Thank you for all the laughs. My childhood was great because you were 😔🤍

RIP Matthew Perry 😔💔

“ That’s it. ”

Ada is having a blast with the filters😂

This made me giggle so much, oh matty healy I miss your shitposts </3

King of Sarcasm 👑

RIP Matthew Perry

a racing driver wanting to race? what is this?

;tbh you are all so lovely, and max and I had a great time throwing puns at everyone. Especially the ones that hated them. let’s be real she’s a trouble maker sometimes, and she thinks her jokes are hilarious!

I am sadly mobile bc I work in the morning, but I’ll get to replies tomorrow at some point. ❤️❤️

dream wip

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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

he is the only funny person on the damn app

ryan "I believe in ghosts but please do not show up or I'll actually die" bergara and shane "I don't believe in ghosts but I want them to show themselves and kill me" madej

i do relish digging into the angst of the various murder attempts between jason and tim, but i also enjoy the hilarity of them both being so completely over the emotional baggage of it to the point of using it in their brotherly spats. jason comes to ask tim a favor and tim's like "wow lots of audacity asking a favor from the guy you tried to MURDER" and jason says "I will finish the job right now don't fucking test me" and tim says "i wish you would then i wouldnt have to listen to your overblown dramatic monologues ever again" and jason immediately gets him into a headlock and tim starts shrieking and wailing that jason's trying to kill him again and jason's struggling to get a hand over his mouth becuz if he goes on too long kon will show up from wherever he is and jason will have to go on the run for a couple months. and everyone else just has to live with this

yeah once they’re out of Active Murder Zone tim has the upper hand every time because he’s got the kon trump card. even if jason has bizarro on speed dial it’s not the same because bizarro has no beef with tim and meanwhile kon is at all times one wrong look away from dropping jason into an active volcano

fcg dying is so sad but someone in chat said "he died thinking the world was flat..." and its sending me