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zombdog666 · 2 months

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People with BPD should date other people with BPD so they can either get better or a secret second option (double suicide)

#red thoughts #should i clarify this is a joke?

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breadandblankets · 2 months

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Duke: "So then Ra's went-"

Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"

Duke: "Hm?"

Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"

Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"

#batfam #duke thomas #damian wayne #bread talk #idk shower thoughts #duke: recounting a hugely tramatic story #also duke: hold up i need to make a tasteless joke here to the torment of those around me #fun fact this is based on a conversation with an arabic speaking friend whos not into dc #they got a lil heated about ra's al ghuls name #not bad heated i should clarify #sometimes u just gotta yell about things that have no consequence

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lycorim · 1 year

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I made this instead of doing actual stats homework you're welcome

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #house lannister #game of thrones #asoiaf meta #graphs #these are rough estimates btw #the x axis is poorly labeled and Tyrion should probably be a bit sharper of a hump #but whatever this took me ten mins and the joke isn’t worth more effort than that #I should clarify that these stats are *relative* to each other. if an actual person with morals were depicted they would all be #in the ‘oh no’ range

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thingscanalwaysgetworse · 7 months

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love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny

Edit: Please read the tags

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sanjipussyindulgence · 2 years

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i propose that if more celebrities join tumblr we bring back the john green cock monologue to weed out the weak ones. trial by fire.

#ryan reynolds #twitter #john green #elon musk #happy destiel putin election day btw #i should clarify this is a joke

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cottoncandylesbo · 3 months

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Does she fuck with and possess people as like a hobby or is it a job she does that she’s fond of

she does it more as a primal instinct, like a cat pouncing on a piece of paper knocked to the floor. as a demon she has an obligation to punish, but mostly just sees that (self-righteously) like winning some competition. she has a complex about being the rightest one in the room.

pictured: a lion lying in the tall grass noticing a limping antelope.

#added alt text to clarify the joke in the caption.#i really should be doing it for everything i draw but i didnt know they increased the alt text length #i used to do it for shit on my art blog but they only let you use like. 250 chars. wack #anyways #ask #vorpalrabbit #candyposting #sona #jame7t #my art

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months

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Thank you to everyone supporting the “it’s a body suit but it’s the angel equivalent of nude colored” agenda.

You understood the assignment. Best of both worlds.

#non voice post #yeah yeah bare skin is good and all #but gifts are meant to be wrapped so you can tear them open #it doesn’t mean he can’t have black/gold skin under there. we can have Both.#thank you for the consideration #guys I swear I have relatively normal posts incoming I just don’t have the time to edit them #also I have priorities #oh haha my lawyer is calling me again. gotta go.#if I have the time to I’ll edit a couple posts and queue them #cause I’m busy :p #maybe I should clarify the lawyer thing is a joke #it’s me self censoring lol #putting a hand on my own shoulder and saying ‘you should stop talking now’

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dawningfairytale · 7 months

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"i've done so many terrible things. like touching myself and lying to the police." grace don't worry. acab; you've only done one terrible thing

#I'M JOKING #touching yourself isn't a bad thing!!!#feel like i should clarify that #grace chasity #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd

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fumoshino · 20 days

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#mission yozakura family #mission: yozakura family #yozakura san chi no daisakusen #i should clarify im not personally forklift certified #i just see ideas for jokes and make them

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sincerely-sofie · 11 days

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*skitters up to you on all fours with a bunch of drawings in my mouth* *drops them at your feet* *skitters away*

enjoy some schizophrenia / psychosis / mental health-based humor.

