#sun: i hate this FUCKING FAMILY
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What if Moon regressed after locking Sun in baby jail, but still in the room with him? 🦇
I feel like regressing may make the prison break due to him not being in the mindset to keep the magic up and Sun would take care of him.
But to angst it up, Moon drops fully into babyspace and literally can't leave and Sun is stuck in baby jail and can't help his little brother calm down since tiny Moon doesn't understand how to lower the barrier. It takes KC having to force control and take down the barrier to allow Moon his brother, which unfortunately scares tiny Moon even more. But thankfully he has his big brother snuggling him and making sure he's okay.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#sun and moon show#sams#agere moon#caregiver sun#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#snoweyanswers#🦇 anon#age regression#five nights at freddy’s agere#fnaf agere#sun and moon show agere#sams agere#moon: get in gay baby jail! get in there!#sun: i hate this FUCKING FAMILY#baby moon: wait no!
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places him gently in ur palm and scutters away.
part 1 of just drawing the dca in outfits I'd like to yoink for my own wardrobe | part 2
my friend showed me the wonders of actually using a stylus on ibispaint instead of my fingers so I will be drawing moon too since I got the energy. in a skirt. because why not. we ball
#listen I think sun deserves the joy of hello kitty in his life. someone get this guy a plushie asap#also hide ur kids hide your wives and malewives I'm finally getting good at actually rendering!!#im like so joyful rn#oh yeah tags. fuck I hate tagging so much help me#dca#fnaf sun#fnaf daycare attendant#sun fnaf#sundrop#fnaf#fnaf sundrop#hi guys am I done yet. probably not#fnaf dca#fnaf sb#dca fandom#fnaf security breach#im done no more im practically laid out in the family guy death pose as we speak#hey hello kitty has crossovers with fucking everything what would a fnaf crossover look like. genuine question#or does that already exist?#reallilystuffart#my art#cw eyestrain
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not wanting to tag this bc obvious reasons but i hate asoiaf modern aus so bad, if it's your thing more power to you, but all i see is just heavy mischaracterizations of all the characters, i mean almost all modern aus have arya and sansa being besties... like at this point did you actually read the books, yeah they are sisters and probably always will be, but currently they don't have a good relationship, how could that be when the oldest sister bullies and completely bashes the younger sister self-esteem
#i once read a modern au where gendry called arya “horseface” to her face just to amuse and make jeyne poole and sansa smile#most modern aus are flawless!sansa propaganda#people really took that stupid sun and moon quote and run rampant with it#people can be family (in this case sisters) and still not be close and have a bad relationship#long sigh#i hate it here#do i think that if we get a future arya/sansa reunion arya will be happy to see her sister is still alive after everything??#yes i do that's the type of person that arya is#do i think that they will be close after getting reunited... and be “stark sisters uwu besties forevah”??#no i don't#i get that the “stark sisters” stans are just stansas that want arya as sansa's lap dog but i think they are pretty stupid to think#that progessive!arya (she was always this way) will comply to classist!sansa orders just because she's older#do i think that not getting the five year gap between adwd and twow definitely fucked sansa's character arc over??#yes i do#maybe if we had gotten the five years skip maybe sansa would have matured as a person but right now we are five books in#and she's still a stupidly naive classist brat who's pretty much main trait is being self absorbed
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More about your last post I wanna know on how everyone reacts to eachother like imagine your friend finally is out of a pain cult that you had to sit around and watch as it literally ruins them but they had to be sacrifice and your local hero’s had to step to help them and then all of sudden when you go to the hospital you see TIM DRAKE straggling to fill out the most simplest questions
“TIM DRAKE!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???”
“…what’s his blood type?”
