if i had to pick an unconventional super power it would be immunity to fall damage because how fun would that be
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Obsessed with elliott stardew. he’s like a French aristocrat who is also a beach bum. he looks like young Fabio and talks like a dove chocolate wrapper. He’s polishing his cuff links while shooing a crab out of his pocket. he’s writing a whole entire novel with a duck-feather quill. He’s brushing his hair 100 strokes before bed. He’s staring out at the sea at least 5 hours a day. his Oxford shoes are full of sand. he has 16g in his bank account. he’s not unemployed bc yearning is a full-time job.
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i need to commission someone to do an art of a dnd character that lives in my brain and i need to do it NOW
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to collect reaction images
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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose
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gonna getcha
Remember guys if you think that milk chocolate should be considered evil because it is not as good as dark chocolate you are participating in the ancient heresy of Gnosticism thank you goodnight
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hey while we're on the subject of ghoul cowboys yall should look at mine
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hey don't bully me and my delicious egg pudding
Remember guys if you think that milk chocolate should be considered evil because it is not as good as dark chocolate you are participating in the ancient heresy of Gnosticism thank you goodnight
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my mom made chocolate pudding with blended up soft-boiled eggs and cocoa powder i think and it was really good
Remember guys if you think that milk chocolate should be considered evil because it is not as good as dark chocolate you are participating in the ancient heresy of Gnosticism thank you goodnight
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