#sorry but im too asian for all this 💀
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Some 20-year-old: I've just started making minimum wage, what should I do to set myself up financially for my future?
White redditors, foaming at the mouth: Pay your parents rent, you useless sack of shit. You elder abuser. You worthless animal. You thieving vulture.
#sorry but im too asian for all this 💀#do you guys expect me to charge my mum rent when i move her in with me when she's older?#yeah im back on the worst site on the internet again#redditors: yes ofc it's normal to pay your parent to watch their own grandchild#excuse me?????#hyper-capitalist individualist society goes brrrrrr#monkey stuff
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I DELETED THE ASK IM SO SORRY WAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm also Hmong!!! I don't really say it much bc not a lot of people know of us 😭😭😭 I grew up with both of my parents families but I'm trying to learn our culture so I can't speak hmong. I know a bit but I can't speak it.
But it's alright if you don't know the culture, I even don't know it 😓😓😓 we just gotta learn though!!
Here’s a short basic context or info about Hmong people though:
Hmong people are an Asian ethic group in East and Southeast Asia. We are found in many different countries!! Examples like Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, China, and America!!! (There’s probably others in other countries too).
AND HERE'S MY TWEEL HMONG HCS!!! (BTW these are based on my experiences as a Hmong American person and also this will have explanations about our culture which will be highlighted in blue.)
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
- Jade and Floyd are slightly tanner because not all Asians are pale white 💀💀💀 jk but I think they're the types to get easily tanned in the sun (and Azul gets sunburnt)
- They have a few freckles/marks/(DOTS?? HOW TF DO YOU DESCRIBE THOSE?? BEAUTY MARKS WTF??) on their face. Yall never seen me draw them bc um.... I drew these like.. today HELPP
- Jade also has the string bracelet on his wrist. They're like the things that keep your soul with you and they keep you from getting sick and bad luck/spirits (I MEAN THATS HOW MY MOM EXPLAINS IT LMAOO. I remember my grandparents would tie one on my wrist and speak in another language. I don't remember if it was Thai or Chinese.)
Examples of it:
- I used to draw Floyd with it because I thought that since he seems like the type to get noticeably more in trouble than Jade (because he's discreet) and his grandma would be worried for him so she would tie that to his wrist so he wouldn't get more in trouble (bc some older generations think that sometimes the things you do or that you're sick is because your soul has been flying away?? Or that your soul has been taken. Its nothing bad. It's just something cultural and in their religion of Hmong people.) But I feel like he would get annoyed and cut it off later LMAOO
- (Tais means Grandma on mom’s side) So Jade has it but you can't see it with his gloves and long sleeves in the way.
- There's not much to say about their appearances 😭😭😭
SOME HMONG HEADCANONS OF THEM:
- Jade knows the Hmong language and how to speak it but Floyd doesn't but he knows some of it (I'M PROJECTING. I'M PROJECTING SOOO BAD.)
- I think Floyd doesn't really put the effort on learning because "everyone else speaks English (in my universe 😓😓😓 idk)" so he doesn't really bother learning how to speak it but he does know some words.
- He uses a lot of context clues to understand like if he knows some words of the sentence, he'll respond but if there's words he DOESN'T know, he'll be like "huh? Gucci pow.... (<- BAD PRONUNCIATION OF HMONG WORDS)"
- Jade knows Hmong and English so this mf is bilingual.
- Sometimes he would whisper stuff in Hmong to Floyd and THEY BOTH WOULD GIGGLE BC THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE 😭😭😭 AND YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND (UNLESS YOU DO) SO NOW YOU'RE SCARED IF THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUUUU
- Or there's no giggling because Floyd doesn't understand so all you hear is a "huh?" And Jade says nevermind, LEAVING FLOYD CONFUSED AND ANGRY.
- Their mom speaks both Hmong and English while their dad only knows Hmong but is trying to know English (because it's better for business but I feel like he'll have other people speak for him).
- I like to think that Floyd doesn't really wanna speak to his dad than his mom is because of the language barrier. It's hard to speak to eachother with limited words (i know by experience 😞😞😞). It's genuinely sad but they both try their hardest to understand eachother.
- Jade and Floyd like to share Azul some of their foods in their culture (THEY STILL HAVE THEIR CANON FAVORITE FOODS. Also i still dont know how the fuck they cook their food in the sea. I know they eat raw food like Jade said BUT MR. ASHENGROTTO SAID HIS MOMMY OWNS A RESTAURANT AND AZUL KNOWS HOW TO COOK???)
- Like Naab Vaam, Pho, and stuff (some of our food are actually from other countries that we live in/came from like Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, and etc. We just put our own spin on them so they may or may not taste the same as their origin.)
- I don't think in the sea they wear clothes but Jade and Floyd found some Hmong clothes on the surface and found it cool.
- I don’t actually know their exact type of Hmong clothes they wear though. (Hmong people have different types of clothing depending on who you are and where you’re from. It’s very important to know which one you are. Also there’s 2 different dialects of Hmong and probably MORE?? idk……)
- I drew them wearing Hmong clothes that my family wears though:
ITS NOT A GOOD PICTURE but I was so proud of myself guys please it was months ago since i made that nfkjanfkjasdjhfjhjfk
- I was hoping to figure which type of Hmong they are like Hmong Green, Hmong White, etc etc BUT I’M TOO EMBARASSED TO ASK MY MOM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE’LL THINK IT’S SILLY TO USE THIS INFO ON ANIME CHARCATERSUIDHFAHDJKFHK
- So i just use the info i already know 😭😭😭😭
- (Also the necklaces hanging on their necks are silver necklaces. THEY’RE SO FUCKING HEAVY. MY MOM HAS A REAL SILVER ONE AND GOD DAMN. THEY GIVE YOU SO MUCH NECK PAIN. But they represent our wealth 😞😞😞. Good thing they recently made ones without real silver. Also there’s Hmong clothes with silver coins on them and they also represent wealth!! They hurt less!!)
- Hopefully I can recreate the Tweels in Hmong clothes in better art!! I CAN BARELY SEE THIS ONE.
I think I’m done for now. I was hoping to say more but I don’t have any more 😭😭😭😭 But I hope you find these somehow a bit interesting and helpful about Hmong culture. I was really excited to tell someone my Tweel Hmong HCs because hkuahfjdkshfjkahj I DON’T KNOW I JUST GET HAPPY!! I love sharing my culture even if I’m still learning it. Not a lot of people know about us because we don’t have a country. But im really happy to meet other Hmong people on here and share the representation!!
#twisted wonderland#twst#jade leech#floyd leech#octavinelle#azul ashengrotto#hmong#headcanon#headcanons#twst headcanons#twst hcs#jade leech hcs#floyd leech hcs#hmong hcs
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As universes collides
Pairings: Moon Knight system(Marc/Steven/Jake) x sorcerer!Reader x Khonshu
Word count: holee shit its 9k words people💀
Warnings: grammar, cussing, !SPOILERS FOR MoM!, possibly inaccurate depictions of DID(please tell me in the comments if i did so that i can edit this), possibly wrong Spanish words used(again please correct me in the comments), possibly ooc marvel characters, NOT BETA READ, lengthy fic(if i missed any please let me know!!)
Summary: Hey, just re-read your stories with Sorcerer!Reader with the Moon Bois and Khonshu, I absolutely love them! So I saw you were looking for ideas, and I remembered an idea I had a while back when MoM came out regarding this exact same pairing. If you’re willing to write it that is.
So regarding Wanda’s attack on Kamar-taj, the reader is called to defend the temple. The reader prepares to leave, and while trying to explain what’s happening to the boys, mentions the Scarlet Witch. Now, lets assume Khonshu knows a little about the Scarlet Witch and her chaos magic. So when the reader tells them that they're going to be defending the temple against her, he tells her not to go, in fear that they will die. The reader of course declines his request, and Marc/Steven/Jake get into an argument with the reader about going (“the world and the multiverse are in danger” blah blah blah “you shouldn’t have to risk your life” blah blah blah “there’s a child’s life on the line” blah blah blah- you get it). Long story short, the reader ends up going after the argument (or however you want it to end up). In the end, the reader (hopefully) survives, whether it surviving in the rubble, or traveling with Strange and America through the multiverse. And they reunite with Marc/Steven/Jake and Khonshu.
Let me know what you think about this and if you’re willing to write it. Hopefully it gave you some inspiration!
A/N: hi hello sorry for the long wait but the fic is finally here!! hope you guys love this and i hope this meets @jupitersmoon167 and everybody else's expectations😥 i used dear jupiter's idea and added my own twist to it! hope you guys love this just as much as i do🤧💞if things aren't exactly the same with the movie, im so sorry-i wrote this based on what i remembered💞GIFS USED NOT MINE
Something shifted.
A shiver ran through your spine, through your whole body.
You inhale sharply, brows furrowing at the uneasy feeling.
"You felt it too, dearest?"
Asked your human sized moon god beside you, who's wearing a white polo rolled up to his elbow and white slacks, his arm laying across your now tense shoulder. You feel him gently squeeze you, coaxing you to relax your tight muscles.
You are currently in the Moon boys' flat, watching a movie to relax since today was a time where you and all of the system have their day off on the same day, with all three of them co-existing with you and a human sized Khonshu.
They are currently in separate bodies, thanks to a spell that allowed them to be out of the headspace for a period of time, all wearing comfy home clothes, and are now looking at you too. Worry, curiosity, and confusion met your troubled gaze.
"We– we felt it too…Like, something.. something bad."
Steven, who's wearing his blue sweatshirt and gray pjs, voices out his and his alters' thoughts, Marc– who's wearing his blue t-shirt and pants– nods once and looks at Jake–who's wearing his white long sleeves and black pjs– who also nods, eyes full of thoughts as he keeps his firm yet gentle gaze on you, confirming Steven's statement.
You look up to Khonshu, who stood up from his seat on the couch and looked out the window.
"Should.. should we be worried–"
His question dies on his tongue as a portal opens in the middle of your room. You're quick to your feet and change into your sorcerer robes as you walk in front of the moon knight system and towards the opening portal, knowing who might be behind it.. and their purpose.
The trio stood up as they watched an Asian man walk through the sparkling circle. Jake quickly puts himself in front of his alters, ready to protect in case anyone thinks of hurting them.
"We need your help, Master," Wong utters your name breathlessly, "I'm sorry for interrupting your day off but, the Scarlet Witch, is planning to attack Kamar-taj and we are in dire need of every single sorcerer to protect it." The portal closes behind him.
Before you are able to utter a single word, Khonshu repeats,
"The Scarlet Witch?"
A thunderous boom echoing in the room, his tone all but gentle, and crosses the room to stand by your side, now looming down on you and Wong as he returns to his godly size, his clothes now shifted back to gauzed wrappings.
"The wielder of Chaos Magic?"