AKSDHJSKAHDHAS I FUCKING LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FICS
okay so! some background information, it is my personal hc that bear fell into the cult, senior year of high school. so when tim rescues, he's been in there for like 5 years. it just doesn't make sense to me otherwise? like they chose him for the sacrifice. it wasn't like "oh he's convenient. might as well use him." they specifically interrupted his date-but-not-really-a-date with tim to get to him. like they thought he would be a worthy sacrifice to bring down the attention of dionysus. like he had to have been their most devoted member or something.
the gang meets him in their freshman year of college where mori, jam, and bear all end up getting an apartment together bc the landlord leased it out to three different people and they all responded. dija and chinna are their next door neighbors. anyway, they all become friends bc they all go to gotham u together.
i think mori and jam always knew there was smth wrong with bear. he's always kinda lost in his head, he disappears at odd hours of the day, when he talks to you he never directly stares at you but to the side of you like there's someone there. and as they grow closer, obviously the truth comes out near the end of freshman year.
and as college goes on, everyone learns his backstory and his sordid history with tim. needless to say, bear is like your dad who drops absolutely horrifying Dad Lore at random times and the gang is left to red-string-cork-board it together. they could be at a cafe near uni and bear randomly would be like "i tried to give my dead best friend chest compressions for like 30 minutes bc i refused to believe she was dead." cue the gang going, ".... do you, maybe, wanna unpack that?" / "no." / "oh. ok"
background info out of the way, the gang despises tim drake. how could they not? when they see the way bear has deteriorated after junior year? when they stumble across a photo of the grieves trio and wonder where that bright smile of bear's had gone? how could they not, when all of them have had to talk bear out of a hallucination? how could they not when bear comes back each night with more and more scars? when they've all walked in on him bleeding out? when all bear talks about is being chosen? when it's starting to look like this cult is going to take their friend from them?
and then, 4 years after they met bear, they get a call from hospital telling them that their brother is in the icu. and when they finally arrive at the hospital, tim drake is sitting in the waiting room, struggling to fill out basic information about his so-called "best friend".
fuck tim drake.
#okay yeah they're biased as hell#but they're on bear's side first and foremost#fuck everyone else#anyway they absolutely hate that man. if they could punt him into the sun they would#bear and tim could be getting married and they would still give tim the stink eye as he walks down the aisle#im sorry ik you meant it more in the comedic sense#but tragedy calls to me like a siren#asks#introspective.txt#timbern#mori lore time! i was originally gonna make him meet bear @ the boarding school bear went to#but i hate the idea of like one person having more ties to a person than everyone else#sorry that's just my personal issues coming out#jam lore time! jam is thai. thai people usually go by their nicknames than their real names so i looked up some popular thai nicknames#and jam popped up! anyway jam is the only one in the gang with a good family. his mom and dad are auntie and uncle to every1 else
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getting a little bit obsessed with my "cottagecore throuple" here, because the more I think about it, the more disgustingly perfect and idyllic the whole thing is to me.
like... post-game, I like to imagine Shadowheart absolutely thriving. She's a city girl with a deep love for animals, and spotty- to nil memories, most of which are of the worst things to have ever happened in a dank torture-basement: of course a sweet, picturesque forest cottage (so far I like to think that Petyr would call it "The Hovel", even though it's by all means a cozy, nice hunter's lodge) would have her downright giddy, and she deserves every ounce of that happiness ever.
As I imagine it, when not enthusiastically learning all there is to learn about the quasi-self-sustaining life (that she had dropped herself into by shacking up with a literal forest ranger), she spends as much time outside as possible: walks barefoot in the tall grass, stops to smell every flower (and even plants quite a few, just by the vegetables), and lays in the soft underbrush for hours at a time- enjoying the sunlight caressing her face, enjoying a nice novel (and/or a cuddle with Scratch, the cub, or her boyfriend once he sits down for a moment), or just gazing up at the moon and stars in silent worship. She makes friends with every animal that crosses her path, too: SO many potions of animal speaking are consumed, it's absurd. (She's best friends with the chickens. Petyr has to start farming acorn truffles in the basement for her, and that even proves actually very lucrative- in town, that shit sells for like 10-20 gold a pop.)
