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I'm A Celebrity's Joe Swash shares hilarious clip of Holly Willoughby squatting down on a bridge to 'hide' from the rain
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I'm A Celebrity's Joe Swash shares hilarious clip of Holly Willoughby squatting down on a bridge to 'hide' from the rain
HOLLY Willoughby was left reeling during last night’s I’m A Celebrity as she attempted to take cover from the torrential rain that began mid-show.
Extra Camp host Joe Swash, 36, hilariously captured the ITV darling, 37, on his Instagram cowering under an umbrella as she tried to hide from the tropical weather in between segments.
Holly Willoughby was left reeling during last night’s I’m A Celebrity as she attempted to take cover from the torrential rain
Unaware that she was being filmed, the This Morning host could be seen settling onto her hunkers on one of the show’s bridges as she gripped tightly onto an umbrella in a bid to stop getting wet.
However, Holly’s attempts at remaining unnoticed in the wet terrain failed as presenter Joe hilariously poked fun at her on his social media.
He said: “Holly what are you doing down there? Holly, what are you doing?”
Turning with a smile, Holly shrieked: “I’m hiding”, while the rain jumped off her umbrella and down her khaki-coloured jacket.
Holly was cowering under an umbrella as she tried to hide from the tropical weather
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Extra Camp host Joe Swash, 36, hilariously captured the ITV darling, 37, on his Instagram
Capturing the rib-tickling moment on Instagram, Joe wrote alongside the clip: “@hollywilloughby trying 2 get some cover from the ran!!!! (sic).”
Holly, who has confessed to being terrified of everything in the jungle, left I’m a Celebrity viewers in stitches on Monday after screaming in horror at a leaf during the first Bushtucker Trial.
As she watched Emily Atack bravely confront 50 snakes – the highest number in the show’s history – while taking on the Viper Pit, Holly was clearly on edge as she hilariously mistook a leaf for a creepy critter.
The This Morning host could be seen settling on to her hunkers on one of the show’s bridges
Turning with a smile, Holly shrieked: ‘I’m hiding’
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Moments after telling The Inbetweeners star that she was brave and doing well, the TV presenter ironically screamed and grabbed co-host Declan Donnelly before laughing: “Oh, it’s just a leaf”.
Fans were quick to pick up on the funny moment, with many joking that they could completely relate to her unmerited fear.
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Holly has already admitted she’s terrified of jungle critters and will struggle to watch the Bushtucker Trials, which are famously grisly.
Nevertheless, actress Emily managed to overcome her fears as she won nine out of ten stars and a place in Croc Creek after giving it her all in the terrifying challenge.
Holly has since managed to keep her fears at bay while she guided Anne Hegarty and John Barrowman through their Bushtucker Trials.
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Bill Maher says fury over his Stan Lee comments proves his point about our 'dumb f**king culture'
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Bill Maher says fury over his Stan Lee comments proves his point about our 'dumb f**king culture'
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HBO late-night host Bill Maher angered many in the comic book community this week with a blog post about the reaction to Stan Lee’s death.
“The guy who created Spider-Man and the Hulk has died, and America is in mourning. Deep, deep mourning for a man who inspired millions to, I don’t know, watch a movie, I guess,” he began the post.
It quickly sparked backlash, and Maher clarified his comments while doubling down on them in an interview with Larry King on Wednesday.
“Talk about making my point for me,” Maher said. “Yeah, I don’t know very much about Stan Lee and it certainly wasn’t a swipe at Stan Lee…I am agnostic on Stan Lee. I don’t read comic books. I didn’t even read them when I was a child. 
“What I was saying is: A culture that thinks that comic books and comic book movies are profound meditations on the human condition is a dumb f—ing culture. And for people to, like, get mad at that just proves my point.”
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Maher added that he was slow to pick up on the reaction to his post as he doesn’t “follow social media like that, every stupid thing people lose their s— about.”
In the original blog post, Maher joked: “Someone on Reddit posted, ‘I’m so incredibly grateful I lived in a world that included Stan Lee.’ Personally, I’m grateful I lived in a world that included oxygen and trees, but to each his own.”
He also said that the assumption when he was growing up “for both the adults and the kids, was that comics were for kids, and when you grew up you moved on to big-boy books without the pictures.”
Maher complained that in recent years “adults decided they didn’t have to give up kid stuff” and started “pretending comic books were actually sophisticated literature,” while “some dumb people got to be professors by writing theses with titles like ‘Otherness and Heterodoxy in the Silver Surfer.’” 
Source: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bill-maher-stan-lee-death-blog-post-criticism-backlash-response-comic-book-culture-a8648046.html
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Column: When a Stable Genius Leads a Stupid Country
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Column: When a Stable Genius Leads a Stupid Country
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President Donald Trump is surrounded by fools.
There’s that fool William H. McRaven, Special Operations commander of the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, and the other fools in the U.S. military, who should have brought down bin Laden “a lot sooner,” because “everybody in Pakistan” — all 208 million of them — knew the terrorist leader was living in “a nice mansion.” Trump alone “predicted Osama bin Laden” in 2000 when “nobody really knew who he was.” (Were they waiting for Trump to give them bin Laden’s ZIP code plus four?)