You tilt your head up to him, "You know them?" You glance at the Sorcerer Supreme, who was not a single bit intimidated by the god's presence (you figured he wouldn't be as this man might've seen worse than a tall, bird skull headed god so it wasn't a surprise to you), who nods to answer Khonshu's question.
The god's head moves to you as he looks at you, his thoughts undecipherable to you. His body language was rigid, which could either mean he doesn't trust the sorcerer in front of you or something else entirely different.
You look back to his hollowed sockets as you wait for his answer.
He bobs his head and kneels in one knee to be on your eye level, "I know little but I know enough. You are not going to face her, little sorcerer."
Ah, so it was something else entirely different.
Even though his tone suggests no room for argument, you huff at his demands in disbelief.
"Khonshu, the Sorcerer Supreme needs every single sorcerer to be present, which means that this Scarlet Witch is very dangerous and is a danger to our wo–"
"Which should give you more reason not to go! It is unsafe! They are dangerous, like you've said. Let the others handle it!"
You were about to argue back but a question pops up into your head, you turn to Wong, "Wait– why is this.. quote unquote Scarlet Witch attacking the Kamar-taj in the first place?"
You hear the god sigh beside you and mumble, "You do not need that information–"
"A child that has the power to traverse across universes is in the temple and the Scarlet Witch intends to take her power all to herself." Wong answers, his eyes pleading to you as he spoke.
Your eyebrows shot up in worry, "No–" a British voice spoke behind you in slight tremor.
The sorcerer supreme puts his hand on your shoulder.
"Please, pick your choice wisely. We'll be waiting for you."
You place your hand above his and nod, he gives you a tight smile as he removes his hand. He glances at the trio behind you and bids them goodbye with a bow of his head, as well as to the Egyptian moon god. He opens a portal and enters it, with an expecting glance of his shoulder the bright orange circle closes with a sharp hush.
A heavy silence falls in the flat.
A click of a tongue breaks it and Marc speaks, "Right, no. The bird is right. No way in hell you are going to K- Kamar- Kamar.. tash–"
You heard Khonshu huff at the name Marc had called him and rise from his kneeling position.
"Kamar-Taj." "Kamar-Taj" Steven and Khonshu correct him.
"Yes, that- thank you Steven, Khonshu-"
"Marc, a child's life is in danger!" You say his name in exasperation as you step one foot to the front, "Our universe and other universes are in danger! I can't just let this witch do–"
"Mi muñeca, por favor," Jake intervenes, his face covered by his hand as he pinches the bridge of his nose, "There are cientos de otros magos, lots of other sorcerers, around the world, ¿sî?" He drops his hand with a sigh.
You nod, "Yes! But–"
"Then you, our amado hechicero, don't need to be there." The mustached Latino reaches out to your hand and grasps it, squeezing it lightly as his eyes desperately look around your face and cups it with his other hand, heavy it lays on your cheek as he whispers, "Por favor, mi amor."
"Please, love. Think about it." Steven speaks up behind Jake, worry also etched on his face as he approaches the two of you. "If Khonshu, a god who doesn't think twice in committing violence, does not want you to fight then I'd also have to say no on this one. We can't risk losing you, darling.." His voice cracks a little, the thought of not being able to see you again is possibly plaguing his mind.
Tears well up on your eyes as you glance back and forth between Jake and Steven then to Marc, whose eyes are all but soft as he had already made up his decision.
You sigh and lean to Jake's hand that is on your cheek, you take it from your face and kiss his palm. You turn to your Stevie and offer your hand to him, to which he hastily holds, and gently pull him to you. He lets you. Jake removes his hand from your cheek to let Steven wrap his arms around you, he's muttering pleas in your ear as you plant a long kiss on his temple.
"So you're not going, sweetheart?"
You look up to your other boyfriend who is now looking a little relieved and hopeful, slowly approaching you three with a hopeful gaze. You glance up to your godly lover, who's been silently waiting as he watches you interact with your human boyfriends, leaning against a bookshelf with arms crossed.
You turn your gaze to Marc, who's looking at you expectantly, you give a last kiss on Steven's cheek before letting go of the Brit and approached the American. You smile tearfully as you hold his face with your palm, his stubble rough under your skin. Standing on your tip-toes, you kiss his cheek gingerly.
Jake, coming to an understanding of your whole motive, mutters hoarsely, "No.."
The other people in the room seemed to understand what you were trying to do and they all simultaneously spoke out their disagreement.
"No, baby– Come on!" "Absolutely not!" "Darling, please no."
You lower yourself back on the floor and look up to Marc, his brows are raised in the middle as he grasps your wrist as he tries to keep you in place.
"I'm sorry." You whisper, to him and to all of your lovers, a lone tear escaping your eyes as you caress his cheekbones with your thumbs.
Khonshu briskly walks towards you, planning to stop your plans but you were quick.
You close your eyes and let the flow of magic surrounding the flat disappear.
Marc's hands left your wrists and his stubbled jaw sliding away from your palms, you opened your eyes to see him stumbling back and away from you, the surge of magic when his alters returned back to their headspace possibly left him disoriented.
You feel a cool breeze go down past your shoulder. Looking over you see Khonshu, he's back to his ghost-like state, unable to interact with anything surrounding him.
He looks up at you, you feel his and Marc's(and possibly the rest of the system's) burning glare drilling into your skull.
You hold back a sob.
"This is for all of you, my loves. Please, I hope you understand."
You look back and forth to Marc and Khonshu, who's regaining his balance and the latter desperately trying to get a hold of you as he yells for you to stop, even though he knows with this form he won't be able to do so he still continues to reach out to your form.
You open a portal to the temple, with a sharp intake of breath you quickly enter it. Tears continue to fall down your cheek, a smile that doesn't hold any joy pulls your lips as you croak out, "I'll see you around, my boys. This isn't a goodbye."
You immediately let the portal close before any of them crossed it. The last thing you saw was Marc, with Jake and Steven possibly co-fronting with him, hastily running to the orange circle as Khonshu fell on his knees, seemingly defeated.
I promise.
~🌑~
Falling through different realities, with one of them being a world that is made up of paint, as you try to keep a powerful kid away from a power hungry witch in a star shaped portal was definitely not on your bucket list.
But here you are, thrown into a new world where everything is unfamiliar and very green.
"You two… saved me.." Chavez says between her breaths as you and Strange try to regain yours.
"I hope so.." The cloaked man groans as he stands up, while you cover your mouth and run to the nearest corner as you feel bile shot up to your throat, spilling the food you had earlier this morning.
You hear America sheepishly apologize, "It's a normal reaction..! Just.. let it all out.."
You give her a thumbs up, your guts continue to spill out.
You hear the teen ask if the other sorcerer have had experience with multiversal travelling, the man in question smugly answers that they have, making you scoff at his lie as you wipe your mouth with your sleeve.
You were about to tell Chavez the truth but Stephen's upset stomach beat you to it.
"You were saying, Strange?" You jest as you walk towards the duo, groaning at the after taste on your tongue after that spill fest.
"Shut up–"
You hum low in your throat as you look around you, tuning out Stephen's vomiting noises because if you won't you might vomit again so instead you survey your surroundings properly.
"What is this place? A utopic version of our universe??"
You let the question hang in the air as you walk over to the ledge, looking down at the busy streets with wonder and curiosity.
"It seems so.." America answers behind you.
~🌒~
"They go on red?" Asks the baffled former Sorcerer Supreme beside the teen.
"Amazing observation." You quip as you wearily look around, Jake and Marc's tendency to look for any signs of danger once in an unfamiliar setting rubbing off on you.
With yours and Stephen's sling ring lost, and with Chavez struggling to control her power, you were left with finding help in this universe's Stephen and you. Since apparently there is only one Chavez in the multiverse.
"Rule number one of multiversal travel. You don't know anything."
Stephen huffs at your comment and waits for the traffic light to turn green, and crosses the street, you follow alongside him.
"Right, so what's rule number two–"
You feel the hairs on your nape stand up, someone is watching you. You look around with furrowed brows, trying to pinpoint where and who it's coming from.
But Strange's tug on your elbow made you stop your hunt, "Where is she?" the sorcerer worriedly asks and you could only stare at him in confusion, blinking your eyes, you were about to answer his question with another question but then you realize who he's talking about.
You look around you and find that the girl you two are supposed to protect is missing beside you. Your breathing quickens as the worst possible scenarios run through your mind until a hand lays on your shoulder.
You turn to see the girl herself with a food on hand, you roughly exhale through your mouth as you rub your face with your hand.
"Rule number two, find food. Preferably pizza. Pizza balls!"
Pizza.. balls? What? You stare the rolled up pizza on the red bowl, huh, never thought that would be a thing. But then again, everyone in this world is wearing clothes in varying shades of black and white only so you really should have expected less (not like you don't like the color, it's just.. a little unsettling considering the colorful stores and surroundings, and it's new to you).
"How'd you pay for that?"
"It's free–"
You catch up beside the girl, "Free? There's free food here?"
"Well, food's free in most universes actually." She states with a shrug, "It's more of how you guys pay for it."
Your lips form an 'o' as you nod, taking in the interesting information, "That's cool."
"Yea–"
"Hey! You didn't pay for that!"
You three stop in your tracks and face the old man, who seems to be the seller of the pizza rolls.
"Crap.." Muttered the teen, "Maybe it's not free here.."
You gave the teen an exasperated look, while she returns it with an innocent one as she munches on the unpaid food.
"Relax, Mr. "Papap", she's just a kid-"
"Relax yourself there, Doctor Strange." Snides the old man with a slight chuckle as if mocking the sorcerer while he reaches for the cloak of Levitation. "Where'd you get this cape from anyway–"
"It's not a cape-"
"It's a cloak actually," you sigh and step up to the old man. "How about you let him go-"
"Huh, feels authentic–" Mr. "Papa"? Papap? comments as he examines the fabric.
"I'll pay for it, okay, just, let my friend go–" You were reaching for your wallet when you felt his hand grasp your robes tightly.
A rush of harsh wind suddenly sweeps the sidewalk you are on, forcing the man holding you to release your clothes to cover his face from the sudden gust.
You shiver at the breeze. It felt familiar…
"You two are thieves! You two took this from the Strange museum, didn't cha?"
"Strange Museum?"
"You two are takers!" The man snatches the mustard from his stand, "Why don't you take some of thi-"
Needless to say, that man is going to continuously beat himself up for the next three weeks.
"What happened to Rule number one, hm?" You tease the girl as you lightly bump your shoulder to hers, while resuming your trek to find this world's Dr. Strange.
America could only roll her eyes at your jest as she silently chuckled while Stephen chortled under his breath.
~🌓~
Lucky for you, you don't drink tea.
Unluckily for you, you were bribed with a cold chocolate drink.
Which led to you and your party of three encased in a strong glass– carbonated glass, was it? You weren't really listening.
