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Natasha: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free vodka.
Y/N: Marry me.
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Mona Lisa: What's a homophobe?
Mikey: Someone who's afraid of homes.
Mona Lisa: What? Afraid of homes? Why?
Mikey: Look at the prices.
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Megatron: Make the plan, execute the plan.
Starscream: Expect the plan to go off the rails.
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Noelle: I think I might have a crush on Asta.
Nero: Congratulations, you’re officially the last person to know.
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Haymitch: I’m not doing too well
Haymitch: I have this headache that comes and goes
Katniss: *Walks in*
Haymitch: Oh look there it is again
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Engineer: *just graduated* I bought every measuring tool for the job, chief!
*several years of experience later*
Engineer: *nonchalantly laying a partially filled bottle of beer* You're off by .06 degrees, partner.
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Abby: I made new friends.
Mike: Those are ghosts.
Abby: Heck yeah they are.
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Wally: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Barnaby: You're drinking apple juice, bud.
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[briefly after the Elf Arc]
William: Sir, I must ask, but why did you forgive me?
Julius: Because I'd hope you would do the same for me if I were in your shoes, right?
William: I appreciate that, but I don't see how you could ever be in my---
Julius: Answer the question, William.
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Reaver: When I say 'I hate drama' I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan.
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Viktor: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?
Mordecai: We had an argument. They're in the garden.
Viktor: I was just out there, but I didn’t see them.
Mordecai: Dig deeper.
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[texting]
Y/N: I’m a theif.
Bucky: Thief.
Y/N: Theif.
Bucky: I before E except after C.
Y/N: Thceif.
Bucky: NO.
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Mikey: I love you almost as much as I love pizza.
Renet: Uh… thank you??
Mikey, whispering to Donnie: How's my flirting?
Donnie, whispering back: Terrible.
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Skyfire: Is Starscream here? I’m his friend, Skyfire.
Megatron: Starscream doesn’t have friends. Only people he hasn’t pissed off yet.
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Finral, to Luck, Magna and Gauche: You need to stop fighting all day. Going out might help.
Magna: Well, we went to the park today.
Finral: There you go, I hope you guys got something from that.
Gauche, forces out a strained laugh: Yeah, We did.
Luck, opening a bag: This baby!
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[sitting in jail]
Bree: So who should we call?
Nick: I’d call William, but I feel safer in jail.
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