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murdercide626 · 5 days
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I can't get over how good KC looks in this game! ^^❤❤❤❤
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the-crow-binary · 7 months
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The two eternal bastards boyfriends :)
(Curse you, Death! Why you gotta be so difficult to draw)
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lxvvie · 5 months
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simon would be such a sassy s/o sorry i dont make the rules. he'd be rolling his eyes at you with that lil head shake combo lmaooo he'd be insufferable i love him
Sassy doesn't even begin to cut it. You and Simon love to take the piss out of each other because that's your love language. Bickering like an old married couple and you jokingly call him the Missus sometimes.
"SIIIII-MON," you'd yell obnoxiously and he'll grunt out, "What?"
"Love you!"
"D'you love my hearing, too?"
Simon said some shit and you get him back by sticking your cold hand in his sweats and startling him. "BLOODY FUC—"
Next thing you know, you're a giggling pile on the floor with Simon and he refuses to admit he tripped and fell but it's all good because you're peppering his face with kisses, and fucking hell, he loves the sound of your laughter.
The bastard's falling in love all over again.
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smokbeast · 4 months
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before I start posting more merlot or answering asks I wanna show the reason that sassy bitch exists, this is Fraktur point, or frak. He’s his own undertale oc with my friend’s and that crazzee bastard made me cave to the swap fell and more JDMDMDM
SO ABOUT FRAK BELOW!
He’s from an au called BETATALE, essentially the joke of it being. The beta version of undertale. Everything is relatively the same but with beta adjacents of undertale characters. In frak’s case, he is the “papyrus” variant, but also more. He is not a papyrus but inspired by one, he does not have a brother however.
he is a royal guardsman and was once an ex royal scientist with Dr.gaster, however you ask him about this he will not recall a word.
he loves jokes and making tamales! He’s a bit of a klutz and forgets things frequently. However tell him a pun joke or call a pig in a blanket a tamale and u will die.
he’s a bit of a nerd and kinda socially awkward as no one really tries to be friends with him. So when you talk to him he gets really loud and excited and then freaks out and becomes self conscious and walts away.
he had a wife, she died, he never once mentioned this to anyone. And pretends everything is fine…CONStantly
he is always smiling, but once you make him upset, that smile is gone
he is 5’8’
he doesnt like the stars on his head to be visible, only those close to him can see it.
frak has fire powers thanks to an experiment he got into. They can make him a lil nuts sometimes
frak has the power of SAVE and RELOAD, he can jump the multiverse and cause save points in case of emergencies or to travel. But he is cautious of this power as he knows it’s wildly abused in the multiverse.
merlot is his wife, that’s the girl boss, and Roman is his hubband, that’s his manlet
dark, dark and darker.
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Sword gays showdown, round 1, bracket three
Propaganda:
For Leo: (Mod note: most submissions were for RTMNT but there was 1 for the character in general as well)
He's a badass, he's a loser, he's the coolest guy of all time, he's a pathetic little man, he's the greatest ninja the world has ever seen, hes an asshole, he has badass portal katanas, he's the fruitiest iteration of the charecter by far! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. The one, the only, RISE LEONARDO!
I mean just look at him!
He has these super cool swords and he’s a lil bit fruity
literally the gayest most flamboyant idiot teenager ever. he's a sassy overconfident bastard and we love him for it. he has a magic portal sword for most of the series. the kind of sword he wields (an ōdachi) was specifically picked because, AND I QUOTE, "he can't even hold that thing without looking like he was posing with it. we thought that was really fun for a kid who's got a giant sword and that kind of attitude." in previous tmnt iterations there was this guy, Usagi, who i guess those versions of Leo must have had some kind of chemistry with, idk. fun fact he's not even really a tmnt character, he's a crossover character who's just showed up in like three different iterations!! anyway, despite Usagi literally not existing in Rise canon, Rise!Leo gives off SUCH gay vibes that THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS DECIDED THAT HE EXISTS ANYWAY AND IS LEO'S BOYFRIEND AND/OR MASSIVE CRUSH. THE ENTIRE FANDOM. I'M LITERALLY NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. Leosagi is like, the biggest ship in the goddamn fandom and ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ISN'T EVEN CANON. this entire animatic. yeah.
