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nartml · 9 months

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Your misogyny is showing. Get your shit together

(First and last time I'll ever bother with such a rude ask, but I'll use this oh so sugary sweet statement to get some things out the way )

CW: Rant ahead, not Sakura or Hinata friendly, if you disagree and won't be nice about sharing your opinions fucking DNI, this isn't for you.

My misogyny 💀

Because I don't like Sakura and Hinata, I assume? Why is it always misogyny's fault with y'all?

Respectfully, I don't really care about Sakura and Hinata. I'm mostly indifferent to them, but they're fun to criticize, considering there's so many flaws to talk about.

Maybe I was harsh with my words when respectively bashing them, but what I said still objectively stands. Sometimes, not liking a female character has less to do with misogyny and more to do with the fact that they're really, really not that good.

But alas, I sincerely apologize for my just so disgustingly misogynistic words (in case you don't get it, I'm being 100% sarcastic)

In a bit less harsh, more analytical manner, allow me to rephrase:

Sakura is someone who doesn't fit in the Shinobi world. She's too delusional about her romantic fantasies regarding Sasuke to be able to properly advance in such a harsh environment. And Hinata, with or without her infatuation with Naruto, is an incapable kunoichi. She's far too timid and hesitant to be a warrior.

Now, those are not necessarily bad things. Not having what it takes to be a Shinobi can easily be considered positive; be it because you're a hopeless romantic and that hinders your ability to maximize your potential or because you just don't have the spine or endurance necessary to be a badass ninja. Those aren't reasons to violently hate on someone. Specifically about Sakura and Hinata, those aren't even the reasons why so many people dislike them.

Or at least I hope not. I'd understand the point of your ask better if I had said anything derogatory about their appearance, for example. Those types of haters are annoying, and I manage to turn into both Sakura and Hinata's biggest defenders the moment someone says shit that degrades Sakura for her chest or some other bs, and/or fetishizes Hinata in any way. Rest assured, I'm anything but misogynistic.

But oh shit, it's time we realized that Sakura's "feelings" for Sasuke were simply a shallow school girl crush. And that would've been okay, understandable, maybe even a little cute, if it weren't for the way she constantly pushed herself onto him, consistently referred to him as hers in her head, saw him as a trophy, a blank canvas to project her fantasies onto. She was disrespectful, and her confessions were sickening.

Because how dare you compare your loneliness to that of a genocide survivor? How could you make your supposed love's pain all about you? How could you be so ready to abandon your friends, family, life, and future just to follow him to someone who you know would cause him harm, when you so clearly don't even know or understand him? How could you try to minimize everything he went through, try to diminish all he's suffered in the name of "laughing and having fun like the good old times"? "What about me, Sasuke? I'll be in so much pain if you leave. Please, if there's even a small part of you that cares about me, stay". "I can't get close to you, I can't exchange blows with you, I can only whine and beg, it's pretty pathetic. There's nothing I can do for you".

These are all things she's said and/or done paraphrased. There's so much more I don't care to recall. And they're all very annoying.

Her sole motivation was Sasuke; he's the reason she talks about how she'll get stronger to catch up to him and Naruto, about how she wants to "save" him, or "protect" him, about how she wants to be able to "fight for herself next time".

But she never managed to really do any of it, because it was all so surface level. Her aspirations for life began and ended with Sasuke, a guy she ultimately doesn't know a single thing about. That's objectively pathetic.

I don't like her because of the way she treats Sasuke, because of the way she views him, because of the way she's so pretentious about her "undying love" for him.

I don't like anti-sasusakus who come at it from a "Sakura deserves better" perspective, because she got exactly what she asked for; now she even gets to parade around wearing that Uchiha crest like the trophy it is to her, while having done nothing to earn it!!!

But.

But.

Honestly? They're not exactly wrong. Maybe she doesn't deserve better. But her character would, at least if Kishimoto even wanted to write that story.

What do I mean by that? I mean that Sakura, as a main character, does not benefit from her feelings for Sasuke. It's not that Sasuke isn't good for her, it's that her "feelings" for him aren't.

I'll use Naruto as a comparison. His feelings for Sasuke [No, I don't care how you interpret their relationship. If you want, they can be platonic feelings or familial feelings (you'd be wrong but who am I to judge), or romantic feelings] actually serve as his basis for self improvement.