There are the fools in the CIA, who have concluded based on so-called evidence that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered last month’s killing of Washington Post contributor Jamal Khashoggi. But Trump alone understands that we’ll never know the truth, because the crown prince denied involvement “maybe five different times.”
There’s that fool Chris Wallace at Fox News, who didn’t understand why Trump skipped Arlington National Cemetery on the Monday after Veterans Day after skipping a visit to a U.S. military cemetery in France two days earlier. But Wallace, if he were wiser, would have known Trump was “extremely busy on calls for the country” as well as “doing other things.”
There are the foolish Finns who, after Trump claimed Finland avoided forest fires because “they spend a lot of time on raking,” are now mocking him by posing with garden tools in the woods.
Worst of all are the fools in California — people who insist on calling the fire-destroyed town there “Paradise” instead of “Pleasure,” as Trump prefers to call it — who assert that the fires were caused by drought instead of their own mismanagement. As Trump well knows, “there is no drought” in California and there is “plenty of water.”
No one has suffered as many fools as Trump has. But this is to be expected when a “very stable genius” leads a “stupid country.”
Trump knows “more about courts than any human being.” He knows “more about steelworkers than anybody.”
He knows “more about ISIS than the generals do,” and “more about offense and defense than they will ever understand.” He knows “more about wedges than any human being that’s ever lived.”
He even knows more about medicine than his doctor, dictating a doctor’s letter predicting he would be “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
How does Trump know so much about so many things?
Explaining his disagreement with scientists on climate change, Trump told The Associated Press: “My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years. Dr. John Trump. And I didn’t talk to him about this particular subject, but I have a natural instinct for science.”
Given Trump’s natural scientific instinct, you don’t need a B.S. from Trump University to know how frustrating it must be to be contradicted repeatedly by “experts” — some in his own administration!
The intelligence community unanimously believes that Russia meddled in the 2016 election, but Trump’s instinct says there’s no reason to disbelieve Russian President Vladimir Putin’s denials.
Satellite imagery shows that North Korea has enhanced its ability to launch missiles, but Trump says, “I don’t believe that.”
The scientific consensus supports the theory of climate change, but Trump says “it could very well go back” to cooling.
Trump’s instinct has led him to a number of scientific discoveries over time: “The worst hurricanes were 50 years ago.”
Vaccines cause autism in “many” healthy children.
The flu shot is “totally ineffective.”
Exercise is unhealthy.
Coal is “indestructible.”
Windmills are a “killing field” for birds and can make people who live near turbines “go crazy after a couple of years.”
It’s OK to look directly at the sun during a solar eclipse.
California is “shoving” water out to sea “to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish.”
With such a high level of technical expertise, Trump waited 19 months into his presidency to name a White House science adviser. More than 1,000 members of the National Academy of Sciences accuse Trump of the “denigration of scientific expertise and harassment of scientists.”
But they don’t understand. Trump knows more about science than the scientists do.
And this is the problem with being surrounded by fools: Though Trump gives his presidency an “A-plus,” most Americans — about 60 percent — do not appreciate his brilliance.
He deserves better — and he should demand it. He should walk away, withdraw his excellence, maybe get a place in Pleasure — and leave us to suffer our own foolish “scientists” and “experts” and “facts.” That would really show us.
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Source: https://www.vnews.com/Column-This-is-what-happens-when-a-stable-genius-leads-a-stupid-country-21687413
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'Get back in your w****r car!' York motorist swears at BMW driver who pulled in front suddenly
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'Get back in your w****r car!' York motorist swears at BMW driver who pulled in front suddenly
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Two drivers exchanged verbal blows after a minor traffic incident sparked a foul-mouthed rant.
The pair of road rage motorists began swearing at each other after a manoeuvre by a BMW driver escalated into a verbal altercation.
Tom Albon was driving through York yesterday when the BMW driver cut him up and pulled in front of his vehicle in a left-hand lane, causing him to brake hard.
Both drivers were moving off from a set of traffic lights when the grey BMW Z4 convertible sports car then moved into the lane in front of Albon.
His dashcam audio picked up Albon swearing under his breath at his fellow driver’s actions as Kylie Minogue’s ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’ played in the background. 
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The BMW driver stopped in the middle of the lane and got out of his vehicle to confront Tom Albon in York yesterday 
As the driver marched over to his rival’s car the pair exchanged swear words before going their separate ways
As the BMW driver broke he then remained stationary in the middle of the lane and did not move off with the queue of traffic in front of him and even got out of his vehicle to confront Albon.
Video footage captured in a dashcam camera showed that the BMW driver marched over to Albon, who responded by making a rude hand gesture in his direction.
Albon responded with a volley of expletives in the BMW driver’s direction.
‘F*****g wanker .. what the fuck are you doing, pulling in like that?’ he said, before warning him he was on camera.
‘You swore at me’, said the BMW driver in reference to the hand gesture.
Dashcam footage recorded the BMW driver pull in front of Albon as he moved into the left-hand lane
The BMW driver was told to, ‘get back in your w****r car, get back in your penis extender’ by Albon during the verbal confrontation in the middle of the road 
‘You just f*****g pulled into my breaking space, you stupid c**t, you’re on camera you f*****g bell***’ Albon replied. 
‘Get back in your w****r car. Get back in your penis extender. … F*** off, get back in your car you f*****g bell***’, all while Kylie’s 2001 pop hit plays in the background on the car stereo.