Dual wields katanas like a boss. Has also used various other swords in different pieces of TMNT media. Regardless of which iteration of Turtles we're talking about, he's also almost always "close friends" with the katana-wielding samurai rabbit Usagi!
No propaganda submitted for Arthur. (Mod note 2: can someone fix this :( ... please)
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Virtual Character Tourney - Round 2 - Bracket Delta - 8
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Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)
Sergey Ushanka propaganda:
(Unclear how much of the history I'm about to give here is true and how much is in-universe urban legend.) Sergey Ushanka was a Russian programmer in the 80s who fell ill with a deadly brain disease. In order to save himself from brain death, Sergey decided to digitize himself… and went about it in a much more violent way than you might think. Cue lines of code written in blood and fed into the machine and a brain violently shoved inside of a PC tower. Impossibly, due to the interference of an eldritch deity that preys on people's fear of technology and being replaced, his plan succeeded, and he did achieve a digital form… of pure unadulterated suffering. His human mind couldn't handle the rigidity of computer code, and now he spends his days stalking the internet, forcing those he encounters to bear witness to the indescribable torment he experiences.
Lil' Hal propaganda:
hes an ai that lives in a pair of glasses. he knows the end of pi. he loves fucking with people so much.
Bastard AI stuck inside a pair of sunglasses. Surprisingly tragic. Somewhat gender goals. Mentally 13 years old. Has cool black and red imagery. A reference to the OG, Hal 9000. A bit of a loser. Claims to have solved pi, likely just to piss off his creator (who he is a digital brainclone of). You know how it goes. Hit The Blorbo Button!!
he's an ai built off a clone of dirk's brain. he's technically 13 years old because of this. he's silly he's sassy he's literally a pair of sunglasses. idk what else to put here i'm not very good at telling people why my silly guys should go in brackets
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bibibi-tchx · 19 days
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oh you sassy lil bastard
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I absolutely adore your lonely!Martin au, but one thing I go absolutely feral for is the amount of sass he embodies. I always feel like Martin deserves to be sarcastic, as a treat.
He's allowed to be a sassy, sarcastic bitch, it's the least he deserves. Like he's really good at playing nice and pretending to be mild mannered but this man is 100% a lil bastard. And we love him for it.
Elias (and Peter to a degree) probably encourages this behavior too.
And thank you!!!✨✨✨
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theemporium · 6 months
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oh the boys are SO pissy fs and they deal with it in different ways. like max is just so indignant, he's all like jimmy and sassy were MY cats first so they should like ME and you are OUR girl so you should be giving US attention >:( he's just so put out and offended. on the other hand danny goes brute force and whenever he sees reader cuddling with the cats he immediately shifts to break up the party join in and like he does a lil running leap mid air shift ala twilight and just slams into everyone cuddling on the couch and reader is just like :\ no 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️ pls stop ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
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PLEASE😭
danny is just this big wolf who wants to cuddle with all three cats😭literally like a wee happy labrador who wants to befriend everyone
meanwhile max is in the corner just rolling his eyes at the whole interaction because the wee bastard is like, “you all should be cuddling ME, this is discrimination”
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snootlestheangel · 10 days
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My 10 Favorite Things Thus Far for Of Earthly Things
Soap being the absolute genius he is, and his devotion to the forest/his career as a cryptid specialist.
Cryptid!Ghost doing a lil confused head tilt in both forms. Constantly.
Secretary Alex because he's just so pretty and sweet, and he's just there to have a good time.
Sassy Price
Gaz and his beef with a poltergeist
Gaz and having beef with just about any cryptid they come across. Something unlucky is almost always happening to Gaz
Ghost using guardian courting behaviors on Soap only for the oblivious bastard to not notice/or take them as an autistic man trying to express his feelings for someone
Gaz and being absolutely fed the fuck up with Simon and the team's refusal to believe him when he says Simon isn't human
Ghost's cryptid form and the fact Soap isn't afraid of him, but rather views him with awe/wonder
Gaz needing therapy by the time everything is over :)
This is the reason I wish I could just get this last part of ch. 2 done cause I've skipped ahead to some of my favorite scenes
I just want to inject these visuals directly into y'all's brains
Edit: I forgor the tags lol @stuffireadandenjoy @deeptrashwitch
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quietquaking · 1 year
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my personal Batfam headcanons-updated to include languages, birthdays, and a few extra notes!