You have opted on focusing on your breathing instead, enclosed spaces and you are not exactly besties.
America, seeming to have noticed your struggle, tries to get Stephen and Christine's attention. But you call out to her, stopping her actions, "It's– it's okay kid. Let them have their moment. I'll be fine."
Your voice wobbles as you swallow your saliva. Inhale, exhale.
Anything else seems to be muddled as you keep your focus on your breathing.
Inhale, exhale.
A hiss of the opening of your sealed doors interrupts your meditation short. You look around only to see… are those ultron bots?! Behind the sorcerer that poisoned you.
You scowl at him as you are pulled out of the glass cage. You struggled on their grip and ready to strike but Stephen held your arm, stopping you from whatever you were planning to do.
You look up to him, his brows low in worry as he asks, "Are you okay?"
Knowing you were on the verge of a panic attack just a minute ago, there should be no point in lying, but you are in an enemy's hold. So you nod your head, looking away from the concerned greyish-green eyes and let the bots tug you away from the blue-robbed sorcerer.
You cast a glance at America, "We'll be back, don't worry." You comfort her as much as you can.
The teen could do nothing but nod, pressing her palms flat on the glass as she watches you and Stephen being dragged away from the holding room, hope and dread flashing on her face.
~🌔~
Okay, don't mess with the silent guy then.
You blink away the images presented in your mind, cautiously bouncing your gaze from member to member of this.. Illuminati council.
Confusion draws your brows taut, "Okay– so if this is all about him then why the fuck am I here?"
"Etiquette, huh?"
You glare at Stephen, his low-blow of a jest referencing your comments to his sassy answers to the council earlier.
"This is not all about him," The bald man on the high-tech wheelchair roughly says your name, "as we've stated a while ago, if you were listening–"
Oh yeah, you totally weren't.
"The more you spend time in our universe, the more you endanger your and our home."
Your eyebrows twitch up in understanding.
"But, it is also because you, my dear, have also made a significant impact on this universe. Namely, communication to other worldly beings in this universe."
A new set of events is once again transferred and played in your mind, while you and Stephen watch it play out like a movie.
"Your version of yourself here had a beautiful union with the God of the Moon from the Egyptian Pantheon and his avatar. It paved the way to intergalactic partnerships, both in business as well as, yes, in romantic context."
You watch in awe as you see yourself, dressed in a sparkling, long sleeve, sweetheart neckline, white dress that dragged behind you walked down the aisle.
With your, no, other you's Moon boys, all in separate bodies wearing white suits that are accented with black in different styles for each of them, and your–their–god in his white suited glory, standing beside the trio in his human size, all watching you with happy tears(except the bird skull headed being, but hey, who knows, maybe the pigeon is crying buckets of unseeable tears.)
The scene calls your tears to resurface once more–could today be any more emotional!!– as you remember how you left your Marc, Steven, Jake and Khonshu in your own universe.
The scene shifts again, this time, different corporations, businesses and weddings play out like pages being flipped quickly. Moments of those events cramped in a single minute before it halts.
Another prestigious event that called for a union between realms. The species that is uniting with this universe's human council is unfamiliar to you. They were, well, otherworldly in nature with their varrying skin color palette and average size.
"All was going well, until–"
A loud bang! rang throughout the area, startling you and your sorcerer friend who's been quiet the whole time.
You look around amidst the running and panicking crowd, who was shot? Why did someone shoot? What-
Questions that ran through your mind disperse by your loud gasp. You see yourself being cradled in the arms of other you's spouse while their godly lover made an unprecedented red solar eclipse, commanding the winds to havoc the place as he roars in rage.
Your other self being cradled by the Moon Knight system, whose head is blown to bits.
"– a horrible accident happened."
Tears now freely stream down your cheeks as you kneel in place.
Seeing how your lovers both human and god, weep and mourn for you. How they grasped your coffin so tightly and snapped at the pallbearers trying to do their job, squeezes your heart. You never ever ever want to see them in pain. Especially if you're the one inflicting it.
A grating noise low on your throat goes past your trembling lips as you try to inhale air back into your system, your hand immediately flying up to not let another sound escape from your mouth.
You didn't know when you had stopped breathing but your lack of oxygen has made you a heaving mess on the gray tiled floor.
"Stop. Stop! Come on, this is hurting them!!"
The movie fades away like uncovering a treasure that was buried deep under the sand, dusting away the illusion to reveal the reality.
"Breathe for me," You hear a baritone voice say your name above you as you feel yourself being wrapped around one's arms and something on the top of your head.
You take deep breaths but every time you an ugly sob squeaks out your throat.
"It's okay. They're well in our universe. They're probably waiting for your return and you will return to them safely."
As the baritone voiced fella keeps on comforting you, another voice speaks up,
"This led to lots of series of events, mainly, our Khonshu, Marc, Steven and Jake, hunting down who shot our very own version of you." A feminine yet firm voice.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Another female voice speaks, this time British in accent,
"And, their hunt wasn't entirely… reasonable. They killed every single person who they suspected, even when they were not guilty. This forced us to take action and…"
Breathe in…
Swallowing, you slowly leave Stephen's comforting embrace, who you've just realized is the baritoned fella.
"And what?" You breathe out through your trembling lips as you peered at the Illuminati people through the blur of your tears.
"We have to imprison them to ensure the safety of the people."
You glance over to the far left, the man sitting there has answered your question in a hushed manner but still loud enough for you to hear.
"This–" Breathe in, breathe out. "This did not answer my question a while ago. Why am I here?!"
"Because they've escaped the moment you two arrived."
Your glare softens, before morphing into something horrified as you come into a realization.
"You've made me a bait." You whisper to the air, hastily standing up to your feet–
"It is for everyone's–"
Sound alarms blast through the speakers, the building shakes and vibrates as something, or someone breaks into the facility.
The weight of everything comes back to you, like a splash of a cold bucket of water.
Wanda. Scarlet Witch. The kid!!
You watch the live footage of the former avenger tearing through the army of robots that tried to hold her back from reaching the core of the facility, either dismantling them or blasting them into nothing.
The orders of Captain Carter fell on deaf ears as you kept your eyes on the static feed, somehow everything seemed to be silent and you could only hear your breathing, even as the facility alarm blairs around the room
Breathe in… Breathe out.
A call of your name and Stephen's made you turn your attention back to the present.
"When you escape this chamber, you must find America Chavez, and you, my dear." The professor gestures to you, "You must find your spouses, bring them to where you would deem them to be safe and… away from taking more innocent lives."
"For short, sealing them behind bars." You rasp out, bitterness leaves your dry lips as you blankly stare at the bald man in a wheelchair.
"If you'd like." Was his only statement, disregarding the Sorcerer Supreme protests and your perplexed glare as he wheels himself out of the room, leaving you, Stephen Strange and Mordo in the room.
You walk to the door, Ignoring Mordo's warnings. You press your palms flat on its surface.
You glance down at your cuffs. If only you were not bound you could blast this fucker open and be on your pursuit in finding your– well, your other self's but also technically your– lovers.
You groan in defeat as you knock your forehead on the barrier with a small thump. With a sigh you glance back to the two, who's in a heated argument. About what, you know nothing of.
Your eyes scan the room, maybe there's another way out.
A loud cry interrupts your thinking session–it was getting nowhere anyways–as Mordo jumps from the elevated slab with a sword in hand. You look down to Stephen, who only winked at your way–the sly bastard–before blocking the pissed sorcerer's attack with his cuffs.
Oh.
You let them spar, watching on the sidelines as you wait for the perfect time to interfere.
When Stephen gets knocked back to the wall, you take the chance and run towards Mordo, using your momentum you slam him to the wall and knock your head to his, effectively breaking his nose.
You hiss at the pain starting to form on your forehead. A swing from your opponent's sword nearly cuts your face off but you were quick to back away and block the other slash of Mordo's sword with your cuffs, copying Dr. Strange's previous moves just a few moments ago, successfully breaking you free from your restraints.
Mordo realizes this and he looks up at you wide eyed,
"Checkmate, bitch."
~🌕~
Running down the halls of this blandly painted place as you try to find your way back to America, you hear Stephen call out to you.
"What!?" You breathlessly questioned the sorcerer who's catching up behind you.
"Shouldn't you be finding your–well other you's–spouse..?" He stops your running as he holds your elbow.
The same draft that disturbed the sidewalk awhile ago permeates the empty hallway.
"I don't need to. I was only trying to find you a way out before I go." You said softly to the baritoned man.
"Go. Find America. I'll catch up to you– Don't worry about me." You cut off his unsaid concerned question.
"I'm in safe hands." You smiled up at Stephen and tapped the back of his hand that held you, "I'll be there before you know it."
He nods and gives a last scan around the hallway and you, before sprinting to find the teen.
The wind, seeming to be stronger now than before, pushes you to the hallway opposite to where Strange ran into. Abiding to its request you scurry down the hallway. You were suddenly pushed behind a pillar, expecting impact, you yelped and covered your face with both of your arms.
But the pain didn't come.
Instead, you were met with a soft embrace.
Startled at the stranger's boldness, you tried to push them away from you but a familiar, yet raspy, voice made you freeze.
"Hey, it's okay baby. It's okay, it's me, it's us."
You look up and see the face of your human lovers, only that.. it wasn't them. They looked… malnourished.. Familiar dark eyes who looked like they haven't had a moment to have a small nap glances back to you, his stubble now grown into a full beard peppered with white hairs as well as his curls, now long and is hastily pulled into a half ponytail. He's wearing a greyish white long sleeve and pants, right..they escaped from prison at your arrival.
"You.. you do know I'm not–"
"Yes, love, we know but–" Steven's soft and tearful gaze holds yours, his hands clambers up to your face as he took a sharp breath in, "–we," He swallows "–we couldn't waste the chance to see you again, darling–" His croaky voice is cut off by a sob and pulls you to a crushing hug.
You let him hug you like there's no tomorrow, wrapping your arms around his neck, you turn your head and plant a longing kiss on his temple.
The action made the man's knees give out, a heart-wrenching sob loud on your ears as you let him pull you down with him.
Curses and prayers in Spanish break the atmosphere, you let out a wet chuckle, missing your own moon boys as you hold their other version in your arms.
"Nuestro querido hechicero, te echamos mucho de menos." The Latino's trembling voice and vice grip on your robes had you in tears–again–now too.
You sniffle, you look around the room and notice that you all are in some kind of an abandoned chamber of the building. You didn't examine much more of it as you closed your eyes, letting you and them have their moment.
Another rush of wind blows your form, you open your eyes to see Khonshu, standing behind his avatar in his godly gauzed glory.
"Khon.."
"Beloved.."
The god falls to his knees and he places his hand on the side of your face.
"Why are you here? Did our other version fail to do their job? To protect you from all harm?"