Albon later added: ‘There was nothing leading up to it, he was behind me and decided to move to the wrong lane so he can speed ahead.
‘The lane he was in was to go right at the upcoming roundabout, I was in the lane to go left, he decided to be a c*** and push ahead and into my braking space, so I flipped him off so to speak. He got out of the car and I roasted him.’
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6419259/Get-w-r-car-York-motorist-swears-BMW-driver-pulled-suddenly.html
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Lighthearted wedding invitation rubs recipient the wrong way
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DEAR ABBY: We received a wedding invitation in the mail today from my husband’s nephew. First of all, we are to RSVP by tomorrow. (WHAT?)
Here are our options in responding:
Gladly attend
Regretfully decline
Resentfully attend
Enthusiastically decline
I’ll surprise you
The invitation also asked which song we’d like “blasted over our awkward small talk.” Granted, there is some animosity among the groom’s father’s siblings, but I think this is rude, sarcastic and inappropriate. I have a sense of humor but do not find this funny. Am I off the mark? — INSULTED GUEST IN THE MIDWEST
DEAR GUEST: Obviously, you and your husband would have preferred a more formal — and possibly more timely — invitation. Considering the sorry state of family relations on the groom’s side, the wording may have been an attempt at humor. It may also have been sincere. If you cannot GLADLY attend, rather than fume, send your regrets.
DEAR ABBY: We don’t care much for the wife of one of our new neighbors. The husband is nice, but his wife is overbearing. On the occasions we get together, she interrupts conversations or takes over the conversation whenever she speaks. Occasionally, we see each other around the neighborhood, and it’s always a friendly meeting since we can walk away from them.
Once in a while one neighbor will have a few of the others over for a party, but no one wants to invite the new couple because of her. What do we say if either one asks why they aren’t invited to some of the parties we have? We live close enough to each other that they might see us entertaining without them. Please don’t suggest we invite them and suck it up since we tried that and the evening was not fun for anyone. — STRUGGLING FOR AN ANSWER
DEAR STRUGGLING: Don’t worry, I won’t. No one should ask a question like that unless prepared for the answer. If one of them is so bold as to ask why they weren’t included, I think you should tell the person the truth.
DEAR ABBY: I’m a boy in sixth grade. Recently, my best friend has been hitting me. I try to get her to stop. I’ve done everything I can think of, but she keeps doing it.
Today in math class, she pinched me or something — I can’t remember — so I did it back. Afterward she beat on me with a ruler. I could really use some of your advice. — TIRED OF IT
DEAR TIRED OF IT: The person you call your best friend isn’t acting like one. She may do it to get attention because she has a crush on you, or because she’s a bully. Tell her to stop touching you because you don’t like it, but do NOT retaliate by hitting her back. If she persists, tell your teacher what she has been doing because it’s creating a distraction when you need to be concentrating in class.
Source: http://www.indexjournal.com/lighthearted-wedding-invitation-rubs-recipient-the-wrong-way/article_9d57de79-e234-5be1-a6a4-360200b63ce5.html
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Internet divided on hotel buffet: How much food should you put in your bag?
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Internet divided on hotel buffet: How much food should you put in your bag?
It’s a moment every parent knows well – when limited budgets take precedence over basic human decency.
Steven watched in amazement as the exhausted parents carefully filled their bags with tiny milk cartons before heading out for a day of fun at a nearby theme park.
With a start, the US man realised the couple were stealing the milk to “satisfy their little monsters for the entire day for free!”
“The parents were completely abusing the system,” he wrote on Quora. 
If you’ve ever travelled with kids this story will be familiar to you.
The moment when your limited budget takes over from basic human decency and you find yourself loading Tupperware containers from home at the hotel buffet each morning. 
So how much is too much to take?
On this juicy topic, the internet seemed pretty divided.
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What’s wrong with taking a few muffins?
Some savvy travellers thought it was completely fine to grab a few extras from the breakfast buffet.
They even began sharing stories of their own.
My wife always picks up a muffin or two when we go out for buffets, especially when we are on vacations,” one commenter wrote.
“Most of the time, I tell her it’s wrong and she shouldn’t be doing that, and sometimes I do actually ask the staff if we can take it (to which they always say yes!).
“It’s really funny how I ask for the same muffin she picked up from the buffet when I start to feel hungry after few hours or so.”
That’s husbands for you!
Another intrepid traveller shared a story about a surprise 12-hour layover in Singapore where the free breakfast buffet seemed to be the only thing stopping an actual riot from breaking out.
“Some people had breakfast two times within the allotted time,” he said.
“Some stealthily packed a few snacks for lunch, so that they need not buy.”
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It’s your money – so why not?
Thankfully, most seemed to agree that it was fine to take a few extras as “you paid for it with your money”.
“At the end of the day there’s nothing wrong with taking something you paid for yourself,” one mum said.
“I think the people who run the hotels anticipate that customers will take a banana, an orange, or a cup of yogurt, or all of them back to their rooms or their cars,” another added.
“You’re paying a hundred dollars a night or whatever for the room, you can justify taking an English muffin or a container of chocolate milk that probably costs the hotel less than 15 cents apiece.
“You have my permission.”
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But do the killjoys have a point?
But, of course, there were some that really weren’t OK with that. 
