Sometimes it felt like Steve had to choose between Robin and Eddie. He would be forced to make an impossible choice. But how could he choose between his platonic soulmate, his best friend, and the love of his life?

In the times that he would be forced to choose, he retreated into himself. He’d put his feelings on the back burner and wait for the ridicule he expected but never came.

He would always choose Robin.

Maybe they did something in that Russian bunker that truly melded their souls into one or maybe they really were just two halves of a whole. But in every argument, in every circumstance, Steve would always put Robin first.

He blamed himself for not choosing Eddie, for not putting their love first. But Eddie never held it against him, for long. He’d always be mad at the time initially but it would quickly fade away.

Eddie knew that Steve and Robin were SteveandRobin, that was something that would never change. He loved Steve enough to never hold it against him. He welcomed Robin into their fold completely. She got a room in their apartment, a tray for her toothbrush in their bathroom, and constant wingmen whenever she wanted to hit up a bar to check out the ladies.

Soon, they were SteveandRobinandEddie and it was the best thing that could’ve happened to them.

moments before Leo's death

idiot baby kill credit fight

this, after biden spewed some degenerate bullshit about palestinians lying about their casualties. and the gaza health ministry released a 212 page report detailing the names, families and ID's of every single martyr, including hundreds of palestinians who could not be identified at the time of death and burial.

I need to remind everyone that this little gem exists 😂

By High Ground Animations

Love him acting like a dog who knows it shouldn’t have its owner’s shoe in its mouth

little rex wip for last line challenge from @ominouspuff 🌟 thank you for the tag cousin

i’ve barely had any time for art outside of merch work / summer cons so here’s a rex i use to cool down when i regret how much i signed on for

tagging back bros (absolutely no pressure) @soularsss @battlekilt @cocotter @luoiae @razzbberry @kelstares

rule: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

He drew a picture for his wife

More specifically, 2/3rds of all people living in the US can now be forcibly and legally searched for any reason.

Authorities do not need a warrant or even suspicion of wrongdoing to justify conducting searches on any person.

You can read about it here on the latest news 06/09/2022.

to that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh huh, the worst was over, my hand was the one you reached for all throughout the great war

no but the way hunter immediately drops and reaches out to omega as she runs to him. he was probably on edge the entire time he and wrecker were on their way to find her, and in the back of his mind there was a small feeling that it was a trap, but then he sees her, and her hair is longer, and the innocence isn't there anymore, but it's her, it's his kid, and she's giving him a smile, and it's all hunter can do not to completely fall apart then and there, and she's back in his arms, and he'll destroy the entire galaxy if they get separated again.

Attention, Lieutenant Crash on deck!

Where Tukk shines with improvisational skills, Crash stands tall as a battle-hardened soldier with unrivaled discipline, making him a valuable, and frankly much needed right hand to Tukk's leadership.

...Some might even say he's like a mentor to Tukk; after all, experience outranks everything!

@el-shab-hussein this was what you were talking about earlier?

hs kids' first day on the earth c minecraft survival server

jake: starts digging straight down as soon as he spawns. keeps digging. keeps digging. keeps digging. no one ever sees him again

jane: enters ready to get everyone organized. half the server immediately runs off doing their own thing. stops the remaining crew before they wander off so they can start building a base before it turns to night. gives everyone roles and then has to go afk because she was on her lunch break and is actually playing minecraft on her company computer. comes back hours later and finds the entire server on fire.

karkat: gets a stone hoe and some wheat seeds thrown at him and is told to set up a wheat farm. nods even though he's never played minecraft before and doesn't know how. clicks the ground with the hoe and it seems to do something so he does that for a while. dave comes over and asks him why he's been just plowing the ground in one really long straight line. tells him to fuck off so he does. wishes he hadn't when he realizes he could've asked him for help. figures out that if you click on the ground with the seed it plants it and decides he's actually a minecraft genius and doesn't need anybody's help at all. dusts his hands off proud of the work he's done and then goes to try to find kanaya.

