he gets a real eyeful
- His mask briefly slips to reveal shock and intrigue. It's a welcome view...
- but not where others could see it
- he comes up behind you and places a hand on your hip, startling you as you straighten up again, back against his chest
- 'MC, only I can see this much of you...' he protests, though he's hiding that he's feeling possessive and a little flustered as well as he can. He pretends he's looking at the shelf just above your head
- he can't fool you though - his grip on your hip tightens as a lower ranking demon passes by and stares at your legs
- he'll probably take you somewhere a little more private afterwards
- 'Don't tell me you're jealous, Lucifer?' you tease, and he scowls at you
- 'Yes, I am. But we both know you're mine -'
- he slips his hand under your skirt
- '- don't we?'
Mammon
- you wore this skirt for him before and he loves it
- but you had worn it when it was just the two of you! This is totally different
- he's got his eyes on you as soon as you come downstairs for breakfast, glaring at his brothers when they stare at you a bit too long
- you're all his, after all. He was your first.
- but when you stand up at the table and lean over to reach the butter for your toast, your skirt slides up your thighs and Mammon sees Levi and Asmo 'covertly' craning their necks, so-
- he grabs you by the hips and yanks you down into his lap, making you yelp
- 'Mammon! What are you doing?' you complain, nearly having knocked something over as you were unceremoniously pulled down
- 'I could second that,' adds Lucifer, even though he knows damn well what's going on. He fixes Mammon with a look that is decidedly threatening - after all, the whole family is here right now
- Mammon just ignores the question, though, one hand on your hip keeping you in his lap with a strong grip
- 'Satan, pass the butter, would ya?'
- He'll probably try and make you change clothes after breakfast. For now he's got to focus on keeping it together with you wriggling on his lap and trying to escape as he butters your toast.
- 'Quit moving around so much and be a good human!'
- it's not like you really mind though, and he'd let you go if he could tell you were actually trying
- you put this skirt on for a reason, so...
Levi
- Levi had gotten better at splitting his time between you and his animes and games, but a new obsession had thrown off the balance
- an anime with a super cute leading lady had recently released and he had quickly become enamoured
- you didn't mind his crushes on fictional characters or celebrities or anything, and he respected your many crushes on them as well
- but seriously, he was spending so much time blogging about the anime, watching the anime, looking at fanart for the anime...
- so, you got a cosplay of the main character ordered to the House of Lamentation and put it on one day
- he didn't notice until dinner time when he finally came out of his room for the first time
- you'd visited him in his room but he had hardly even looked at you because the anime VAs were hosting a stream
- you'd been receiving compliments from the other brothers, especially Asmo (and Satan because the character had cat ears) all day. Now you just needed Levi to notice
- you barely paid Levi any attention over dinner, sour that he hadn't noticed earlier. Plus, it was enough to know he was staring at you with your shirt exposing a fair amount of skin and the skirt sinfully short to show the thigh high socks worn with it
- between being a little too interested in how you looked, and curious of how Levi was going to react, everyone was paying you a lot of attention
- Levi himself was going bright red and staring at you unabashedly, trying to catch your eye as you quietly ate your food with a little smirk on your face
- everyone else looking at you so much was making his jealousy really hard to handle
- only he should get to see you in this cosplay! He was the one who watched the anime, and you were his, too, right?!
- getting frustrated and more in his own head about it all, as soon as the plates were being cleared away he rounded the table. Asmo was asking you to come upstairs with him...
- no way. Levi latches onto your arm, suddenly in his demon form, tail swishing irritably behind him
- 'MC, can you come to my room? Now, please?'
- he's basically begging but he still sounds way more forceful than he usually would
- you're kind of into it
- you head up the stairs in front of him, and that's when he gets a view right up your skirt from a few steps down
- he's a blushing mess all over again, and has to force himself to drag you into his room before he does anything
- 'So I finally have your attention?' you ask, acting coy
- 'I'm sorry MC, but please don't let my brothers see you like this! Y-you're mine, okay?!'
- He'll probably be embarrassed about losing his cool later
Satan
- Obviously he had noticed what you were wearing
- he was enjoying it immensely in fact
- you looked so good in that skirt, he struggled to tear his eyes away
- Of course, he didn't expect this meant anything and he didn't want to make you uncomfortable by leering or something. You should be able to wear what you want, when you want...
- so long as you know he appreciates how you look and can expect to be stared at a bit
- He's trying to act normal about it though he's transfixed on your skirt, or more accurately, what's only just hiding beneath
- though he has been loitering a lot closer to you all day and, when you're not looking, sending withering glares at his brothers when they look at you (even if that makes him a hypocrite)
- he's managed to keep his cool so far, though
- you two are relaxing that evening shortly after dinner in his room. He's just finished a book as you put your now-finished homework in your bag for tomorrow
- 'MC, could you pass me that book there?'
- you follow his gaze and pointing hand to a book on the floor and ascertain you're looking at the right one
- but you're feel like being a bit of a tease, so you turn and lean down slowly to pick it up off his floor
- the way his breath hitches is audible as you bend at the hip rather than the knee, showing him exactly what he's been daydreaming about
- Instead of acknowledging what you've done, you straighten up quickly and take the book to him with an innocent look
- you're not surprised when he tosses the book aside and pulls you straight into his lap instead so that you're straddling his thighs
- he'd rather open something other than a book up this time
Asmo
- even if you're not much of a party person, you can't completely avoid going out with Asmo now and again
- This time, you let him choose your outfit for you. He picked out several options and combinations because he wanted you to surprise him on the night of the party
- One option had been pretty risque, he had never seen you wear anything as revealing before, and he kind of wondered if you'd indulge him... But he didn't really think you'd choose it tonight
- it was more of a pipe dream
- So when he comes by your room when you text him that you're ready (he did your hair and makeup earlier, of course), his jaw near enough hits the floor
- the tight leather-look skirt clings to you in all the right places, and he feels himself heating up right away (though he's always finding himself hot and bothered, especially around you)
- "MC, you look amazing!' he croons, standing beside you as you both look into the mirror. You make a delectable pair
- you're glad he likes it so much. You're a little nervous about wearing it, but he always boosts your confidence
- you sit down on your desk chair as you pull on your boots, and as he leans down to pick up your purse for you from where it's tossed on the floor, he happens to look up at you...
