i'm blocking blank and ageless blogs. ya'll are all born and have birthdates, it ain't a surprise.

writers and posters are not asking for your life story or a Pulitzer-prize winning investigative piece on the intimate details of your existence. we want to know we can interact with you like the adults we are.

throw your age in the description. don't care if you have a profile pic or a cover photo or anything else on your blog, just let us know you're a live homo sapien.

life's hard out in these tumblr streets and i'm sick of being the bad guy and blocking people.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

*exits soapbox*

reblog or <horrific thing will happen to parent>

reblog to get <specific amount of money>

reblog for <luck and something about a crush>

reblog if you aren’t <racist, homophobic, etc>

reblog or else <terrible tragedy happens>

reblog if you care about <obviously a good cause but is baiting you to look like a horrible person if you don’t reblog it>

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all of us here who actually use the reblog button are having infinitely more fun than the rest of u btw

can we please stop telling people to kill themselves and to rot in hell and that they deserve to be bullied and that they are inherently horrible people who deserve to die and get doxxed. please. can we please stop doing that.

If you're going to be "transRAMCOA", I'm going to demand that you start by paying reparations to all the real survivors out there.

My therapy with a DID and RAMCOA specialist (very hard to find, btw) costs me almost $7000 a year. Let's start there, shall we? That's almost $600 a month. Just on therapy. That I am incredibly lucky to have access to. Most survivors are shit out of luck and have to try to heal without a specialist.

I've lost untold amounts (hundreds of thousands at least) in lost income opportunities because of how disabling being a survivor is. I can't work a regular full time job and will probably never be able to. I've been "working" (read: pimped out by my own parents) since I was a little kid but the skills of a child sex worker aren't exactly transferable to the normie world, y'know?

I get by with a lot of help from some understanding roommates and friends that I'm lucky, VERY lucky, to have. This is to say nothing about the *quality* of that life (not great) beyond what capitalism or money cares about, because of course I'm constantly Experiencing Symptoms. On account of all of the trauma.

I can't even go to the bathroom like a normal person because of how much the constant rape fucked everything up downstairs. There is no fixing this. I will deal with many of the medical and mental complications for the rest of my life and this is just one of them. (Does it still sound like a fun thing to roleplay?)

The first ~20 years of my life were a living hell beyond what most of you can even imagine. My life is also statistically likely to be much shorter than the average person's. What kind of price can I even put on all those lost years? I can't. But you could pay me enough to not have to work for all the years remaining to me. If you want to pay me, say.... $100k a year for the rest of my life so that I can live what little is left to me in peace, then I would be happy to consider you an honorary RAMCOA survivor. I'll even write you a nice little certificate you can frame. I'll give you regular updates on how my therapy is going, so you can (sort of, not really though, you could never understand if you haven't lived it) experience this mAgIcAL hEaLiNg jOuRneY vicariously through me.

Go on, then. You want to be us so bad? Find a REAL survivor, and pay up. Otherwise get the fuck out of my community and stay out. Surviving RAMCOA is not a fun little identity label for you to play around with, it's REAL shit that ruins the lives of REAL people every day. I live with this, EVERY day. It's not a fun little game I can stop when I get tired of playing. This is my LIFE.

So pay up, or fuck off.

Not someone telling me that I'm "surely a proshipper" when I commented people should stop policing what others can like or dislike and stop dismissing people as "disgusting" and "stupid" for not thinking the same way they do

The kicker? The ship in question that I commented about wasn't incest, selfcest nor pedo. No no, it was about 2 guys with a complicated love-hate relationship

So, fellas, is it proship to like a ship with the enemies to lovers trope?

TLDR; Having fun is the only requirement to finding the right material in the fandom. Find what you're looking for or make what you're looking for even if it sounds like a pain in the ass.

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I mean shout out to the people who say you dont need to gatekeep in the fandom but also like... if you really want to find what you're looking for go search for it? Not trying to sound rude but I'm always in the newest post of creepypasta because some people say great shit!!! People who just create silly quotes or random one off headcannons 👁👁 I see you.

Also I create Gore, Extreme Horror, and Overall Creepy Shit for the creepypasta fandom. I am that person. I do try and inject a much darker view of the beloved characters. But I also make dumb shit because it's fun. (My Tobias smothers anything he eats in maple syrup like come on). Like literally just have fun with your material. Everyone talks about this and that and romanticism and authoritative gatekeeping like bro....