The god growled as he asked, you can hear the wrappings on his other hand grow taut and splinter as he grips his staff tightly. The man gingerly pulls you away from him but keeps his hands on your sides, letting the rough hand of the god slide away from your face.
You chuckle, lacking any mirth, as you look between the two, "More like I succeeded in being an asshole." You scrunch your nose as you sniffle, rubbing it with the knuckle of your forefinger and glance down to your lap.
"I… may or may not have removed a spell–spells–that helps them to communicate with me properly. I uh.. removed it at the last second so that they'd be… stupefied of the situation.. and give me time to… leave them.."
You quietly explained to them, holding your gaze down on your fingers as you played with it, rubbing and squeezing each phalange to distract yourself from your current predicament.
His hands left your side as he places it on top of yours, stopping you, and engulfs it with his large, calloused ones.
"You've always liked to put yourself in front of danger, sweetheart."
Marc croakily comments, you can hear his smile through his worn out voice. You laugh a little, remembering your Marc's same use of phrase when you came home with cuts and bruises.
"Which sadly led us to this predicament.." Khonshu adds with a mournful sigh, moving to your side and also places his inhumanly large hands below yours, cupping it and squeezing gingerly.
That made you look up, Marc meets your thoughtful yet confused gaze.
"What do you mean?" You inquire, tilting your head slightly to the side in curiosity.
This salt and pepper look that time has given them, is making things inside you do flips but obviously now's not the time to ogle.
"You save me–us–from that blast, darling."
Oh….oh
We were supposed to be the target, and.. well.. I think you know the rest…"
Steven casts his puffy eyes down, possibly reminiscing the moment you–their you–died.
You reach out to his face, his beard tickling your palms as you thumb his cheekbones. "Hey–" Your sentence halts at the shaking of the building.
Snapping you back to what you're supposed to be doing, you glance back and forth between them as you swallow.
Marc– wait, that gaze–Jake nods and Khonshu releases your hand. They stand up from their position, "You must go now, beloved. I may have been able to stop time for a minute, any longer could have caused an incursion."
He did what– Incusrs–oh shit.
"Okay, amazing–the stopping time thing I mean–" you grunt as you let them pull you up from the floor, "–uncool to the incursion part." You sniffle again as you dust your knees off.
You hear the Latino's distinct chortle making you smirk, your bad humor never fails to make them laugh, even in a different universe, good to know. You smile at that. Another shake disturbs the moment.
You groan internally.
You look around the room as you try to find the exit, but Jake beats you to it. He grasps your hand, his black and white tactical suit–the very same your own Jake uses–engulfs his form as he pulls you and runs to the wall across the room.
You close your eyes bracing for impact, "You don't trust us, ¿mí amor?" Jake's modulated teasing coaxes you to open them and see that you are now on an entirely different side of the building, possibly its underside as it looks like you're in a tunnel.
"You can teleport?!"
"Why, can't your Moon Knight not?" The tactical gear shifts into a three-piece suit, the muffled posh accent asks, curiosity shining through his moonlit eyes.
"No!"
You hear him laugh as he pulls you, again, to run down the leaking tunnel. You hear multiple footsteps behind you, looking over your shoulder you see familiar faces.
"Wait– Steven!" You call out to the avatar and stopped in your tracks, "America!! Stephen!! Christine!!" You greeted them with a wide smile, relieved to find them alive. They greeted you back but in a horrified and hurried manner.
"Don't stop running! She's tailing right behind them!!"
True to Khonshu's words, you see the Scarlet Witch limping just behind them. You hear the familiar sound of clothes shifting before you are once again pulled to run, this time by Marc.
The trio catches up to you. You were about to cast a spell but you were hurled to Moon Knight's shoulder, a squeak leaves past your mouth at the sudden move. "Marc!!" You say as you lightly hit his caped back.
"Sorry sweetheart, can't risk it!!" He says as he runs past the trio.
"I hate you–" "No, you don't." "Yeah, no, I don't."
"I'm sorry to break your guys' moment but who is this?!" Christine asks between breaths while running beside Stephen–the sorcerer–behind Marc.
"The Moon Knight!!" America answers her before you could, excitedly if you may add.
"You've got yourself a multiversal fan, Marc."
"I'll sign their shirt later."
As Christine closes the last barrier, you all catch your breath. Marc finally puts you down, his mask unfurling from his face to show his worried gaze. He cups your cheek in both hands, you lay your on top of his.
A silent agreement was made.
"Please, be careful out there." You whisper as you lean to his weary hand.
"We will."
"Keep this look, I love it on you." You smirk and kiss their palm, noting that the other two are co-fronting as their suits are clashing together, making a beautiful mix of ceremonial, tactical, and prim and proper.
"Noted." They cheekily replied, Jake's signature smirk morphing with Marc's low voice and Steven's shy eyes.
You look over to the moon god, huffing you sprint to his form and hug his torso, missing your moon god. You feel him return the hug, and a warm surge of magic flows through you.
You escape his embrace as you look up to him with wide eyes.
"A small blessing to protect you from that witch's magic."
You gaped at him, your god wasn't able to do so because you didn't give him a chance. You hug him again, mumbling thank you's to his stomach.
"You know we could use that blessing as well." Stephen chides, you chuckle at your friend's comment.
"I'm afraid only those who worship me can receive my blessing, Stephen Strange."
The Egyptian god lets you go. You hear the sorcerer scoff in disbelief at the god's response.
You glance back and forth between your Moon Knight and his god.
"Go. Now, please."
They nodded and disappeared from your very eyes. You gulp and face the closed off end of the tunnel. Waiting for the inevitable.
But a white-suited fella with glowing eyes materializes in front of you and steals a kiss on your cheek with a hurried, "Goodbye love! Our autograph will have to be moved on a later date," and disappears once again.
Gods you don't deserve these men.
Your fawning over for your lovers is cut short as a shrill voice echoes across the tunnel.
Since when did this became a fucking horror movie?!
~🌖~
You landed gracefully on your feet as you hopped off from the door after Christine, standing back up, your eyes wandered around the interior of the place.
"This is the gap junction, the place between universes."
You hum at the red head's words, distracted at the colorful space and floating rubbles, before you lock your gaze at the shining blue book.
"The book of Vishanti." You mumble in adoration.
You approach the stand as Stephen walks up the stairs. You hold your breath as he grasps it in his hand, expecting a trap to drop itself on your party.
As Stephen dislodges the book from its holder, and no traps emerging, you sigh in relief, chuckling as you glance back to the teen and Christine, victory seems to be on your side now.
Something caught your eye behind the teen but you brushed it off.
Once your brain caught up to what you saw you did a double take, yet it was too late.
"AMERICA–"
You really shouldn't have jinxed it.
America shrieks as she grasps her hair, being pulled back by the Scarlet Witch.
You jump in front of Christine as you shoot a fiery beam at the rogue magic wielder, Stephen doing the same.
You see her struggle from both of you's attacks. Good.
But she pushed through. Damnit.
You grunt as you feel yourself being physically pushed back by the intensity of the clash between eldritch and chaos magic.
The red chaos magic pulses and pulses until it reaches you, breaking yours and Stephen's spell and flinging you both, You groan as your back hits the floor.
A sizzle of something burning made you snap your head up to its source.
The book of Vishanti.. it's.. gone.. Eaten by the red fiery flames.
Your only hope in defeating the Scarlet Witch. Gone. Reduced to ashes.
You look up at Strange as you sit up, despair in both your eyes as it meets. A gasp tears from your throat as you feel something burning wrap itself around your form, red mist lifting you up from the ground, alongside Christine and Stephen.
A guttural growl vibrates low on your throat as you try to escape her grasp, even if you knew it was futile.
But, you fell on your butt as you wiggled out of the witch's grasp. You flinched at the contact but quickly recovered as you stood up.
Panting, you look at her and your arms in shock. Shimmering white lines appeared in places where the chaos magic touched you.
Khonshu's Blessing!
You prayed to your god as you thanked him before blasting Maximoff off America.
Your face twisting to something sinister, she was able to block your attack but it distracted her enough to drop your colleague and friends. Summoning a whip on your other hand, you flick it and let it wrap around America's form and tug her to you.
"It's okay kid! I got you!"
The witch is faster though. She was able to have her hold again on the teen and it has now become a human tug of war.
The former Sorcerer Supreme casts a stronger spell.
It was her turn to be pushed back by the forces of your magic.
Yours and Stephen's eldritch magic now winning against her chaos magic. Your yellow beams become brighter as you walk forward, summoning more ropes in on your other hand to grasp America and pull her to you. The red mist becomes shorter as it fights against yours, and weaker around America's form as you tug her to safety.
You hear Wanda scream on top of her lungs and her chaos magic explodes and wrecks the place. Pushing you off your balance and effectively severs your focus as you're hurled back to a pillar.
Your head hits the concrete slab, black covers your vision.
~🌗~
Cold. Very fucking cold is the first thing that you noticed as you came back to consciousness.
You woke up with a gasp. A pulsing pain on your skull made you moan silently in pain.
The cold hard thing on your face slowly registers in your brain that you are laying face down and front on the ground.
Blinking and shaking your head, you take your time in pushing yourself up from the freezing concrete, you hope Khonshu's blessing has protected your brain from concussion.
"Dreamwalking, you hypocrite!!"
You took a sharp intake of breath through your clenched teeth in hearing Maximoff's voice. Right, shit. You've thought it has ended when you passed out.
Grunting, you stumble up to your feet and face the ongoing fight. Scarlet Witch fighting… who or what the hell is that?!
Nevermind that, if that…thing is fighting against her then it or they might be on your side.
You see America being held up by the chaos magic on top of a slab– "America!!"
Making various hand signs, you cast a spell to break her free from its grasp. Magical circular runes appear before you, you pull your arm back and watch as the orange sparkling circles separate in bands and the red mist disperse from the teen's wrists and ankles.
You twist your wrists and push your hands to the front, softening her landing on the slab as it becomes foam in nature momentarily by your spell.
Dropping your stance, you run to her side and place your hand on her forehead, scanning her form up and down you ask worriedly, "Are you okay? Are you hurt? Please tell me you're okay–"
"I'm fine." America pants as she looks down on the slab–now very soft and squishy to touch–as you pull her up and off it.
The sharp wailing from the ongoing fight in front of the–you just noticed–Darkhold Castle made both of your heads turn.
What looks to be dementors circle themselves around Maximoff. Wong standing on the front edge of the place–since when did he get here?– and a zombie looking sorcerer holding her hand out to where the Scarlet Witch is struggling in keeping the dementor things away from her.
You swear you've seen that zombie somewhere.
You two watch as the zombie ally uses the dementors as a cage and brings them over to Wong. He casts a spell to keep them locked in, he's struggling to keep it there.
"Stay here." You ordered the teen and squeezed her bicep lightly before running to assist Wong.
You do the same hand gestures Wong used and strengthened the magic capsule.