Languages
*reading/listening
**speaking
writing
All:
- English
- ASL
- Arabic
- Mandarin
Alfred
- rough German**
- French
- rusty Russian
- Urdu
- BSL
- lil bit of Gaelic**
Bruce:
- French**
- easily fluent Russian
- Latin
- Urdu
- basic Nepali**
- BSL
Dick:
- German**
- some forms of Japanese*
Babs:
- Cantonese
- Japanese
Jason:
- French*
- basic Latin
- Turkish
- easily fluent Spanish
Steph:
- Urdu
- Pashto**
Cass: (understands/writes)
- Russian*
- Pashto
- Cantonese
Tim:
- German**
- Latin
- Pashto
- lil bit of Gaelic* from alfred
Damian:
- German**
- Russian
- Urdu
- Pashto
- Nepali
- Japanese
- Spanish
Members
- backstory/hero history (opt)
- job (opt)
- hc’s
- mental illnesses/neurodivergencies
- gender/sexuality/pronouns
- race
- bday
- age
- height
Alfred Pennyworth
- born 1925, accidentally drank from a Lazarus pit in ‘88, has been bouncing around the globe fucking with Ra’s since then
- well actually bruce’s parents died right around then so he had to take care of him, didn’t notice he wasn’t aging until early 1990’s
- perpetually like 63
- has an extensive history in secret service and espionage
- sassy bastard
- the real man of the house
- was definitely sleeping with both elder waynes (late 1960’s-mid 80’s)
- they had bruce in ‘80 (in their early 40’s) died late 80s
- Bday: aug 16, 1925
- age: ??
- 5’10 ish
Bruce Wayne
- actually a disaster
- has acting stupid down to a science
- and fear tactics as batman
- radiates either boyfriend and father vibes depending on the person
- slight british accent when he’s tired/relaxed thanks to alfred (jl flipped the fuck out when they heard it)
- probably autistic tbh, used to live life in perpetual panic attacks
- he/him, disaster bi
- jewish by race, not religion
- bday: april 7, 1980 (early millennial)
- age: 40
- 5’11
Dick Grayson
- ex robin, now nightwing
- police detective (sort of a ‘fix the system from the inside’ type of thing)
- splits his time between bludhaven and gotham, has his own apartment, but still kinda lives in the manor
- at least proficient in all gymnastics-type activities (tramp, bar, beam, silks, ballet, ballroom, and more)
- floor routines/flippy shit and trapeze are his specialities
- anxiety galore (being on the trapeze calms him)
- he/him, bi
- Romani (not at all connected to it tho)
- Bday: march 20, 1992 (late millennial)
- age: 28
- 5’9
Barbara Gordon
- ex batgirl, now Oracle
- mostly paralyzed from the waist down bc joker shot in the base of the spine
- computer hacker
- just does oracle stuff and helps her dads with cases
- Commissioner Gordon’s foster daughter
- ADHD probably
- she/her, pan
- white
- Bday: sep 23, 1994 (late millennial)
- age: 26
- 5’9 when standing, 4’4 (?) in the chair
Jason Todd
- ex robin, now red hood
- he’s a teacher! honestly any grade works
- died and came back. fucking lazarus pits.
- has the white streak goddamnit
- everyone is scared of him but it turns out he’s actually a sweetheart who loves to bake
- he puts on a tough face but he actually cries really easily and frequently. that’s part of why he wears the full-face mask- no one can see the way his face twists when he’s disguising the difference in his voice, or the tears leaking out from under the domino
- alfred and jason share a bday, so he always comes to the manor to see him, even if he’s currently a villain
- ex theater kid lmao
- absolutely wears reading glasses, not many people know that
- swears in a variety of languages thanks to the loa
- some blend of adhd/autism but he’s so entrenched in masking that he really doesn’t know anymore
- any pronouns, doesn’t care about labels
- some kind of (south american?) mixed race, no one’s quite sure what (including himself)
- Bday: aug 16 1997 (technically gen-z)
- age: 23
- 6’1
Timothy Drake
- ex robin, now red robin
- helps run Wayne Ind.