#had an exchange with someone very important to me that helped me work up the moxie necessary to get over my anxiety and post some of these #(you know who you are and i know you're reading this. ilusm and thank you for being in my life)#I'll schedule this post for later in the day. 100% I'm going to forget about doing that and be confused when I start getting notes for it #anyhoo #I wonder if I can rescue the mental health + journal comics I posted to Instagram and repost them here...#I mention my mental health journey fairly often on here but I feel I should clarify:#IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT SCHIZOPHRENIA / PSYCHOSIS / WHATEVER--- GO FOR IT! ASK ME THEM!#I won't be offended by genuine questions even if they're phrased a bit awkwardly or use language that might be less than perfect!#If you want to learn about stuff I will gladly describe my experience to the best of my ability! I don't mind whatsoever :>#not sure if that needed to be said or not but I figured I should say it just in case since I'm making a big ol' post that cracks jokes #I'm significantly removed from actively hallucinating and have made leaps and bounds in my emotional health so I'm in a great place now #mental health #mental health comic #mental illness #mental health humor #psychosis #schizophrenia #psychosis memes #schizophrenia art #humor #diary comic #diary comics #journal comic #journal comics #stuff by sofie

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rin-the-shadow · 9 months

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So going back on my "What if Robin and the Riddler had to team up because Batman was incapacitated?" bullshit again. But since the original image that inspired it was the one of Riddler and Molly (in disguise as Robin) wearing helmets in the car, I am now envisioning this:

Riddler: *Giddily climbing into the driver's side of the vehicle*

Robin: "...Are you sure you should be the one driving?"

Riddler: "Of course. You don't have a license, do you, Boy Wonder?"

Robin: "I have a learner's permit."

Riddler: *triumphantly raising a finger.*

Riddler: "Ah, but you do not have a licensed driver in the car, and unlike you, I have no qualms about breaking the law!"

Robin: *snaps fingers in annoyance*

Robin: "Holy misdemeanor!"

#rin breaks canon #batman 66 #1966 batman #robin #dick grayson #60s robin #gorshin riddler #60s riddler #also in hindsight i feel i should clarify that this version of riddler does seem to know how to drive #he did wreck a car in 'smack in the middle' but that was a deliberate staging of an accident #and in 'the ring of wax' he did successfully drive the batmobile without wrecking it #so even for the purposes of the joke he can drive. just not legally.#my personal headcanon is that he just straight up never bothered to take the licensing exam

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mutantninjamidlifecrisis · 1 year

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Leon was like: going to fight in the Nexus and Big Mama was like "not dressed like that" then gives him the most slutiest clothes saying "yees get slayed"

Hamato family, in tears: where have our Leos gone?

Yokai social media: Hi, Welcome to WatchMojo, today we'll be counting down our favourite Top 10 sexiest outfits from the Battle Nexus. Number 10-

#mutant ninja midlife crisis #rottmnt #Stupid Slutty Outfit (TM)#I should probably clarify that this is a gen story and these are Jokes

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iqmmir · 3 months

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Cant sleep . Should i kill myself

#.mimiming ❜#i think i should clarify that i am mostly joking about killing myself

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symbiotic-slime · 5 months

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guys should I live blog my knee surgery tomorrow

#feel like I should clarify this is a joke #mostly

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kirby-the-gorb · 1 year

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #cats #I am trying to get my cat to associate wearing the harness with getting to go outside and smell things #cuz our other partner is gonna drive me and the cat home since neither she nor I should be put on planes if at all avoidable #so I'd like her to be able to get out of the car with us at rest stops and stretch her little beans and smell stuff #instead of just being in a car or a hotel room for like 3 days #so far she has been very good about not pulling or trying to escape #even when she does not agree with my decision to not walk through the landscaping in socks #(I didn't forget her tail she doesn't have one)#(I know it's after midnight everywhere as far west as NA rn so I do feel the need to clarify this is not a joke)#(I really did take my cat outside just before I drew this)#(there were a lot of slugs and they did not interest her at all)

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megane-ga-niau · 1 year

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Do we think Kaveh is a "Lean on the wrong spot and everything comes crumbling down" architect or a "you could take a wrecking ball to the wall and the paint wouldn't even chip" architect?

#Kaveh #GI Kaveh #Genshin Impact #Genshin Impact Headcanons #I feel like I should clarify that this was/is entirely a joke #I'm aware that he is neither of these #But both are funny

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