Just have fun. Literally if you just have fun I PROMISE you you'll find who you're looking for. As long as you don't hurt others, as long as you keep a grip on reality and understand that they are ficition! You can basically do whatever the fuck you want.

Want to create Sally Williams into a ghost girl who likes tea parties and making teen killers dress up in frilly pink tutus? Done. Want to instead make her a vengeful, furious, and mischievous spirit who drags and viciously murders adults who try to pray on children? Fucking check bro.

MAY I REMIND EVERYONE HERE!!!!!! I have ocs. I have an oc who is IMMORTAL. She is a powerhouse of a killer and is a whole convicted criminal who is evil and a cannibal. A southern woman who won't hesitate to take down anyone of any size, shape, or age (and CAN do so) and immortal. But if you categorized her she falls RIGHT under the mary sue list.

I have an oc whos central theme is the shunning of expression and being gay for traditional values and normalcy. He murders his entire family both older and younger siblings and parents. He burns down his family home. He made a contract with a being that took interest in his sob story of a life. He is a proxy and collects the debts of those who can not fullfill the bill of an old Eldridge creature who allows boones. As people must always pay due.

Seriousness is just as easy as Sillyness and I think people forget that. This fandom is fucking great because you can basically mold the canon into what you want and it'd be fun. The characters literally grow. People have vastly different ideas compared to another and it can create such different views its GREAT. Be creative and get your hands dirty, but do it safely. Don't harm others or be shitty.

Hey pssst hey. Have you ever considered: Montada?

I hate it, and it nearly killed my hyperfixation

But I understand my opinion on this may affect others, and many may be hurting from this episode soooooooooo

Art requests open

I said this the other day but i was right and I should say it again, and so should everyone else whos been saying it:

"transandrophobia truthers aren't oppressed for being men because being a man isn't an oppressed identity, you inherently have male privilege and are therefore Men Invading Women's Spaces" is THE SAME ""argument"" from a few years back about "ace people can't be oppressed for sexual orientation because you can't be oppressed for something you dont have, you are Cishet Ppl With Cishet Privilege Invading Queer Spaces." It's the same fucking picture.

A lot of you are picking up on the concept of "transandrophobia truthers are the new MRAs so let's mock them" without actually knowing ANY of the context for what we're talking about in transmasc circles. You're literally just gossiping about secondhand misinformation and you look stupid as hell.

WOW did NOT think i needed to say this but obviously if you try to justify genocide do not follow me. "wahhh theyre homophobic :(" are you. an idiot. seriously i mean it do not leave comments on my posts or reblogs if you're going to be dense and insensitive thanks

i, like every other fic author in existence, love getting comments from people who enjoyed my work. i don't care if your comment is "late" (that's so weird to me like it's literature—do you apologize to homer for being late to reading the odyssey?) or "unintelligible" (late night commenters, english language learners, people who feel like they "just aren't that good with words", believe me, i entirely understand what you mean and appreciate it immensely), or anything else that you feel might make your comment 'not good enough'. i love all of the comments i receive and i am eternally grateful to all of you for your continued support.

and yeah, i've read fics where i felt like adding a comment would be doing the fic a disservice because there was nothing that could be said that wouldn't cheapen or patronize the magnum opus i'd just witnessed. in instances like this, that is exactly what i say in the comment: "there's nothing i can say that doesn't do this work of art a disservice. thank you for writing this."

actually, now that i think about it, there are a bunch of ao3 comments i've gotten that i still haven't replied to because i felt any thanks i could give would be inadequate. i should really get around to replying because i want them to know how spellbound they left me. i love you all, have i ever mentioned that?

all of that being said, i would like to make a public service announcement!

at least under default settings, ao3 authors do get notified every time you edit a comment. i've accidentally hit send too early before, or realized i forgot something i wanted to say, i get it, i really do. i have edited many comments in my day.

but you don't have to do this. really, it's okay. most of the time i honestly can't tell what the difference is. i'm not going to think worse of you for having typos in your comments because i guarantee that there were more in the fic you just read sfkljghsl

also these edits were over the course of twenty full minutes. i got another email while writing this post and had to update the image. please do not spend 20 minutes agonizing over your comment and changing the capitalization and adding a few words. it's okay, i promise. i love your comment, and i'm very very grateful for it, regardless of how "polished" it is. i'm not your english teacher in disguise.