"Nice of you to join the party."
Comments Wong with a grunt, you chuckle tightly as you try to keep your hand steady.
"You know I wouldn't miss it for the world–"
The witch is still able to reach her arm out of the magical cage you and Wong have put her in.
Wong notices this and yells to the zombie ally "She's still breaking free!!"
"Hold her!!" Yelled the zombie back.
"Strange!!"
The zombie is.. Strange?? Well that explains why he looks oddly fucking familiar–
"Take America's power–"
"No!" You intervene, looking back and forth between the Asian man and the corpse in aggravation. "There must be an–"
The spell you and Wong are using is breaking–
"There's no other way!!" The sorcerer supreme pants, despair painted all over his face as he glances at you then back to Stephen.
You hiss as your muscles strains in keeping the spell up.
"No. This is the only way." You hear Stephen rasp.
The witch breaks free and her force once again flings you across the room, this time you were ready to use a spell to stop yourself from hitting the wall and lunged yourself back to her.
Not expecting the attack, she wasn't able to counter and you were able to tackle her to the ground.
She groans as her back hits the ground, you roll to the side and prepare to cast another spell.
Before you could, she hits you with her red mist square on the torso and pushed you back to the stairs. Whatever spell she used didn't affect you, you could see the confusion in her eyes as she looked down on her glowing hands then back to you.
"Thank you Khonshu–"
She flings another spell, what you thought towards you and so you raised your forearm and formed a shield, but hearing a hoarse pained yelp beside you, you were wrong.
You drop your shield and see your zombie friend's arm being toasted to ash.
As you are about to use your magic on Maximoff, America beats you to it as her fist meets the other female's face, punching her square on the jaw.
Blue tinted magic erupted from that punch and multiple star-shaped portals formed behind the witch.
"YES!! AMERICA FUCKING KICK HER ASS!!"
You couldn't help but cheer for the teen. You hear a gritty chuckle behind you, you look over to your half-fried zombie friend.
"I have a lot of questions.."
"Save them for later." He replies as he tries to sit up. You walk over to his side and help him with that.
"Might forget it." You whine, pulling him up to the stairs.
"Then don't forget it."
"Even in death you're still sassy as fuck." You grumble as you scrunch your nose. "You smell!" You lightly push his rotting arm with your palm.
"I don't exactly think dead people have hygiene." He rolled his misty sunken eyes and turned his attention back to the fight.
He sees the teen about to approach the raging witch, "Don't!"
The teen stops and turns to him and you.
"Not yet."
America nods, she looks up at you and you give her a small unsure yet reassuring smile.
You watch as Wanda drops to her knees, as her other version approaches her and gingerly cups her face. Her other version says something to her that you couldn't hear.
America pushes the portal away from the Scarlet Witch and closes it. Leaving her kneeling on the snow-covered ground.
She suddenly rose from her feet and brought herself on the slab.
The castle, unstable from the fight, shakes violently. You stable yourself on the hexagonal–back to its original hardened state–slab.
America runs to you and Stephen, "What now?" She asks, panting as she looks between you and the animated corpse beside you.
"Get out of here." Stephen rasps out an order, "All three of you–"
"What about you?!" You ask, clueless of Stephen's predicament.
"We'll find him, don't worry. Come on!" The teen takes your hand and brings you to the front, you look back to Stephen then to Wanda.
"Hey." You called out to the girl in maroon, feeling as if you had to have something to say to her even though you have nothing in mind.
The teen stops in her tracks, Wanda looks at you with glossy eyes, you rack your brain whatever you wanted to say to her and settle on, "Do the right thing, please."
She casts her eyes down and nods. America tugs you again and you two cross the blue portal, Wong already waiting for you on the other side.
The last thing you saw was Wanda raising her glowing hands before the portal closed.
Exhaling deeply you turn to the teen and the sorcerer supreme beside you.
America latches her arms around your neck, making you stumble back a few steps from the sudden hug attack. You chuckle and return the embrace, rocking her side to side.
"Thank you."
"I didn't even do much, kid." You tell her as she pulls herself off, "Stephen is the one that you should thank." You give her a small smile, tucking her hair behind her ear.
"You still saved me and it means a lot to me."
She gratefully grins at you, eyes shimmering in childish joy before hugging you again.
You bite your lip as you try not to cry, this kid is so sweet.
You glance at Wong, he only watches you both with a tired smile on his face. You wanted to offer your hand and bring him in for a group hug but the man isn't exactly a hugger.
You look around the place, you're back in Kamar-taj. The temple is crumbling and surrounded by its debris.
"Well this needs one hell of a repair."
Your comment earns a groan and small giggle.
~🌘~
After taking Stephen back to your universe–only then you knew that he was dreamwalking–repair work and burying the brave sorcerers took place. You helped around a bit while anxiously thinking of your boys back in London.
Possibly sensing your anxiety, the former sorcerer supreme approaches you after you move a debris out of the way.
"Here." He takes your wrist and places a sling ring on your open palm.
"Wha–" You look up to him in confusion. It's good to see his not rotting face.
"Go home. We'll take it from here." Stephen smiles down at you and pats your bicep. He was about to walk away but you stopped him with a hug, expressing your gratitude through actions. Unlike the current sorcerer supreme, this man might act like he is not a hugger when in reality it's obviously the exact opposite.
"Okay, no need for that." He groans above you, you only chuckle, you feel him return the hug eventually and you grin widely.
"You're a softie, admit it."
"Shut up and just go." He gently pries you off him, you let him push you away, unwrapping your arms from his torso.
"Good to see you alive and fresh, Stephen."
"Don't make me take back the sling ring."
~🌑~
Taking a deep breath you open a portal right outside the door of the boys' flat. You nibble your lower lip. You feel your heart hammer inside your chest, the portal closing behind you after you enter it.
"okay, okay, okay–" You whisper, bracing yourself as you raise your fist, ready to rap on the door but it swung open before your knuckle met the wood.
You lock eyes with red, puffy ones. Seeing their glossy eyes, you remember the Earth-838's moon knight system and their pain.
You gulp, unsure of who's fronting at the moment you greet them with a soft and timid, "Hey.." as you drop your hand beside you and pinch the skin of your middle finger with the nail of your thumb.
"I'm so–" You were pulled inside the room before you could continue and arms wrapped around you. Tears gather in your eyes as the feeling of safety and home hits your senses. Sniffling you wrap your own around his and grip the fabric of his blue sweater tightly, burying your face on his shoulder.
"I'm sorry." You croak out to his shirt, inhaling through your mouth, you sob and repeat the phrase over and over again. You hate seeing them hurt and being the one who inflicted it, but you had a job to do. One that would not only save the world but most importantly them.
"I had to–" "We know sweetheart, we know, we're sorry too."
Gasping for air, you feel yourself being pulled down by gravity, your knees having given out on you as the fatigue from running, casting spells, running again and crying crashes on you like a boulder was dropped on you. He lets you bring them down with you on the floor.
"Dearest," Khonshu calls your name, soft and hurt. You look up from your human boyfriend's shoulder and see your godly sitting on his calves, trying to grasp your hand.
As it phased through, you pull yourself away slightly from the moon knight system's embrace and cast the spells you had used earlier.
Marc's fellow alters materialize in the room with you and Khonshu can once again interact with the mortal plane.
You were immediately tackled with hugs, both human and god,
"Please, don't do that again." Steven mutters on your neck.
"I won't, I promise I won't." In a trembling whisper, you swore with your life.
"God–why do you like to put yourself in front of danger." Marc grumbles on your chest. You chuckle, remembering the many times he had said the same thing, as well as 838Marc.
"I myself have no clue, Spector." The bird god murmurs above as he places his beak on top of your head.
"I don't think he's talking to you, bird." Steven deadpans as he nuzzles on your neck.
Jake chuckles, his mustache tickling the other side of your neck as he had made himself home there, and remarks, "I don't think our hombre will ever realize that."
The rest of you laugh aside from the god above you as he grumbles cusses in an ancient language.
~🌙~
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hello fellow asian @lecver thank you for the tag!!
Are you named after anyone?
an X-files actress and/or my mum’s neighbour
When was the last you cried?
maybe last year, can’t really recall
Do you have kids?
😭 my bloodline ends with me
What sports do you play/have you played?
tennis!! i used to play badminton & swim when i was younger. i’ve also tried pickleball in school but it’s so so lol
Do you use sarcasm?
funny question 😭
What is the first thing you notice about people?
clothes, hair colour, eye colour
What is your eye color?
brown
Scary movies or happy endings?
i cannot stand horror movies at all
Any talents?
oversleeping 💀
Where were you born?
singapore!
What are your hobbies?
playing tennis, watching tennis, getting angry over charles leclerc. i like reading & writing too
Do you have any pets?
i used to have hamsters, they died in 2022. my dad now keeps fish and it’s the same house so
How tall are you?
160cm
Favorite subject at school?
literature, politics, biology
Dream job?
researcher
tagging @verstappenclerc @monacodarling @altavelocita @baiuzennsenn @jgetawaycar @norrisgp @hungriestheidi if you’ve been tagged before im so sorry 😭
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whoaa cool blog hey!!! can i have a south park matchup :-)
im a teen in high school and my style is kind of slightly-alternative??? like a middle schooler would call me emo but also it's just smudged eyeliner and fluffy bleached hair- i dress more like uhh https://pin.it/6yJ99JL that general look
i like the cure and the smiths and radiohead and loser music idk
i'm a dude but also i'm like SO high maintenance- i'll show up to school 15 minutes late with my eyeliner and fake freckles and curled hair. i once dide show uo to school because my hair iron broke and i look stupid with my natural 1a hair its like a bowl cut
i'll show up to 4th period after luncj with an iced coffee and red bull and finish both by the bell- teachers have emailed me about it 😭
my personality is like. hmm
i act really aloof and probably kind of awkward and rude because i dont know how to talk to people
but once you get to know me im actyally like insane like INSANE
i dont shut up i will NEVER shut up i will text you at 1am and be like "do you think it would be good if i put ketchup in macking cheese is that normal"
but despite that i'm surprisingly emotionally intelligent- something i take pride in
i'm very reasonable in conflict and i can separate emotion from logic
plus i'm really good at articulating myself!!! i can communicate well and i' patient with a lot of people
also im kind of a dumbass but i also have a 4.0 gpa and i do competetive classical piano (sterotypical asian kid moment)
HEY ANON!! :P
So first of all, you seem so cool like HAIDBDINDJFBDBBD/pos
Second of all, you didn't add what kind of relationship you wanted, so I'm just going to go with a platonic one (I hope that's okay😭)
Also, I hope you read the rules because I say there that I am not good at South Park matchups, so don't expect me to be a really accurate person😞
Not proof read!! (Usually never is sorry)
Anyway!! You're matchup isssss.....
