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#sorry just feeling whiny xD
ramblingoak · 3 months
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I have too many things I want to write and my brain has just chosen to shut down. This is painful.
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mewtwoandme · 2 months
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I don't normally try to be a dick, but I just remembered a song...
***in the future***
Legion: 🎵Right now you're down and out, and feeling really crappy🎵
Jeo: I'll say. 😞
Legion:🎵 And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me... Happy!🎵
Jeo: HAPPY!?
Legion: 🎵 Sorry, Jeo, human nature, nothin' I can do!🎵 Cause it's: Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I'm not you!🎵
Why did this make me think of Legion and Jeo being Husk and Angel in Loser XD
Legion: You've lost your way. You think you're life is wreaked! Well let me just say you're correct!
Jeo: Wait what??
Legion: You're. A. Loser baby, a loser goddamn baby you're a fucked up little whiny bitch-
Jeo: Hey!
Legion: You're a loser just like me-
Jeo: Thanks asshole...
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diagonal-queen · 10 months
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Pardon me if this dumb. Could I request hunting dogs x s/o who has the habit of eating ice when she drinks well... drinks with ice indeed xd
(I think jouno would hate it and tecchou would find a way to make a weird combo. How I love hunting dogs🤧)
Hunting Dogs with an S/O who eats ice
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♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura, Tachihara Michizou x fem!Reader
♡ synopsis: How do the Hunting Dogs react to their S/O eating ice?
♡ cw: Swearing, use of fem titles like 'girlfriend'.
note: I want it to be known for the record that when I first saw this req I was wandering around my kitchen looking for food, and after I read it I said 'hehe that's cute' so no, your req is not dumb and I like it!! I tried to do some longer ones this time to make up for my lack of posting reqs...apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x
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Jouno:
You're right anon- he does hate it
He doesn't like the sound of your chewing, if you sucked on the ice he'd hate that as well, he's very much not an ASMR lover
He constantly asks why you don't just eat shaved ice or snow cones or something like that, and even offers to purchase them for you all the time
Jouno understands and accepts having idle habits like needing to chew or bouncing your leg, but your one is just...loud, and probably not the best for your teeth
"Don't tell Tecchou about this. I don't need him getting any ideas."
If you tell Tecchou he WILL get ideas and you'll probably never hear the end of it from Jouno
Like one day he'll just approach you from behind and bury his head in your neck while wrapping his arms around you and go "Why did you have to run your mouth like that?" (whiny Jouno >>>>>>>)
He does actually learn to deal with it, but he will not go out of his way to help you acquire ice or anything like that
Honestly at some point he might try asking you to stop doing it, at least as frequently. Whether or not you do it is your choice, he's still gonna love you, but y'know...
He just prefers not to be in the room or whatever when you do it because it just bothers him (from a sensory perspective), not because he dislikes you or anything! The sound just does not feel nice in his ears
But Jouno is willing to put in the effort to coexist with you in spite of the both of you having habits that annoys the other
And THAT'S the meaning of true love folks!
Tecchou:
Once again anon you're right, he uses this to further his weird food combination possibilities
Pray for the rest of the Hunting Dogs (minus Fukuchi) (sorry Fukuchi fuckers) because they're suffering
Tecchou honestly doesn't care about you eating ice as a habit, he just assumes you do it because you like the taste/texture of ice and doesn't question it further
He'll see you eating chunks of ice out of your lemonade or whatever and something like this will happen: "Ice...have you tried pairing it with gelatin?" "What, like jelly? Like, raspberry or lime or something?" "No, just plain gelatin." "...Tecchou babe I love you but-"
(It's because they're both transparent)
Because you do it, he might start doing it too, and seeing how it pairs with different foods
Catch him one morning at 3am in your guys' kitchen just eating a bowl full of ice and pineapple gummy bears with a spoon like it's fucking cereal
And this mf would have the audacity to be like 'you should try this it tastes great' while you're standing there, mouth agape
Please don't tell Jouno about that we really don't need him throwing another tantrum about Tecchou's eating habits
You and him would drink lots of icy lemonade together though because that actually is a transparent drink that goes well with ice! (thank god)
All in all he accepts you, so accept him back rn 😤
Tachihara:
With the stress Tachihara experiences on a daily- nay, hourly- nay, minutely basis, he probably chews ice as well
Or at least he's understanding of the concept, so when he learns that you do it he might make a comment on it, but ultimately he doesn't mind or anything like that
If you guys ever go out to eat or anything like that he always makes sure whatever drink you've ordered has ice in it (as in he will say 'Please can you add ice to this' and will continue until the poor waiter relents and does it)
Also, if he ever brings you fast food or anything similar he will have bought you a drink with ice in it
He even makes sure to add filling the ice tray in the freezer to his to-do list and everything 🤧 bro is a 10 through and through
You develop this little tradition thing where you bring each other cups of ice when you're sad to distract from the sadness and help you feel better :')
You and Tachihara also chew other things like gum and stuff as well, it's a never ending thing with you two (not that that's bad! Stimming is perfectly fine and healthy) so it's a little like a couple's thing and that's cute
You know those things that people do where they get flavoured water or juice or whatever and then freeze them into ice cubes basically?? You guys would totally do that! And you'd make each other different flavours and everything
The only maybe bad thing about it is that other people can sometimes be weird about it, but that doesn't matter when you guys have each others' backs
Teruko (platonic):
Teruko has absolutely no issue with it
...after she finishes making fun of you for a couple minutes
She would think it's a bit of a weird habit and tell you you're like a bear (they don't even chew ice probably?????)
But she accepts it very quickly because she understands that it comforts you/makes you feel happy
She would start chewing ice after learning that you do it, just so you two can match (and annoy Jouno, that's like half the reason she began chewing ice- tbh you were probably just an afterthought T-T)
As we know Teruko would be the ultimate bestie and thus would defend your interests and habits with her life, so Jouno wouldn't really end up being much of an issue for you
She goes as far as to make it a point to hang out with you outside more often so you have more opportunity to purchase drinks with ice in them
Also stocks up on similar items like popsicles for you to chew on whenever you visit her
As long as you also promise to do the same for her though
Teruko would definitely finish a drink and then just pour her ice into your cup (and probably spill your drink everywhere) without any regard because her brain just says 'my friend likes ice so I'll give her ice and make her happy :D'
Like I said, super highschool level bestie
I mean you already have to endure her...interesting personality, so this is really the least she can do. You guys <333
Fukuchi:
Let's not pretend that he wouldn't learn about your ice habit and then like. Import fresh Antarctic ice right from the source for you to chew
Fukuchi DEFINITELY has enough power and influence to do something like that. When asked why he's probably so casual about it too like "My girlfriends likes ice" and NO further explanation
I'm just imagining you sitting in like a meeting next to him or something (cus he invited you, cute date ideas heheh), probably with government officials or whatever, and the room is entirely silent except for the sound of you chewing ice
And nobody *dares* to say a word about it
He probably gives you ice to shut you up sometimes (either because you're arguing or because he needs to get work done, something like that) and you can't even be mad about it
He'd buy another fridge for ice trays so you can drink like anything you want with ice and never run out of it
I don't like Fukuchi myself but even I can't deny the amount of sugar daddy boyfriend potential this man has, and thus I feel obliged to share it with the world
Imagine he has like an esky full of ice chunks that you put alcohol and drinks in or whatever, and he takes out the drink that he wants and just hands you the whole ass esky full of ice 💀
The other Hunting Dogs don't even question it either because this fucking guy...sometimes there are questions that are best left unanswered and you and Fukuchi are a great example of that
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Taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fedyushka, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl
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bluxb3rry · 1 year
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❝𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫!❞↳෴੭˚ ༘♡·˚₊˚ˑ༄ؘ 💜
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Bang Chan x male reader!
He/him pronouns!
English is not my frist language!
Tried Angst! This one is very long xd
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-Honey, Wake up-
The voice made him wake up a little bit, but with his eyes still closed he tried to ignore it, hiding his face more in the pillow and feeling the soft heat from the sun that came from an open window, not only that but also the touches in his skin were as soft as the sheets, he really tried to wake up.
-Chan, love, wake up-
He now felt soft kisses in his face, smiling a little still trying to play sleep, knowing that his lover already know of his little play.
-hm, okay okay, i guess i'll shower alone-
-im up!-Chan opened his eyes looking at him
-i knew you were awake-he kissed him
-mmh, Y/N! You can't just play with me like thaat-he said with a whiny voice
-yeh yeh cry baby-Y/N got up
Chan just looked at him, the sheets still covering part of his body, just looking at the naked back of his boyfriend, seeing little love marks in his neck, smiling a little.
-what are you looking at?-Y/N asked, putting on the shirt of him, looking at him with a playful smile.
-just at my lover, i didn't know that you owned my shirt now-
-i got cold, but, if you came with me to the shower, i might just get warm again-that was the last thing that Chan heard before seeing his boyfriend closing the bathroom door.
-if you play like that-he followed him
꒰ ୨ ♡ ୧ ꒱
It wasn't a warm day anymore, it was night and i got slightly colder, Chan looked at himself in the mirror, feeling his cheeks gething kinda warm while fixing his tye.