She'd of course bring home everything that'll let her. Little wildflower bouquets and stuff at first, but also every critter: from juvenile racoons just weaned from their mothers (they look almost like kittens! how cute!), to elderly foxes that just want to curl up in front of the fire and warm their bones somewhere safe for a moment. She's having the time of her goddamn life, she's learning a shitton of life skills she was never taught (finally learning things not meant to make her better at hurting people!), and generally enjoying a life that, while still plagued by remnants of the past (night terrors, perpetrator trauma, loss, grief, pains both suffered and inflicted, all that great stuff), has her feeling actually content with her lot in it.
And with all this, Petyr is... very business as usual, or at least he's trying to pretend that he is. Having someone in what was his space for like 20 years is strange initially, but if there's one thing he's used to, it's adapting. Making things work. (Plus, he's like, happy, or whatever. In love. You know, that sort of rot.)
Then again, he's also used to only having to feed himself with the very little he has, not another (especially another who is inexperienced at this type of thing, and a second another who just... drops by sometimes, always unannounced and unexpected, but never unwelcome), which deep down does have him a bit (a lot) more antsy about not just being the self-appointed guardian of her happiness, but also just... their general survival.
He's keenly aware that winters in the wild are never especially easy, not when you're so far removed from the safety of a community- especially not the way he's used to being alone, without even magic to keep you warm and safe. Usually, he spends most of the year primarily occupied by preparing for winter, and even like that, there have been lean years: years when he got snowed in for tendays, when he did something stupid and all the careful prep went down the shitter, years he had to go hungry and learn to make do with next to nothing.
So he compensates for- (and distracts himself from-) that anxiety by making extra sure that the pantry is stocked to bursting with all the goods there can be, and they often head out into the woods to hunt and forage together- although he's not a great (or even a good) teacher, Shadowheart (usually Shadow, often Heart, lately Jen or Jenny in affection) does make what he used to do out of sheer need, into something also done for fun.
Hunting and foraging are fun now, and soon, the cabinets are overflowing with jars and jars of dry mushrooms, so much homemade deer jerky, jams and jellies and pickles galore... there's mead fermenting, and homemade soap curing before it can be used, firewood stacked to the height of a person... herb bundles, garlic braids, grain corn, and drying peppers are strung up on the rafters like fragrant fairy lights.
Meanwhile, I imagine that Halsin comes and goes as he pleases- not entirely unlike a beloved stray cat. He just shows up one evening as if he had left not tendays, but only a few hours ago, kicks the duff or mud or snow off his boots, and leans his staff into its habitual nook by the door. He sets whatever it is that he brought this time in its appropriate place (be it otherwise unobtainable goods from town, or just a little gift, a treat to enjoy together), and he sinks into the worn-out armchair by the fireplace that was declared his the first time he stayed.
One of the others almost always then strolls by to settle wordlessly on his lap (if not both of them- that poor chair can barely take the combined weight), and just relax as his big, warm fingers slowly work through the knots and ties keeping their hair out of their faces, and, voice rumbling deep in his chest, he tells them all that has happened in Reithwin the past while.
The many smells of dinner and the comforting scent of pipe tobacco mingle with the fragrant herbs and the crackling fire then, and creates something that can only be described as the scent of home.
.............. and then all three just fuck absolute NASTY every day, in every configuration, and on every surface available for the next, oh, month or so.