Kenny Mccormick
He did call you emo once, but that was with Cartman😭
Sometimes, during school, he'll see you be there for like an hour and then leave, and he's wondering what you're doing and why you leave so early, especially in your grade
But then he doesn't really mind, what's his business
When he apologizes for calling you emo, you both get to know each other better
He LOVES your insane personality/p (platonic)
You're like his older sibling, and you'll both cause mischief together sometimes
Also, he doesn't really care if you don't shut up
You both would text random shit during 1am fr💀
*Readers name* - Do you think it would be good if I put ketchup in Mac n cheese is that normal?
Kenny - Put mustard on it too
He's also really happy that you sometimes have your serious moments
Is also happy that you care and is really grateful that you have patience
YOU PLAY PIANO??
"Can you play the among us theme song?"
Would ask you so many things about why you play the piano
He didn't expect it
Will be angry if Cartman comments "Asian kid" to you for playing the piano
He'll see you sometimes in the hallway and chat with you for a while
When he introduces you to Cartman, Kyle and Stan they were scared and thought you kind of seemed cool
But Cartman called you emo and then they left
Kenny was still there, tho and apologized for him💀
He texts you 24/7 and sends the most random sh1t ever
You don't know how he got your number
I think you both would be sending weird shit together, having a silly talk🤩
You collect random stuff? He'll give you random stuff
In the hallways, he gives you a small piece of metal and walks away
Also, your nickname is Crow now
YAY I'M FINALLY DONE AND I HAD MOTIVATION😍
I hope you have a good day/night anon!♡/p
#kenny mccormick#Kenny#kentucky fried chicken#kentucky#💀#aaaaaa#whoppers#matchups#south park#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#im tired#Good night#nevermind lol
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oh i ve got a sigma theory too,,,,
well because i'm greek and i really want the character named after a greek letter actually,,,,, being greek (so yeah i am both biased and projecting).
my bet is his Yiorgos Seferis/ George Seferis. Σεφέρης, his last name, starts with a Sigma letter, his patronymic is also Stelios which also starts with sigma, making his full name Γιώργος Σ. Σεφέρης (Yiorgos Sigma Seferis).
second, he isn't just some random poet, he won the Nobel Prize, and much of his work has been translated to japanese.
then his life, he was exiled from his birthplace of Izmir with his family (a few years before the rest of the minor asian greeks were victims of genocide) he spend many years working outside greece in foreign countries, exile and wandering are the main subejects in most of his poems (sigma backstory!!!!)
and last but not least, his most famous poem is "Helen" it takes too much time to explain this poem but i ll do the summary:
the poem goes that there was no Helen in Troy, the real Helen was sent by the gods to Egypt and what was in troy was a "cloud" a fake Helen made by Them. Helen in this poem was a pawn to the gods, something to start their war and keep it going. The poem is the soldiers reaction to finding out that it was all for nothing.
heres the most known part:
"And the rivers swelling, blood in their silt,
all for a linen undulation, a filmy cloud,
a butterfly’s flicker, a wisp of swan’s down,
an empty tunic — all for a Helen."
this turned out too long, i am sorry, you can just delete it i just needed to scream abt it. It just makes a lot of sense to me and i can see sigma being isnpired by this poem about yk, a human that doesn't actually exist being used for a war and all that follows.
“so yeah i am both biased and projecting” is such a mood 💀 and dw im ngl ur theory makes a lot of sense if we look at the plot….so maybe ur onto something fr.
and i like that poem ;)
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I sent you message a few days ago about traditional women and dating and I think it didn't send because of my shitty computer u.u I guess I'll write something similar.
Anyways, if I was a grifter or e-beggar I'd also cater to right wingers because they tend to have more money than leftists. I remember this black woman who posted on twitter about how she got kicked out of her house for supporting Trump, alongside a photo of herself wearing a MAGA hat partially obscuring her face. She asked for donations to help her desperate situation, and right wingers literally gave her thousands of dollars thinking she was one of them. Later, it was revealed she was lying and wasn't a trumper or kicked out of her house, and she simply dissapeared with all of their money. Don't know what happened after, if she ever got caught or what, she might still be enjoying all that conservative money for all I know.
Cant say I understand this mentality; I could never betray my own race or sex or culture just for some conservative money, I just have too much dignity and respect for that
I actually have a friend that hangs with conservatives and right wingers, and she has told me that trad men and the like tell her that they tend to find the women in their circles boring. Which makes sense if you think about it, as these women usually limit themselves to "femenine" hobbies and skills, thus meaning that these "masculine" trad men end up finding little in common with them that they can bond over and have fun with. There's also the fact that some of these tradwomen convince themselves they have to dumb themselves down to attract any of these "manly" men, so these men end up dealing with women that can't keep up with them intellectually and dont offer them a mental challenge, thus boring them to death.
Another point is that many of these tradfems are too "man pleasing", and while these ladies brag about hating hookup culture and having standards and hating sex positivity, they end up coming as too "easy" to many of these men. Because while this woman respects and strokes your ego as a man, she might as well be doing it to any other man that gives her a crumb of attention, meaning that there's no respect or admiration to be won from her, you're not special to her and there's no "chase" or "challenge". It has been pointed out before that many of these men don't date any of these tradwomen, usually prefering other type of ladies.
The fact that some of these women can't find a man in these traditional spaces is weird as hell considering there's more redpilled or tradmen than women. There's something sketchy going on, like you'd have to be completely repulsive in basically every way to not be able to find someone, even if its bottom of the barrel tradmen. It's just suspicious.
And lately, it makes sense that some white tradmen end up dating asian and black women even if they're white supremacists or whatever. They might talk about how superior the white race is, but ultimately they're straight men so obviously they're going to be attracted to women of other races too. And many of these women, while raised in traditional societies, still have standards for their men and expect them to fullful the male role and be providers and protectors aka they're not impressed by any man.
My original message was better written and mcuh more coherent, but im ok as long as this one sends....
SORRY ANON FOR BEING SO LATE REPLYING THAT YOU ASK LOST 😭😭
It's here
I think shoe0nhead is a good cautionary tale of how far being a pickme will lead you to. Homegirl has been wasting years of her "young & breedable" years with a master scrote who never married her, left her for another (ironically older) woman, and now is being clowned by rightoid scrotes (who are a good chunk of her audience) for being old and degrading herself for the man who didn't marry her 🥴
She didn't even celebrate her turning 30 💀 I guess she's getting highly defensive of not being able to milk her youthfulness for her pandering grift anymore 👀
She just got financé by her new boyfriend who's a Christian so I hope he'll eventually marry her but it's interesting how despite doing the most for all those years she never managed to tie the knot earlier..
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Ok first of all seonghwa looks way too good? Like…for what? Dude :,)
I somehow can imagine yunho saying habibi 👁👄👁
Also i have been wondering for a long time what…”type” of asian you are? LIKE WHERE ARE YOU FROM AHH
(ofc you dont have to answer if its too private)
~🪐
rIGHT HIS PROPORTIONS TOO 😮💨🤚🏼 no bc i thought mingi would yell a habibi out jfbjfbf arabteez era when 😭😭😭 ah that’s absolute no worries im south asian!! <3
2/4 AYO IS 🤗 ANON OK?! Even if it is nothing major i wish you speedy recovery 🥺
I guess they are not so 🤗 anymore (i am sorry if the pun is not appropriate /gen💀…come on its funny tho)
NO BC FR BESTIE WHERE U GO ???? ARE U GETTING THE TREATMENT HELLO
HEY LMFAOOOO 🪐 ANON GET OUT FBWNFHEK
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hii, the one who requested bpd reader again! im not sure if this is too much but ive been doing pretty well lately (being responsible and taking my meds, going to therapy, support groups, and all that) but lately ive been getting a little too tempted to relapse so, if its not to hurtful of an idea, is there any chance you could write some headcanons with the bonten guys for a S/O whos doing their best to not relapse in MDMA addiction. its not an emergency by any means, i just think itd be nice to have a little motivation on the days it gets a little too tempting. i get if its too tough of a subject, thank you in advance :) (also sorry if this is tmi)
Hi again, I really wanted to give you motivation so of course I’ll fulfill your request. I hope that this will help you on the days you really need it. I wish the best for you! <3 (Sorry for the long wait, I hope you have a wonderful day/night. Also if this isn’t what you wanted you can always tell me and I can rewrite your request!)
Bonten encouraging their S/O to not relapse
↳GN Reader
Request Rules ➣ Masterlist
-He’s trying his best, A for effort
-He would search online for tips and then recite them back to you (but the thing is that he sounds so robotic when he’s telling you ways to prevent relapsing that it doesn’t really help)
-He’s always observing you and calculating in his head on what he should do and how to make you happy
-Best S/O, but extra af (in the best way possible)
-Would make a slideshow explaining reasons why you shouldn’t relapse (he got a little too passionate with the slides)
-Have long talks with you and make sure he’s always a call away or a feet away
-He would buy you a plushie that you could talk about your problems with when he’s not there with you. A bonus is that you can also take your frustration out on that plushie😀
-I’m sorry to say this but he is the worst influence, he wouldn’t be able to encourage you…
-Not gonna lie he would convince you to relapse💀
-Definition of actions speak louder than words
-Always does these kind gestures (Like sharing his food with you and we know how picky he is with who he shares his food with, you’re the only exception🥺)
-He knows that he’s not the best at communicating so he would leave letters for you saying how he’ll always be there for you and how much he loves you
-Best S/O pt. 2
-Often takes you out to do something fun to get your mind off your addiction
-You don’t have to say anything and he knows what to do
-Listens to you whenever you need someone to talk to about your problems
-Super supportive, and always so patient with you
-Provides everything you need
-He would book a spa retreat trip just so you could relax and unwind
-Asian mom mode activated: you say you like one thing and he’ll buy you a whole bulk of that item
-Constantly asks if you need anything and that he’ll get it for you
#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers imagines#tokyo revengers scenarios#tokyo revengers headcanons#tokrev x reader#tokrev x you#tokyo revengers bonten#bonten x reader#rindou x reader#rindou x you#ran x reader#ran x you#sanzu x reader#sanzu x you#mikey x reader#mikey x you#kakucho x reader#kakucho x you#koko x reader#koko x you#yeosatinyngz#yeosatinyngz requests
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i'm sorry, idk if you've already posted about it but what does your username mean?
i think i have posted about it 😭
tohoku is a place in japan. i started studying east asian cultures over quarantine and studied japan the most. it was because i started watching anime and i found it cool when they mentioned places in one show and then i’d hear it in another. so i started studying japanese geography.
i was absolutely amazed by the distance between sendaii and tokyo ! i didn’t know they were that far apart 😭
but i started looking at other places too, like kyoto, osaka, saitama and okayama !
