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kaiserouo · 4 months
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nemesis
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garnett-and-friends · 23 days
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After a while, the clodsire decided to ignore what just happened and the first thing he did? Run over to the ice cube he was chasing earlier and put his squishable face right up to it like it’s not one of his weaknesses.
Yeah, there’s not much brain in the little boy, but that’s why everyone loves him. I’m betting Garnett would be concerned though.
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From “The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System” by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu
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smudgeplifkin · 1 year
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Klaus: I get away with crimes by shouting ‘FENTANYL GO!’ and throwing a fistful of icing sugar at the cops
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geekstudio · 2 years
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New Candles from Geek Studio
I have a new line of candles that are all inspired by games, tv shows, anime and other pop culture.
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🎄 + 💋 for sprinkles-?
Smooches -w-
You and Sprinkles were in the kitchen making cookies.
It was nearing that one special holiday that EVERYONE loved... sorta sarcastic but not too much. He always loved to bake, and you liked to spend time with your datemate, so why not?
You were rambling about something while he was nodding along, listening. It wasn't like he could talk much himself... he liked listening to you ramble, anyway.
It went on like that for a bit, until you noticed something above your head, and when you looked up you saw the plant hanging above your head, from a stick, that Sticky was holding onto.
You look over at him and huff “Sticky, what the hell are you doing?” you ask, while he laughs shrugging his shoulders. You were about to say that you weren't going to do that, when you felt a kiss against your cheek making you blink.
When you looked, you saw Sprinkles looking at you with a little smile. His mask thingy was down! You get your own dumb little grin and lean up, pressing your lips against his teeth in a kiss. Sticky runs away.
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ironhoshi · 1 year
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Apologies on being missing. I was busy with the war.
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I believe I am winning...
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estobrotvpodcast · 10 months
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talila819 · 9 months
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Thanks @staff dashboard preferences work really really great
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And yes I've restarted the app, and it's still there
Also thanks for telling us too get rid of porn, and then putting it right on top of our feed, and even turning it off doesn't make it go away
Good job @staff
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bellonanj73 · 11 months
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Too soon? Nah
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nerdpoe · 1 month
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It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.
He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.
Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.
He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.
He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.
Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.
So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.
They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.
When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.
What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.
Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.
"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"
OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.
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kopawz · 2 years
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mario has to be informed on who chris pratt is, and is disappointed
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akanemnon · 2 months
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Deus ex Chara
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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deadsetobsessions · 5 months
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It’s been months since he’s settled into life at Wayne Manor. It’s hilarious that they don’t think he knows about their obvious nightlife (and that’s coming from someone whose hero name was just their last name spelled differently) but they don’t know anything about his own past as a vigilante. To be fair, a dimensionally displaced Ghost King wasn’t really on the board for reasonable guesses. Danny Fenton blinked innocently at Duke, blue eyes watery and oh-so-trusting of his adopted older brother when Duke claimed that his bruising came from getting caught in Ivy’s attack on the busses today.
(“Oh my god he’s so trusting and pure what the hell?” He heard Steph whisper to Dick, who nodded emphatically.)
“Oh man, you should get some rest. You guys are seriously unlucky, you know? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Danny asked Duke, his core trilling as he allowed himself to fuss over a member of his ‘fraid.
“Nah, man. I’m good. I think I’ll take a nap and sleep it off.”
“Okay. Oh, here!” Danny fumbled for his bag, grabbing his prescribed pain meds- for his chronic pain, but they don’t actually do anything for him since his ectoplasm burns away most of it- and handed it to Duke. “Take one, and only one. Those bruises look nasty.”
And then Danny gave him the puppy dog eyes and Duke folded, because Danny knew that he wasn’t supposed to hand his meds out but these situations were kind of the reason he claimed chronic pain to being with (even if it was true and his hands shook with aftershocks).
“Thanks, Danny. I feel like death warmed over.”
Danny laughed, the opportunity to mess with the family sparking in his head. “Yeah, I’ve died before. Wouldn’t recommend it.”
With that, Danny threw Duke an easy going smile and walked towards his room, bag on his back.
From his peripherals, Danny watched Jason drop his bowl of snacks, Dick’s pale face, and the concerned and shocked look of everyone else. Except Damian, who just kind of scowled thoughtfully. Tim looked like he was going to rip Danny apart like an interesting puzzle, Cass sat up straight (and he made sure every micro expression he caught on others stayed unconcerned on his own body), and Duke froze.
He snickered- well out of regular earshot- as whispers and whispered shouts rung out after he left the room.
He can’t wait to drop the “I know you’re vigilantes” bomb on them. It’ll be hilarious.
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kingofdoma · 2 days
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best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever
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