- He drops your purse immediately and comes straight to you, taking a hold of the leg you raised to pull your shoe on and running his hands over your stockings
- 'MC... Are you trying to tempt me into staying in tonight?' he asks, licking his lips. You stare up at him with a blush blossoming on your face, only just catching on to why he's suddenly so riled up
- You still end up going out, because he wants to flaunt how good you both look to everyone
- but only once he's done with you so you look a little more unkempt and smell a lot more like him
- he likes when others stare because no one else can have you
- If you end up making out in a barely-private place with his hand sneaking up your skirt again, that's no one else's business
Beel
- Beel likes looking at you no matter what you wear. He knows how you look with and without clothes on, and can visualise that whenever he likes even if you're wearing his sweatpants and t-shirts
- actually, he especially likes it when you wear those
- however... He definitely likes this too
- he's been tagging along after you for the whole day as usual, your faithful guard
- he doesn't let how gorgeous you look completely distract him from sending intimidating stares at the demons that look at you hungrily
- he's the only one allowed to get a taste of you, obviously
- that evening, he's doing some floor exercises. He's finished his push ups (200 of them, somehow) and now he's doing sit ups
- reclined on the ground before another set, he gets a full view as you step over him to reach your thermos of tea - you've been sitting to the side doing your homework while he works out, giving him frequent encouragements and definitely not ogling his muscles
- before you can reach the thermos, he has his arms wrapped around your calves, halting your movement as you stand over him with your feet either side of his waist
- you look down at him in question and turn bright red when you realise what he's looking at
- is he starting to drool?
- you reach down to the hem of your skirt in embarrassment before he makes eye contact with you again
- 'MC... I'm hungry.'
Belphegor
- Despite being the Avatar of Sloth, Belphie is often awake at weird times of night
- this time, he woke up after having a very interesting dream about you...
- more specifically, about what you were wearing that day
- He had been late for breakfast, so you were the only one that had waited for him despite his brothers protesting you would be late
- he'd picked at some food for a few minutes, more occupied with your skirt
- It made him...
- jealous? Uncomfortable that other people would get to see the lovely shape of your legs so much? Maybe just curious about why you had chosen today of all days to wear it, as he didn't think he had ever seen it before
- he wanted to pull you into bed with him then and there to keep you from going out where others could steal glances at you
- but he wouldn't be that petty... This time
- he had been insistent on following you around all day, unusually determined
- he didn't miss a single class for once
- he even came with you to the library after classes were over when he would usually go home to nap
- but your studious nature just wouldn't let up, and you had Satan with you anyway to keep an eye on you as you came home, so he went back to the House of Lamentation to sleep
- if he trusted any of his brothers not to do anything weird, that would be Beel first, and then Satan. Maybe Levi after that.
- he was pretty sure he had heard you get home just after he woke up, leading him to check the time...
- after midnight. He knew there were exams coming up, but this was excessive. And sometimes you still did homework and revision once you got home...
- so he decided to come to you and make sure you got some rest
- what he didn't expect was to walk into your room and find you lounging on the bed on your D.D.D with your legs splayed out a little over the sheets
- he raised his eyebrows as you looked up at him with a tired smile and said hello, seemingly none the wiser to what you were showing him
- it wasn't unusual for Belphie to crawl into your bed, but this time he was crawling up to you between your legs
- 'You deserve something nice after working for so long.'
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me luci#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#obey me mc
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Demigod MC Series: Hades
Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades
Lucifer
Well… this is awkward…
He’s actually met Hades multiple times for business reasons (Underworld-Devildom relations are amiable if not a little odd. Hades was something of an uncle figure to Diavolo as a wee demon lad, which should speak for itself really). He’s a gloomy fellow and not much for chit-chat, but he never thought they’d end up taking one of his kids by accident…
He had to send a formal apology letter to the Lord of the Underworld immediately, but thankfully he didn’t seem very concerned for his offspring - if anything he appeared to think the Devildom would suit them nicely which was… concerning.
And he was not wrong. The darkness, demons, ghouls, and frights of the Devildom hardly seemed to faze the MC, if anything they fit right in. He’d dare say they were thriving if not for one thing…
They were So. Damn. Bleak.
Getting a smile out of this one AT ALL was rare. For once he felt the need to check up on someone constantly just to be sure they were alright... They’d keep assuring the House that they’re not actually as sad as they look but it’s hard not to assume…
He was a little mortified at first when they first met Cerberus cause… well they called him “Cerbi” and the massive demonic guard dog rolled over for them like a Golden Retriever!
Apparently he and the Cerberus that they knew are from the same litter and they must have smelt familiar... He would have probably limited their interactions just to keep his dog on his side but after seeing the MC smile for once while they played with the big oaf well…
Cerberus got a new playmate and the MC got a massive, three-headed therapy animal. Win-win. 😌
Mammon
Do ya really gotta be such a downer all the time, MC…? 😔
He thinks they’re nice, like really nice. They’re always super concerned when his brothers attack him or when he gets injured, but he’s pretty sure it’s because they’ve seen people die before so…
At first, he had no idea why he had to be saddled with this depressing wisp of mortal but over time he started to understand that they weren’t all that sad. They had… Resting Gloom Face? Is that a thing?
They also had a different way of seeing things. He could win the lottery and they’d tell him to stay inside so he wouldn’t get hit by lightning or if he pissed off the wrong people, they’d joke about him keeping his fingers and toes. Dark stuff, but not intended to be so… well morbid.
However, what he eventually found out that the REAL advantage to having a Hades kid in the Devildom was that nothing scared them. Literally nothing. Not even the ghosts - which to reiterate, are terrifying!
Cue Mammon getting dragged to horror movies nights with his brothers and pulling the MC along to be his personal security blanket. He’ll hold onto them for dear life as they just pat his head or something, watching and not even flinching at the jumpscares.
The first time the House had an unexpected power outage he clung onto the back of their shirt like a lost child while they calmly looked for the circuit-breaker...
If he could jump into their arms every time something scary happened like Scooby-Doo, he absolutely would. His brothers make fun of him, but after seeing the MC handle Cerberus like a puppy any time something frightens them they hide behind the mortal as well…
Leviathan
In some ways, he totally relates to their moodiness but come on! Who can still look so sad when watching The Magical Ruri Hanai: Demon Girl?? Ruri-chan can make anyone smile! 😠
When he first met the MC, he was a little confused about why they didn't find him intimidating at all. He even reverted to his demon form and showed his fangs but no dice! All they said was, "I've walked along the edge of Tartarus. You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, buddy…"
That was probably his first sign that the "human" wasn't normal…
After Mammon told him who their Dad was, things made a lot more sense. A child of Hades in the Devildom? That's ironic enough to be its own anime plot!! They certainly felt like an angsty protagonist at times. 🤷♀️
Truth be told, they could relate to each other in a lot of ways. You wouldn't think that an offspring of the Underworld and a demonic shut-in would have much in common but the one thing they share between them is that sense of never really fitting in.
Turns out that Hades kids are black sheep, even among other demigods, and Levi? Well, he's had trouble relating to others since his angel days. He and the mortal were like off-beat kindred spirits!