- owns Red Robin restaurant chain
- sleep-deprived coffee-addict
- seriously someone please get this kid to a bed before he passes out standing up again.
- autistic
- he/him non-binary, bi
- pale ass white thing
- Bday: july 19 2003
- age: 17
- 5’5 (max 5’6)
Stephanie Brown
- cluemaster’s daughter- became Spoiler to fight him
- ex robin (brief)
- bounces between various coffee shop jobs before getting a job in a nice restaurant and eventually rising to be top of waitstaff
- loves purple
- ADHD magpie
- she/xe but really any pronouns, lesbian
- white
- Bday: aug 11 2002
- age: 18
- 6’0
Cassandra Cain
- used to be Orphan, then batgirl for a hot minute, now she’s Black Bat
- daughter of cain (the batman villain, not the biblical figure. looking at you, spn)
- trained to be an assassin from a young age
- designer for Wayne Ind.
- mute cause her dad fucked up her vocal cords, but she was mostly nonverbal before that anyway
- badass and yet adorable
- adhd/autistic
- she/they/it, demi lesbian
- chinese (region is up for interpretation)
- Bday: Jan 26, 2003
- age: 17
- 5’4
Damian Wayne
- robin
- bruce’s only bio son (talia r*ped him)
- bruce does make him go to school, but lets him choose between private and public (he chooses private to keep up appearances)
- i feel like he’d be a librarian eventually
- raised traditional european/middle eastern until he was ten, is very proper and very stabby
- also has earlobe piercings from early childhood
- plays violin cuz i said so
- very very autistic but refuses to acknowledge it for a while (would have been diagnosed with asperger’s in the past)
- he/they, agender, demi and gay
- spanish/middle eastern blend (unclear what exactly, Ra’s’ original country probably doesn’t even exist anymore)
- bday: jan 5, 2007
- age: 13
- 5’1 (max 5’10)
Duke Thomas
- The Signal
- has powers from a genetic variation
- moves through light and shadow
- a cinnamon roll
- he patrols during the day so he and the rest don’t interact much at home but he’s always welcome in the manor
- audhd
- he/she (still a boy)
- black
- bday: aug 13, 2001
- age: 19
- 5’10
Harley Quinn
- went to med school with bruce! since figuring that out they’ve actually been close
- such a fuckin mess of mental illnesses lmao
- doesn’t remember her original race, now her skin is just sheer white
- bday: july 20, 1982
- age: 38
- 5’5 ish
Ivy (Pamela)
- she’s shy so she doesn’t actually show up much but she’s still part of the family
- she grows the weed, harley sells it
- race? she’s green and an orphan, idk what to tell you
- intense social anxiety and rejection-sensitivity
- bday: may 14, 1979
- age: 41
- 5’8
Bonus
- Kate
- Harper
- Selina? on occasion ig
Pets
- Ace the bathound (B’s)
- Titus the greyhound (Dami’s)
- Batcow (Dami’s)
- Alfred the cat (Dami’s)
- Goliath (Dami’s)
- Steve the samoyed (Dami’s)
- Goldy the goldfish (Steph’s)
- Jason Jr. the frog (Jason’s)
- Lacey the orange tabby cat (Dick’s)
- Edwardina and family, the ducks that now live in the pond in the garden (Dami+Alfred’s)
- William Snakespeare (Dami+Jason’s)
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lemonandlime22 · 1 year
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Idk if your requests are open but if they are, could you do headcanons with [Yuu] just with the overblot people and then for [whatever reason], they scold or make fun of them and they just reply with "Says the one who got beaten by a [12 - 14] year old." (Cuz I think you have to be like 15/16 to be a freshman/first year? Idk, correct me if I'm wrong)
I thought their faces would be funny when the realization of the fact a child stopped their blot
(I did get this from when I was reading your bitey child! [Yuu] and I love the bitey child cuz I was that kid <3)
Riddle, Leona, Azul, and Jamil reaction to a cocky little Yuu
Warning(s): cussing, violence towards yuu
A/N: yeah you got the ages right, all the first years are 16. Btw I have a character limit of 4, so I just did the first 4 overblot guys.
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Riddle
Poor boys pride is already so wounded
give him a break.