-you seem kinda scared boss-another voice entered the room
-don't call me like that when we are not in patrol minho-Chan looked at him, and then looked at the robot beside him that handed some other tyes-you can go
-yes sir-a robot voice was heard before the robot left
-mmh, you fight cyborgs, eleminate hackers, fight a lot of mafias and bring kinda of a peace in this cyber world, and yet you are scared for a simple question-Minho joked, though there was some true in that joke.
-yeah i know, just-he sighed-what if he says no?-he let go of the still not quite well donce tye
-Hyung, you two have been together for four years now, and knew each other way more than that, he could never say no to you-Minho responded looking at him and fixed his tye-now, you better go to that restaurant, give him the moment of his life, show him the ring and pim pam pum, married-
-thank you-
-is what friends do, right?...-Minho only looked himself in the mirror-you choosed a good day to, seems more easy to remeber for the future-
-easy?-
-you guys anniversary day? damn, i should keep that for me and Han-
A robot walk in
-sir, Y/N is ready-it said
-good luck-minho said for last time
Chan only smiled to him and went down stairs.
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-Chris? Wake up-
He opened his eyes slowly, seeing that smile and cold eyes that made him smile a little bit more. The window was closed and most of the warm outside didn't get inside enough.
-Good morning-he said
-Chris, you have work to do, places to go-he ignored him
-I don't think i wanna-
It smiled at him and touched his cheek, Chan only closed his eyes at the feeling of the cold hand, like metal.
-Chris, you have to-
-i don't want to leave you here Y/N-he said feeling more hopeless the more he felt the touch
-im gonna be okay, i won't leave anywhere-
-i know-
He got up from the bed, slowly stretching feeling his muscles more free, he looked back at Y/N
-that shirt...-he murmured
-oh? this one? sorry i just...i though i could use it, i felt cold-Y/N said slowly taking of the shirt, almost reveling something that Chan didn't want to see
-no no-he stoped him-its okay, you can use it
-thank you...um, your breakfast is ready downstairs, i asked one of the robots maids to make you some-Y/N said getting up from the bed, walking just a little far away and more close to the door
-Thank you-
Chan finished his routine, and was about to exit his room, then he looked at him again. He kissed his cheek, feeling the cold metal.
-oh-Y/N looked at him surprised, or the most he could figure out from his expression-um
-goodbye-He left
꒰ ୨ ♡ ୧ ꒱
-Thats the report for today, you are dismissed-robots and people left the room minus one guy-i said dismissed
-How are you Hyung? How is the treatment doing?-
-Minho-he said again, but just sighed-im doing good, Y/N is just fine-
Chan started looking some papers, mafias to be more expecific, letting the silence order the room, hoping for his friend to leave.
-...its today isn't?-Minho asked already knowing the answer
Chan just looked at him withouth saying anything.
-Hyung, i know that you bought that robot and tried to program him but, Y/N is-
-Shut up-Chan interrumped him
-You are living in a dream Hyung, you are trying to forget something-
-i though this was the best for me-
-yeah but-Minho sighed-is not, you are just going into a cicle of lies Hyung, because thats what they are, you give us missions but you just stay here all day trying to see any mafias that could have caused this, but i can tell you, you can't do it alone, you need help-
-What if Han-Chan started
-Don't you fucking dare, you fucking know that what are you doing is wrong and you are gonna end with a bullet in the head, whoever is from yourself or someone else-
-I have the tecnology Minho, now get the fuck out of my office before i do something that i could regret-
-regret? Hyung, you bought a robot thinking its him, you don't come here every single day and you stay in that fucking room with a piece of metal to try and fix your fucking problems-Minho finished saying already standing out
-out-
-Hyung-he got interrumped
-When we are in patrol im your Boss, now, GET THE FUCK OUT-he screamed at him
Minho only looked at him suprised, only for changing to a more neutral face but still some anger in those eyes.
-yes boss-he left
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It was a perfect night, the elegant music, the lights, the time, everything.
But in his eyes, seeing you smiling was everything he needed.
-Hon, wha- how?-
-I though it was a nice place-
-nice? Honey this is perfect, i-i don't have words-you laughed a little
-Happy Anniversary-Chan said
Thanks to a robot, you two were in the table, eating and just enjoying each other presense.
It was almost midnight.
-Love-you looked at him-i-i wanna ask you something-
-WATCH OUT-
it wasn't gonna be a perfect night.
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He didn't remeber well, the blood and your cold eyes where everything in his mind.
So, it wasn't bad right? This, this robot was you, you were here, his lover, his boyfriend and his lost husband, it was your face, your voice, your laugh. He knew what he needed, he knew this wasn't good but Chan needed you, you made him feel happy.
-Chris?-
But those eyes, were as cold as that night, your touch was as cold as the last moments he hugged, when was the last time your warm hands touched his skin? when was the last time your soft lips kissed him?
-Chris? why are you crying? i-i dont see any damage?-
He was crying? he didn't notice, but of course he would, he always did, you said that was something you loved of him. Chris? he didn't like how that sounded from you, thats why he told you to call him anything else, thats why you called him Chan or Honey.
-You don't remeber?-Chan asked, hoping to hear more from it
-What?-
-The day, the day i asked you out, it was at the park-
-Chris i don't-
-Please, please you know, i told you, "call me another thing then that" you called me Honey a-and i, i didn't understood why but it looked like the perfect moment to tell you-Chan hugged its hands-c'mon i know you can remeber
-i-im sorry Chris, but, that wasn't in my program-
Now thats when chriss brooke, tears running away from his eyes, while the robot tried to help, but how? that wasn't you, Y/N was gone long time ago.
So, he slowly opened the shirt, reveling the chest of the robot, seeing a single square, he touched it, slowly open it.
-Chris?-
-Y/N is gone, i can't let you destroy me anymore-he looked at him-im sorry
-Its okay, its my job as a therapy robot to help you-
Chan knew the moment he pressed the botton that he was seeing right now, in the exact stop the he saw your blood, that it were only survive for some more hours before shutting down.
-When i press it, can we...can you hug me while i fall asleep?-
-of course-
So he did, and then, he was in the bed, hugged by it, thinking it was you, thinking it was your soft touch that made him remeber of his sheets, the sun slowly appearing in the window and letting the heat decor his room, while you tried to wake him up.
Thank you for using Memory Simulator
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a-soft-hornytiny · 1 year
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I just did my nails and since my brain is always in the gutter and thinking about ateez I thought- what would be ateez's reaction to their significant other getting their nails done for them and who's mlt ruin them 😏
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Reaction: Getting your nails done for them.
Requested by 🍓 anon
Genre: Fluff, Suggestive
Pairing: Ateez x reader with pretty nails (neutral)
Warnings: none
Notes: Okay this format is a bit weird and new but it works I guess haha reaction and mtl in one
I added some details about what kinda designa you would get for them but im horrible with nail designs so it’s probably bs. Hope its what you wanted hehe
Taglist: under the cut (let me know if you wanna be added)
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Wooyoung:
all day, all tease
“ohhhh you like me so much???” a lot of sighing
he is happy inside but he gotta do his job and annoy you
and he’s most likely to ruin them because he wants to. kinda wants to prove something. probably what an amazing lover he is xD
But he would pay for the replacement.
and because you knew that you had gotten a simple black design with his initials and some of his lines in their songs
Jongho:
he would notice immediately but wouldn’t say anything because.. idk why tbh
similar to Yeosang you would get frustrated abt it but he’d be like “yeah nah I noticed” .-.
but as he noticed it upsets you he’d be really sweet and shower you in compliments, he just has a hard time putting the gesture in context of importance
that is until he googles how much getting your nails done costs
even if its just a purple sky design like you did for him
when it comes to ruining them tho- that man is probably an absolutely beast in bed.. i assume. they wouldn’t survive for long.
Yunho:
puppy eyes, puppy design (or smth blue)
“for me?🥺 really?🥺” i CANT
takes your hands all the time to kiss your nails
cute as fuck but also kinda too much
which may ruin them
and listen: that man will be most likely be ruining them by making you grab the bedsheet to hard if you get what I mean
Mingi:
“are those for me?” you deny it at first to tease him
“oh come on they gotta beeee” whiny man
really full of himself as soon as you admit it, which is why you didn’t at first
maybe some kind of combination of a princess theme with his favourite colour… cement colour.. (i swear he is such a man)
wants to get matching nails 100%
if he ruins them, it was an accident. but since he is clumsy af it may happen xD
San:
happiest bean, so excited
why do I feel like one half of your nails would be like super serious, beautiful gold black designs and the other half is like.. san memes
like a literal mountain or the muscly cat yk
would be careful not to ruin them at first but as the time goes on he wouldn’t have the control to care haha
Yeosang:
wouldn’t notice at first and you’re kinda upset you had to say something
“Your beauty is so distracting y/n, im sorry I didnt see your nails” ironie and shade
but appreciates it, even tho he has a hard time saying it
he’d be proud that you chose a doberman design instead of a maltese one tho (yes i needa be cliche)
would he ruin them? maybe, maybe not. depends on the position👀
Seonghwa:
admires them when you don’t look
he‘s unsure if you really did it for him but as soon as he finds out he is all blushy and happy
definitely either a sakura, strawberry or star design
and he‘s to careful and tidy to ruin them
only if he’s normal hwa tho, horny hwa wouldn’t give a shit
Hongjoong:
he would adore it SO much
would go on and on about how your nails are perfect and that he feels honoured that he was the inspiration to get them done
i think for him you‘d get like a sunflower or music sheet design and he’d definitely want to get some inspired by you too
also least likely to ruin them because they are just too precious to him
Least
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cherrymooshroom · 3 months
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Billy lenz x mean and pervy chubby! Reader
An: Saw a post about not enough mean/crazy/pervy/wildin' out reader fics so here! Lets slut the fuck out some gross attic man! I'm not much of a domme, but the attic man makes me wanna bully him until he cries then slap him after. Yeah this is all sleep deprived horny for the sex pest, I'm not sorry.