Which, I mean, you wouldn't get just by looking at them together. Levi being the impassioned super-otaku rambling their ear off while his somber companion would just go along with him quietly, but hey, there's more beneath the surface. Probably.
Now if he could just get them to cosplay as the Lord of Emptiness with him… They'd be perfect! Perfect he says!!
Satan
Highly considered drugging their food with antidepressants for a while…
This was before getting to know them better, of course, but for the first couple months he honestly couldn't shake the feeling that the mortal looked miserable!
Now, he's one to particularly care for the comfort of strangers, but just looking at them like that every day would sour his own mood quite considerably. It was very irritating...
It was only on closer inspection that he realized there was something else at play, though.
The mortal was different - even for a demigod he imagined. They took to the Devildom easily and the realm almost accepted them right back!
The flora looked better in their presence, the hellish beasts that roamed the wilds would roll over for them, and they even seemed to be welcomed in by the never-ending shadows…
It was fascinating. Like the effects of the Underworld were baked into their DNA and mingled with the environment around them… Two layers of darkness coexisting within one person.
I mean, what other creature - other than Lucifer - could ride Cerberus around like a pony??
Had they not been so kind, they'd probably scare him shit-less... Their potential power was too great to ignore. But after getting used to their gloom, at least they made for pleasant company. 🤷♀️
Satan likes them well enough, but even still he has to wonder just what they were capable of… you know?
Asmodeus
Oh. My. WORD. What a buzzkill!!!
Really, the new mortal was no good at parties or pictures for that matter!
Not because they looked bad, or even because he couldn't get them to smile, but because GHOSTS would always photobomb any pictures they were in!! 😫
One time he got a selfie with them on the couch and a creepy ghost child could be seen hiding behind the cushions so NOPE. No more photos with the mortal around!!
Aside from that, he couldn't say the mortal was all bad or anything…They were pretty friendly, despite their general look and feel.
Though, personally, he thought they wore far too much black... Even in the Devildom, there's normally a pop of color, you know? Was that just the Hades dress code?
And you want to know the weirdest thing? Despite everything about them screaming "Doom and Gloom," they're straaaangely popular among the RAD dating scene…
Like. Not as some heartthrob, "Love'em and Leave'em"-type, but he's found that there's a LOT of his demonic classmates who think they're cute or have a crush on them in some way…
Naturally, he can see the appeal of the mysterious, moody demigod with a dark, troubled past. It's just the demigod in question is completely oblivious to it! 🤷♀️
He tried to give them dating tips or play matchmaker from time to time but eventually gave up when it was clear they weren't interested. Alas, students of RAD, this is one forbidden fruit that refuses to be shared…! Such a tragedy… 😔
Beelzebub
They remind him of Belphie… like. A lot.
The similarities were obvious. They had a similar feel, made similar jokes, and even the same somewhat dreary attitude about them...
If he were being honest, at the beginning there were times when he'd open up to them a lot more than he intended because he'd forget that he wasn't actually talking to Belphie…
Thankfully, he knew better than to try and treat them like his replacement or anything. They were two different people after all. But it didn't stop him from feeling extra protective around them for a while.
Besides, there was ONE thing that set them leagues apart from Belphie and that was the fact they were a shit cook. Not quite as bad as Solomon but uh… Actually no, that's a closer call than it has any right to be...
Apparently, Hades kids don't need to eat as much and when you hang out with shades and skeletons for most of your life, you don’t really worry about making food that's any better than… "Well, technically it's edible." 🤷♀️
Their food won't kill a person like Solomon's, but you WILL start seeing stuff you probably shouldn't. He tried their "soup" once and swore he saw the ghost of his mother… and he doesn't even have a mother!!!
He swears that if he ever sees the MC and Solomon working together in the same kitchen he's skipping town… Whatever culinary abomination the two of them could create would probably gain sentience and eat HIM instead. He's always figured he'd go out with Death by Food, but not like that!! 😫
Belphegor
Ever meet someone who’s like looking in a mirror? Yeah, he’s getting those vibes…
He never expected the "human" to be so similar to him, it was kind of uncanny.
Upon first laying eyes on each other there was a pause… then a squint… and then… a nod.
Honestly, their combined dry wit, dark humor, and pessimistic outlook played off of each other surprisingly well. Too well for him to hate, really.
Not that it mattered because they didn’t believe him for a second when he tried to trick them (they had dealt with loads of lying monsters before). He hated to admit it, but they had a good head on their shoulders and knew better than to trust a locked up demon…
And yet, they seemed to stick around with him anyway. Because of the good conversation or just empathizing with his loneliness was anyone's guess. 🤷♀️
Sometimes they'd come up and sit outside the door in comfortable silence… Or they'd talk about whatever:
MC: *sitting out by the attic with their back against the door* So what happens to demons when they die…?
Belphie: *laying on the floor on the other side, staring at the ceiling* Depends on the kind. If I die, I'll just reform later.
MC: Like a reincarnation?
Belphie: Eh. *shrugs* Maybe. Haven't died yet.
MC: You could die in there, you know.
Belphie: *throws a side glare* Well thanks for bringing that up…
MC: *shrugs* What? It's true. But don't worry, I won't let you. *small-ish smile*
Belphie: *stares at them wide-eyed and pink-cheeked before turning on his side quickly* Ugh… whatever…
They did their word, somehow. They eventually got the door open and let him out, but by that time the anger was gone and he was just happy to finally talk to them face-to-face...
And good thing too, because apparently it's not smart to fight a death-child in what is essentially their element - as he saw when they summoned an army of skeletons to kick Levi's ass when he cheated them in Devil Cart...
He would not have lasted in that fight... Dodged a bullet there.
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Photos The Brothers Would Have of You on Their D.D.D.
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Is this a way to indulge myself in one of my favorite hobbies without needing to take out my camera? Yes, yes it is.
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Warning: one(?) uncensored swear word lol
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Lucifer
This man is sneaky.
He doesn't have much time to take too many pictures if you, but believe me when I say that at least 50% of the pictures were taken without you noticing he ever did before he showed them to you.
You think he would have only aesthetic pictures of you, right? Well, there are, but there is also like, 2 pictures in a row of you and his brothers in face mask chilling in the common room's floor while playing cards, which is followed right after to a picture of you drooling on something before he woke you up.
Sometimes he asks for you to "look this way" before taking a pic.
If you ask why he will simply reply that you looked too stunning to not keep it forever as a memory in the form of a picture.
If he asks for a selfie, he will most likely let you sit on his lap, his cheek touching your head slightly as he leans onto you. The result image will have him looking extremelly soft.
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Mammon
This dork has so many different vibes of pictures he takes of you.