Usually, in media, love is something that drives characters to be better.

Naruto's love for Sasuke is his greatest strength.

Naruto kept getting stronger, with Sasuke as his motivator. Naruto kept trying to understand him, to see things from his perspective, never held any sort of idealistic "Sasuke would never do that" train of thought.

Naruto got to better understand the injustice of the system through Sasuke and his love for him. Naruto initially fought to bring him back to Konoha, not because he wanted to play house with him, or because he wanted Sasuke to cater to Konoha's every whim, but because in Naruto's mind, Konoha is home and it's safe, away from Orochimaru's dirty hands.

But then once he finally understood Sasuke better, once they fought and he carried Sasuke's burdensome hatred with him, he let him go. He let him travel, leave Konoha, without ever asking for him to stay, because he gets it (Unlike Sakura, who still didn't get it, and did the exact opposite)

In Sakura's case, however, her "feelings" for Sasuke hold her back. Though that's a bit of conundrum, seeing as any sort of achievements she's made are directly linked back to her crush. Like I said before, he's her motive. No, it's specifically the shallowness of her love, the half-heartedness in her convictions to improve that holds her back. Her "feelings" aren't as genuine as she –or any of you– likes to think they are, and that keeps her from growing, from seeing clearly (i.e: in the long run, they hold her back)

They're proof of her superficiality. She's too caught up in romanticizing the absolute shit out of Sasuke, too caught up in using him to live out her fairytale dreams, too caught up in asking others to bring him back to her, or whatever. She's too caught up in whether Sasuke looks at her or worries about her to fight properly. And I mean "fight" both literally and metaphorically here.

So yeah, her "feelings" for him aren't good for her. It would've been a much better character arc, in my opinion, something that could be actually empowering that would give her depth, if she had ended up with Lee instead.

Because Lee is the exact opposite of Sasuke, in the sense that he's ugly in Sakura's eyes (I'll state here that I don't think Lee is ugly, bushy brows and all, he's very pretty to me), and so to end up with him, well. That would require Sakura to see past physical appearance.

Sakura tends to be very judgemental of other people's looks, and the way she treats them is often correlated to how beautiful she finds them.

But falling for Lee would've been a great way for her to move past the cover and read the book. Something which could then translate to her being less insensitive and judgy from then on.

[Sakura fans love to point out that she might say rude stuff, but then she regrets it, so it's okay! To that I say, it hardly matters that you regret something you say and promise that you'll be better, if you're just going to repeat the process the next day]

That said, she didn't even have to end up with anyone. She could've remained single, after realizing how wrong she was about Sasuke. She could've stopped pining after him, and gotten herself a goal that is bigger than just ending up with him.

But that's not who she is. That's actually, an entirely different character. That's not how Kishimoto wrote her, and criticizing him because of that is stupid. He knew what and why he was doing it, and the narrative some of you adopt, the one that goes "no, I'm better than so-and-so, this character should've been that way instead", is exhausting.

Sakura fans never represent her how she canonically is. Truly, 100%, the way she's depicted in the show. They nitpick which parts of her they like, and ignore the rest. You guys love the version of her that isn't shallow, that understands Sasuke, that is assertive, that is 3-dimensional; a person whose hard work actually comes to mean something, who is much more genuine about her love for Sasuke, who is by all means an independent badass. The Sakura who is selfless and understanding and a go-getter badass. And that's okay, I guess. But at least admit it.

It's always an outsider commenting on how "she's better than Tsunade" because they saw her punch one time, or "her feelings for you have matured" (something cancelled out entirely by Sakura later). It's always "I've caught up to them" after something that amounts to nothing significant. We're told she's great. We've yet to see it for ourselves, outside of those five? Six maybe? Eight is my being generous. Truly iconic scenes that she has in the entirety of the manga.

I stand by my closing line on her post.

She's foolish, and too caught up in her own romantic, fantasy world to substantially thrive in a reality as cold-blooded as the one she was born in.

And that's all she'll ever be.