Rating: M
Warnings: DDDNE Aftercare so didn't work here and iT feels wrong as a hardcore BDSM slut XD, kinda rapey/dubcon & noncon mentioned (Billy wants to fuck you but not like this and he's a total predator as in the movie. We love to bully our fave sex pest) degredation, dacryphilia, biting kink, creampie, overstimulation (poor billy), borderline bullying, typical slasher level threats of violence and harm. Reader is 100% not a great person here, but realistically Billy is an actual sexual predator who's been stalking and sexually harassing reader so... Yeah. I wrote this quick af and barely if at all grammar checked so... Enjoy the filth, bitches!
You have a reputation as a total bitch around campus. You're not, you have plenty of moments, sure, but you're not out kicking puppies and burning down orphanages.
You just HATE people and have no fucking patience for them when they fuck around. So, if a guy makes a sexist comment, you cuss him out and belittle him until he cries. If a girl tries to harass you, you find a way to absolutely ruin her God complex, popularity, reputation and so on.
No one can ruin a life better than you can on campus, and you're proud of that. People leave you alone, knowing that.
It gets boring.
Que creepy attic sex pest constantly calling and jerking off in said calls while you attempt to bully and shame him.
"Who is this? Ew, are you jerking off?! What kind of fucking pig are you? What? Did mommy not love you enough?" You snarl through the reciever and an honestly adorable, desperate squeal left the pervert.
"Shut up! I'll gut you and play with your-"
"Aw! So mommy loved you TOO much, huh? Now you need to jerk off while threatening women? What- did mommy make you hate anyone with tits, you little slut?"
And right as you say that he lets out the ugliest, cutest, most desperate sound you've ever heard in your life. It has your thighs clenching and your lips pulling into a smile.
Before you can say anything else to bully him he hangs up in utter shame and anger. He was sure he'd win.
Billy never had a victim sass him like that, let alone get that fucked up with it.
You bullied him too much, you made him cum early :( he wanted to hear you panic and beg.
And just like that he's obsessed with you. The other girls in the sorority stop getting creepy calls as much, and he seems to wait until you're home alone.
"This is-"
"*whiny moan* f-fucking pig slut! Keep-" You cut him off with an annoyed, bored groan. This was getting repetitive and boring at this point, after a few months of listening to him jerk off and bullying him for it. You'd be lying if you said it didn't fuel your own masturbation sessions. He just sounded so pitiful.
"Oh! It's fucking you again!? You know, at this rate you might as well come try to fuck me. You keep threatening me, I'm sure you'll just cream your pants and run like a little bitch. Or maybe you'll kill me after so I can't laugh at you, huh?" You coo mockingly and he lets out a desperate, broken moan. One that... Seems to echo down the stairs. "Are you in my fucking bedroom!?" You snarl and slam the phone down, bolting for your room.
You come slamming into your room and see a brunette man, well muscled and tall, laying on your bed, the phone in your room was tossed to the floor as he rushed to pull his pants back on. "You fucking freak!" You snarl and punch him dead in the jaw, stunning him for a moment. Honestly, it's all the time you need to grab the handcuffs from your bedside table to bind him to your bed frame.
When his ears stop ringing from your mean punch, he realizes you're touching his dick. "Fuck! You must be a complete freak, it's all raw and sensitive. You spend all day creeping on us and jerking off?" You mumble softly, caressing the veins along his shaft, making poor Billy gasp and whine.
"Piggy slut! Let me-" You slap him hard and yank his hair.
"Yeah yeah. 'Let me lick it!' Yada yada. You better be a mind-blowing fuck for all the shit you talk." You sass and start jerking him off. Billy is in complete shock, poor thing, this has never happened before. Usually women scream and run, they don't restrain and molest him! "Honestly I'm impressed." You coo before suddenly biting his neck, leaving bloody bitemarks.
Billy moans loudly and bucks his hips as your teeth sink into his neck, his red, swollen tip leaking even more thick, sticky precum.
"F-fucking slut! Let me go-"
"No, you make cute sounds. Sound like a dying pig, squealing and whining like that. It's kinda cute in a gross, ugly way. I expected you to have a shrimp dick, but you're kinda big." You admit a bit excitedly, eyeing his cock a bit longer.
He whines and bites his lip hard enough to draw blood. He's never been touched willijgly by a woman and it's fucking with his head. His thoughts are swimming, his head feels fuzzy and his hips are already going numb. "P-please!" He whines and you smile coldly.
"Aw, what? You gonna cum this quick? There it is, you're a quick shot, huh? Get a little attention on your slutty cock and your brain melts?" You coo and start kissing and sucking hickeys onto his sweaty skin. His sweater is clearly not helping his case, but you can tell he's also just... Very easy to overwork. "What, you a virgin outside of whatever your parents did to fuck you up? Never had a woman WANT to fuck you?"
And just like that, Billy lets out the most pathetic, whiny, pleading squeal you've ever heard in your life. His dick throbs and jumps as his cum spurts out with startling intensity, a lot, too. He's shaking and moaning with tears in his eyes as you stroke him, his hips rocking and bucking desperate to get you to stop.
"N-no! 'S not... Fair. Wanna ruin you, wanna break- Mmph!?" He's already so fucked out from just a handjob he didn't notice you stand and strip off your clothes until you cut off his whines by shoving his mouth against your soaked cunt, your chubby thighs muffling any of his attempts at begging you to stop. One taste of you has him eagerly eating you out, Billy is a complete slut for some good pussy, even if all the good pussy he's had wasn't consensual. This is... Way more than he was mentally prepared for. He doesn't get assaulted, he does it... So why is he desperately eating out your pussy- like if he did a good job you'd be nice and praise him- the taste of you makes him even more obsessed with you, and he's already hard again despite just cumming.
You don't stop for a while, or rather, you don't let him stop until his tongue is sore and he's literally sobbing and begging you to ride his cock, to just let him cum again. Considering how much he worked you to orgasm with his tongue, you decide to bully him even more by riding him until he's shaking and sobbing, incapable of thoughts.
"Fuck- Now I want-" You grumble and move to straddle him, slamming yourself down until he's balls deep inside your soaked, tight cunt. "Ugh, there we go. For such a useless fucking rat you sure do have a nice long, fat cock." You mumble, enjoying the stretch and the way his dick head pressed into your cervix before bracing yourself on his shoulders and bouncing on his cock.
He's moaning and whining under you, thrashing and bucking up into you as he sobs in pleasure. His eyes are glassy and fucked out, obviously deep into some kind of subspace. "Yeah, you just want a woman who'll treat you like the useless fucktoy you are, huh? Just wanna put this big, useless cock to work? Wanna get milked like a fuckin' cow, huh?" He let out a little sob and nodded eagerly, trying to kiss you, which you immediately backhanded him for, earning a fucked out sob. "Be a good fuck toy and maybe I'll give you a kiss."
You keep going for hours, cumming on his cock, forcing Billy to cum balls deep inside you before immediately picking up the pace and chasing another orgasm for yourself, ignoring his fucked out, overestimated begging and sobbing for you to stop. "What? Can't keep up? Fucking bitch, 's what you are. Keep this nice dick hard so I can him again, you useless fucking freak." You snarl and wrap your hands around his thick, muscled throat, making him moan and shudder.
"Warm cunt... Good- Fuck~" He managed to squeak out as you keep riding him. "'S too much. It hurts." He whines out between sobs and you smile cruelly, cooing at him mockingly.
"Aw, poor baby! Does your cock hurt?" You chirp sweetly in a baby voice and he nods pathetically, nuzzling and kissing your neck and shoulders.
"'M sorry! T-trying- aah!" He tries to continue but you speed up, making his legs shake and body jerk. "Please- please! Fuck! Fuckfuckfuckfuck- 'm gonna cum again!" He whines and starts to jerk and buck like he's cumming, but you've milked him dry, nothing comes out of his poor abused cock. His desperate moans and bucks send you into another orgasm.
You finally stop and stand up, rubbing your clit a few times to soothe yourself before slapping him hard across the face with a dark expression. "Thanks slut!" You chirp before heading for the shower, leaving him bound" fucked out and messy at the foot of your bed.