Some of them is of your concentrated face as you try to solve a puzzle in a mobile game, others of you smiling and laughing heartedly, others of you doing silly stuff for him, such as trying to balance a spoon on your nose or doing the duck mouth with chips.
Of course, there are a few selfies with you, they can be silly with you guys using some cursed filter or they can be slightly more romantic with him giving you a surprise kiss.
It ends with him accidentally taking many pictures at once, and when you look at them, you can watch the amazing progression of him going red and his phone slipping out of his grip in the final picture.
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Leviathan
He has so many pictures of you on his D.D.D.
A pic of you raging at a game here, one of you staring at Henry there, a selfie of both of you in cosplay doing a pose every once in a while.
There is a picture of you slipping on the last step downstairs, one of you drooling on something too, some of you giving his brothers a very done stare.
The rarest of them all are the normal selfies of both of you. When he doesn't have a cosplay on he feels extremelly self conscious. The result pic will be adorable, his face may be a little stiff and his cheeks a bit too red for his own comfort, but the giddy shine in his eyes says a lot more about what he is feeling than he ever could without stuttering
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Satan
Another sneaky asshole.
Of course, he has pictures of you playing with cats. Honestly there is probably one of those for every 5 other type of pictures he takes of you.
In which one of those types will be different levels of you drooling on something once again, sneezing, scrunching your face after eating something really sour, and, of course, the many expressions you make while reading a book he has already read as he tries to deduct which part you were exactly at by using only said expressions as reference.
The selfies of the both of you definetelly has kitty filters every once in a while, but many of them are actually just with this wrath demon being cute, specially when he lets you plop your chin on the top of his head while hugging him from behind, the result pic has him looking so smiley.
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Asmodeus
Where does he get so many memory space on his D.D.D. and where can I get it..?
Selfies of both of you are everywhere.
Pouting, with animal filters, kissy faces, squishing your cheeks together, simply staring at each other, sharing food, kisses, and a lot more other types of pictures.
Along with those selfies, he will also have some pictures of you alone. Sometimes he will tell you to look over in his direction before asking you to "smile~!"
Which has most likelly lead to many pictures of you doing everything else with your facial muscles except smiling. But it always brings one to his face instead, so it's hard to not give in and smile anyways in the end.
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Beelzebub
On a previous headcanon of mine I have said Beel takes pictures of you with his D.D.D. whenever he finds you attractive.
So far so good right? Only the term 'attractive' to him is very broad.
So his gallery has both aesthetic pictures of you (and some selfies with him) such as after his games, on gym clothes and with cerberus, and some cursed pictures such as of you scarfing down a whole baguette into your mouth, having an insane bed hair and of course, drooling on something.
His home screen is a selfie with both of you squishing each other's face with your hands.
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Belphegor
This little shit.
First off, of course he has a personal collection of the many stages of bed hair and sleeping faces you have. And yes, of you drooling too.
A personal collection of blurry pics of you tripping, jumping in the air as he puts his cold feet on your hips, and many of you sneezing.
And of course, the personal collection of zoomed in pictures of the many expressions you make, varying from dead inside to one of the widest of smiles you can make.
The selfies with him are, suprisingly, the most normal. Surprise kisses, laying heads on each other's shoulders, and of him laying on you. In which both of you got double chin on.
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THE FISHERMAN'S LEG (Part 3 of 20)
A sequel to Dee 1/2 Demon
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De Writer (Glen Ten-Eyck)
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Fisherman Minami glared at Sunma, but remembered in time to raise a finger and bow to Magistrate Lim. Being acknowledged, he demanded, “Criminal charge? Why would you seek to damage my reputation so?”
Her face gone tight but forcing a false smile, she pointed to the thick file documenting his multiple legal faults. “It is not needful for me to defame you, Minami san. You do that yourself.
“Again, I ask the good Magistrate to set the fine or other penalties as the law requires.”
Magistrate Lim bowed to her while replying, “It shall be as you wish it, Sunma san. As your case is directly tied to much else, all must become criminal, with every fine made current or he must be required to do hard labor on the roads of Sabo.
“For his assault on your person, and its connected violations, he must pay of silver cash four strings ten and three strings twenty five of copper cash.
“Miko san, I need your services as a Provincially Registered Scribe and Accountant.” He offered her Minami's thick file. “This criminal charge has now reduced all of the civil complaints to criminal ones. I will not increase any of the penalties. Please total up all of Minami san's outstanding arrears, including this case. The entire sum must be paid this day or he will have to have a penalty of service added in addition to any outstanding monies.”
As Miko's abacus beads clattered swiftly at each new page turned and her busy brush added more notes, Fisherman Minami was looking aghast. At last, she finished the task.
Magistrate Lim kept his face imperturbable as he formally asked Miko, “Have you the accounting of Fisherman Minami san's arrears and the specific cases?”
She bowed deeply as she replied, “I have indeed.” She offered the Magistrate the paper in her precise handwriting.
Magistrate Lim examined the document carefully before turning to fisherman Minami. He began, “Minami san, there are only two things that you can do to avoid six moons of hard labor on the roads of Sabo province.
“You may produce all of the required arrears in fines and restitution or you must do what you have not done previously. That is fully explain to this Tribunal a lawful justification for all of your actions against the plaintiffs since you came back to Sabo from the war, two years ago.”
Pulling a sour face, fisherman Minami growled, “How much must I pay?”
Calmly, the Magistrate replied, “Two of golden cash. Of silver cash, one string and eighteen, of copper cash, three strings and twelve.”
Sketching a bow to the Magistrate, he grumbled, “I have the money. I was going to put it to good use fixing up my boat, the Sea Lion. Now, through the evil legal chicanery of these girls, I must waste it to stay free!”
With a polite bow to constable Canra, Magistrate Lim framed his order courteously, “Constable, if you would be so good, accompany Minami san as he gets his money and guard it well until it is here. Should he try to do any other thing but get his money, you may use any force needed in your own judgment.”
“It shall be as you have said, Good Magistrate,” constable Canra replied, seeing to his cudgel and taking his ceremonial but very functional naginata from its rack by the door.
Bowing politely to Minami he stated, “Let us go to gather your funds. The Tribunal is awaiting them.”
Sour of face, Minami arose and left, the constable close behind him.
While they were waiting, Miko bowed to Magistrate Lim and offered, “Good Magistrate, if Minami san has such a sum readily available, we must look into why he has allowed such an arrears to accrue over the last two years. According to his Tribute Tax assessments he should not have so much.
“He has reported both poor sales and a high rate of spoilage as reasons for his low income.”
Magistrate Lim nodded to her and replied, “There is already an investigation underway, Miko san. The seven fishing boats that supply the Fish Market have all complained to me of the massive spoilage rate that reduces what they are paid after turning their catch over to him.”