#first i had a typo; “halsin comes and hoes” and while that means something different; that too is accurate#squirrel plays bg3#dad's birthday lunch done; i now relax by imagining cottagecore-ass domesticity yaaaay#i just. i love that in my world Shadowheart; the animal-loving yet lonely city girl#has two handsome woodsman boyfriends and the idyllic home of her dreams#Petyr; the man who convinced himself that he has no needs actually#has two partners who are not just sweet and fun but also both accomplished caregivers in different flavors#(they might even forcibly take care of him when he refuses to take care of himself)#and Halsin; after having finally accomplished the goal that has kept him wandering for a century#has two beautiful lovers who always welcome him home as a beloved equal#oc: petyr wildbrook#yeah the asshole whom i hate to love will have quite possibly the nicest goddamn epilogue; fuck#arvid gets a nice wedding; separation anxiety; and PTSD#iona goes on an almost fully nocturnal (and decades-long) wild goose chase to give her love the sun back#and petyr just. returns home with a gf#and a bf#and also PTSD but what else is new#they might even inspire him to try and reestablish a connection with his family; who knows
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i just did the most stupidest thing ever-eclipse
i accidently called my crush shitty looking when i panicked when he asked what i said when i said he looked pretty i fucking hate myself i cant show my face to the world ever again-eclipse
#dysfunctional family au#sams au#the sun and moon show#sams eclipse#fnaf eclipse#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show eclipse#canon x oc#fnaf neptune#i fucking hate me and my dumb brain-eclipse
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I would've straight up just put it in my bedroom but it's already so small that there's barely room to walk from my desk to the door to the closet as is, I literally wouldn't be able to open my dresser drawers if I did that, so like FUCK ME for asking to EXIST in this house where I LIVE
#im genuinely so upset#franposting#its a small thing but i am CLAWING at the Walls#i hate this fuckin house so fuckin much but it's the only place i have and some sick awful part of me#misses it when im gone. nostalgia is just the devil talking#can it hurry up and stop being cold and damp so i can at least exist outside#everyone in this family hates extreme heat#so when its summer at least i can exist outside of my room and still be left in peace#roast myself in the 2pm sun on the weekends in extreme humidity knowing no one else will yell at me for being there#or get frustrated when my book or chair arent EXACTLY IN PLACE#ya bitch is going thru SO MANY soy candles#bc having a little flame. a living thing. in my prison is the only thing keeping me sane some days#also food is being bad lately i suddenly hate food and eating and just want boring bread everyday#so thats ALSO going great for me. mentally#literally fuck this so much i am going to ***
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#Idk how I feel about the Icarus fell as he laughed thing#not hating and I really really like that interpretation#but also him being a scared kid and crying for his dad 😭#who couldnt help him? rah#and this is like meaner and absolutely just me being melodramatic#but the way so many parents say they’d die before living without their children#I’d like to imagine he was one of them#but when confronted with the choice between dying with his child/trying to save him even if it would be fruitless or the going towards the#freedom hed been kept from for so long?#well Icarus chose the sun.#omg i just reread this Im not saying Icarus chose the sun over his child lmaooo#Lemme be clear#im taking Abt Daedalus 😭#that well Icarus chose the sun is like D making it clear that he chose freedom and tryin to justify it bc Icarus in a way chose freedom over#family too#and in the interpretation of Icarus as a young adult who laughed as he fell this is kind of a we’re both fucked up and i see you/you see me#Kinda thing#like idk that confinement must’ve done shit mentally yknow#but in the interpretation where Icarus is a kid who didn’t know any better? gut wrenching#to me anyways#especially since it’s technically daedalus’ fault they’re there#and more especially since Icarus is there for being his fathers son#Daedalus projecting his naivety onto Icarus and not only saying that the ‘choice’ the child made is the same as him giving up#but projecting the naivety that he himself had at the thought that he was exempt from the kings anger#ugh I love it either way but the second one is hitting today#OH ALL OF THIS BUT THEEEEEN imagine differences in stories where he sighed as he flew away#or stories where he wept as he watched his son fall#i need to make one of those genetic squares I forgot the name of for how I feel about each scenario#going insane