tl;dr, i love you all and i hope you don't feel anxiety or a compulsion towards perfectionism in my ao3 comments section. i won't judge you, i promise <3

“i dont like cannibalism bc im normal” L + ratio + sorry youve never been in love + you probably dont even taste good + theres not enough leg to go around anyway

the dunmeshi yuri discourse feels wild to me because it just feels like the wrong series to be doing this with. yes farcille is a juggernaut ship but like. the series is still made up of a mostly male cast and the more important side characters are also male. for a while its just marcille until izutsumi gets added and she's a teenager so no shipping with most characters for her. if we're being honest this is not a series where its a shock or an upset for there to be more m/m.

not to mention that farcille is still the most overall popular dunmeshi ship on ao3 by far, the m/m to f/f ratio seems to me that there are several m/m ships being rotated around where with f/f its mostly farcille with a couple of minor ships. the only other f/f ship ive seen any consistent content for in the fandom is namari/kiki, a little bit of izutsumi/tade, and some canary ladies.

While dunmeshi is a great series that resists a lot of anime tropes about portraying women and body types I feel like we still owe it to ourselves to be honest in that most of the central character are men who, with the exception of senshi, are pretty slim, women included (falin is fat in my HEART-). I dont really say this to critique ryoko kui, but just because I think its best to temper our expectations about what the story actually includes. you cant hang everything on "but look how well farcille is written" when, while I do love them, falin admittedly spends a good chunk of the series as a plot device more then a person. the glimpses of her self we get are really fascinating to me, and I would confidently say she's a character in her own right, but it would be disingenuous to claim she couldn't have used more screen time or depth into how she feels during all this crazy shit that's happened to her.

Due to current events my for you tab has been taken over by gddamn antisemites. Like they're going full mask off n then get offended when they get called out on it too.

Guess fighting for human rights is cool and all until Jews are mentioned, then it's too much to ask to be seen as a person and not some fairy tale monster.

NO ONE ASKED BAD TO GRIND THE MATERIALS FOR EVERYTHING AND THEN GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE FOR FREE!!!! NO ONE DID.

Any time someone asked Bad for materials, all Bad had to do, if he didn’t want to give them it, was say no or give me something in return.

A majority of the things people asked him for they could have gotten themselves but they asked him for convenience because everyone knows he already had everything because he grinds for stupid hours and doesn’t touch grass. So there was no reason in looking when they could ask everyone first before looking(which they all do often).

But I digress because I could go on about how Phil gave stuff away for free and never got a thank you because he gave away a bunch of food, blocks and items away to eggs and players and also never got a thank you.

Or how Foolish gave away building blocks and made shit for people when they asked and never got a thank you. Even Etoiles with the amour and weapons. Or Pierre and his shit factory, potion maker or gegg farm. How about the Tazercraft concrete maker? Even Tubbo’s factory and people taking stuff from the terminal?

Bad is not exclusive for this behaviour. Stop treating him like he’s been personally victimised by everyone.

personally i think the best way to look at this election in terms of "who am i (as a viewer) going to vote for" is that first and foremost, for us, this is a STORY. we are watching a story (and also a fun game and funny people doing funnies together, but for election purposes we'll say that)

therefore our goal should not be "which candidate has the best policies" or "which candidate is best for the island". we don't CARE. that's not our business.

we don't care what's good for the islanders. THAT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. we're not islanders nor are we players. we are the guy in the bar watching the Truman show. our business is "what story do we want to see?"

each candidate offers something different.

(note: i don't claim to understand their platforms, for personal reasons i haven't followed it closely bc i kinda suspected there was gonna be drama and didn't feel like stressing myself over minecraft politics; my local elections freak me out enough lol)

for a rough example:

elquackity: obvious federation plant, clear enemy for the rest of the server. man-vs-government arc.

forever: did you like cellbit's infiltration arc? i could predict something like that following in forever's footsteps (forever sneaks around the federation, learns a few secrets, continues to make his changes to the server but does perhaps experience horrors, most likely a slower burn than cellbit's arc but certainly a lot of espionage and theorycrafting)

gegg: gegg chamg e world

those of y'all with a sounder grasp on candidates, sound off in the notes on what we can expect FROM A STORY PERSPECTIVE; i actively ignore the debates (they make me want to cry lmfao). i don't care what their platform is exactly, where will it take the story?

and i'll repossess your liver if i see any goddamn cc hate or harassment in there. this is more than not a safe space for that, this is an active danger zone. watch yourselves. <3