Miko promptly bowed deeply as she replied, “Good Magistrate, as a Provincially Registered Scribe and Accountant, it is my duty to tell you of any crime that I become aware of.
“If Minami san is not buying the catch at the dock, it becomes a consignment. He is fully responsible for all that he takes in and must pay the fishermen for their whole catch, regardless of any spoilage that happens while it is in his care. Such is the law of consignment.”
He bowed to her and replied, “The matter will be taken under consideration.”
Shortly, Constable Canra and Fisherman Minami returned. Clearly holding his temper, the fisherman laid the money gently on the Magistrate's laquer ware table.
While the Magistrate was confirming that each string held its full hundred coins and counting the rest, he sat and fumed.
Magistrate Lim looked up from his counting and stated, “All is correct.” He quickly brushed a receipt and gave it to the furious fisherman. “You may go.”
Patsu was directing the other three girls as they constructed yet another float out of bundles of bamboo.
“That's it, Satsuna san and Dee san! Get the ropes around that floating bundle and pull it up onto the ropes that we laid out! Now, Miko san, pull those ropes up around that bundle so that they cross each other. Catch them around our new bundle and tie them tight, one set at each end. Then we can just push one bundle in and keep the other up where it is easy to work on!”
Satsuna looked up! She dropped what she was doing and siezed a long bamboo pole intended for the next float! Yelling, “Thief! Stop thief!” she sprinted up the shore and thrust the pole between fisherman Minami's legs!
He tripped flat on his face, dropping Patsu's good striking hammer and a board from their lumber pile! As he was beginning to get up, Patsu arrived and kicked his rump, driving him flat again!
Constable Canra stepped through the hole that fisherman Minami had, unnoticed, chopped in the fence around the Chiasu Estate property that Dee managed. The constable smiled and said, “Well done, Satsuna san but too soon.
“Dee san, I was waiting for him to emerge from your property to arrest him for theft. Now, all that I can charge him with is vandalism of your fence, attempted theft and criminal trespass. With your permission, Dee san, I will do so.”
Dee picked up their board and gave Patsu her hammer. As she was doing so, fisherman Minami snarled, “Those bungling girls have no need of good tools or fine wood like those planks.”
Dee, her usually slowly waving flame red hair now gone stiff from anger, gave Minami a hard stare with her yellow eyes, their vertically slit pupils closed to thin slits by her anger as she nodded. Voice tightly controlled, she permitted, “Please do so, constable Canra san and to the other charges add another count of his slander of us from the Shop of Repairs.
“We shall be to the Tribunal shortly. The fence must first be mended.”
The constable led the bitterly protesting fisherman Minami away while Dee and her friends wove new strips of split bamboo into the fence, to fill the hole made by Minami. As soon as they were done, they went up the busy streets of Sabo village to the Tribunal.
To be Continued
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Fatgum As a Dad
This was inspired by a conversation I had on a discord server, we all have daddy issues and want Fatgum to adopt us so here’s all the shit we collected.
There are some serious themes in here, mostly regarding the biological parents of the kid, but it’s vague as possible. If anyone wants me to add a trigger warning please let me know.
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It all started when he was a kid, when he learned what an orphanage was. One of the kids in his class mentioned being from one, so when he got home he asked his parents about it.
“Mom, what’s an orphanage?”
“Well, Taishiro, it’s where children that don’t have parents go. Then people can come and adopt the children. Why do you ask.”
“A kid at school said he’s from one, when d’you think he’s gonna get adopted?”
“He might, not all children get adopted. Some of them stay in the orphanage until they’re adults.”
“BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR!” he shouted. “EVERYONE DESERVES A HAPPY CHILDHOOD!”
“Well, honey, life’s not fair. And not everyone gets a happy life. It’s how most villains are made, actually. They were hurt more than everyone else and couldn’t handle it anymore. Not all villains are like that but many are. I think you should stay away from that kid, Taishiro. He might turn out a villain.”
But he didn’t stay away. And he made it his mission to become a pro hero so he could make a ton of money and help as many people as he could. He’d help even villains, keep them from doing something dangerous and inspire hope in them.
Then, he’d adopt any kid who needed a father. All the orphanages and foster programs would be empty. Homeless children off the street and in his house, being fed and clothed. He’d care for each and every one of them, not wanting a single person to feel like they didn’t belong.
He finds most of his kids at pride parades. He walks around with a shirt that says ‘FREE DAD HUGS’ and a box full of candy. He remembered one of the kids walking up to him slowly.
“Um.. are you Fatgum?”
“Yes I am!”
“Can I have a hug?”
“Yes you can, Kiddo!” he got down, and the kid put his arms on his stomach (Fatgum’s too big for anyone to fully hug, the dude’s taller than Allmight!) he wrapped his arms around the kid before he heard sniffles. He looked down and saw that the kid was crying.
“M-my parents never hug me like this!” they exclaimed. “They haven’t since I came out. They want to kick me out when I turn thirteen!”
“Can I have their number? I’m going to... talk to them.”
He ended up taking the kid’s family to court, and since the parents were going to just kick the kid out anyways, they let Fatgum adopt them, but they kept nagging him about how he was ‘going to be raising a little demon.’
“Then call me Lucifer.” he spat right back. Now, that kid’s grown up, has pride flags all around their walls, and doesn’t ever doubt that they’re loved.
Fatgum probably bakes with his kids. Helping them up onto the counter to mix ingredients and play with the dough. If they mess something up or break a glass, it’s fine. He doesn’t yell at them or sigh and shake his head, he just kissed the kid on the forehead and helps them clean up the mess.
The food always turns out amazing, and Fatgum always tells the kids that. All of his kids are now Gordon Ramsay level chefs and have probably met Gordon Ramsay.
No matter what their body type is, Fatgum tells his kids their handsome/beautiful and are model worthy. If anyone comments of one of his kid’s body, whether it be negative or... ‘positive’ in a creepy way, you can expect that they’re getting slammed into the ground. No questions asked.
One of Fatgum’s kids is really good at make-up. Like, really good. So Fatgum did the only thing a rational father would do.
Ask for a make-up job.
It didn’t end all that well...
“Hold still.. I gotta get the eyeliner on.”
“Gosh, Kiddo it’s making my eyes water.”
“I know, just hold still... aaaand...... done! Now don’t touch it or it’ll smear!”
“Wow, that looks great! You’re really good at this!”
“Thanks, dad- you smeared it already didn’t you?”
“....Nope.”
Fatgum: I'm not gonna do it, it just seemed like a good option.
Fatgum not even two seconds later after seeing a trans kid crying: now carrying said child on his shoulders while his spouse is chuckling in a corner after signing adoption papers I did it.