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Here I am, I'm going to talk about one of the most wholesome potential sibling relationships in my opinion along with Shadow and Rouge 🥰🥰🥰:
Amy Rose 🌹 and Knuckles the echidna 🍇:
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This 2 got really deep inside my heart as a really sweet brother and little sister relationship and unlike with Shadow and Rouge that despite consider them completely as siblings (big sis and little brother in that case, even with Shadow being 50 he is mentally 15 and Rouge is the one in the big sis role after all XD) i don't mind read and see fanart or fanfictions of them being a couple but for Knuckles and Amy is physically impossible to me 😂😂 i simply can't, feels so wrongly incestuos to me, and now my points:
1. First of all I just love that they have matching designs and in addition they both match Sonic's shoes 🤣🤣🤣 what do I mean? You see Amy first appearance had the same hairstyle as Sonic but the modern look she has her hair down like knuckles but shorter and also she wears red decorated with white like knuckles is completely red with a white waning moon in his chest that it's similar to the white collar of Amy's dress. This just makes me see them more intensely as siblings due that Amy's modern looks makes her looks like him.
2. Power characters: Amy in my pov should be seen as a power like character if she isn't seen as one already, i mean... She uses a damn huge hammer bigger than her head to fight, this shouldn't be even questioned. I really hated how in Sonic x her skill with the hammer was over all used as a funny gag of: ow look that crazy mad stalker whiny girl swinging a hammer like a psycho because she got mad sonic isn't paying attention to her how scary....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I like the scary woman with a weapon gag but no If that mean making her look childish and obnoxious, and of course she wasn't allowed to fight big battles 😡😡, her childish personality in that show didn't make enjoyable her relationship with knuckles... Well sometimes, when she was normal and teased him but damn it that show didn't make her justice 😑😑.
Fortunaly things change with time and her current portrayal is a lot better! Starting with her classic self:
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Come on, this was totally on purpose! SEGA sees them as siblings too!!! And look at her!! Smashing things with Knuckles YASSSS POWER SIBLINGS 😁😁😁 they are family your honor.
Also her love for boxing 🥊🥊 hello?
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Whoever draw this, bless you. And you're so right 👌👌👌👌👌 ITS CANON, SHE LIKES BOXING another thing in common with Knuckles onichan 🧐🧐🧐 and recently and more important:
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HE. FUCKING. TRUSTED. HER. THE. MASTER. EMERALD. 👌👌👌😖😖😖😖 , Of course he would trust that task to his worthy warrior little sister.
3. Dynamic: i can't say I'm satisfied with the portrayal of their relationship in the shows they appear together, Sonic X and Sonic Boom in one Amy was childish and obnoxious and in the other she treats Knuckles too condescending and critical of his lack of intelligence 😔😔 and no sorry no... With Sonic and Tails they manage to make it... Fun but with Amy is just mean... AND AMY SHOULDN'T BE MEAN! (Also they fucking flirt in the show! Joke or not Joke is a BIG NO🥲🥲)
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I HATE THIS!!!
I'll talk about Sonic Boom another time... Fortunaly Archie fed me with what I needed and gifted us with this:
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Amy being what she's meant to be: supportive, sweet and affectionate and I love his protectiveness with her 😭😭😭😭😭👌👌👌👌
Final thoughs... Wouldn't it be marvelous if Knuckles was like a protective big bro who doesn't approve any potential sister boyfriend?😏😏😏
Anyway I need more of this 2, in a way when they are separated from Sonic and Tails... They are just like Sonic and tails 🤣🤣🤣 i mean isn't Tails like a little brother to sonic?🤔😉
So SEGA please be kind and feed us with more POWER SIBLINGS scenes, wherever you want, videogame, comic, tv show I'll take anything.
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OMGOMG! I LOVE YOUR!!! I BARELY FIND ANY ENSTARS NSFW WORK AND I AM LEGIT SOOO HAPPY!! I saw your Rules, and I TOTALLY Agree with Hiiro being Dom (HE SO SOOO HOT HEADED AND SPONTANEOUS, I LEGIT FEEL LIKE HE WILL JUST POUT AND JUST PUSH READER AGAINST THE WALL AND LIKE DO HER!!) AND HE IS NOT JUST ANY DOM HE IS LIKE WHINEY DOMM!! I SAW YOUR HIIRO THREESOME BUT LIKE JUST HIIRO BEING WHINY/ MARRIAGE/ BREEDING STUFF IS JUST SOO HOTT. Sorry if weird but this is my thirst XD So Dom Hiiro X Reader?
omg thank you?? ;w;;w;w; dom hiiro is one of my favorite things ever, i love him so much, i want him to be a commanding, pretty boy. he needs to fell his enemies and assert dominance over his sexual partners. dw homie it’s my thirst too, i love this boy so much.
Hiiro as a dom
cw: (very nsfw/18+, dom!hiiro, sub!reader, breeding kink, gender ambiguous reader)
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-Feelings are complicated and Hiiro certainly feels them, although often he’s not quite sure what to make of them. 
-He knows it’s wrong to just do what he wants, he knows it’s wrong to just push you against the wall and touch you where he wants, it’s so easy in his mind, why can’t he just do it? Why can’t he bring himself to open up to admit that to you?
-He’s not supposed to feel horny as the chief’s aide, it’s distracting. It’s distracting to his role of an idol, it’s distracting to his work, his play—Everything really. He can’t stop thinking about you, he can’t stop thinking about pressing you against the bed and fucking into you slowly.
-If you come onto him in the slightest way, he’ll break. He’ll grab you by the hand, lead you into the room over and fuck you so slowly you’ll be crying his name into next Sunday.
-It’s a little embarrassing for him, but he loves seeing when you get overwhelmed. He loves seeing when your eyes lilt, when your voice seeps out, when you look just a bit pathetic, when you’re covered in sweat and vulnerable, so weak and vulnerable for him.
-You’re just so cute and pretty he can’t help himself, you know?
-He would ask for your hand in marriage while his cock was deep inside of you. He’d ask for you to have his children when he’s ball deep, humping you slowly from behind, because he wants to be one with you, because he wants every part of you, every side of you. (even if it’s not even possible for you to have children—Hiiro doesn’t really care about that)
-Hiiro is the type that can go for many rounds in quick succession, and will act all cute and puppy-eared until you say yes. Of course, he’d never badger you into it or anything, but he would sit there very cute and peppy, hard and excited again as you lie there, practically dead from the three rounds you just did prior.
-Expect to be leaking cum for the next couple of days.
-He’s more than okay with giving you a bit of pain, although please tell him when it goes too far, he can have difficulties gauging if he’s hurting you too badly or not, and he’ll feel absolutely terrible if he knows he did anything that you didn’t like.
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I know it's been a long time, but do you plan on writing Sandor's pov of the Heart Thing series? I'm poor, so I won't commission the fic, but I wanted to at least know how you think he'd deal with it (ex, would he hide and try to ignore it, would he try to be a better person, whisper almost-kind words to it when Sansa is sad?)
hey anon, first of all thank you so much for the kind words and please no need to commission anything like I'm just glad people still remember it T_T
that said with answers for both your questions:
yes I do plan on writing that but when it happens is... up in the air because meh like I'm trying to not sound whiny about it but if it wasn't clear from my less than stellar production lately my mental health has been completely down the drain lately and as it is rn I'm finding it extremely hard to put words together unless I have an extremely hard deadline and as it is I'm trying to finish a bunch of comms that I started but I'm like really struggling with liking anything that I write so tldr: yes but it could be three months from now and it could be next year, sure af I hope it's sooner rather than later because I really don't relish any of this but eh T_T
how he'd deal with having it: first time it happens (which would be after they get together which like.. he can't actually deny it's A Thing yknow she got his so) he thinks he someone went on a bender and forgot even if he tried to cut down on the drinking and then he's like oh god nope it's really here what the fuck and immediately gives it back to her like IM NOT WORTHY HERE, she's like yeah okay sure but I don't think it's gonna end here (she's fine with it), the second time he gets it is when she's sad for some reason and she's not nearby so he has to take care of it and actually worry about it and he's like god what do I do and just keeps it close and tries to not make anyone notice, then it happens again when something bad happens to her and she's not immediately nearby and as you said he tries to tell it something nice which for his standards would be weird but it actually works because she actually feels better and then she's all smug when she tells him and he's like wait what are you fucking kidding me
and she's like sure I'm not :DDDDDDDD
so pattern he always gets it when she's sad or down or has dealt with crappy people and so on and at some point he just embraces it like yknow what I denied it for ages but it makes no sense that I should now oKAY FINE I'M NOT UNWORTHY OF THAT
sansa is just :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD for the entire next month and robb's like did you just propose her or what NOT THAT I'D SAY NO AND NOT LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANT IT sandor is like maaaybe that's uh for another time MAYBE
he probably springs the maaaybe weee should make it official thing not long later tho
robb is just extremely happy of how he matchmade half of this union XD
ngl there were things I wanted to do in that verse including the throbb fic and sansa meeting brienne like you were my role model too but eh as stated at this point I'll be just glad if I manage to finish my commission backlog and/or literally anything that won't feel like crap after five lines so i can't guarantee it's happening at any point soon, sorry anon T_T
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wholemonsternut · 7 months
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i was clipping my nails & i just remembered a story that made me very sensitive abt my my own nails ever since i was a kid haha
there is some gore to it so it is spooky month themed XD
i have those long nails where the nail bed goes all the way to the tip of the finger so that means any growth (the white free edge part) results in my nails sticking out like claws idk moving on...
