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ashlanders · 2 years
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If you've ever googled "am I gay?"
I am coming for you.
The damage is done.
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ashlanders · 4 years
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Repent.
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ashlanders · 4 years
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LISTEN IF Y'ALL WOULD HAVE REPENTED AND LENT YOUR SOULS TO THE HOLY CAUSE THEN WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS. I TRIED FIRE, IF THIS PANDEMIC DON'T WORK IMMA HAVE TO MAKE THE LOCUSTS DO THEIR THING-
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ashlanders · 5 years
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God sucks. Who wants to ensue anarchy with me?
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ashlanders · 6 years
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I was informed that God doesn't accept angels who burn down cities.
Does anyone want an angel? My talents are...
Burning down cities
Burning down churches
Manipulating vengeful children
*P u r i f y i n g*
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ashlanders · 6 years
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I'mpure.
If this gets 666+ notes I will admit that I’m impure.
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ashlanders · 6 years
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It's official now, we will all refer to God as "Sky Daddy".
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ashlanders · 6 years
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Would it be appropriate to call God "Sky Daddy"?
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ashlanders · 7 years
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It wasn't my objective to get rid of him at first. He got in the way of my task, however. I failed, but I can always try again.
If I were a part of the Avatar, would my element be fire?
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ashlanders · 7 years
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Killing? Don't you mean... "saving"?
If I were a part of the Avatar, would my element be fire?
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ashlanders · 7 years
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I'll stop when I wish. And now is not the time.
If I were a part of the Avatar, would my element be fire?
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ashlanders · 7 years
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If I were a part of the Avatar, would my element be fire?
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ashlanders · 7 years
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Valentine's day is coming up and I'm still lonely and have no one to burn down cities with :(
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ashlanders · 7 years
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I just now realized burning down that city was a waste of time. I didn't even bring the ingredients to make s'mores.
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ashlanders · 7 years
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Happy New Year!
Except you, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS! >:(
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ashlanders · 7 years
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Merry Christmas, impure organisms. I hope your day is blessed with sweets. And gifts ❤️
Except you, Sebastian. >:(
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ashlanders · 7 years
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Well then, guess I am meeting my demise.
Is there a life alert for angels? Because I’m fallen and I can’t get up.
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