“You will be called greedy and stingy,” one commenter provocatively wrote.
“It is not fair to the other people who are waiting for the nice food.”
“If you are taking enough to feed another person or another meal portion – that’s unethical and making the hotel lose a potential business,” another added.
“Taking large amounts can be equated to theft in the eyes of the law in most places.”
If you are thinking those against the practice sound like complete killjoys – then this commenter might make you think differently.
They made the valid point that taking extra food from the buffet means that staffs aren’t able to take said food away if it has been sitting out for too long.
“So taking food back with you to consume later may pose a risk if you chose to take a food that may spoil easily,” they wrote.
“If you are taking liquids like milk and yoghurt and you don’t have proper refrigeration you may get some problems.”
So maybe just choose wisely next time.
Source: https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/internet-divided-on-hotel-buffet-how-much-food-should-you-put-in-your-bag/news-story/41a1dc08591db497985bba7b8b6cf079
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A frank, fearless and funny guide to parenting – podcasts of the week
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A frank, fearless and funny guide to parenting – podcasts of the week
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After 20 years behind bars, Earlonne Woods, an inmate at the San Quentin State Prison who hosts and co-produces the popular Ear Hustle podcast, has had his sentence commuted by the governor of California and will be released on parole. Despite Woods’s release, the podcast’s creators have said the series will continue, with more tales of life at the prison.
This weekend sees the US premiere of Dirty John, the Connie Britton-starring TV remake of the hit true crime podcast. UK viewers will have to wait a little longer to watch the series, which has been acquired by Netflix, with no release date announced yet.
You have a week to apply for the Google Podcasts Creator Program, which aims to provide a prospective podcasters with seed funding and intensive training to bring their stories to the air. The program is overseen by some major players in podcasting, including Pineapple Street Studios co-founder Jenna Weiss-Berman and the Allusionist host Helen Zaltzman. The application period ends on 2 December.
Picks of the week
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The Trap Door
Parenting podcasts could always use a little more humour, so Sophie Black’s is a breath of fresh air. The latest episode is a cracker, with Him & Her’s Sarah Solemani being refreshingly honest about how she spent money to get all the help she needed when her children were born and felt she couldn’t refuse a meeting with Michelle Pfeiffer on her due date. “Mother less, tidy up less, forgive yourself and don’t be afraid of formula,” are among her fearlessly delivered pearls of wisdom. Hannah Verdier
Headlong: Surviving Y2K
Dan Taberski’s podcast Missing Richard Simmons was an instant hit, but stirred up controversy amid allegations he was invading the exercise guru’s privacy. Now he is back with Surviving Y2K, tracking down the people who thought the end of the world was nigh as the millennium dawned. He is unable to find Otis, who stockpiled hamsters for the big event, but he does meet Dave, who is rumoured to have coined the phrase Y2K “because it’s 67% more efficient”. Also promised are “dogs in sweatshirts and freshly born kittens”. HV
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The UK government has inflicted “great misery” on its people with “punitive, mean-spirited, and often callous” austerity policies, according to a damning verdict from the United Nations poverty envoy Philip Alston.
As part of Alston’s fact-finding mission around Britain, Guardian social affairs correspondent Robert Booth, followed the UN envoy for a day in Newcastle upon Tyne. He found people struggling to cope within a benefits system designed to force people into work with built-in delays to payments. Many have been referred to food banks with some still going hungry. Other recent episodes of the Guardian’s daily news podcasts have covered Donald Tusk, Steve Bannon and Pakistan’s blasphemy laws. Catch up with recent episodes here.
Readers’ picks
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Awake At Night
It is rare that you hear such honesty about being a humanitarian worker. You begin to understand the very real fears these incredible men and women have working on the front line. Intriguing, uplifting and gripping. Recommended by Sarah Epstein
The Minefield
This podcast bills itself as a discussion of the ethical minefields of modern life. Obviously, there are no pat answers. But there are sometimes really good and different ways of looking at things. It is intelligent and helpful without being glib or shouty. Recommended by Christine Sanderson
If you have any podcast recommendations email [email protected]
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/nov/23/a-frank-fearless-and-funny-guide-to-parenting-podcasts-of-the-week
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Holiday movies at home
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Holiday movies at home
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If leaving the house to see “Ralph Breaks the Internet” is too much trouble, try renting some of these films, watching them on-demand or pulling them out of your DVD collection:
“Planes, Trains and Automobiles” (1987) — This laugh-out-loud comedy follows uptight businessman Steve Martin and goofy John Candy, forced together on a cross-country odyssey at Thanksgiving. This is the rare road movie that works. Rated R for profanity.
“Arthur Christmas” (2011) — In this fast-paced and family-friendly film, Santa’s son, Arthur, must save Christmas by taking a long journey to deliver that last gift. Rated PG.
“Disney’s A Christmas Carol” (2009) — Jim Carrey plays Scrooge in this animated version of the story. He also plays the three ghosts who haunt Scrooge. Be warned, however, that this 3-D film was produced through the process of performance capture, a technique director Robert Zemeckis previously used in his film “The Polar Express” (2004). Some folks love this effect; we find it creepy. Rated PG.
“Fred Claus” (2007) — Vince Vaughn stars as Fred, the bitter older brother of Santa Claus (Paul Giamatti). Fred shows up at Christmas and causes more trouble for Santa in this sour take on sibling rivalry and the holidays. Rated PG for mild violence.