As for my girl Hinata. I absolutely stand by everything I said on that post. Not taking a single word back. Maybe Sakura has a few redeeming qualities; like I said, you could explore her character outside of her crush on Sasuke and make a true badass out of her. (While still acknowledging the fact that that's not who Kishimoto wrote her to be)

But Hinata? There's no character to explore. Period. She's nice. Sweet. Kind, maybe? Sweet. Did I mention nice? I should probably not forget to say that she's sweet. Let's not omit that she's privileged and doesn't care one bit that her family is a-okay with slavery!! OH, and she can cook well. She also has those big boobs. And all her symbolism with Naruto was ripped off sns, coincidentally.

She's very passively likable, and the definition of forgettable. Like it or not.

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As for me, I should make it clear here and now that I am no misogynist. I like to think of myself as a very passionate intersectional feminist, who gives credit where it's due.

These two ladies? They don't deserve the aforementioned credit.

Have a great day 💞

#anti sakura fandom #anti ss #anti the last #sns #anti hinata #anti sakura haruno #anti sasusaku #anti naruhina #anti nh #naruto ramblings #my stuff #y'all need to get yourselves some of those shiny critical thinking skills #they're very useful #respectfully fuck off 💕💕#long post #pro sasuke #pro sasuke uchiha #anon #my anti ss agenda

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inriospocket · 1 year

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daisy!! how are you doing? i know you have exams so please feel free to get to this anytime. i got let out of my previous job position and i’m currently confused because of the explainatoon that was given and job searching again. would love to see how rio would act to the reader in that same scenario after he notices she’s either got too much time on her hands or just hasn’t been doing her regularly scheduled program for work. (1/2).

(2/2) also would love to know if she’d confront her boss or whomever about letting her go to begin with or would rio? i just see a ton of angst, fluff, and protective vibes from rio in my head so please feel free to do with these ideas what you will! i hope your exams good/went great 💕. you’re a stunning star ✨💖.

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I know this is very late but I'm hoping you were able to find another job or another path you feel better on. If you're still active, let me know! I'd love to know if you're doing better. Enjoy! :)

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Respectfully, fuck you

word count ♡ 1,036

summary ♡ You’ve just been let go from your job and Rio has noticed an abnormal amount of free time you’ve had.

situation ♡ angst/fluff

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“But, why? Did I do something wrong?” You asked, scanning your manager’s eyes for answers.

You could see his cold stare shift into a look of guilt, and he looked away, keeping his hands busy with loose paperwork on his desk.

“Please clear your things. We’ll have your last check in your account by Friday.” He said without another word.

You hadn’t known a day without working. You could say since you were the eldest of 5, you’ve always had some sort of job. Since Rio and you got together, he had been taking care of everything which he encouraged but you wanted to work anyway. But with the excuse of the bills being paid, and you just getting fired; you had simply nothing to do but think.

Everyone else would have been ecstatic to have a break, but it only filled you with more anxiety. Rio started his days early and almost always ended late, but he did happen to notice that you were still in your pajamas when he came home for lunch each day.

“You’ve been calling out of work or somethin’?” He mentioned as he set a bottle of water down for you.

You shook your head, mindlessly scrolling through the channels on the tv.

“Wassup then?” He asked again.

You weren’t sure why you hadn’t told him that you got fired yet. You were just so stuck in your head all this time.

“They fired me.” You said, and you could see the mental wheels turning in his calculated head.

You read him very well from the soft to cold stare when he turned that inner switch off. He was obviously more upset than you were.

“Bet,” he said instantly. He didn’t ask for any explanation knowing he didn’t need one. He already had his plan together to fuck your manager up but as soon as he opened the car door to leave, he almost instantly closed it back.

He knew you didn’t do anything wrong, but it was more concerning that you weren’t sad, or even angry. You were simply just existing. He concluded that it was no longer up to him to defend you. This was something you needed to work through on your own, but he would just have to give you a push.

“I was hoping you’d change your mind about breaking his fingers.” You joked as you saw him come back inside.

“Actually, his thumbs. Can’t do shit without your thumbs.” He made himself chuckle.

You shrugged again, mindlessly scrolling through your phone now. He stood against the wall, hands in his pockets as if he was waiting for something.

“What’s up with you, mama? Sitting around here ain’t gonna find you answers.” He said.

You remained quiet but he knew you were listening since your thumb was just hovering over your phone screen now.

“What do you want, [Y/N]? You want your job back? You want another?” He pushed.

You shrugged.

“Oh, so things get hard, and you just give up?” He pushed again. You took one of the throw pillows from the couch and flung it towards his head.