kanaya: is given a stone axe and is told to chop down some wood for the houses. does and gives roxy some stacks and goes to chop down some more wood because she honestly finds it kind of therapeutic. ends up clearing an entire mountain. night comes and mobs start sprouting up and she chops them down too. is surrounded by fields of floating rotten flesh and bones and cursed armor when suddenly she sees flames in the distance near the base. starts marching down there with the grim resolution of an executioner, ready to now start chopping some necks.

terezi: learns how to craft a flint and steel and discovers the magic of fire. laughs maniacally as she starts burning cows she runs into and laughs even more when she discovers they drop cooked meat. wants to find more things to burn. finds a raider's base and the sound of the wood torching up into flames does something to her and she starts setting fire to the entire forest. stumbles across the base. sets fire to one of the buildings. karkat comes over and yells and asks what the fuck she's doing. sets karkat on fire. laughs as she watches him run in circles not knowing how to stop the flames. suddenly gets murked by kanaya who's sneaked up behind her, and continues being hunted down by her as she respawns for the rest of the night.

jade: wanders off and finds a cute little village. decides that she's adopting it now. places some flowers she's picked along the way around to make it look nice and pretty. tames and places some cats around the perimeter and puts some torches nearby to keep away mobs. builds a water fountain in the middle of the town square. waves goodbye to go find some wolves to tame and promises that she'll be back.

dave: builds elaborately detailed dirt penises all over the farm while karkat works and negs him. karkat tells him to fuck off and go do something useful. fucks off accordingly and finds jade's village. raids everything from the chests and all the crops. puts dirt dicks all over the place. kills the cats for string and free exp. kills some sheep and creates beds and pushes some of the villagers inside a shitty little acacia building he made with a sign on it saying "breeding pen". throws some potatoes at them and then blocks up the entrance. turns around and immediately gets blown up by a creeper.

calliope: is the only one given op privileges as she is the only one that everyone can trust to have it. decides she wants to build a big cool glass castle in the sky. has just finished building the base when jade types in chat that whoever destroyed her village is going to pay. types "oh no!!!" in the chat. gets a dm from dave asking her for sanctuary because jade is going to KILL him. remembers that he's made NFTs. sends jade screenshots of the exact incriminating parts in the server log and happily continues building her castle.

rose: has debug screen turned on. immediately crafts several stone axes. runs off to the nearby desert and finds a desert temple and raids it, crafting an iron bucket. fills it with water and goes to a lava pool and builds a nether portal. enters the nether. speed bridges over to a nether fortress and makes a wither skeleton farm and proceeds to grind for ~3-4 hours. collects enough wither skulls. readies her bow and summons the wither and starts using its detonating blasts to mine down for ancient debris.

roxy: tried to convince everybody at the beginning to download 727378282 mods to make the server "more FUN!!". was unsuccessful. gets told to make some houses and beds for the base so she does. looks for other things to do and finds karkat's wheat farm and is flabbergasted. why is it in one long straight line. there isn't even any water. where is the water? tells john to go get her some redstone while she fixes it up so she can automate it.

john: not sure what to do. roxy tells him to start mining for redstone ("its red and shiny lol you wont have to dig that far"). digs straight down into a cave. realizes he forgot to get wood but decides to go on anyway. uses up all his stone pickaxes mining copper because he doesn't know what it is and it looks cool. hits a slime and it divides into more slimes and he freaks out and runs away with two hearts. keeps running and finds a door in the side of the cave wall. opens it. wanders around in a cool maze and then enters a weird room with some yellow and green chest like boxes. suddenly gets attacked by a little bug making a screechy sound and panics and dies.

dirk: rounds up some animals into pens for the base and then busts out a boat and a fishing pole to try to get them a book of mending. is chilling in the middle of the ocean and then sees that dave gets blown up by a creeper in chat. asks if he's okay and if he needs someone to come over. sees that karkat got killed by terezi. sees that terezi got killed by kanaya. asks what is going on. is now rowing back towards base. jade types that her village has been destroyed. jane has logged on and is asking why the entire base is on fire. is crafting buckets and filling them with water. sees that rose got an achievement for summoning the wither. texts her "Dude did you just summon the Wither???". rose ominously replies "I've got it handled." sees john got killed by a silverfish and roxy asking when the hell john found the stronghold. jake gets a cheating death with a totem of undying achievement. proceeds to have a total aneurysm.