“Elf” (2003) — Will Ferrell is perfect here as an oversized Santa’s helper. This holiday hit is a winner, with a sweet story about Buddy the Elf leaving the North Pole in search of his real father, the grumpy James Caan. The story is silly, but Ferrell is hilarious and the film’s amiable charm (and the presence of Bob Newhart as Papa Elf) will win over even die-hard cynics. Rated PG.
“A Muppet Christmas Carol” (2003) — Michael Cain does some of his best work ever, playing it straight while acting with puppets as Scrooge in this classic Muppet movie. Kermit, as Bob Crachit, is as lovable as they come, and Miss Piggy as Mrs. Crachit is … well, Miss Piggy. Rated G.
“Miracle on 34th Street.” (1947) — Fine. You’ve seen it. But if it’s been awhile, see it again. This movie — about what happens when an unhappy woman and her cynical daughter meet the real Santa Claus — is as relevant today as it was when it was made. (We know there’s a remake, but we prefer the original version.)
“It’s A Wonderful Life” (1946) — We know. You’ve seen this one, too. But who can resist Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey, the man who gets to see what the world would be like if he had never been born?
“A Christmas Story” (1946) — This very funny film — humorist Jean Shepherd’s recollections about being a kid in the 1940s and wanting a Red Ryder air rifle for Christmas — is a gem. Peter Billingsley stars as the kid, with Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin as his parents in this heartwarming film. Rated G.
Finally, fans of musicals can sing and dance along with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire in 1942’s “Holiday Inn.” Irving Berlin wrote songs for all the holidays — including Thanksgiving and even Abraham Lincoln’s birthday — for this film about an inn that is open only on holidays. It’s also the film debut of that Berlin classic, “White Christmas.”
Of course, you can always just turn on the Hallmark Channel, too. The cable channel is showing holiday-themed films around the clock. Enjoy!
Source: http://www.kenoshanews.com/get_out/movies/holiday-movies-at-home/article_a319f0a8-e663-5a11-aa4e-6506c8e0251b.html
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Fallout 76 Fake Accolades Trailer Is Very Funny If It Wasn't So Sad
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Fallout 76 Fake Accolades Trailer Is Very Funny If It Wasn't So Sad
There’s isn’t a Fallout 76 accolades trailer. Well, not an official one. Despite our own reviewer actually enjoying Bethesda’s new approach to the series, many didn’t.
Right now, the average review rating on Metacritic stands at a lowly 50%, while the user rating stands at 2.7 out of 10. Many Fallout 76 reviews across the web berated the developer’s latest RPG, with some describing it as “empty”, “disappointing” and “soulless”.
Unsurprisingly, we’ve yet to see an accolades trailer, though there is an unofficial one. We shouldn’t laugh as we personally don’t think it’s anywhere near as bad as people are making out, but it is quite funny, albeit quite sad that the Fallout series has found itself in this position.
Check it out.
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Source: https://www.psu.com/news/fallout-76-accolades-trailer-is-funny-if-wasnt-so-sad/
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UK weather: the funniest tweets as the first snow of winter hits Britain
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UK weather: the funniest tweets as the first snow of winter hits Britain
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From the North Yorkshire moors to the suddenly not-so-sunny South Coast, snow has been falling in many parts of the UK over the past 48 hours. And people have been reacting with shock, delight – and plenty of humour.
Here are some of the funniest twitter reactions to snow on the streets (and fields) of Britain.
People were stunned to see snow settling as far south as the English Channel…
Snow alert! Thanks to Kelsie for sharing this photo of the #snow in Ventnor earlier tonight. This is snow joke… it’s actually been snowing on the #IsleofWight! ❄️ pic.twitter.com/55oRJ27Zd0
— Island Echo – 24hr Isle of Wight News (@islandecho) November 20, 2018
…while the white stuff also raised eyebrows in Brighton
This took me by surprise this morning #Brighton #snow ❄️ pic.twitter.com/oH2NUBeslb
— julia day (@julia_day) November 21, 2018
Pets were enjoying it as much as their human companions:
What a walkies! #snow pic.twitter.com/4MDmd3dL5M
— BBC Weather Watchers (@BBCWthrWatchers) November 21, 2018
Though there’s always the risk some might get a little bit jittery at the first signs of snow:
The while of the uk … when they see a snow flake 😂👌🏼❄️ #snow #Snowvember #Snowing pic.twitter.com/dQAb92BXnT
— Alex ✨🌹 (@Alexhenville25) November 21, 2018
Meanwhile in asda, terrified shoppers have panic purchased all the bread, milk and canned goods and are prepared to be snowed in for 6 weeks #uksnow
— adamrabbitts (@adamrabbitts) November 21, 2018
Fortunately, people were on hand with calming words of wisdom:
Don’t panic people it’s not settling #snow
— Gino (@innercity_i) November 21, 2018
People of Great Britain the important thing is not to panic. There will be enough bread and milk for everyone. Snow is an ordinary phenomenon in winter.