This man would get his kids almost anything they wanted. Especially kids with ADD/ADHD/Autism/Tourettes/Anxiety who need stim toys.
Kid: chewing on their nails.
Fatgum: here take this stim toy, and this one, you chew this one so that might help-
Kid ends up with more stim toys than they can count.
Fatgum: just doing his job
The Daddy Issues Gang: Hi dad- oh shit wait- Hi- I- fuck- trauma ensues. crying
Fatgum: grabs the daddy issues gang we're going to the nearest courtroom say hello to your new father its me im the father ok lets go.
Kid: um, dad can I talk to you?
Fatgum, turning around quickly: yes?
Me: ‘he moved so quick, he's mad at me, I'm gonna get yelled at’ Sorry, sorry!
Fatgum: uh, no. I'm getting you ice cream and a new stuffed animal no questions asked
He'd just know when something's wrong, and he’d be great at comforting.
His usual style of comfort is to let the kid sit on his stomach and tell him what’s wrong. His body is one giant pillow for his kids to lay on, he can fit at least eight of them if they cuddle in closely.
Once filmed a commercial dressed as the Cool-Aid man, and all of his kids were in the commercial.
Fatgum: Busts down wall “OH YEAH!”
Director: “And CUT! Okay, try a little more aggressive-”
Fatgum, in tears: “I don’t wanna scare my kids.”
As stated before, if anyone makes his kids feel bad he’s punching them to the ground, but sometimes he’s not in a position where he can do that. Like if a Karen mom ever comes over.
"Linda stop bringing lemon squares if you're going to talk about my son that way because they're just as sour as your attitude."
Fatgum but he slaps the toxic members of your family and tells them to do better or he's taking you.
Then takes you anyway because you prefer him.
Fatgum with a sweater that says ‘mr dad guy on it’
Fatgum definitely watches ATLA, and quotes Uncle Iroh daily. When his kids are minding their own business they suddenly hear
“Leaves from the vine... falling so slow...”
INAUDIBLE CHAOS AND PANIC
Fatgum agency cosplayed ATLA characters on Halloween.
Fatgum was Iroh.
Kirishima was Sokka.
Tamaki was either Momo or Appa.
Maybe get a couple others in on it too, Mirio could be Aang and if Kirishima convinces Todoroki to join for a while he’d totally be Zuko.
Fatgum lets his kids squish his face.
Fatgum used to work with a hero who was hard of hearing, so he learned sign language to help them, and he’s got the skill saved in case one of his kids might be deaf.
So one day, Kirishima invites Bakugou on patrol with him, and we all love that headcanon of Bakugou going deaf, so when he gets pissed at something, he starts insulting everyone around him in SL.
Fatgum notices and starts signing back to him.
YOU’RE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS AND I HATE YOU ALL!
Hey, now, let’s calm down and not call everyone motherfuckers.
FUCK YOU TOO
Bakugou...
Everyone thinks that they’re doing magic, because they’re making all these shapes with their hands and keep looking offended at each other.
Now, Fatgum tries his gosh darn hardest to keep up with the memes, so when his kids come home with good grades, he says “That’s so pog, Kiddo!”
All of his kids are embarrassed.
In the middle of a battle, he throws Kirishima at a villain and they both scream “YEET!” the villain afterwords forever lives in fear of the word ‘yeet’ because he thinks it’ll result in a human rock being thrown at his face.
Fatgum can’t text very well, because his fingers are just too damn big-
sonhsisntextsblooklikehthis'
Translation: so his texts look like this
you learn to understand his texts
Someone better get him a large tablet instead of a phone
If he gets married after he adopts the kids, there’s going to be a huge competition over who does the rings and who does the flowers etc.
If any of his kid’s ever bring home a romantic partner, you can bet your ass he’ll be all over them.
“What’s your average grade?”
“E-eighty percent sir!”
“And do you take sports?”
“No sir, I wish to be a biologist.”
“I see, I see...”
“DAD, YOU AREN”T INTERVIEWING MY PARTNER, ARE YOU? YOU SCARED OFF THE LAST THREE I DON’T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN!”
“SORRY, KIDDO! I’LL LET THEM GO NOW! I’ve got my fucking eyes on you. Don’t screw this up.”
Hope y’all enjoy this, if y’all want I can write some headcanons for if Fatgum’s kid becomes a villain-
#fatgum#taishiro toyomitsu#fatgum bnha#fatgum mha#mha fatgum#bnha fatgum#dadgum#fatgum as a dad#fatgum is a dad#daddy issues gang
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names for the white ones 😋
@katsdni
𝐀
albino monkey
albedo
absence of color
arctic menace
alabaster geckos
albino skinwalker
ashewo
ash crickets
amebo
aje
ashiere
arindin
apoda
𝐁
baby powder
baking soda slugs
beach flamingos
birch trees
borax bites
bleached cheezits
bird caca
blanco bullies
bleached flip flops
baboons without fur
bland baboons
bleach demons
blizzard bliss
blancs
bone thugs
borax bats
𝐂
cauliflower conquerers
cauliflower pigeons
chrome startup screen
cauliflower crunchers
casper crickets
condensation calamities
chewed spearmint gum
coleslaw
columbus cadets
cave dwellers
chalk children
chalk chihuahuas
chalk chimps
ceiling fan
cloudy with a chance of colonization
children of the chalk
clear people
cultureless neanderthals
cum stain
cum skinned goblins
cigarette buds
cocaine monkey
coconut cocoos
coconut shavings
cornstarch crusaders
cotton ball flies
cotton swabs
cumstaint colonizers
colonizer
colombochauns
colourless cockroaches
corn starch
cousin lovers
cream cheese
cream confederate
crystal methamphetamine powdered iguanas
christopher columbus stans
casper the ghost
cracker barrel
cement walls
cloud chompers
cheese curds
clorox conquerors
cherry gatorade
crest extreme whitening toothpaste
culture vultures
cornstarch snakes
chlorine community
𝐃
dandruff clumps
discord light mode
death eaters
discharge doritos
discharge snow drop
discharge donkeys
discharge stains
discharge cosplay
discharge doggies
discharge gremlins
dandruff flakes
dove soap
default paint
deodorant stain
dog daters
dog kissers
dry chicken munchers
dry wall
dust mites
dutch dummies
𝐄
enemy of the sun
elmers glue
elbow ash
eggplant without the skin
eqinsu ocha
expired cheese
expired milk
𝐅
feta cheese folks
flavourless oatmeal
flavourless twinkies
flashback mary
flour fleas