bc of how it is, the very end of the nail bed is very exposed & be easily cut into. earlier this year, i was opening a box & i wasn't careful enough with where i placed my fingers so one of the corners wedged itself between my right ring finger nail & i bled a significant amount & i could've sworn if i had truly panicked & yanked my hand the wrong direction, half of the nail would be ripped off the flesh (that may have been dramatic but this is my post)
>>ANYWAY, that was just exposition just in case any of you friends don't know what it's like to have something like that because that is a key detail in this story
for some reason my teacher genuinely did not believe that such nails exist (in fairness, at 8yrs old, i have also yet to know anyone else with genetically long nails like mine, so i took her word for it), telling us that it is very unsanitary, unprofessional, & akin to school delinquents to have long nails so she insisted to clip my nails for me
after not only humiliating me amongst my other 8 yr old peers, i also had to stay after the class. she pulled out an assortment of nail clippers & nail files from her purse. & immediately grabs & manhandles my little childish fingers
starting with my right hand, she starts digging the nail clipper into my nail. shocked & ready to cry already, i told her that the nail clipper was too deep & tried to point out that it's gonna bleed while also trying to pull away but she just scoffed (or whatever you'd understand a "tch" as) & held me in a sort of headlock... it felt like i was a sheep being sheered
i wasn't sure what was scarier, the feeling of the large nail clipper being wedged between my nail & flesh that it might as well just pop the whole nail off or the top layer skin being actively cut & yet to bleed to signal to the teacher the she should stop
it took until the we're at the thumb until one of my finger tips are finally stained with blood to have her immediately stop. i was so relieved that it was over & that i still have time to suck up my tears before anyone noticed.
however to her, my fingers are only bleeding because i was moving a lot & making a fuss over nothing
about to move to the left hand, she gave me an opportunity to willingly give my hand without her needing to hold me still. me, being a powerless child, i quickly understood that i do not know how exactly to get out of this situation
so i very hesitantly laid my left hand onto her free hand which she then grabbed the fingers anyway ig because i was very obviously shaking. her grip gets stronger every time i so much as flinch
for some reason, this side hurts more & thinking back i think it's because earlier she was holding my wrist/fingers so tightly that i was kind of numb to the full pain
i had my eyes closed for the most part & heard her sweeping the table (to clean up the nail clippings). i didn't want to be hopeful that it was over like i was minutes ago but i stared at her movements for a few seconds to confirm that she was putting away her things.
standing from my seat, i was ready to run hoping that i could catch that one kid selling bandages but
"where do you have to be so quickly? sit first. i'm not done yet." (best translation i can do, sorry)
she taps the previously mentioned nail file. at this time of my life, i didn't know what those were so i had no idea what she was about to do with a foam stick covered in sandpaper
i had a more verbal reaction with this one. apparently i was being a "whiny, dirty, unkempt, spoiled brat" standing up for myself for not wanting someone to rub my wounds with sandpaper but tbh i think i was a more of a personal opinion
i managed to get out of this part of the manicure session by saying that recess was almost over & i was very hungry
i couldn't find that kid that sold bandages that day btw
thank you so much for joining me in my dramatic retelling of my childhood self's torture session <3
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So sub!H from the Oliver/Ben universe jerking off in secret beavusd he hasn't been touched in a week or so and feels so deprived, and he's all whiny while doing. He's got this really really filthy image in his head?? Maybe?? From his sir and daddy obviously.
Maybe he actually gets to cum, but shortly after Ben and Oliver find him panting and still shaking from his orgasm, then get upset at him for doing so
I honestly don't know what I'm saying anymore, I'm just requesting anything extremely smutty because I'm too horny 🥺😩
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Naughty Daydreams Harry/Ben/Oliver Words: 1.5K I changed it a little, sorry xD
Popping another grape into his mouth, Harry watched transfixed as Oliver was practicing boxing with Ben. It was really sunny so they were both topless, just wearing shorts and their gloves. He could see how their muscles were moving, and hear their little grunts through the open kitchen windows.
Glancing down at his bowl as his hand came up empty, he saw that he was all out of fruit. Putting the bowl, he leaned against the counter, going back to his staring. Daddy and Sir had been teasing him for weeks (6 days) and his threshold for getting hard was very low at the moment as he hadn't cum for ages (still just 6 days) - and the lovely scene he had going on in front of him was definitely doing its job of getting him hard.
Whining, Harry tore his eyes away from Ben and Oliver and turned around. All he wanted was to rush outside and beg them to help him and let him cum. To take him hard and fast while....
"Noo," Harry whined and quickly started heading upstairs. He was going to do his chores like Sir had said. He was going to do laundry and tidy up in the bedroom. Nothing else. Nothing naughty.
Entering the bedroom, he could see that the bed was still rumpled from this morning. Going over, he started straightening the pillows. Huffing, he laid down on his back and gripped the sheets under him.
The images he had started daydreaming over earlier would not leave his brain. He could almost feel Oliver's hand around his neck, tightening his fingers as he watched Harry's eyes roll back.
Harry rolled over on his stomach and rolled his hips, pressing his crotch down into the mattress while whining - his cheeks warming up with a nice blush. He wanted Ben to tie him down and carefully shave his crotch before fucking him gently. "Sir.. Daddy.." Harry whined quietly as he couldn't seem to help but grind against the mattress.
It was so good, he just needed a little more and then he could finally cum.
"No, no," Harry mumbled and whined as he shook his head and tried to take a deep breath while he got up on all fours. "Being naughty," he whimpered and tried to will himself to get off the bed. He just wanted to cum so bad or even just touch himself a little bit.
"Kitten? What are you doing?" Oliver asked as he came into the bedroom and saw Harry.
Harry whimpered and quickly crawled over to the edge of the bed. "Sir!" he whined and grabbed onto Oliver and started pressing kisses all over his chest. "Please, need you. Please, fuck me, please, touch me, I was being naughty but I didn't touch, I swear I didn't touch and I didn't plan it, it just happened, please," Harry rambled.
"Harry. Breathe," Oliver said as he grabbed Harry's hair and pulled him back. "Look at me," he ordered.
Harry whimpered and licked his lips as he tried to pull free and hug Oliver. "Sir, please. Want Daddy, want you,"
Oliver tugged on Harry's hair harder and gave him a little slap on the cheek. "I said look at me," he said sternly.
Harry whined and tried to figure out what to do with his hands as he looked up at Oliver wide-eyed. He opened his mouth to speak but Oliver shook his head.
"No. No talking. Take your hands off me and put them on your thighs," Oliver told him as he kept eye contact with him.
Harry whimpered and could feel himself tearing up as he forced himself to take his hands away from Oliver. Whining, he raised them up from his thighs several times as he squirmed. He wanted to touch him! Be close to him!
"Listen. Take a deep breath, focus on my voice," Oliver said calmly, taking a deep breath to encourage Harry to do the same.
Harry whined but tried his best to take a deep breath.
"Good boy. Now I want you to tell me why and how you were being naughty," Oliver said as he crossed his arms and took a tiny step back.
Harry licked his lips and took another deep breath. "I was watching you and Daddy box and I got hard. I tried to be good for so long Sir, I promise!! I went to do my chores but I kept thinking and picturing things and I couldn't help it!" Harry explained while whining and squirming on his knees. "But I didn't touch!" he added, hoping to get some goodwill from that fact.
"You might not have used your hands to touch but you were still naughty," Oliver pointed out.
Harry whimpered. "Sir, I'm really sorry," he started reaching out for him before quickly putting his hands back on his thighs. "I.. I just," he mumbled before looking at Ben as he came in. Another whimper escaped him before he looked down.
"What's going on here then?" Ben asked, looking slightly confused.
"Our boy has been very naughty and was humping the bed. Apparently, our workout got him a little riled up," Oliver explained and put an arm around Ben's shoulder - pulling him close.
"Ooooh, I see," Ben chuckled and turned slightly towards Oliver. "I mean I totally understand," he teased as he stroked his hand over Oli's chest. "You're always so handsome when you work out," he mused before pulling Oliver in for a kiss.
Harry squirmed on his knees as he stared wide-eyed at them both, his cock twitching in his underwear and shorts. "Daddy," he whined. "Sir. Me too,"
Ben just made out with Oliver deeper, ignoring Harry for now as he continued whining.
Oliver closed his eyes and leaned into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Ben.
Harry whimpered and fought to keep his hands on his thighs as he wanted to touch them and bring them closer. "Please, me too. Me too. Harry too," he whined as he reached out towards them. "Please, Sir, Please, Daddy,"
Oliver grabbed Harry's wrist and broke away from the kiss as he stared at him. "Ben, did you tell Harry he could take his hands off his thighs?" Oli asked.
Ben shook his head. "No, no I did not," he replied and bit his lip.
Harry whimpered and tried to yank his hand back so he could put it back. "I'm sorry!"