“What is it you want me to say? I’m not you; I don’t want to go around fucking people up because they make me upset,” You folded your arms.

“So, you are upset?” He asked, tilting his head even though he already knew.

“Of course, I'm upset! I work really hard and for someone to not give a quarter of a shit to explain why I’m- you know what? Fuck this.” You stood up and went to get your keys.

Rio bit his lip to hide his smirk, but he was waiting for you to finally get it together. Even if you weren’t going to get any answers, you were going to have the last word.

Rio was close behind when you marched your way through the cubicles to find where your manager was. He did a double take when he realized it was you interrupting his important conference meeting.

“Oh, sorry Rick, am I interrupting? Did you happen to get to the part where you take your sponsors money, fuck off with it and fire your best employees because you can’t afford to pay them?” You said, giving him an artificial smile.

You figured it out quickly once you were done wallowing and it was fair enough that what you said alone in front of all these important people likely tanked his entire business.

Rick laughed it off nervously, but cold stares were filling the entire room towards him. He cleared his throat, reaching for the button on the conference phone for security.

Rio stood back like a dark shadow, but he didn’t go unnoticed.

“Don’t...don’t do that.” Rio said, stopping him in his tracks.

“You’re gonna have to get more than security to get me out of here before I’m done. Besides the fraud and theft, I really rocked with you, Rick. I mean, nothing beats stale ass donuts. The worst part about it is how loyal I was. I came in on time, stayed late and for what? For you to sit back and get sucked off on the clock by the bitch in HR? The irony.”

Your old coworkers' heads popped up from their cubicles one by one to get a better view.

“That’s enough!” Rick yelled, and Rio instantly stepped forward until you put your hand up to stop him.

“Sir, respectfully, fuck your meeting,” You giggled, going around the table to push all the important paperwork on the floor.

“Fuck your office,” You said again, taking each jellybean bowl from the table one by one to dump wherever you could.

It seemed like you were done when you walked towards the door until you reached for the trash can.

“And most importantly, fuck you!” You said, dumping it and throwing the container at him.

Rio couldn’t hold in his laughter any longer, and he couldn’t have been any prouder of his girl.

After your well needed release, you finally had a clear mind to figure things out.

“So, what’s next?” Rio asked, planting subtle kisses on your forehead.

“I’m going to do what I want now.” You smiled.

#rio good girls #rio x reader #gg fic #angst #light fluff

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worldsetfree · 4 months

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Stardust Crusaders × Reader: Motion Pictures

(+ bonus card at the bottom of the cereal box!)

Finally, you and your travelling band of troubadours have arrived at a hotel for the first time in days. It's early in the evening, everybody's exhausted, so you decide to retire to your rooms early and decompress. But you want to take some time, either with the group or your special someone and unwind with a movie.

(Trying to stay as canon-compliant as possible, so only movies that came out in or before 1988. Enjoy! Feedback welcome.)

I. THE MAGICIAN

Muhammad Avdol hasn't watched a lot of movies tbh. Down for most anything. Spending time with you is the true privilege.

Tbh I am struggling so much with picking a movie for him. His favourite movie canonically is Midnight Run, so maybe he'd recommend something like From Russia With Love?

I think he would let you pick if it was only the two of you and just be happy for the time together. He is the sweetest of men.

Respectfully tender. You want to share a blanket? You want snacks? You want to kiss? He's prepared and willing for anything.

Toasty warm if you want to cuddle. Leaves him delightly flustered.

V. THE HIEROPHANT

Omg this bean. 💕 Kakyoin Noriaki wants you to watch something that is of great personal significance to him but he's fearful of rejection.

He'll pick something a little bit artsy (and maybe pretentious), but something he holds dear to his heart. But it's Kakyoin, and he's also kind of a weirdo. He's gonna pick something a little out there like Blade Runner. The Princess Bride?

Please, bear with him. He's doing his best. Does the movie fit the vibe? Maybe not. But it's about being next to you.

Wants to cuddle, is too nervous to ask. You're gonna have to be the bold one here.

Watch his face flush to match his hair if you pull him in close and kiss his cheek. He's gonna want to do this every night from now on.

VII. THE CHARIOT

Oh Lord, Jean Pierre Polnareff has been waiting for this moment. He wants to fall in love. This is his chance to woo you, mademoiselle.

