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hunny-k · 8 months
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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thepromiscuousfinger · 11 months
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beaft · 2 years
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a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man
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kafkaguy · 7 months
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are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual
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hayden-christensen · 8 months
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka - Part Five: Shadow Warrior (2023)
Vader is Anakin, it's just an evolution of the character. — Hayden Christensen
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ditzybat · 1 month
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bernard: i’m going to club you on the head with a rolling pin if you don’t drag yourself from your computer and eat
tim: you wouldn’t dare!
bernard: babe, i fought an entire cult keeping up with robin - a trained professional - in hand to hand combat, yes i would dare
tim: you’re genuinely frightening… it’s hot
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plaguedocboi · 2 months
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I was looking for a good picture of a hellbender for an article I’m writing and I found these which maybe aren’t “good” for an article but my god are they Good
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humans-are-tasty · 5 months
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cerealforkart · 27 days
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Imagine some kid in flip flops and jorts overthrowing your criminal empire with a super soaker
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starry-storms · 4 months
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The next Battinson movie has so much potential, but some of that being him coming to Alfred and saying "I made a friend" only for Alfred to turn around and see Bruce holding up a nine year old.
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jackinthebox80085 · 3 months
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“I’ll save you the pain of watching your demon b die”
Lute thinks it is a mercy to die rather than see the one you care for most die.
Vaggie let Lute live.
Lute saw Adam die.
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month
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canisalbus · 9 months
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✦ Soup ✦
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tailsprower207 · 3 months
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HELP I CANT WITH PENT IN THESE NEW EPS
HES SO SILLY OMG I LOVE HIM
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ultipoter · 2 months
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Saw a funny text post and then my hand slipped. For several hours.
Volo is about to be so so silly <3
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lazylittledragon · 3 months
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I remember you adding a tag saying something like Astarion was the only character you couldn't make a dad, and I must say I'm loving the turn of events!
Also, here are some newborn facts you might appreciate for your latest comics
1. Newborns love/need skin to skin contact with their birth parent.
2. Newborns smell amazing, like seriously it's addictive, especially to the birthing parent.
3. Red is the first colour that infants can recognise, and their parents faces are their favourite thing to look at.
Do I want to see baby Kit sleeping on Dorians bare chest while he INHALES that new baby smell? Yes. Yes I do.
Do I want to see baby Kit just obsessing over his daddy's eyes? Yes. Also yes.
Anyway, I've said my piece. Feel free to ignore me, I'm sure I'll love whatever you pump out next!
anon i am a sopping wet mess thank you so much
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