trying to talk to him about music before the concert
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Calculus is ruining my fucking life. Every time I see a thing inside another thing, I can't help but wonder how to apply the chain rule. It started with abstract things like syntax trees, but I got jumpscared by a banner ad showing penis-in-vagina sex and all I could think about was derivatives. v'(p(x)) * p'(x), where v(x) is vagina and p(x) is penis. Now, how to find v'(x) and p'(x). . . ?
Everything is secretly about sex, except sex, which is secretly about calculus.
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@weirdozjunkary I imagine MVA Sonic likes to tease Cursed Sonic sometimes
Monsters Vs Aliens Sonic Au belongs to @weirdozjunkary
Original meme under the cut
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Smoking with the Bakusquad
Sero: Hey, (Y/n), Kirishima, you guys wanna go on this?
Kirishima: The only smoke we're inhaling...
(Y/n): ... is from Bakugo's blasts.
Bakusquad: ...
Bakugo: *Trying not to smile* Did you nerds practise that in your spare time?! What the hell??
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Villian reader: oh, are you injured hero? Don't worry, I'll take good care of you
Yan hero: Do your worse, monster. I beg dare you
[Reader takes them to their lair and patches them up because they're a villain but not a bad guy]
Yan hero who was kinda hoping to get branded by their darling: Honestly can't tell if this is better or worse
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HE’S OK but my heart isn’t
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Imagine being such a shit human being, Death herself shows up, tells you she hates your guts, she doesn't get involved directly but made a special occasion for you specifically because she hates you that much, and it's a particularly gruesome, painful death. Also your dick is out.
I'd just want my soul to evaporate at that point
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Okay, I Feel like this would kind of happen.
The first thing they would do. (Just saying) :/
(I was going to redraw this sense with Ramon and Rayman, But i changed my mind.)
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