— Pawel Schulz (@pawel_78) November 21, 2018
Meanwhile Britain’s highest pub – The Tan Hill Inn in Yorkshire – chose an appropriate time to promote their ‘ski party’:
Don’t forget to check out our Christmas ski party event coming up in December! ⛷❄️
Check out all the details below! 💫https://t.co/m328R8PBpA pic.twitter.com/fbJBYt1rRp
— The Tan Hill Inn (@tanhillinn) November 22, 2018
While even the Royal Ballet were embracing the early Christmas feeling:
We’ve been waiting all year for this moment…
❄❄❄ It’s time for the first Nutcracker gif of the Season! ❄❄❄#uksnow pic.twitter.com/kq76k8zQFJ
— The Royal Ballet (@TheRoyalBallet) November 21, 2018
Some saw this all as a bit of a challenge:
Perfect time for walking up the #cairngormMountain #uksnow pic.twitter.com/vJ61aDP9MA
— Darryl (@dazzler_1972) November 21, 2018
Others as an excuse to adopt a cosy siege mentality.
Looking out your window to see snow coming down, while you’re wrapped up warm in a dressing gown sipping on a cuppa tea is pretty blissful! #uksnow
— Sare (@cerafeena) November 21, 2018
Some were sadly feeling left out…
Meanwhile no snow in Manchester #uksnow pic.twitter.com/hw10f7J3Hz
— Anya Leadbetter (@anyataylor4) November 21, 2018
…and it’s important to remember other nations have it far worse:
It is about that time that Brits start moaning about how cold it is and Canadians start posting vids of boiling water turning to snow 😅#coldweather #uksnow pic.twitter.com/LoayarvXsP
— Jake 🤗 (@Jakep010923) November 22, 2018
Source: https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/offbeat/uk-weather-snow-reaction-funny-twitter-britain-winter-forecast/
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This cabinet of clowns isn't funny – but it's made Britain a joke
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We’ve all experienced that immediate panic after saying something stupid. The hot rush of shame pumps through our bodies and we are gripped by the forlorn hope that we could rewind time. The claustrophobic fear that we are forever diminished in the eyes of those who witnessed our stupidity causes genuine panic. We are convinced that this is a moment from which we will never recover.
Reading this may trigger you into remembering some daft thing you once said at a party or in a meeting. Imagine for a second not that you would never do this again but that, when you did, you would feel none of the usual shame and embarrassment. Now you know how it feels to be one of Theresa May’s cabinet ministers. The glut of ignorance we’ve had to suffer recently has highlighted a major problem: we are being led by people who don’t know what they are on about and are unabashed about admitting it in public. If ignorance were an energy source, you could power the country purely on former Brexit secretaries.
Dominic Raab’s revelation that he “hadn’t quite understood the full extent” of how “we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing” for trade was incredible, not just because of how infuriatingly ignorant it was but also because he managed to overshadow that disaster of a sentence in the same speech by suggesting that he’d never previously realised that Britain is an island. Wait until he finds out what gravity is. We’re told that Raab is an ambitious man. Apparently that ambition doesn’t extend to looking at maps or reading his then department’s own impact assessments, which have been warning about the effects on the port of Dover for years. If Raab were a toddler, watching his cognitive development would be charming. Having him say it when he was the Brexit secretary, however, was depressing and confirmed our worst fears – the architects of Brexit are no better informed than your average pub bullshitter. It’s politics by tabloid, a detail-free vortex where ignorance isn’t just tolerated but celebrated. Even in the context of the chaos of Brexit, Raab’s admission was a shameless demonstration of arrogance that sends a message to the rest of the world: Britain is a joke.
Raab had at least taken attention away from Karen Bradley, the secretary of state for Northern Ireland. If you share my concern that the Tories have been ludicrously dismissive about concerns around the Irish border, you probably destroyed furniture when you heard Bradley’s admission that she “didn’t understand things like when elections are fought, for example, in Northern Ireland – people who are nationalists don’t vote for unionist parties and vice versa … Actually, the unionist parties fight the elections against each other in unionist communities and nationalists in nationalist communities.” Are these people even interested in politics? How could an MP not know that, let alone the secretary of state for Northern Ireland? I’d be amazed if any other MPs didn’t know that. Which means that May chose the only MP who knows nothing about Northern Ireland to represent it in cabinet just at the time when an expert is needed. Which, by the way, is all the time.
These aren’t just startling admissions of ignorance, they are revealing more about a class of cabinet-level “talent” who are apparently uncurious about politics, people and the effect that decisions have on them. At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if the health secretary Matt Hancock popped up and said: “It’s really cool being health secretary, I’ve just discovered these things called hospitals. Have you heard of them? Wow. Just wow. They like, operate on people and stuff. Some of them even have an Upper Crust in reception. I had no idea!” At a time of great jeopardy for our economy and our security, we’ve got into the habit of appointing clowns to serious office. Not just any old clowns, though – clowns who are happy to show off their silly makeup. It would be like Fulham FC – currently facing the prospect of a relegation battle – choosing to appoint its mascot, Billy the Badger, to manage the final few games. In fancy dress.
Politics, while still full of decent, talented and well-meaning people, is becoming a pedestal for the ignorant. If politics is the art of the possible, surely it’s possible to have better politicians? I get plenty of material out of this crop, of course. They’re a gift to a topical comedian, but I increasingly find myself laughing about these things through gritted teeth. As a citizen I’m outraged at how the government and opposition are being run. Incompetent politicians make it easier to write routines and jokes, but I’d rather the country was well-run and I had to work a bit harder to find material. And if that’s not sacrifice, I don’t know what is. For now, I’ll keep attacking our rulers through the medium of standup comedy, which I’ve only just discovered involves telling jokes to audiences.