Ben took a seat next to Harry on the bed and made him look at him. "Baby, do you want to cum?" he asked while rubbing Harry's cheek with his thumb.
Harry whimpered and nodded. "Yes please, daddy! Want to cum a lot, please!" he replied.
Ben smiled and gave him a little kiss. "Well then, it's very unfortunate that you've been very naughty today isn't it?" he said and gave Harry another kiss before standing up. "Dibs on the first shower," he said and patted Oliver's chest.
Harry let out a little cry. "Daddy!" he whined and fell down against the mattress. "No! I'll be good the rest of the day and every day from now on!" he rubbed his eyes and sniffled as he kicked his legs slightly.
Oliver chuckled and walked over to the bed.
"Sir, please, I wasn't really that naughty," Harry protested as he looked up at him sadly.
"Really? So you think humping the bed is just a slight rule break? Kind of okay?" Oliver asked as he grabbed Harry's hands and pulled him up to sit.
Harry didn't reply just whimpered.
"Come on, 15 minutes on the naughty step," Oliver told him as he helped him off the bed.
"Nooo, not the naughty step! I don't like the naughty step!" Harry cried, pulling on Oliver's arm to try and stop him leading him down the stairs over his to his designated naughty step.
Oliver kept leading Harry over and grabbed his phone out of his shorts. "I'm ready to start the timer but first you need to sit down," he said.
Harry shook his head and whined. "Nooo. Sir, I don't want to," he sniffled and tried to get Oliver to hold him.
"Harry, you need to sit down or I'll add time to your punishment," Oliver told him sternly and pushed Harry's hands down.
Harry let out a sob and closed his eyes as he sat down on his step.
"Thank you. Okay, I'm adding one minute so 16 minutes in total," Oliver said and showed him his phone.
"Sir, sit with me," Harry whimpered - reaching out for Oliver.
"No, I'll be just over there by the TV. You're going to sit in your time out alone. You ready to start the timer?" Oliver asked him while taking a step away so Harry couldn't reach him.
"Yes, Sir," Harry sobbed and nodded.
Oliver hit the start button and showed it to Harry. "Okay, I'm going to go over there now. Be good and sit still,"
Harry whimpered and stared at Oliver sadly and longingly as he walked over to the couch and sat down. Being on the naughty step was the worst!
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Apparently it's against the rules to kiss/be affectionate in Adelaide Zoo because it angers and distresses the animals. Perhaps NZ got a little handsy with OZ during a visit and he literally shoves him off XD
(Fml Jack you always give me the most cursed ideas but this was too funny not to write about u3u, also get out of my ask box I swear you're constantly here-)
Rating: K
Pairings: New Zealand/Australia (Nzoz)
Variation: Canon
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"Please? Just one kiss?"
Jett sent him a withering look from over his shoulder, grinding his teeth as he thought about how to respond to the whiny New Zealander that stood in front of him.
"No James, it's against the rules."
【Don't Kiss me at Adelaide Zoo】
Whenever James visits him, Jett is fairly convinced that James only comes to Australia to see the selection of animals. And to see him of course, but if he had to choose between saving Jett or saving a rare Hairy-nosed Wombat, Jett stood hardly any chance.
In order to make some light of the situation, Jett always made sure to take James to a zoo or wildlife park. This visit in particular had started out as any other, James arriving on his delayed Air New Zealand flight from Auckland to Sydney. Proceeding to absolutely smother the Australian he'd missed so dearly in hard to breath cuddles and kisses, these sessions could go on for hours. They never failed to gain a few off handed stares from other Airport goers that passed them. Over the years Jett had warmed up to the action of having the breath squeezed out of him affectionately.
They usually stayed in Sydney, Jett concluding that a trip down to Adelaide would at least give them a change of scenery. Of course, Adelaide Zoo seemed like the go too place to take James. You can imagine his surprise when they're stood at the gates together and James blinked at him, a little dumbly.
"Aus, darlin, where are we?"
Jett was rather dumbfounded as he just stared at James. The Kiwi seemed genuinely confused.
"James. We're stood in front of a sign, with the giant letters, A-D-E-L-A-I-D-E-Z-O-O"
"I thought we were goin' to the movies-"
"Why on earth would I take you all the way to South Australia for a movie?!"
"I dunno! You said we were goin' to see somethin! So I thought movies..." James paused like he'd remembered something from the war. At least something along those lines with the fear on his face. "Just so you know Kookaburra, there's at least 2 tons of popcorn in the back of your car."
"I'm sorry wha-"
Before Jett can continue however, he's dragged into the gates of the Zoo. Perhaps a diversion of sorts because lord knows that James knew the argument that would follow when they got back to the carpark.
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It might seem strange, James supposes, for him to be so fascinated by Jett's eyes. The Australian only giving him a odd look as they stand against the fences that border the Tiger enclosure. Perhaps he had never gotten the chance to look at them properly, they're a beautiful chartreuse green. Somehow they were more breath taking than the striped big cat that strolled along it's enclosure.
"You're staring again, you know..."
Jett diverted his attention from the Tiger over to the lovestruck Kiwi next to him. It wasn't abnormal for James to be hit with these kind of lovestruck trances.
"Oh I know, I just can't help the fact your eyes are so perfect~"
Jett just rolled his eyes but his face said otherwise. Giving him a very fond smile and a light pink blush to his response.
"Please, your chat lines are cheap."
James rested his hand on the railing before fully turning to Jett, Jett's peripheral vision catching James about to lean in for a kiss. Feeling a hand caress his waist and slide across his hips. Almost like his flight or fight responses kick in when he's yanked towards James, he let out a yell of distress and cupped James's mouth with his hand while James was mere centimeters away from his face.
"MMH?!"
James just stared at him in shock, looking down at Jett's fingers then back up at the flustered Australian who had just denied him his kiss. The fear on Jett's face only making him more confused.
"DON'T-!"
Their gazes meet for a spilt second before Jett quickly looked away from him, pushing James back with his fingers on his rough lips. "D-don't kiss me...not here..."
"Whot?! Why?!" his voice was muffled against Jett's palm, barely audible at this point.
"You just can't James-"
"Koala bear?! Normally you love my public affection! That time we made out at SeaWorld and got kicked out!"
"That's the point-" Jett hissed softly at him like he was giving him some kind of classified information that no one else could hear about. He was certainly acting like it too, the way his head tilted back to look around for other visitors, to see if anyone had seen them.
"Please? Just one kiss?"
Jett sent him a withering look from over his shoulder, grinding his teeth as he thought about how to respond to the whiny New Zealander that stood in front of him.
"No James, it's against the rules."
"Against...the rules?! What rules?!"
There's a heavy sigh that the Australian lets out when he finally looked back up at James.
"It's against Australian law to be affectionate near captive animals. They could become jealous, anxious or aggressive. That then leads to them causing disturbance, or worse, harm to other zoo goers."
James just stared at him like he was mentally processing the overload of information that simulated his brain to, figuratively explode. Like a computer with limited space and storage that would break almost on command.
For some reason James just imagined a very angry koala attempting to scratch out his eyes. Which amused him to some extent, making him chuckle and grin.
"So I can't kiss you?"
"No-"
James winced quietly when Jett released him from his restraints. Giving him a rather sheepish smirk all of a sudden.
"Fine. But as soon as we get back to the car, I'm making out with you."
The Australian let out a small snort like he was kidding about that, unfortunately for him, James wasn't kidding.
Jett was suffocated in love once again, in Adelaide Zoo carpark.
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kpophubb · 2 years
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Hello Your Hee Anonie here 😘
Also!! Guess who is gonna miss their moot court session (basically like a mock court at which law students argue imaginary cases for practice) because they are sick 😄😄 ME! ............ ://// (but it is fine cause it was criminal case and I wanted the CORPORATE LAW CASE) ANYWAY
Ik I am your Hee Anonie (love the name sm) but I am here with some Jake thoughts....cause he be hitting different these day... imagine he sees you with a cat and feels so betrayed ?? 😭😭 he gasped so loud and for what ? And if Layla was there with him ??
Boi you are in for a lecture. Get ready for a divorce. He is taking the kids. Yes kids. Layla and your (not anymore) future kids that he is carrying kehfkdj 😂😂 I MEAN HE THE ONES HE WILL ADOPT SOON IN FUTURE. He is gonna cover Layla's eyes. Acting he just caught you with another man. Layla doesn't even mind the kitten. Maybe they just sniff each for a while and then play along or smth but HIM? he is not having it. Watches you from a distance with a pout on his face. Doesn't hate the kitty but ?? Itsa dog household?? He just looks like :((. Doesn't wanna make you feel bad about your choices and doesn't want to he petty at all but still goes
" oh why don't you take your kitty and go on a date with a cat-like guy like Jungwon" BOY ISTG-
We get it you and Layla are cute doggos. 😤😤 but also Kitty Jakey !! UNTIL !!
