if you’ve ever said something along the lines of “psychosis only makes you do things you already want to do” you owe every psychotic person $200

sorry not sorry

"just try to remember it's all in your head" yeah and a heart attack is all in your chest, shut up Jessica

oh also i made a comic. i’m not an artist but this joke only really worked in a comic format so i doodled it out.

psychotics brains:

|| Image Description: the coach from glee with the caption "I am going to create a disembodied voice that is so toxic" ||

babe would you still love me if i talked to god

Babe I found a new bingo, don't go back to sleep

every person who makes simulation jokes/theories owes me 20 euros/j

my dad's dealer, floating in the void: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “what are you willing to become” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude maybe im not fit to rule an empire. maybe everything wrong with dunwall and serkonos is a reflection of my indifference

my three doppelgangers standing behind me: chain us together and turn into a monster and tear us apart. it'll be funny

me and my girls taking a flight to turkey to drink the lithium water

Wow what a mood

its so strange having religious ocd bc half the time i'm really not sure if i even believe what i'm doing. does praying the rosary 3 times while walking miles and miles really forgive me the sin of whatever i think i did? maybe. but i'm not actually catholic so idk if it counts

reworded this. my second comic i’ve made. also about psychosis. please enjoy.

doctor said my silly girl tendencies are actually psychotic symptoms   ;(