More Jamesie as a hockey player in my modern au, ignore my sloppy handwriting I was in distress while drawing it (Lily is off somewhere giggling and kicking her feet)

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Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

a fated threat with fated thread

falling in love during attempted murder - based on this post

jegulus incorrect quote: James had a quidditch accident

Madam Pomfrey: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Potter at this time-

Regulus: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

James, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.

James: what are you thinking right now?

Regulus: you know how in the old days, artists would try draw cats but they end up looking like some weird demon hybrid

Regulus: It really makes you wonder, had they just never seen a cat before? Or were they really bad painters? Could they just not draw cats?

Regulus: I mean, I don’t think there is one decent painting of an old time cat. Did cats just look different back then? What’s up with that.

James: *falling in love*

narrator: but they were flirting, and continued to do so, for the entire rest of the game…

James Potter is 100% the type to fall for scams. My guy would give away his social security number if you asked nicely

In canon they're dead but in my mind Lily, Remus, and Regulus are enjoying the spring, walking around bookshops and old architecture together and about to go and have afternoon tea and shittalk people

sirius, wearing eyeliner and just existing

someone: you know, that makeup is like... really aggressive

sirius: really? these two little lines of pigment... intimidated you?

james and reg’s afternoon “study” sessions never actually involve much work getting done..

Regulus: Are you single?

James: No I’m plural

“Regulus would be proud of us,” James whispered quietly to no one in particular, still gripping onto the painting like a life raft. 

— Tender Curiosities, Baby!  @otrtbs

MERMAY (where i lie i will draw mermaids the whole month and give up after the 1st)

thinking about how any animal doing something vaguely weird or annoying or just plain stupid that evan comes across gets nicknamed ‘barty’, like a raccoon going through hogwarts bins or a bird that accidentally flies into a window

and barty goes to a pet shop place to find some disgusting creature as payback but while he’s there this little blonde kitten takes a liking to him and ends up falling asleep on his thigh, and bartemius simp crouch jr literally can’t help himself

and that’s the story of how barty brings home evan the kitten who quickly ends up ruling the roost in the slytherin dorms, which evan the human h a t e s, especially when it decides to sleep curled up on his pillow every night

barty will whine for hoursss if evan tries to move the cat, which was originally meant as a joke but when a sleep deprived evan stormed into barty’s bed because he refused to share with ‘that mangy cat’, barty quickly ups the ante and they end up sharing most nights just to stop the headache evan gets from bartys screeching

(regulus caught barty moving the cat from curled in the common room back up to evan’s bed once, and hasn’t had to do a single piece of transfiguration homework for the entire term in exchange for keeping the secret)

my lecture was so boring i managed to break through five years of writers block and i’ve written about 200 words which i know isn’t much but i’m super proud of myself for it

no because how do i explain to someone that i ship the guy who pretended to be alastor moody for an entire book with sirius black’s dead younger brother

edit: i did not realize there were this many bartylus fans