One day you are out. He is hanging out at your place. And hears meowing. Initially doesn't pay any attention because 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😗😗 still doesn't pay attention 5 mins later. Finally comes to the kitchen to see the kitty on the top shelf, meowing and trying to get down (poor bby looks scared ), thinks how did it even get there if it so scared ?? Dumb 😮‍💨 Layla would NEVER do this 😤🥱 he picks up the kitty from the shelf, when bringing down they both come eye level at one point. And Jake just holds it there and stares at it 🧐🧐 then 🤨🤨then😦then 🥺🥺 like fur baby was stuck there and I didn't help sooner. Feels sorry. Takes it to the couch. Fast forward when you come back both of them are just running around the house tgt. You are just there like ??? What happened?? He is like Ugh fine I'll think over the divorce.
He loves the kitten. Only THIS ONE cause he is still a dog person :00 but will never admit anything. You don't complain because your marriage (that hasn't happened yet) is saved 😲😩🤞🤞
ANYWAY.
How are you ?? ☺️ hope you are doing good. Drink water 👿
Also !! There is this edit of heejayjake on ig THAT I REALLY WANT TO SEND YOU BUT IDK IF YOUD CONSIDER IT 18+ ITS LIKE SUGGESTIVE
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My hee anonie 🥺🖤 do you seriously know how happy it makes me to get a jake imagine T.T like come on he be the love of my life anyway AWWW😭 this is just??!! I just know that he’s gonna be THAT DRAMATIC. Like no cap. Even if he’s not very jealous, he will be so whiny for your attention and be the drama will continue. xD and first of all, where does he think he’s going with the “custody”🤨 ?? he’s a puppy himself! And he belongs to me so 😏 but seriously tho I just can imagine him throwing his palms over his mouth and making a face of disbelief. And sulking in the corner of the room with Layla “layla can you believe how she replaced you?” Even tho poor baby would 100% be down to play with her new cute sibling lol. Jake pouting would be the cutest thing ever (ugh just wanna kiss him so much when he pouts 🥹) and he would literally fight for your attention??? Like lay on your lap when you’re petting the kitty and make puppy eyes at you, silently asking for your attention. Toss and turn in your lap, waiting for you to look at him and play with your fingers and kiss the tip of your hands in tiny. 😭 I feel like jakey loves all animals but he’d be WISHING for you to be a big dog person like himself. (I mean I might be into cats more but hey I like the cutest puppies of the century-jake & layla 🥺) and HAHAHA if it were me, I’d really go on a date with jw but I could only make it out of the door cause jake would tackle me back inside the house. “Baby how could you even think about going fr >.<“!! Since jake is normally calm and fun, I’d love to see the unusual jealous and annoyed side of him sm. it’d be next level amusement for me. I’d sleep on the bed with layla and our kittens and intentionally not leave space for him to lay down.😆 and even feed them all infront of him and kiss them, and pretend to not hear him when he asks for his share. (It would only last 10 secs for me cause believe me I cannot resist jake he really is the owner of my heart here uwu) and SUREEE, he would really end up loving the kitten more than me and play with him/her way too much >~< and pls the whole marriage-divorce thing is so funny and adorable omg why does it sound like something jakey would really do?
and now coming back to you my sweet hee anonie <3 aaah criminal law must be hard!🤧 my oldest brother studied law from UWE (university of west England) and he’d always get frustrated whenever he got a criminal law case lol. I’m doing great now that I’ve heard from my dear you🥺 I’m drinking water and working out too so I feel greeeaaaat! Hope you take care of yourself too!! :) and edit? Is it a video edit?🤩 please do send me the link :* have a great great day ❤️
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MUN DARE TIME! Draw yourself dressed up as one of your favourite/main characters from game, only if you want to though! Have a nice day! uwu
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Can you write Jake comforting MC who is freaking out after that final episode 8 phone call? I am literally still shaking omg
>Episode 8 Spoiler!<
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Headcanon
Summary:Jake comforts you / helps you after the call of the man without a face.
A/n: Hi, dear! I hope you are feeling better. Episode 8 was really exciting, especially the end... wow.
So, this isn’t so much, I hope you’ll like it anyway. I’m sorry again for the delay, I hope it wasn’t that bad.
I don’t think I have more to say xD
Excuse the mistakes, have fun, take care of yourselves and stay healthy.❤️🌹🎭
Putting even more people in even greater danger than they were before was exactly what you were afraid of.
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After the phone call, Jake immediately worried the hell out of his mind about you, knowing that was your worst nightmare and it was now coming true.
And he knew full well that, if he wasn’t there for you now, you’d lose yourself. You’ll blame yourself and hate yourself.
And he couldn’t let that happen.
He wasn’t feeling well after the call himself. Hearing how your life was threatened let him get hot and cold at the same time. The little hairs of his arms stood on and he immediately felt sick.
Because this was also his greatest fear, his greatest worry. He was always glad you were far enough away from Duskwood, glad you promised him you wouldn’t go there. And yet he was tremendously disturbed by the current course.
No matter if you were at the other end of the world, his concern that something might happen to you broke his heart.
In the group chat, the others still wrote cluelessly, only satisfied that Jessy and Thomas could escape him.
If they knew about it...
But Jake doesn’t have time for that now! Now it was all about you and your well-being.
The call was about 3 minutes ago and you were still online but you hadn’t written a message yet which is why Jake’s taking over.
"MC?"
"I saw it too"
"Don’t worry, we will find a solution"
He didn’t know what the right words would be, he was afraid to say something wrong or not understand you properly.
He waited for two minutes but nothing happened, his concern grew, he had no idea what was happening to you.
"MC? Please answer me"
"I’m really worried about you"
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
The hacker felt like he was going crazy.
Another three minutes later, he still had no answer.
He slipped restlessly on his desk chair. His fingers repeatedly stroked the keyboard, typed words but then deleted them again.
He didn’t know what to do, should he give you time? Should he continue to write to you? What should he do?
He pushed another 5 messages but still no answer came.
And so it happened that he would throw all his principles overboard and call you. The voice distortion and cover his camera should be enough.
But despite the situation, he had to smile. What have you done to him that he is so in love?
He just couldn’t just sit there and wait, he couldn’t, he had to know how you were, if you’re okay, how you’re feeling.
His fingers dialed your number easier than he thought.
He knew them by heart. On his escape, and he doesn’t know how many times, he had thought of contacting you through an old phone booth, but that too was far too dangerous.
With every dull sound that showed that the call was made to you, made him more nervous and nervous.
Not even because he could hear your voice, but because he was afraid of your reaction.
He has to wait, for his taste, too long, until it suddenly crackled at the other end and then a trembling "Hello?" could be heard.
His heart broke, it broke into 10,000 pieces when he heard your whiny and desperate voice, it broke his heart and soul.
"MC" he croaked. His voice broke off, too shocked.
"Jake!" you cry painfully.
The hacker had to swallow before he could answer, fearing his voice would simply give up.
"I - I'm so sorry," he whispered.
And then, you broke out crying, crying terribly, and he listened to you quietly. He listened to you all crying out your grief and frustration, listening to how you were at the end, how sad and broken.
And every sob made him blink away slightly wet in his eyes himself.
You’re his biggest weakness...
Only when you murmured, "What have we done? What have I done?" did he speak again. He can hear so clearly how much you blame yourself.
"No, MC, it’s not your fault. It’s his fault, not yours," he said with a stronger ringing voice. He could only imagine how strange it sounded to you with the computer voice.
"Oh no? isn’t it? ISN'T IT?"
He flinched in front of his computer when your voice suddenly got a strength he hadn’t expected.
A bitter laugh shifted through the line and made him a little nervous.
"IT. IS. MY. FAULT! We should have stayed out of it from the start! We should have given the police everything we have and let them find Hannah!"
"MC, I promise you that we will find a solution!" he assured you, but unfortunately he was unsure about it himself.
"How? If we are all going to be dead?" you shout angrily and the hacker hardly tightens his jaw. What should he do? How best to help in such a situation?
"You’re angry," he murmurs, and makes you laugh bitterly again.
"I think, I have a deja-vu. Oh wait, we had the conversation 24 hours ago already!"
"MC, you have to listen to me," he pleaded.
"You can be angry, you can be angry, sad, afraid, you can scream, cry, anything you want. But don’t turn these emotions against yourself, turn it against the guilty, against the man without a face!"
Your anger rose, rose to the immeasurable, and you knew he was right, you knew it was too late. You knew you couldn’t go back.
"We have to tell the others," you mumble, your quick changes of mood confuse you, but who could blame you?
Unfortunately it was true, you had to tell the others.. you have to tell the others, and then you can keep crying. But the others are in Duskwood. They could be attacked immediately, so they were more important now than anything else.
"I can’t do this alone, Jake," you whisper broken.
And you didn’t have to do it alone.The hacker promised to keep talking to you all the time. He promised you that he would not leave you alone, that he would be there to help you.
He didn’t want to start this topic so quickly, he wanted to give you time and he tried to tell you that. But he also understood that you don’t want to waste time.
It was clear that everyone had to come together immediately; none of the others should let the others out of sight. Everyone has to stay together from now on, not be alone.
And you explain it to them from beginning to end.
An agreement can be reached quickly.
Every time you started crying again when you read the others messages, Jake was there for you. He promised you that everything would be okay, that he wouldn’t go.
He assured you that everything would go well, that he would do anything to keep you safe.
Even if you didn’t know how he wanted to do it, his words calmed you down, because you believe every single one of them. You believe it, you hear it in his voice.