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nothing like an hour long yoga class to still feel like you want to take a lighter to a safety pin to your thigh :)
but hey i'm starting a new job tonight, surely that will cure me
#i HATE working for the white man on friday nights#i'm white btw but still it's the principle#or like ‟white‟. i have a complicated relationship with the concept as people like me haven't been considered white until quite recently#well half the other half is scotts irish and my dad and brother fry in the sun for it lmao. they're both pos misogynist assholes though so#i got the darker features (my brother is a blue eyed blonde vs my hair is dark brown and i have green eyes) and there's some colorism in th#family unit too but i seldom get clocked for being ashkenazi when i'm out and about (and my hair's up and i'm not talking.....)#as long as no one makes me eat pig i'm gonna pretend that i'm not betraying my ancestors for capitalism#as if we're not all back in kemet in that old story#you know slaves in egypt were given food housing and a small wage?#fuck dude my laptop broke and i need a car what the fuck am i supposed to do here i have no other recourse#i sold my (other side's) grandmother's jewelry to buy some recording tech so i feel like not taking action there is a greater betrayal#i'm still figuring it all out#i think i will make myself some coffee and pancakes and then roll a cig with some shatter in it#at the very least i'll have money for actual weed soon#time is fake anyway and i need this stupid goddamn bag#there's small chance i can escape this mundane bullshit through a program i applied to but i fear i will be looked over as i am strange#and not strange people are terrified of strange people for some reason#i'm rambling now to procrastinate eating something i'll go do that now byeeeee
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My brothers called me Chameleon in public :,)
#before you think it’s some cutesy think let me explain#basically it means that my left eye drifts off to face the opposite direction#so we were going through pictures and we found one of me and my exetropia was really bad#i looked like camilo in that one scene ‘fix your face’#and my brother goes#”wow you look like an incomplete gecko”#and my other brother goes#“no she’s more of a chameleon because she changes color when she’s in the sun or mad”#and sans sure enough i was blushing VERY hard because they were being pretty loud and showcasing the pictures#and then they proceeded to call me “chameleon kid” and “gecko girl”#i fucking hate being albino#only thing it’s done is fuck up my life and get me made fun of#mostly by my family#I’m just hurt#vent#i deleted the tag explaining I had exetropia and I’m too lazy to add it again#so here it is
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I need to go to the fucking post office and keep not being able to do it
#I am trying to return something that was 1. expensive and 2. not what I ordered.#I need to go to the post office before the return window runs out.#My mother's car's AC is broken. She does not want to pay to fix it. She wants ME to drop $2k on fixing her car for her.#I can't fucking go anywhere because I won't do that#I have a slight heart issue that makes me really sensitive to heat and this is FL in the summertime.#That means that; with no air conditioning; I can't go anywhere during the hot part of the day. I will pass out or possibly worse.#I know because I have tried and fainted because I NEED GROCERIES? And that's LITERALLY only like a mile or less away#But the fucking car sits in the sun all day. She won't even park it in the shade.#So I ask if I can go do the things I need to do in the morning BEFORE it gets too hot.#She says sure :) but it's a fucking lie because she keeps making up reasons on the spot to say no every morning I'm awake#She keeps telling me to fucking wake up early and then NOT LETTING ME DO THE THING ANYWAY#She is explicitly trying to pressure me into paying to fix her car so I shouldn't be surprised that I'm not being allowed to --#-- work around the broken AC.#But I don't have any other options for transportation#She's made the whole family hate me by lying and complaining to everyone excessively about me so they won't talk to me#The only one who realized she was lying was my sister after she Actually Spent Some Time With Me Alone but she's not available#And I can't drive because I only have one eye that works and I am dissociative#And I damn sure can't walk I'm way too physically sick for that. Also the heat thing again.#.It speaks#.Rua 🦄#And no I really can't get groceries lately either. This is not just a post office issue it's an everything issue.#I am fucking starving here at all times even though I have money because I am being denied transportation.#Sometimes she has mercy and quietly goes to the store without me and brings back Some Food but.#It's always something that's either like junky snack cakes or candy or I'm allergic to it and it makes me sick.