• Matt Forde starts his nationwide Brexit Through the Gift Shop standup tour at London’s Southbank Centre on 1 and 5 December and his Political Party Podcast Xmas Specials with special guests at the Leicester Square theatre on the 19 and 20 December
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/22/cabinet-britain-ignorance-ministers-dominic-raab
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5 weird confessions from Noel Edmonds ahead of his I'm a Celebrity debut
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Sure, you know Noel Edmonds… but do you know Mr Happy and the twins?
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TV legend Noel Edmonds has finally been confirmed to be entering the I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! Jungle after weeks of speculation.
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But in typical Noel Edmonds style, the former Deal or No Deal host isn’t going Down Under quietly, letting fans into his weird and wonderful world with a frankly bizarre interview, courtesy of The Sun, before heading to camp.
Here’s a list of the most eye-popping things Noel has revealed ahead of his jungle journey.
1. He’s been eating worms to prepare for Bushtucker Trials
Noel is evidently taking his stint in the jungle very seriously, preparing by dining out on the delicacies in his back garden before moving into camp.
“There are now no worms in our garden,” he said. “[They taste] exactly like what you’d expect.”
Now that he’s chowed down on chewy worms, he has no worries about taking on any Bushtucker eating trials – vowing he’ll give it his all when attempting to win stars for his campmates as he’s “a team player.”
But he does have one concern about I’m a Celebrity’s most infamous delicacy.
“Empty kangaroo testicles I’m better with,” he said. “So I hope they’re emptied before. I’ve never seen reference to whether they are on not.”
And speaking of testicles…
2. Noel has revealed the nicknames he has for his private parts
In brain-scarring news, Edmonds has claimed that he isn’t up for recreating Myleene Klass’s infamous shower scene, as ITV aren’t ready for “Mr Happy and the twins.” Ergh.
At least he doesn’t call it Mr Blobby. Speaking of which…
3. He’s refusing to work with Mr Blobby after Blobby turned to alcohol
Once his most famous co-host, who even had a number one Christmas single, Mr Blobby and Noel Edmonds were (inexplicably) ratings gold in 1990s, with the pair heading up Noel’s House Party.
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But Edmonds has revealed that Mr Blobby went off the rails following the cancellation of the Saturday night show in 1999.
“He got a bar in Marbella, and Mrs Blobby left with the kids and he drank the profits,” Edmonds explained.
When asked whether the pair would host a reunion, Edmonds added, “Hopefully not.”
4. Noel turned down Strictly Come Dancing due to the show’s infamous curse
The Swap Shop host rather aptly traded jiving for the jungle, after he made a pact with third wife, make-up artist Liz Davies, to avoid the Strictly curse.
“I have been asked to do Strictly,” he confessed. “ Liz is a fully-trained singer and dancer and a couple of years ago she said, ‘Why don’t we cheat? Why don’t we say you’re a novice and I’ll teach you before.’”
He added, “Then I think there was one of those curse moments and I said to her, ‘Are you comfortable with me spending five or six days a week with a half-naked woman draped all over me?’ And it’s funny how the conversation just changed.”
But could Noel have been a contender if he had decided to take to the Strictly dance floor?
“I would be a cross between Ann Widdecombe and John Sergeant. But in my head I’m Fred Astaire,” he said.
“I don’t know why, nothing works — it’s hopeless, so I’d never do it.”
5. Nexit. Just… Nexit.
Forget Brexit. In more shocking news, Edmonds has revealed he will quit television altogether if he leaves the I’m a Celeb jungle as the winner.
“If they do vote me king I will never appear on television again,” he said. “Fifty years on TV is long enough — give us a break for Christ’s sake.
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“We’ve got enough problems with Brexit… Nexit? Now I’d be very happy to do that deal but on the terms I win the bloody thing.”
And it appears Edmonds is confident of success in the jungle, thanks to his substantial fanbase.
“I’ve had a fantastic relationship with the British public,” he said.
“I may be Marmite but there’s a hell of a lot of people that seem to like Noel’s version of Marmite.”
Only time will tell if he’s right…
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Fascinating facts and weird history as author comes to Diss
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The Little History of Suffolk author Sarah E Doig will be at Diss Publishing Bookshop. Picture: Sarah E Doig
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A drunken king. A ‘tax’ on pregnant daughters with illegitimate children. Rival markets…The Little History of Suffolk is a book that has facts aplenty – many weird and funny.
The Little History of Suffolk by Sarah E Doig includes some fascinating facts. Picture: The History Press
One thing you really didn’t want to be in Bronze Age Suffolk was a laid-back procrastinator. The clock ticked quite loudly as soon as you were born, so best crack on with life.
“The average age of death for men was 34, whereas for women it was 37½,” says the book’s author Sarah E Doig, who will be at Diss Publishing Bookshop on November 24 to meet readers and signs copies.
It was a short existence in more ways than one. “Their average height was smaller than modern-day man at 5ft 7½in and women at 5ft 4in.”
These are just a couple of the intriguing facts that pepper Sarah’s book. She hopes her selection “stimulates the mind, and leaves you more informed and interested than you were before picking up the book”.