the one that stuck out to me the most was tohoku. i come from pakistan, so i’m native to the mountains and hills of the north (although, im not from the north 😭) but i’ve been to khyber pakhtunkwa (kpk is the northern state of pakistan where the language of pashto is primarily spoken and it’s full of green hills and mountains)
anyway, i just thought it was the most beautiful place in japan. i was in love with the quaint homes in the eyes of the mountains, the little towns between the ridges and valleys and i just admired the entire structure of the region, so i set myself to one day visit and i don’t have enough money or the time yet but i’m going to go one day 😭 i’m so set on it !
just fell in love with the region so.. i think that’s all there is. i hope it doesn’t come off in a weird way where it seems like i’m trying to be like a japaneseboo or something like that ! i’m def not !
i just really like learning about other cultures and i’m american… there’s only so much culture and knowledge you can soak up living in a dominantly white country, so i like being able to learn about the traditions of other countries and stuff
another fun fact ! the rock is half samoan ?? i didn’t know that until i did research on where jason momoa was from bc i was curious 💀
#the US educational system doesn’t teach enough about other cultures#:/#so i took it into my own hands#hades asks {💡}
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OMGGGG okay so I did a 4 day bender and I cannot do that again 😭😭 uh I was trixie, a bratz doll, an angel, and then a captain! and they all worked out really wellll I have some selfies I can send you but I think I have to submit it? I’ll have to figure that out. anyway so we went to this bar and I don’t know if this counts as being hit on? but some 30 year old man approached me 😭 and was like omg you’re so pretty and apparently asked if I was Korean??? but anyway he is some trader from cali WHO WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL AS ME AND GRADUATED IN 2010???!?!!!?? anyway yeah white guy with an Asian fetish 😆 uhhh I learned that apparently like not really remembering most of the night when you get drunk is considered blacking out????? like I thought it was only when you couldn’t remember the entire night and I didn’t know that so now I know I black out basically everytime I drink, which I am not proud of and need to fix and I fall a lot, so now I have a huge bruise 💀 so like overall, my weekend was really fun!! I wore these cheap ass wigs but I made it work—esp for my trixie costume—and danced a lot which was sooo fun. but one thing I’m sad about is the fact that my friend (who lives a floor below me) has a hot ra who dressed up as a sexy firefighter???? AND I DIDNT SEE HIM BUT HE WAS LIKE “oh I saw you when I was in line but I didn’t want to lose my spot so I didn’t say hi” LIKE HELLO????? scream my name and I would’ve come over 😫 okay I’m going to do another ask because when I wanna make another paragraph there’s a huge space —😴
okay so anyway as I was going to say, sorry to hear about your one exam 😭😭😭 but it’s good your other exams went really well!! and speaking of I think I did really well on my theology exam too which I’m really relieved about bc I was lowkey pressed. everyday I thank the lord I’m a business major bc my friend is a bio major and she is suffering 😭😭
I know you mentioned having like a lot of papers? I had to reference the ask LMFAOOO but did you end up doing anything during halloweekend? or do you have anything planned for a thanksgiving break? if you have that? i don’t really remember if you ever mentioned where you go to school, but I thought I’d ask!!
okay now I’m going to figure out how to send my pics so yeah LMAO —😴
bestie i saw ur pics and ur hand in marriage pls....you LOOKED SO GOOD!!! the trixie costume??? MWAH!!!
omg girl not the white dude with an asian fetish 😭 it's a rite of passage atp 🤢 honestly, i always considered blacking out not remembering the entire night, but also i've never blacked out or gotten hungover bc i just don't LMAO im glad u had fun though!! sounds like a wild weekend!! ur first college experiences are always the most fun bc being away from ur parents for the first time makes u unhinged it's great
i only went out on friday bc my friend had a costume party and afterwards went out clubbing but i ended up coming home at 6 in the morning and i was so tired i didn't want to do anything else for the rest of the weekend 😣 my social meter was in the negative after that rip so on halloween i basically stayed in and did my homework like a good student HAHA i don't wanna post where i go on this blog 😭 (im pretty sure most ppl know im EST) but i can dm it if u want LOLLL
i have a thanksgiving break but idk if im going home yet...i want to but at the same time #asian parents so my plans are TBD but also....college student....free food.....hmmmm
#all my friends were blasting me for playing pokemon go at the club LIKE DAMN SORRY 😭#i was outside smoking a cig and playing pokemon and this friend of a friend was like 'this bitch out here playing POKEMON!!!' 😭😭😭#like those raids aren't waiting for anyone!!!#get the hot RA's number#only if ur not living in the same dorm though bc that can get messy LOL#also girl u r GORGEOUS!! like yes.....GET IT!!!#also love how u inadvertently said ur from cali....i know u went to some competitive ass hs in the bay 💀#im jk don't let me stereotype you 😭#😴 anon
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AHAHAHAHAH EXTRA VEINY AAHAHHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭 wait is the simple classic a hairvand or wut???? i like the tape tho,, its cute UwU
and i searched dick tape on google too,,,,,,,,,,,,, lord forgive me 🙇 i think i saw something i shouldnt have. but too late now :p
later night at 12 am, ill go in front of my bathroom mirror and chant penis,,, maybe my dream of becoming a literal dick to escape all my responsibilities will be coming true soon :">
LASTLY ,, OUR HANDWRITING IS SO SIMILAR LIKE FOR REALS?#?$?#@?$ maybe i am secretly you, and you are secretly me 🤔🤔🤔 i cant send you a picture tho,, or else ill be exposing myself 💀
ok this is the legit finale,,,, are you filo?? i just found out earlier that some of the authors i follow are filo and im just shookt. all my kinds are good at hiding :"> in case you arent,, filo is filipino ! and yes i am one , sure youve figured it out by now lol tho if ure uncomfy abt exposing any of your private info,,, its fine ! im sorry in advance XOXOXO
have a good day/night !
- bs
THEY'RE BOTH DUCT TAPE 😩💔
ALSO WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH THAT ANON 😭.
Also yes, you have to chant penis in front of the mirror many times and maybe, just maybe, a rich dick CEO will come.
ALSO IDK, i thought my handwriting is bad but then if i say that i'd be indirectly saying ur penmanship is shite too 😩. Maybe we r parallels.
also its okay, i am Asian-American. I AM Filo but i'm not in the PH :,> i used to be tho
have a good day too 🕺✨
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i was going to ageee with @/sun-setter because people always used to tell me how lucky I was to have an older brother. I never felt that way haha i used to get hit by him up until i had to leave home for uni :')) and not just the "oh it's an asian thing" kind of hitting but he's temperamental and sees me as a punching bag lol so yeahhh sumtimes i cant get up or im limping and yknoeee...asian parents with their "suck it up ur the mature one" hehe :3
so Im really glad your brother is great and a blessing to you 💖 while i think my genuine dislike of men stemmed from all that experience and the idea of a good brother is something unimaginable to me, it's no nice to see someone i admire (das you, o love u and ur blog) actually having a good experience with theirs. this isn't asking for pity, okkk? but uh yeah whenever someone mentions stuff like "i wish i had a brother/brothers are the best" i go into a spiral (which isn't anyone's fault just because they're talking about it...i just have to handle my trauma well haha)
stay safe & well! 💖
yikes from the first sentence i'm already 😬😬 i agree, i don't know why people act like having siblings is automatically a great thing. you're literally - from a very young age, you suddenly have someone else you never asked for, and from day one you're expected to adapt. we don't choose our families, so yes, maybe it's lucky to have "good" siblings or a good relationship with your siblings, but that doesn't mean having someone you're stuck with for, like, fifteen years is going to be nice. especially if you have to see them every day. especially if it's like after long days you only see the worst of each other.
i'm really sorry to hear that your relationship was that awful. i can't imagine how hard that was for you, but i'm glad to hear you've at least escaped that now.
i hate when people generalize like that.... "brothers are the best" ... because having a brother just means you and one other person happened to be born into the same family. one other person. them being a brother does not make them better or worse. i feel like people have a lot of stereotypes in their minds about what it's like having a brother when in fact it does vary from family to family and you can't automatically assume it's a blessing.
ok watch me ramble abt my brother because you brought him up and my brother is my pride and joy
idk i honestly am so thankful for my brother, though. i mean, he's very awkward and isn't very good at taking care of himself, but he's also kind at heart and really passionate about a few things and creative and funny. i appreciate him a lot (also LMAO i just realized it's his 20th birthday in. three days. i suck. last year my gift to him was agreeing to finally watch doctor who with him 💀 and it was in exchange for him watching death note with me too 💀💀. also side side note he's literally playing L's theme on the piano as i'm writing this hsfdfsdhhd it's the best thing ever.) we have a lot of similar interests and even though he isn't always great at conversation or whatever he's just a solid dude and doesn't get offended at every little thing and doesn't hold grudges and just :^ lives his life the best he can. idk. i totally vibe with him. he's the reason i'm a lot of things and it goes both ways.
#elk's asks#anon! 💕#goodbye i'm sorry for rambling about my brother at you#i love my family 😗 they just get on my nerves sometimes but i feel like that's not exactly rare#especially since i happen to be a depressed teenage girl that does not know how to deal with emotions properly#ALJWKAHLKWkw#BRo HRAKT SD YOU ADMIRE ME????#WHY#WHT#KLAHWHLAW#THANK YOU !! ??#🧍♀️ im sorta embarassed now mfdkljdsf
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aww i’ll gladly respond
so colour, i have three colours that i absolutely love, first being purple. legit almost every shade but this light perwinkle sort of lilac shade is my favourit. next is blue, i like the greyish blue like storm clouds or the sky while it’s raining. finally green, recently i’ve been into more deep luscious shades of green like forests, but my all time favourite is the classic sage green, so peacefun (can a colour be peaceful? idfk)
i can’t insert pictures when i’m anon so i’ll send another ask with the screenshots of the hex codes for you
number will have to be four, i was born on the fourth of april so, yeh, pre cool
animal is hard, i can’t seem to decide between wolves, elephants and dolphins (ok but like frogs too…idk don’t ask)
food, asian food. deadass. like, i’m indian so indian food but then there’s korean food and OMG FOOD
im sorry i don’t have like concrete answers i’m just really indecisive
- 🧚♀️anon
THOSE COLOURS ARE SO BEUATIFUL ESP THAT GREEN OHHHH MY FOJASUSHAUDI colours can def be peaceful for sure
APRIL 4??? that is so fun lemme put u in my calendar so i don’t forget and oh my that is a lot of diff animals to choose from
have you been to india before? my family are from zimbabwe but they moved to the uk before i was born and i was the only one in my family born in the uk until 2011 when my cousin had a baby 🥲 all of that to say i’ve only been to zimbabwe one time (2018) so ig im just curious if you’ve been to india before.. sry if that feels too personal u don’t have to tell me
i havent tried much indian food but i’ve had chapati a bunch of times (i had it w my close friend on saturday w dinner actually) i adore it (chapati is indian right? i hope im not wrong 🧎) i love japanese food & korean but i have soooo many food allergies (and anxiety) so it can be hard and annoying to make requests at restaurants and stuff bc so much EA food has the stuff im allergic to 😞
i actually had a meal with one of my friends from school a couple weeks ago and i had tteokbokki for the first time (which was big for me bc i really struggle trying new foods) but it was so so good and life changing for me
im typically really indecisive too and it makes me so irritated with myself so i recently started making lists of the things i enjoy so i always have an answer 😭
sorry this is so long i literally cannot be concise to save myself 💀
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rise and shine, lovely classmate! have a nice day (or whatever)!