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#personall#having my mother come and talk to me about a family acquaintance who recently came out as a trans boy feels like-#-icarus must have felt flying too close to the sun and feeling it burn him#i am: afraid#i hate to be put in the position where i cannot be 100% supportive as i want to be because it would most definitely raise some questions#but also i cannot like. agree with their fucked up views without at least trying to let them know... they are wrong#i want to scream#but also happy pride month everybody the guys new name is maxim <3
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Lately I've been going to bed around 4-6am and I have to wake up at 9am every day so I've only been getting 3-5 hours of sleep, but last night I went to bed at 2am so maybe I wouldn't feel like shit the next day, but I woke up at 6am and could not fall back asleep because I feel wide awake. My body hates me and doesn't want me to ever have more than five hours of sleep I guess
#i woke with the fucking sun today and i hate it#well maybe i dont hate it. its kind of nice to be an early riser for once#but this has happened before. where i go to sleep early for a change and end up waking up hours before my alarm#and then less than half an hour before my alarm ill be steuck by exhaustion and not have enough time to fix it#and i love my roommate but shes awake and doing dishes and leaving the apartment and then coming back#its 7am. she usually has the same sleep schedule as me so idk whats going on with us today#it feels like i pulled an all nighter because usually thags the only time i see the sunrise. maybe ill order some fast food breakfast today#maybe ill take my dog for an early walk if its not too cold. brb let me check the temperature#ooh its 37. thats hoodie weather. my poor dog keeps getting woken up by my whims. the othe night i accidentally woke him#because i wanted a bagel at 4am and he sleeps in the kitchen area#i would love to do this every day. go to bed earlier and wake earlier. but im not a morning person#and i usually work until 11pm. i work at a bar so its nighttime schedules for me. which i love. im a night person for sure#im not looking forward to moving back in with my parents because likely i wont find another job with this type of schedule#they live in a tiny ass town. i never understood how people move to a tiny town with no connections there. like they have no family there#except for my geandpa but he moved there after my parents. my parents moved there woth no family around#no one has heard of my hometown. it has 2000 people in it. it doesnt have great schools. its not diverse. theres no draw to it#idek how my parents heard of it#maybe ill learn to bartend there. get a job as a bartender. or maybe go to college. or become a firefighter or emt#although idk if college is right for me and i dont want to make a mistake that costs thousands of dollars#ill just take a class or two at the community college. that could be nice. but most likely ill go into a trade. my brother is a welder#and my dad is a cop. neither went to college. my dad says he could get me a job as an electrician. that would be nice#yeah probs wont go for my degree. will probs just take some classes for fun and a consistent schedule#and then become an electrician or something. sorry this turned into a weird rant#good morning everyone ily
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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honestly i forgot that dick originally wanted to adopt jason as well just imagine how chaotic that would’ve been like
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jay: uh what’s for dinner
dick: well we have cereal and…
dick:
dick: hey don’t kids like the whole breakfast for dinner thing?
jay: i miss alfred
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dick: and for a bed i’d like to introduce you to this lovely thing called a futon!!
jay: …better than a cardboard box i guess
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jay: can i fight crime yet
dick: you’re a child
jay: you’re a slightly larger child
dick: …fair point, no extreme violence and minimum 4 flips per patrol
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dick: when a mommy and daddy love each other very much—
jay: i am not doing this with you dickface i know what sex is
dick: wait no little wing i have a powerpoint presentation. it’s color coded and everything!
jay: i wish i’d stayed on the street
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dick: okay that’s enough, you know what, get on top of the fridge
jay, hissing: this house is a fucking nightmare
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jay: hey some friends at school wanted to watch a movie, is it okay if they come here—
dick: yes, yes! oh my god finally i’m so proud you’re making friends jaybird, i’m gonna be the coolest host dad ever i’ll make pizza and
jay, already on the phone: yeah he said no, sorry guys, can we do it at tommy’s?