Another fascinating section centres on the growth and rivalries of local markets.
Sarah, who lives in Rickinghall, just south of Diss, explains: “Understandably, there was much competition between neighbouring markets, and a 13th century lawyer had even recommended that a distance of at least 6.6 miles be maintained between markets.
The Little History of Suffolk author Sarah E Doig will be at Diss Publishing Bookshop. Picture: Harriet Orrell
“Hoxne struggled to compete with the market in nearby Eye. In Norman times, both had held markets and both originally on a Saturday. Hoxne had therefore been forced to move its market to a Friday, and in 1227 a charter moved the market day again, to a Wednesday. “This may have been due to the fact that, almost at the same time, neighbouring Stradbroke and Laxfield were also given permission to hold markets on Friday and Saturday respectively.”
Sarah was actually born in Hertfordshire but counts herself a Suffolk girl: she was only a year old when she moved with her family to Mildenhall and, later, Bury St Edmunds.
She went to school there, left for university, travelled the world during 20 years with the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, and came back to Suffolk in 2010. She now works as a freelance local history researcher.
• The Little History of Suffolk is published by The History Press at £12 (hard cover) and £5.99 (Kindle).
• She will be at Diss Publishing Bookshop on November 24 between 10.30am and 1pm.
Source: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/fascinating-facts-and-weird-history-as-author-comes-to-diss-1-5791017
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'The Favourite' Review: Sleeping in English History
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In a movie week enriched by “Roma” and “Shoplifters,” both masterpieces, “The Favourite,” which was directed by Yorgos Lanthimos, comes as comic relief of a high order. The comedy is elegant, frequently dark and genuinely witty. The spectacle is gorgeous. The revisionism is gleeful—this is early 18th- century English history served sizzling hot. Of the three starring performances, one, by Rachel Weisz as Sarah Churchill, the Duchess of Marlborough, is perfectly wonderful; another, by Emma Stone as Abigail, Sarah’s impecunious cousin, is imperfectly wonderful; while the third, by Olivia Colman as Queen Anne, is a delicious…
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Lettuce is stupid and you shouldn't be eating it now anyway
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It’s little more than “a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to table.”
Romaine lettuce is being pulled off the shelves across North America right now because of E.coli contamination. The Centers for Disease Control are advising Americans to not only throw it away, but also to “wash and sanitize drawers or shelves in refrigerators where romaine was stored.” They haven’t figured out exactly where the contamination is happening yet, but most of the lettuce we are eating now is grown in California.
TreeHugger types on the east coast might think twice about drinking a plastic bottle full of California water, but in fact, if you eat lettuce, that is what you are doing. Tamar Haspel wrote a controversial article in the Washington Post where she noted that lettuce is 97 percent water:
A head of iceberg lettuce has the same water content as a bottle of Evian (1-liter size: 96 percent water, 4 percent bottle) and is only marginally more nutritious.
But shipping a bottle of Evian is easier. Katherine has described how, “By the 1950s, iceberg lettuce was the most commonly consumed lettuce in the U.S., with average per capita consumption around 20 pounds. Refrigeration technology developed to the point that iceberg lettuce was even shipped to American soldiers in Vietnam.” Haspel writes:
Lettuce is a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to table. When we switch to vegetables that are twice as nutritious — like those collards or tomatoes or green beans — not only do we free up half the acres now growing lettuce, we cut back on the fossil fuels and other resources needed for transport and storage.
When my wife Kelly Rossiter wrote about food for TreeHugger, we ate a 19th century Ontario diet, both local and seasonal. Instead of salads, we ate root vegetables, stuff she had preserved, and kale, far too much kale. Potatoes were as good a vehicle for transporting garlic and fat from plate to mouth as any salad green was, and probably healthier. Haspel writes:
I won’t be the first to point out that items labeled “salad” at chain restaurants are often as bad, if not worse, than pastas or sandwiches or burgers when it comes to calories. Take Applebee’s, where the Oriental Chicken Salad clocks in at 1,400 calories, and the grilled version is only 110 calories lighter.
Haspel was interviewed on CBC’s The Current about this article, and she is hilarious. But she also notes that one of the problems of lettuce is that it served raw; cooking kills bacteria, which is one reason we do it. But if you cook a head of lettuce, you have pretty much nothing left.
Over at the Guardian, Emma Sturgess picks up the story from Haspel, titling her version Do you like salad? You’re a fool. She points out how much is wasted:
The major issues are water-hungry production, the means of preparation, washing and packaging, resources used during transport and cold storage and the likelihood that, after all that, some of it is going to end up in the bin. According to sustainability group Wrap, in 2012 lettuce accounted for £270m of avoidable food waste, while leafy salad accounted for £150m. It’s difficult to find anyone with a good word to say about bagged salad, unless they’re a grower or retailer of bagged salad.
If you really believe the media is fake news, now is your chance to eat all the lettuce. https://t.co/FcECWp6Jn3
— Jane McManus (@janesports) November 21, 2018
Meanwhile, right now we are going through the third lettuce recall in a year. Perhaps it is time to realize that lettuce is stupid.
It’s little more than “a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to table.”
Source: https://www.treehugger.com/green-food/lettuce-stupid-and-you-shouldnt-be-eating-it-now-anyway.html
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