flour power
frost feind
frosted opossums
foam cups
funky dime smelling bitch
𝐆
greek yogurt
garlic goblin
ghost thugs
gora (horse in Hindu)
grandpa’s pubes
𝐇
hueless crayons
hueless hooligans
high spf sun factor 50/50
𝐈
ice chimp
ice mice
iron golems
infecting wipes
iphone chargers
iphone light mode
ivory individuals
ice scorpions
inkless markers
𝐉
jeff the killers
jizzy delinquents
jar of mayo
jackie crackies
jelly babies with too much powder
𝐊
keeho’s white wall
ku klux karen
ku klux kleenex
kleenex klumps
𝐋
la llorona
lice attractors
lice breeders
lice factories
light mayonnaise
light mode
livestock
low fat milks
𝐌
marshmallow fellows
maggots
marshmallow minions
milk crickets
milk man
milk maggots
milk muncher
modge podge
minecraft ghast
milk beetle
mozzarella cheese
mayo packets
mayo monkeys
mayo skunk
mayosapiens
mcdonald’s cup lid
mayonnaise murderers
melaninly challenged
mosquito larvae
𝐍
no seasoning seagulls
no purpose flour
nail clippings
naked rambutan
napkin american
𝐎
oyinbo
ode oshi
omo ale
ori buruku
oniranu
onisekuse
ode buruku
ode
obun
oloshi
olodo
𝐏
palm coloured ones
paperback
paper people
people of colonial complexion
people of no colour
pillsbury dough boys
pillsbury pillager
pigment challenged beast
pink africans
powdered donuts
popcorn ceiling
powder rangers
powdered crickets
powdered roaches
porcelain possums
poorly powdered doughnuts
printer paper
plain toast
polar bears
privileged primates
pwc(people without color)
peeled chicken nuggets
𝐐
q-tips
quails without color
𝐑
rabies foam
ranch guzzlers
ranch opossum
ranch raccoons
ranch rats
ranch roach
rice rats
rice rascals
𝐒
salt rocks
saltine cracka
salt shaker
salty scallywags
saltine
sand crabs
seasonably challenged people
sentient snowmen
sheepskin
silentos silencers
snow apes
snow bunnies
seasonedn’t
snicker lickers
snow opossum
snow rat
snow roach
snow toads
snow worm
sour cream gorillas
sour cream n onion
sour cream snakes
sour patch pilgrims
styrofoam balls
snow tribe
stanky ashes
silverfish mutations
styrofoam sickness
sundown sisters
sun poisoned serpents
𝐓
table salt tammies
teabag trespassers
thin lipped chalk child
tighty whitey
toilet paper travellers
toilet seat
teabag trespassers
translucent powder
translucent troglodyte
translucent tyrants
𝐔
useless crayon
uncoloured orangutan
uncoloured skittles
untitled document
undeveloped sperm
unedited google docs
unseasoned chicken
unused pad
unwhipped cream
𝐕
vanilla pudding cups
vanilla cricket
vanilla gorillas
vanilla vultures
vanilla villagers
vanilla wafers
volcano ash
𝐖
walking recessive genes
wiggerely wiggers
whipped cream armadillos
white board
white mutation
white neanderthals
white-out monkeys
white pus
wet dogs
walking dandruff
white trash
wannabe pocs
white tongue
white walker
wonder bread
𝐗
xanax blocks
xenophobic xylophones
𝐘
y'allternatives / y'allts
yogurts yodellers
yeast yeti
yeast yodellers
𝐙
zebra lacking stripes
zit insides
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-HSA OC Information-
Character Bio
Name: Dorothea Koizumi
(Japanese: ドロテア小泉)
Romaji: Dorotea Koizumi
Quote: “Oh shut the fuck off, it's your fault that you lost the bet. Now settle your fat ass down and pay up, slut."
V/A: Yoshino Nanjou (Japanese)
Gender: Female
Age: 19-Physical (???-Actually)
Birthday: October 13
Star Sign: Libra
Eye Color: Spanish Carmine
??? (Unknown Eye Color)
Hair Color: Wisteria Purple
Height: 184 cm
Race: Jinx Demon
Species: Sinner Type
Homeland: Dungeon Inkhell
Family: Grayson Andino (Father)
Isamu Koizumi (Father)
Penelope Andino (Older Sister)
Olive Koizumi (Younger Brother)
Aiya Koizumi (Aunt)
Wilma Schaeffer (Aunt)
Misaki Koizumi (First Cousin)
Geoffrey Shaeffer (Second Cousin)
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School Status and Fun Facts
Dorm: Höllejigoku
School Year: Third
Class: 3-D
Student no. 2
Occupation: Student
Vice-dorm Leader
Manager of the Casino Division
Dorm's Dealer
Part-time Model
Club: Literature Club
Best Subject: Weapon Class, Social Media and Math
Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous (Right hand mostly)
Favorite Food: Fried Frog Legs, Kimchi, Sour Cream Chips, Brussel Sprouts, Blackberry Juice, Black Crow Pie, Dead Monster's Flesh,
Least Favorite Food: Pasta, Hard Bread (Like a Rock that can break your teeth), Fish, Mustard, Sweet Milk,
Likes: Pranks (Demontical/Sinister but harmless), Family(Doesn't show it or express it, but in secret), Fashion (In any types), Gambling (Mostly), Winning in Fights (Physical or Magic), Dancing, Anime and Cosplaying (Mostly),
Dislikes: Chaos, Spoiled Brats (Mostly), Losing (Mostly), People thinking that she calculated the results for the bets wrong (Mostly), Getting Chased, Pranks backfired, Getting Scolded,
Hobbies: Reading anime mangas (Mostly), Cosplaying (Mostly), Getting the lastest Gossip or Trend, Dancing on stage, Gambling (The higher risks, the more crazier she gets, Mostly), Teasing other in a friendly manner or not,
Talents: Sinner Mode, Demon Abilities, Excited Mode (When she's gambling in high bests), Iron Legs and Teeth, Inner Shadow Control, Dark Abilities, Lie detector,
Nicknames: Dorothy or Dottie (From her friends and family)
Dorothea-senpai or Koizumi-senpai (From the freshmen students)
Manager (From her dorm mates)
Dola (From her cousin, Geoffrey)
Other Nicknames:
Dory (From the Main Trio and Manase)
Fashion Partner and Bestie (From Marleigh)
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Appearance and Personality
Appearance: Dorothea has a slender but slightly curvy female body build with black demon-like skin. She has long and somewhat thick wisteria purple hair which she ties it into two spike buns. She has spanish carmine colored eyes which they can turn into a unknown color when using her demon abilities. Dorothea is your typical sweet girl but is known to be trouble-some and ruthless.
Personality: Dorothea is the middle child and second daughter in her giant family. Her whole family runs a modeling studio, where she often helps her fathers with the clothes and posing for the models. She often admires her older sister's skills as a designer, which she never expressed it and got teased for it. This states the fact she's in a good relationship with each of her family members, but mostly for Geoffrey, who happens to be her favorite cousin/family member.