Ok, what happened to lead up to this,
you, Grim, and the Adeuce duo were messing around in the heartslabyul gardens when you probably broke something or messed up a rose bush in front of Riddle
and those assholes ended up running away when he confronted you guys
leaving you to face Riddles scolding.
You got p annoyed.
So when the scolding was finally over, you just oh so quietly mumbled,
" says the brat who got his ass kicked by a 13 year old... "
"wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-"
His face was so fucking red, it rivaled his overblot face.
an let's just say you nearly had your head cut off
and I'm not talking about his unique magic.
You got a hole 'nother few hours of scolding
and quite a tight collar that stayed on for a few days.
Ace and Grim got a good kick out of this btw
Deuce was very apologetic and even tried to help smooth things over with Riddle for you
it didn't work.
Leona
HA!
yes keep insulting the manchild >:D
*cough*
Anyway,
this starts the like most other interactions with him do
you interrupting his nap in some way or another
you can pick which way you did this time.
Now, he was having a p rough day
Ruggie wouldn't let him sleep through classes
so he was extra pissed when he got woken up and put what little energy he had left into threatening you with death or smth
and when there was finally a break in his ranting you snarked back at him,
"HA! like you ever could, your ass got wiped by a magicless kid in less than like 30 minutes!"
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silence....
man was too stunned to speak.
I don't think I can express enough the absolute WRATH that was radiating from off him
you rly started to regret what you said
especially since he looked like he was going to actually kill you
and he was.
You got really lucky when Jack was able to catch his hand mid air
yeah...
this fucker was literally going strangle you if it wasn't for Jack having been looking for you.
Jack wasted no time dragging you out of there and far away from Leona
and for a long time it's going to be rly fuckin tense between you and Leona...
You also got one hell of a scolding from Jack.
Azul
Same thing I said in Riddle's
his pride is already in shambles
and you and the tweels are not helping one bit.
So on to what happened,
you were bored so you decided to check out the clubs after school
and your first stop was the board game club.
eh? eh? get it? wink wink nudge nudge??
ok ill stop..
Idia basically scurried to the corner of the room to play on his phone when you came in and Azul was more than happy to possibly teach a brat underclassmen.
As you know, Azul can get pretty cocky sometimes
and this was one of those times,
he was talking smack
blabbering on and on about how easy this is for him and how he should prob go as easy on you as he could if he wanted you to have any chance of winning
also kinda giving some hints at giving you lessons for using Ramshackle on the weekends
so naturally you,
being the lil sassy bitch you are <3, snapped back,
"Mhm, sure, says the fish that was outwitted and beaten up by a tween and their rat bastard band of friends!"
there was a moment of silence,,,
that was quickly broken by Idia bursting into a short laugh at Azul.
The poor octopus wasn't expecting such a clap back
epically not one regarding his overblot
he may or may not have teared up a little bit...
He was also p upset obv
so he just grabbed his phone and made a call
"Hey Floyd-"
and you booked it out of there.
Floyd did chase you a little later on at the request of Azul.
Jamil
Jeez-
he's doing best man 😔.
You were going to meet up with Ace and Deuce after their clubs and Ace's was usually finished before Deuce's so you went to go wait for him and then get Deuce together
but you accidentally got there early
and you know that means
more waiting!!
yay!
I hope you can tell this is complete sarcasm
so you were just waiting on the bleachers watching the basketball club members practice when the ball hit you straight in the face
causing you to get a nosebleed...
ouch,,
Ace and Floyd were on the ground laughing their ass's off
Jamil went to go get the ball and make sure your nose wasn't broken
dw I googled it, a nose can bleed without being broken
and even tho he is trying to be a better person he was still a very sassy person
so ofc he made a joking snide remark about you being a little brat or smth
and you ofc snapped back with,
"Well, in case you forgot, this 'little brat' kicked your snake butt with three fish and a cat!"
and he just walked away
you were very stunned, you expected him to at least glare at you
but I guess you really can't compla-
*SMACK*
oop-
spoke too soon I guess....
Now you definitely have a broken nose...
he hit you as hard as he could with the ball btw.
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cryptidcryptic · 27 days
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Despite everything I still want sceleritas fel back 🥹His such a sassy lil bastard! he’d clash so much with AA, beautifully so, each step he took in his own house disapproved by a tiny immortal butler.