'omg you need lenses' yeah... i still got questions like 'are you wearing your lenses today?' from people who know i cant see without my glasses and do wear lenses. every time im just ????
'are you an onion?' you never know... i feel sorry for these times so i say it?.. remember the first time i learnt sorry means both apologizing and feeling bad for smn, i was bros these are different words wtf...
'you were attacked?' I MEAN. shes the clingy type of drunk. shes pretty touchy in general. and YES my poor pretty butt was ATTACKED. yesterday she slapped it so unexpectedly i dropped my phone... '[pets head]' meowmeow.
'i wonder why languages thought it was a good idea to make words fem and masc' ig like ive said half logic and half why not. probably some traditions of patriarchal society that language just absorbed, maybe just logically the forms of other words that were paired with pronouns kept stable with others. we never TRULY know. maybe just a crazy king said i want to refer to a girl as neuter (its been years but still german wtf).
'ur so mean' take it after my catmom.
'why am i a baby?' 1)youre a baby 2) youre so clueless abt su so youre a baby in it TT
'im so sorry. it was like an expression' OH its ok no need to apologize so much. i see now. youre educational. but english IS indeed a rat. sorry not sorry.
'i wonder what ur teacher said' AJAHDJF no we didnt talk abt it... BUT my classmates who never even opened the book were SO loud about 'knowing its about a kink'. they were even proud? to not think 'properly' and searching for the meaning witch literature usually does but understanding its about 🤩SEX🤩 SO big brained of them. men yuck. they can and must go touch yellow snow.
but after the lesson we still talked a lil abt him being worldwife and being kinky in literally 'the encyclopedia of russian life' as one lit critic said.
WHAT THE cat drama do you have there TT tbh im so sorry for them all TT none of these pure creatures deserves to suffer from a life like this.
'you dont have to give me fic ideas everyday' still dont take all my words to heart. i know i dont. i wouldnt be able even if i wanted to💀 if im sincere or sarcastic in russian then theres a comma after sorry but if not then i try to make it less serious. witn the absence of a comma... nvm. id give you that daemon idea i teased you already as soon as your dream brainrot ends. even if its enDLESS gsijgerg sorry.
'read and fear follow war' so true so unfortunate.
'russia would come and bonk me' well not all russia. st. petersburg has a rather humid-ish climate, as i know, Far East (basically the east of russia as well as the northern(?) part of the continent. it has a common border with china so the asian influence is pretty big) is humid too. dryness is the feature of places with low temperature. everywhere. 'at least you can see the stars better' does it worth struggling with health problems?? like... the salaries in the north are higher just bc of the risks living here has💀.
but i dont end up with completely bad stuff!! that meme you replyed with ”𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤… 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬.” HGJDJFJF rhaenyras' ass must be as little as laenor's efforts to make an heir.... I WANTED TO SAY THIS PUN SM. also? ive finished hotd's bts and. i confirm that i hate rhaenyra (esp young. sorry milly). as the character. shes absolutely irresponsible, reckless and spoilt. she had everything and still was what? why? its not a new thing for a princess in the fiction to be tired and wanting to 'live alone'. but rhaenyra was showed to not do these things?.. like she merely needs to pour wine and she still flies away? remember, im judgemental. i understand her character. and understand her intentions. but i personally dont like people like this (ESP after seeing how shes comparable to my ex-friend who screwed me a couple of times bc of her irresponsibility and talked shit abt me🤩). in this case im absolutely alicent.
anyway. have a good day! good luck with all of your plans! luv u! take care <з
MY BINGBING HOLA <3
HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOK AT DIS CAT
rise and shine, lovely classmate! have a nice day (or whatever)!
i read this in the morning but i had class and did homework and a fic so its night now HAHHAHAHAH
'omg you need lenses' yeah... i still got questions like 'are you wearing your lenses today?' from people who know i cant see without my glasses and do wear lenses. every time im just ????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL press f to pay respect. f. i cant related i got 20/20 vision 🤩 this is where we differ
'are you an onion?' you never know...
i feel sorry for these times so i say it?.. remember the first time i learnt sorry means both apologizing and feeling bad for smn, i was bros these are different words wtf...
HAHAAHAAHAHAH i mean theyre different in filipino too but i get where theyre coming from lol. what a judger 🙄
'you were attacked?' I MEAN. shes the clingy type of drunk. shes pretty touchy in general. and YES my poor pretty butt was ATTACKED. yesterday she slapped it so unexpectedly i dropped my phone...
omg aslfhasfhlashfsaosafhsaf AHAHHAAHHAH. f. at least your ass is pretty (;
'[pets head]' meowmeow.
'i wonder why languages thought it was a good idea to make words fem and masc' ig like ive said half logic and half why not. probably some traditions of patriarchal society that language just absorbed, maybe just logically the forms of other words that were paired with pronouns kept stable with others. we never TRULY know. maybe just a crazy king said i want to refer to a girl as neuter (its been years but still german wtf).
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY [SHOOTS MACHINE GUN] that king is so L. DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY [rATATATATATAT]
'ur so mean' take it after my catmom.
): no you dont, im not judgy like you
'why am i a baby?' 1)youre a baby
2) youre so clueless abt su so youre a baby in it TT
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'im so sorry. it was like an expression' OH its ok no need to apologize so much. i see now. youre educational. but english IS indeed a rat. sorry not sorry.
i dont nearly apologize as much as you do so /: let me apologize T_T im glad i taught you that at least, albeit confusing you first
'i wonder what ur teacher said' AJAHDJF no we didnt talk abt it... BUT my classmates who never even opened the book were SO loud about 'knowing its about a kink'. they were even proud? to not think 'properly' and searching for the meaning witch literature usually does but understanding its about 🤩SEX🤩 SO big brained of them. men yuck. they can and must go touch yellow snow. but after the lesson we still talked a lil abt him being worldwife and being kinky in literally 'the encyclopedia of russian life' as one lit critic said.
stOP BOYS ARE SO YUCKY MEN ARE SO YUCKY THEY LIKE THIS ALL OVER THE WORLD BOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🍅🍅🍅🍅🤢🤢🤢🤢👎👎👎👎❌❌❌❌ i remember many instances where this has happened in class never opened the book or listened but knows all the lewd stuff about it /: and so yuck. but still EW ABOUT THE YELLOW SNOW booooo 👎
WHAT THE cat drama do you have there TT tbh im so sorry for them all TT none of these pure creatures deserves to suffer from a life like this.
yeah BUT I SAW THE PAWLESS CAT TODAY my granny named him Tol, short for Putol which means... like broken? chopped? AHSFK>HAK>SFHAS lol at least hes not dead
'you dont have to give me fic ideas everyday' still dont take all my words to heart. i know i dont. i wouldnt be able even if i wanted to💀 if im sincere or sarcastic in russian then theres a comma after sorry but if not then i try to make it less serious. witn the absence of a comma... nvm.
T_T DAMN THAT WAS SARCASTIC ur so dry /: LOL i guess i will never believe you again. ever. never ever ever. 😭✊
id give you that daemon idea i teased you already as soon as your dream brainrot ends. even if its enDLESS gsijgerg sorry.
ur pun. lahsflhafasfhah ok. also, i love dream im not going to stop my brainrot anytime soon i think, OH OH OH BUT YOUR STORY IS IN MY QUEUE NOW!!! IN THE KEEP!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND THEN AFTER IS P3 OF THE MODERN DAEMON AU T_T AS:FASFASF: IT ONLY TOOK 5THOUSAND YEARS BUT ITS HERE
which one do you want me to do first btw? i havent written in the keep at all but i am like... halfway done with the p3 so if you want i can finish that first. nah i;ll just finish that first so i can post it tom HIHIIHIHIH
'read and fear follow war' so true so unfortunate.
😞.
'russia would come and bonk me' well not all russia. st. petersburg has a rather humid-ish climate, as i know, Far East (basically the east of russia as well as the northern(?) part of the continent.
🙃so waht if its humid if its like negative degrees ???? aslahsfasf
it has a common border with china so the asian influence is pretty big) is humid too.
oh! wow ur so right i was think of like the '-stan' countries i forgot china is huge and close to russia too lol HAHAHA
dryness is the feature of places with low temperature. everywhere.
wait so you mean st. petersburg is warm? sus
'at least you can see the stars better' does it worth struggling with health problems?? like... the salaries in the north are higher just bc of the risks living here has💀.
damn
but i dont end up with completely bad stuff!!
well im glad! lshddsglhsdgds stay safe and take care always ok
that meme you replyed with ”𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤… 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬.” HGJDJFJF
MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR WHEN I SAW THAT LAHLAHSFLKASF WHAT IS THAT ALSHFALHFLASHF LOL HAHAHAH
rhaenyras' ass must be as little as laenor's efforts to make an heir.... I WANTED TO SAY THIS PUN SM.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok my love T_T i hope youre satisfied.
also? ive finished hotd's bts and. i confirm that i hate rhaenyra (esp young. sorry milly).
RIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP POOORRRR MILLLYY HAHHHAAA
as the character. shes absolutely irresponsible, reckless and spoilt. she had everything and still was what? why? its not a new thing for a princess in the fiction to be tired and wanting to 'live alone'. but rhaenyra was showed to not do these things?.. like she merely needs to pour wine and she still flies away? remember, im judgemental. i understand her character. and understand her intentions. but i personally dont like people like this
yeah no youre so right. she does live in a world of privilege so i understand where youre coming from. i mean they're all born from places of privelage so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk i feel neutral for her, and everyone, or at least i think i do cos its been a while since i finished the show and all remember is mmm yum daemon mmm yum aemond mmm yum yum yum HAHAHHAH
(ESP after seeing how shes comparable to my ex-friend who screwed me a couple of times bc of her irresponsibility and talked shit abt me🤩).
emotional baggage who lasfhlakhfhas HAHHAHA. i hope youve found peace within yourself about her. i have had my fair share of ill wrought feelings and its genuinely better to forgive i find
in this case im absolutely alicent.
good for you. she cray too, everyone is, but im glad you found your favorite <3
anyway. have a good day! good luck with all of your plans! luv u! take care <з
i think ill finish editing my song cover tonight. or at least i hope i do.
im luv u so much thank you for dropping by today <3
xxx
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