She has somewhat of a sweet girl but does have devilish/sinful personality, both on the outside and inside of herself. Dorothea is known to be sarcastic, mean and pretty ruthless towards others. Known to be a typical but rather a demon bully or mean girl. Especially for her demonic pranks and schemes, looked pretty dangerous but is actually harmless.
Is indeed very troublesome than the rest in the academy, she managed to get away with every demonical scheme or pranks she planned on someone that catches her interests and does not care of what others think of her. But on some days, she would get caught easily by the Dominguez twins and her cousin in the attempts of her escape, much to her dismay.
Like her dorm mates, she's pretty hard to approach due to her personality and status as a demon and also being a mean girl around, but her dorm mates has the exception, especially for the twins and her cousin.
Despite her devil/troublesome attitude, she seems to take her job as the vice-dorm leader seriously, but still uses her usual personality. Takes her job as the current manager and dorm dealer of the game and rules quite easily. Will play nicely but not when someone is being pain in the butt on her.
Secretly, Dorothea is easy on the freshmen students in the dorm only, but also the other dorms as well but sometimes. She seems to have a big-sister or motherly personality but no one saws it but doesn't express much it though, which she's thinks it's kinda embarrassing to show it. Plus, she and her cousin often chat together on the daily basis.
Play your cards nicely when she's around. Since Dorothea is troublesome, she's known to be cold and shows no indeed mercy if you're on her bad side. This girl loves to toy you down till you break if you ever cross with her, especially in the casino division itself.
Definitely goes wild and madness, makes you wanna run away but this demon will catch you. This demon girl wanna make your life like the hell down below itself.
Cheeky but dreadfully a troublesome demon here, Dorothea can make your day as hellful as she wants to. If she gets approval from Casimir and Cattleya first.
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Trivia
-The name 'Dorothea' is female given name: from a Greek word meaning “gift of God.” While her surname 'Koizumi' is a Japanese surname, meaning 'small spring'.
-She's based on King Dice (From Cuphead) and Millie (From Helluva Boss)
-Dorothea has a gambling addict. Making her a complusive gambler, it makes her go wild indeed for any risks taken indeed. Aside from that, she seems to have a anime addict as well. Rambles on both of them in one breath.
-Since she's like a mean girl, expect insults and curses from her mouth straight at you. If you're on her bad side.
-She knows the Main Trio, alongside with Manase and Marleigh. Often duels with Lynette, Kiara and Amelia or okay games with them. She and Marleigh making clothes together, and then anime cosplaying with Manase in secret!
-She and Marleigh often dragged kidnapped or adducts Manase when it comes to important fashion emergencies. This happened on the daily when Manase is busy with her dorm duties or not.
-Follows Casimir's and Cattleya's orders in the dorm. She definitely doesn't want to disappoint and anger them.
-She's been friends with the twins since childhood.
-Dororhea's voice sounds pretty charming and cool, but the tone changes when she's pissed off. Which is why I chose Yoshino Nanjou to be her voice actor.
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Third one done! Last one! (@hourglassstationacademy)
#mc#oc#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#gacha club#gacha games#hourglass station academy#hsa#dorothea koizumi#dorothy#character information#bio#oc-sorted fandorm
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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server
once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier
also x1000 longer than previous post
"ur satan is gnc af"
"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"
"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj
ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS
IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"ohoho sexy"
"I am very proud of myself"
"himbo x edgy fuck"
"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"
"he has teefs"
"SQUASH"
"good for biting 📷"
"he's a himbo basically"
"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"
"bifth"
"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"
"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"
"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan"
"I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"
"crimes"
"tumblr sexyman"
"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"
"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"
"steampunk e-girl"
"steampunk tumblr sexyman"
"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"
"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"
"ARTIST SIGHTED"
"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"
"babby..... would die for him"
"honestly i probably kin him"
"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"
"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"
"Also :00 blonde friend"
"Let us all infodhmo"
"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"
"Nix woukd you like to joon?
"skitters away"
"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"
"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"
"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"
"Awkwardly watches in band kid"
"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"
"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"
"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"
"anyway heres my boi"
"emo"
"haha emo"
"virgil sanders kinnie"
"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"
"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"
"bird man my beloved"
"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"
"Birds!!"
"guiguhuh"
"crabrave"
"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"
"yess name collector gang"
"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"
"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"
"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"
"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"
"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"
"My dad has seven legal names"
"bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"
"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"
"mmmmmm magic man :]"
"°0° green man"
"criminal (affectionate)"
"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"
"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"
"i would commit so many crimes for him"
"Very babey"
"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"
"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"
"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)
"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"
"* or extremly chaotic either works"
"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"
"oH--"
"bc my brain has a schedule"
"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"
"hehe yes spooky man"
"my ghost glucose guardian"
"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"
"ghosts r just inherently sexy"
"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"
"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"
"ł â m p"
"łæmp"
"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"
"I'd date a ghost"
"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"
"p e e p e e"
""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"
"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"
"you're all 12 year olds"
"PEENIE"
"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"
"god, what a himbo. i love him"
"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"
"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"
"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"
"im kin assigning him roman sanders"
""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""
"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"
"twink appreciation club"
"give us the twinks"
"my first thought was bottom-"
"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"
"daddy issued"
"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"
"Big boy but"
"anyways janus is swagggg"
"........................."
"gib twink"
"give twink then i will share"
"holds him gentle like hamburger"
"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"
"he is. fragile creachur"
"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"
"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"
"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"
"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"
"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"
"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"
"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."
"note i am a lesbian"
"You may like Schezo wegey"
"why does he have one single expression"
"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"
"magic wand"
"I Want To Hold His Hand"
"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"
"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""
"p e a n u t"
"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"
"grug from the croods is peak male performance"
"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."
"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"
"i like essays"
"central time gang"
"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)
"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"
"points were made"
"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"
"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"
"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"
"i think it sounds great
i'm going to start eating like that"
"several people are typing"
"do these look edible to you"
"forbidden gummies"
"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"
"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"
"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"
"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"
"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"
"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"
"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."
"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."
"NIIICE"
"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"
"watch your fucking language in front of the president"
"im so sorry lumi"
"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"
"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"
"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"
""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""
"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"
"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."
"me on discord: nick wilde"
"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."
"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"
"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"
"what the fuck"
"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"
"If you adopt me then yes"
"am I qualified for dad jokes???"
"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"
"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""
"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"
"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"
"cat pet"
"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"
"maybe thats me being a coward tho"
"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"
if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content
#tw drugs#tw swearing#tw cannibalism#tw crime#tw food#tw homophobia#shitpost#out of context#out of context quotes#lumi's quotes
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