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Sainsbury's Gourmet Koala Brain

I will never understand this man.

awww such a beautiful man shouldn’t have to think so hard :(

love this screenshot, looks like using his brain hurts 😂

Silly goober :3

I see a lot of "smooth brain" memes, or people calling other people "smooth brained" to call them stupid.

But do people know that having a smooth brain is a real condition called Lissencephaly.

Lissencephaly is a rare congenital condition that causes a developing brain to appear smooth instead of having normal bumps and folds.

The symptoms may include: seizures, difficulty swallowing and eating, developmental delays and learning differences, muscle spasms, issues with psychomotor functions, slow physical development in a baby or child, a smaller than normal head size and congenital limb differences.

Also the life expectancy of someone with Lissencephaly is generally short. Many children with the condition do not live past the age of 10.

You can read more about it here:

I cant help but feel that all these memes and jokes are at the expence of disabled children. By substituting the word "stupid" for "smooth brained" you are literally calling children with Lissencephaly stupid. By making or sharing memes implying that a smoothe brain is ideal because it lacks pain and sadness you are erasing the very real pain and sadness of children with Lissencephaly. Theres even "smooth brain" merch, and Im gonna guess none of that money goes to the children with Lissencephaly or their families. Maybe reconsider thinking about smooth brain as an idealic abstract concept to feul your memes, and understand the dibilitating and difficult reality of it.

haha no dont follow me ill cum

unless 😳

Hey! Enjoy this smooth Illithid!!

Here is some stuff humans should have(and explanation why):

-Horns/antlers(so many options for decor)

-tails(fuck you evolution give it back)

-digitigrade legs(just seems cool)

-more eye/hair/skin colors(natural blue hair/skin ect.)

-wings(even if they have to be massive)

-stripes/patterns(visible ones)

-some kind of bioluminescence

Why did i make this? Idk im tired

Buck is the epitome of no thoughts, just vibes 💀🥰

Me *reading through my whole first draft*: ?????

Editor: Yeah I noticed that... Wasn't sure if you did that on purpose.

Me: wHAT?! NO... Did I accidentally delete a whole chapter??? *frantically searches through editing history*

Me: Nope. I literally just abandoned a chapter mid sentence.

Editor: Nice job

My last braincell:

So I’m watching fantasy high sophomore year and there’s this scene with Ayda Augefort and Gorgug that immediately made me think of that one tiktok audio, so I did this little sketch so I could show other people what’s going on inside my head

Really photo of me