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dick teaching jason trapeze and circus stuff 😭
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jay: god the circus is so lame
dick: exCUSE ME i’m disowning you, get out
jay: WHAT
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dick, who forgot to pick up jay from school: oh god i’m so sorry, i’ll never do it again
jay, who’s thrilled to be allowed in the library after hours every time, but never one to pass on a guilt trip: wow dick i never thought you of all people would abandon me
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dick: listen my support group says-
jay: you joined a support group for single moms dickface, that doesn’t count
dick: it does too, they all think i’m very brave for doing this alone
jay: for fucks sake-
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dick, coming home late from a date and seeing the lights on: uhh hello?
jay, sitting on a stool: and just where have you been all night young man?
dick: IM 26
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jason, pointing at the wayne family photos: so who do we like, and who do i hate on principle
dick:
dick: okay so this is complicated
jason: there’s only like three living people??
dick: right. so—
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dick, who pulled an all-nighter working on a case: good morning!
jay, who was reading jane austen and didn’t notice the sun came up: right…morning
dick:
jay:
dick: you didn’t sleep did you
jay: well clearly neither did you
dick: fair enough, coffee?
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jay: so this guy was shovin’ me around and-
dick: i’ll kill him
jay: …no.
dick: but-
jay: his mom’s the librarian and i can’t afford to fall out of sharon’s good graces
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dick: look it’s not my fault i’m so charismatic
jay: i’m not asking for a lot here
dick: you’re asking me to suppress my nature
jay: i’m asking you to stop flirting with all my teachers at parent teacher conferences
dick: c’mon it’s not that big of a deal
jay: …miss shields gave me her phone number to pass along the other day. so did mr. burnes, it’s getting outta hand dick
dick: oh i see, this is serious
dick: she’s really cute, maybe i should-
jay: STOP IT
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#dick actually choosing to pass the robin mantle on to jason 😭#they’d be so cute your honor#dick grayson#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#dc
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No bc Jon makes me SO SAD like idk man the fact that it isn’t even just someone who looks like his dad but technically WAS his dad that did all that to him like imagine him having a nightmare or smth and Clark goes to help him out cause obviously and Jon gets MORE scared bc the person he’s looking at isn’t his dad who’d die before hurting him, but his captor of YEARS back in his room
#hc time 😋#not structured they never are but#besides the claustrophobia I think Jon would have an intense fear of the dark and heat in general#like imo it’d be less than the claustrophobia but it’s pretty high up there#he CANNOT eat pork anymore the smell of it makes him sick to his stomach and could cause him to spiral#he doesn’t have the traditional panic attacks or dissociation dazes since he needed to be aware in case there was a chance to escape#not projecting at all 🤞🏾😍 but he dissociates in the sense that he isolates his emotions#he can still be productive and if it’s a good day he can fake them but he feels hollowed out internally and sometimes it scares him bc it-#-still applied towards the ppl he cares about: he knows he loves his family but in that state smth EXTREME could happen to them and he’d#only feel mildly upset and even irritated instead of the worry he usually would#He’s touch starved but also very averse to physical touch and sometimes he himself doesn’t know which is stronger at the moment#so he’ll ask Kon for a hug and immediately flinch away or avoid everyone but bump into Lois and melt#used to be a fucking chatterbox and still kinda is but genuinely forgets that other ppl are around sometimes#like he’ll say something out loud to himself and he surprised when ppl react#his sleeping schedule is FUCKED kryptonians usually wake with the sun but since his access was cut off he’s kinda getting used to it again#was very sensitive to the sun for awhile bc after his powers were cut off for so long all of it rushing back in overwhelmed him#the audio sensory overload especially fucked him over and he has a blue kryptonite in his room just in case#he hates not having his powers but it became his basic comfortable state so it’s kind of like a detox thing#like he has to let himself get used to it in short increments#Fuck canon he did not immediately jump back into hero work#he TRIED but he crashed hard and that’s when his healing process started#he WANTS to talk about it but the words literally just don’t come out he does extremely well with the ‘ask and respond’ method#absolutely told Clark it wasn’t that bad so he wouldn’t feel guilt. didn’t work.#cannot be around Clark sometimes he hates it so much bc he LOVES his dad but Clark is so understanding Abt it and tbh it makes it feel worse#he does not fuck around with other universes or even space for a loooong time#big step in his progress was sitting on the moon with Kon#that’s kinda it whatver 😍#Jon Kent
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