The others were equally shocked and immediately agreed to your plan. The largest apartment of all, was Cleo’s. So they started packing their things and Thomas would pick them up one by one and go to Cleo.
The first shock was overcome, but your body was still shaking.
Of course, the worry was still there, and bigger than ever.
But Jake’s presence, even if it’s only on the phone, helped you.
And even after the others went offline, you don’t stop calling.
Without realizing it, the hacker managed to distract you, and for a few hours he managed to completely take you to another world. You were amazed at it.
At first, you were a little afraid you wouldn’t have enough talking points, but this was the most beautiful conversation you’ve ever had.
The themes came and went, one after the other.
No unpleasant breaks, no stops.
He took you to get something to eat from the small Chinese restaurant.
His voice kept giving you goosebumps, his quiet manner and the stories he told calmed you down. Your heart beat fast, your cheeks hurt from the smile and again and again your cell phone battery called that you need new power.
But none of you cared.
You were in another world, as if he had taken your hand, and you had gone away; for a few hours you were no one, only yourself.
In the beginning Jake still sounded very nervous but with time and little teasing from your side, he also became more open.
His voice became more normal, less nervous and his laughter louder.
And you can swear that his laughter was the most beautiful thing you’ve ever heard.
As your phone call slowly draws to a close, you two try to keep it up somehow.
But the day was exhausting, you were tired and couldn’t finish a sentence without a yawn.
"Jake?" you ask carefully.
"Yes, MC?"
"I feel bad that I didn’t say it before. But shortly after you called me, the voice distorter stopped working."
Yeah, you could hear his real voice all the time, all the time you could hear him, the real Jake, not the hacker.
A slight laugh leaves his lips, sounds like balm in your ears.
Masterlist
"What brings you to the assumption, that it was by accident?"
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slashingdisneypasta · 3 years
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This so embarrassing for me to ask.... but can you do a nsfw with Clayton from Disney Tarzan?😖😖😖
Oh my god I finished a request?? That's right! I'm really fricken surprised too XD
Oh man don't be embarrassed!! I hope you like this ^^ I used a female/afab reader and I really hope that's okay!! I'm sorry for how SERIOUSLY late it is.
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My dress is gathered up around my hips, baring my naked ass to this cretin of a man in the goddamn wilderness- and I really can’t bring myself to pull away. Maybe… maybe I don’t want to.
Cum greases my thighs, meaning that my pussy’s so lubricated that Clayton slips through easily, not giving me time to breathe before the head of his hard cock is buried deeplyinside the sloppy mess that he’s made out of me. I slap my hand over my mouth to cover up the choked whimper that forces its way out of me as Clayton reels back again, hands on my hips so he can drag me back to him at the same pace as he thrusts, with perfect and tantalising timing, so when he peels back again it feels like torture to be empty and so wet, and when he fills me just right again the tip of him kisses further than I’ve ever dreamt a man’s to go before. It’s unbelievable, and I’m here, just trying not to moan like the inner whore he’s brought out of me - with just his cock! Christ, - and holding onto the bark of a tree for dear life with both hands, now. My cheeks are heated, and the warmth spreads down my neck and under the collar of my dress; I’m sure I look like a tomato. Luckily he’s behind me rather than in front- I’d dieif he saw my face now! “Cl… Clayton!” I moan, nails digging deeply into the bark of this tree in an attempt to keep my embarrassment in check
Holy moly. I can’t believe I’m doing this in a jungle! Outside! This is crazy. I’ve never done anything like this before.
But god- I don’t want it to stop.
The man behind me hooks one of his arms under my belly to help me stay up, a comfortingly gentlemanly action that makes my insides twist and butterflies erupt, despite the ‘No-holds-bared’ nature of what we’re doing here. As he comes to an abrupt stop that nearly makes me want to cry, and he stays fully sheathed in me, Claytons uses his other hand to hold the inside of my slicked thigh. With a careful, teasing thumb, he rubs my juices even sloppier over my lips, causing me to roll my ass up, almost subconsciously and century mortifyingly, to try and make his meat ram back into my aching, throbbing, needy pussy again. Just move, damnit- “Darling, are you doing alright there?” He mutters, that posho accent of his hitting all the right spots, making me an even bigger mess knowing I’m so totally under his control, and a whiny sigh to slips out of me as I let out a staggering deep breath.
Setting my feet further apart from each other, allowed his cock more room between my thighs, I breath in... and out… trying to just gather my wits. But it seems to be a losing battle, right now. “O-Oh… yes, I’m… I’m doing okay… “The words come out awkward and higher than I meant, but right now I cant care too much- my head’s too foggy with sexual desire.
He shudders at the new room I’ve offered him between my thighs, but by the way two unfairly huge hands come up and cup my breasts through my dress, making my eyes snap open wide and my breath to hitch as a kneads them in his palms like dough, I can tell he isn’t at all as unconcerned about my reactions as I am.
Damn it… no proper woman should allow a man to use her like this… To take her by the chest so discourteously and sheath his cock so deeply in her meat like this - and in public no less! - …
Maybe I’m not proper.
Maybe, despite my nerves and the way I stutter when he talks to me, I don’t really care to be proper, truly.
Breathing hotly into my hair, nuzzling his nose affectionately through the mess my sensible bun has become through all this, he purrs. “Pet, there’s no reason to fib… tell me what you want from me?”
Oh god… why… I desperately do not want to say anything so raunchy, and ridiculous… especially to him… but the way my flower is absolutely throbbing still under me and scream for him to move some more, wins out in two seconds flat. “P-Please Clayton… Oh… Please… just keep going… “
I feel him grin against my head, then hear him chuckle gently there, too. “Ah ah ah. That’s not what I meant, love, and you’re well aware of it. You’re an educated woman; Work in some adjectives. For me?” As my cheeks heat up even further, feeling more like two glowing red burners on my face than ever, Clayton takes one wonderful hand away from my chest, leaving the other right where it is - claiming me, you could say… -, and slides a careful finger through my lower lips. The movement drags a whimper from me and bite my bottom lip, which is still puffy and used from the kissing earlier when I thought that would be the most scandalous thing I do on this trip, and as he does it again- and continuously- just going harder and harder until I’m shaking- I feel all my resolve and the care for what I may sound like just fly away.
“P-please move, again! Hard, a-and, rough- “Closing my eyes tightly, like if I don’t see the world it doesn’t see me. Or hear me. “Please fuck me.” With shaky hands, I adjust my grip on the tree. Swallowing hard, I straighten my back for him too. “Use me, sir… I need to come. And, I… I want y-you, to do it.” I lick my lips. “Please.”
A gasp is torn out of me as he uncharacteristically roughly squeezes my breast, a growl tearing out of him. “Well since you asked so politely, sweetheart.”
The next sound he rips out of me is a strangled cry as he finally moves again, slipping his cock free of my meaty walls- before roughly - Just as I asked. I didn’t know I had that kind of power, - slamming back inside, just as deep as before but this time doesn’t stop. He repeatedly does this, rubbing his thick, rock-hard length through me with intent to chase his pleasure- and taking care of mine as he goes.
I’m an absolute moaning mess, even as I try to stay quiet; The feeling of this man so enthusiastically taking care of my little, deprived cunt is too much for me to bare.
And the sounds my wet, dripping pussy makes as it swallows him up over and over again is just the icing on the cake, as not only my private parts but my ears are taken by a full frontal assault.
Its not wonder at all my come to my orgasm not-too-long after, bringing our fun to a climactic end. Clayton pulls out, despite not having come himself yet, and turns me around- pressing me back first against the tree I was holding with now shaking hands as I reel from my orgasm, eyes hooded and hair an absolute birds nest around my head.
His eyes gaze up and down my form, and despite not being naked, he seems to enjoy the view thoroughly as he- oh god… My eyes widen and I must look totally wet behind my ears but absolutely cannot rip my eyes away.
Clayton jerks himself off to my post-coidal appearance, sprawled against the tree- a devilish smirk on his face. It’s a completely too-lude sigh, to see a man with his cock that’s still drenched in your juices out, pumping the meat in his thick hands. And I can’t... I can’t look away. I just watch, eyes wide as dinner plates and cheeks as red as a lobster.
When he finally comes, jets of creamy white stuff gushing out of his cock and all the stress from his body disappearing for a moment as he comes down from his high… my mouth waters.
“I- I- “I don’t know what to say.
“You… you look as if you’ve seen something you like, pet… “Clayton pants, a look of utter mischief passing over his face as he leans in close to me again, calming down as he leans a strong forearm against the tree above my head; Making me crane my neck to look at him once again- eyes wide and doe-like as ever. “Would you- would like to put this in your safari journal, now?” He leans down and presses a kiss to my cheek, not really expecting an answer, as I look down and just feel hot all over. Hot, and tired, and overwhelmed at what had just happened to me. Something straight out of some trashy romance book… Something ridiculously good.
My legs are still shaking.
And... god... how he looked touching himself... I know the memory is going to make me shiver and slick every time I think of it from now on.
Honestly, Clayton? A spark of courage courses through me as I mutter out a “M-maybe… “.
And he laughs, tucking some hair behind my ear.
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