AA, re designing their home after stripping out everything about it that Cazador loved: rouge for the curtains in the our bedroom-
Sceleritas, right behind him: awful choice. My lady despises that shade of rouge, ruby red only. And For curtains it should be a plain white so the gory details of my lady’s marvellous work may be seen in splendid detail by all.
AA: I think I should know the desires of my own consort better then some…creature?
Sceleritas: you would think so, but evidently not. If my lady had no need of me i wouldn’t be here to witness your errant displays of tackiness and civility.
AA: me tacky? The day I take advice from a creature dressed like that on how not to be tacky is the day Raphael rises from the hell’s to preform swanlake.
He only keeps him around because he makes his sweet consort laugh. He’d never forgo that particular melody. And because the little bastard won’t die.
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frootloopsl · 8 months
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I just want you to know I love how absolutely sassy you draw Near.
thank you! i realized i could just draw him like a lil bastard and i actually love that !!
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Sword gays showdown, losers bracket (Round 1)
Propaganda:
For Leo: (Mod note: most submissions were for RTMNT but there was 1 for the character in general as well)
He's a badass, he's a loser, he's the coolest guy of all time, he's a pathetic little man, he's the greatest ninja the world has ever seen, hes an asshole, he has badass portal katanas, he's the fruitiest iteration of the charecter by far! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. The one, the only, RISE LEONARDO!
I mean just look at him!
He has these super cool swords and he’s a lil bit fruity
literally the gayest most flamboyant idiot teenager ever. he's a sassy overconfident bastard and we love him for it. he has a magic portal sword for most of the series. the kind of sword he wields (an ōdachi) was specifically picked because, AND I QUOTE, "he can't even hold that thing without looking like he was posing with it. we thought that was really fun for a kid who's got a giant sword and that kind of attitude." in previous tmnt iterations there was this guy, Usagi, who i guess those versions of Leo must have had some kind of chemistry with, idk. fun fact he's not even really a tmnt character, he's a crossover character who's just showed up in like three different iterations!! anyway, despite Usagi literally not existing in Rise canon, Rise!Leo gives off SUCH gay vibes that THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS DECIDED THAT HE EXISTS ANYWAY AND IS LEO'S BOYFRIEND AND/OR MASSIVE CRUSH. THE ENTIRE FANDOM. I'M LITERALLY NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. Leosagi is like, the biggest ship in the goddamn fandom and ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ISN'T EVEN CANON. this entire animatic. yeah.
Dual wields katanas like a boss. Has also used various other swords in different pieces of TMNT media. Regardless of which iteration of Turtles we're talking about, he's also almost always "close friends" with the katana-wielding samurai rabbit Usagi!
For Percy:
shes canonically ace :] and shes got a REAL ASS GOD DAMN SWORD!!!!!!
She wields a real ass goddamn sword and kicks ass with it! She can also channel her magic wizard tower powers into said sword which is also badass. She also has some really banger lines in the show.
She carries a real-ass-goddamned-sword ! Which is in genuine reference to when she's first introduced in the series! She also constantly carries said sword around and uses it in combat later in episode 7
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Virtual Character Tourney - Bracket Delta - Round 2
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Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)
Lil' Hal propaganda:
hes an ai that lives in a pair of glasses. he knows the end of pi. he loves fucking with people so much.
Bastard AI stuck inside a pair of sunglasses. Surprisingly tragic. Somewhat gender goals. Mentally 13 years old. Has cool black and red imagery. A reference to the OG, Hal 9000. A bit of a loser. Claims to have solved pi, likely just to piss off his creator (who he is a digital brainclone of). You know how it goes. Hit The Blorbo Button!!
he's an ai built off a clone of dirk's brain. he's technically 13 years old because of this. he's silly he's sassy he's literally a pair of sunglasses. idk what else to put here i'm not very good at telling people why my silly guys should go in brackets
Alie propaganda:
Shes very evil and pretty badass and a very cool antagonist for a whole season, and she causes a lot of Angst for the main characters. She's mostly virtual and operates from all of her computers. However, she takes this physical form that you can only see if you've been possessed by her WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING COOL !!
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