Already has a running list of appropriately romantic movies. Settles on Dirty Dancing (he is incorrigible). He doesn't actually care about the movie, this is all just a scheme to set the mood.

Chatty as fuck during the movie. Sweet nothings in your ear and distracted commentary on the movie. His stream of consciousness, really. Wants to see you blush.

Offers to let you sit/put your head in his lap. C'est magnifique if you take him up on that.

He is a gentleman, he won't try anything you don't want. He is going to ask to kiss you, though. Even if it's not the first time you've kissed today. He can't help himself.

IX. THE HERMIT

Joseph Joestar is either trying to inspire the group with some big moral lesson or he's leaning on his comfort films in private with you. No in-between.

"Comfort films" means Indiana Jones. That's it. There's a new one coming out next year, you know? You'll go see it with him, right? He's just as handsome as Sean Connery!

He's gonna try the ol' big yawn and stretch into holding you trick. Thinks he's slick.

Somehow he's already eaten the snacks. Pest. Will get more if you ask nicely.

The type of man who waits til you're very engrossed in the movie, then distracts you by kissing your neck. Success may vary. What do you mean Indiana Jones doesn't get you in the mood?

XVII. THE STAR

Good grief, why do you have to do this right now? Kujo Jotaro is tired and wants to sleep. You're so needy.

(He's thrilled by the idea and would love to turn his brain off for a night).

In front of the guys, he wants to watch some cool action movie. Top Gun? Yojimbo? More of a cinephile than he lets on. In private, he is more comfortable being the dork we know he is. Might suggest detective fiction or a documentary.

Adores these quiet moments of respite. Will play with your hair. Pamper him a little bit with soft affection and see his brows finally relax right before your eyes.

Will end up falling asleep on your shoulder, with his arms wrapped around you. Will beat up anybody that tries to tease him about it. RIP Joseph

0. THE FOOL

(He's a dog. Obviously platonic)

You're done. Fuck these guys. Fuck this whole trip. They have tried your patience for the last time today.

You and Iggy will cuddle up on a soft hotel bed and watch a Disney movie or something and have a self-care night.

Do a face mask. Realign your chakras. Enjoy strange flavours of gum. Live your best life.

Iggy is suprisingly okay with this turn of events. He lays in your lap and lets you pet him. Finally, he has found peace.

The men are distraught grumpy about missing out on this. Open the door, please. They're sorry, they promise they won't fuck up and do any stupid shit without listening to you again. Please!

Bonus Card:

IV. THE EMPORER

Baby, he's never wanted to do anything more in his life. He swears! Hol Horse loves taking time to unwind with you!

You already know this man is going to try to charm you with a spaghetti western. Fistful of Dollars it is.

THIS AIN'T HIS FIRST RODEO. He's already got all the pieces together to make this a proper romantic night. Popcorn? Check. Comfy seating? Check. Cologne? Check. Handsome smile? Baby, you're screwed.

Takes it slow, lets you make the first move. Will make you swoon.

Like a bandit, he is gone in the morning, with a note telling you he'll be back again soon and to keep him in your heart. ♡

#jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #part 3 #mohammed avdol #noriaki kakyoin #jotaro kujo #jean pierre polnareff #iggy jjba #hol horse #jean pierre polnareff x reader #kujo jotaro x reader #kakyoin noriaki × reader #joseph joestar x reader #old joseph joestar #muhammad avdol x reader #hol horse × reader #ramblingsfromzawarudo

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jtargaryen18 · 11 months

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His Inheritance ~ Surprise Chapter 31 Preview

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Yeah, I'm at a park right now eating from food trucks and getting ready for a band and fireworks later. Wish me luck...

But, I thought I'd send you a little present if you're not out and about this evening. A little hint of what's to come. I love you! 💕💕💕

When Bucky’s phone rang, it didn’t surprise him. When he saw Kat’s number…

They didn’t have plans tonight. Why the hell was she calling?

“Hello,” Bucky said, pausing the cage match he’d been watching.

“Bucky?” Kat sniffled, tears in her voice.

“Yes?”

“I’m at the hospital,” she said, clearing trying not to sob.

“Have you been hurt?” he asked, pulling the lever to sit up in his recliner. “What happened?”

“I’m fine,” she said. “It’s my sister, Paulina.”

Ah. “What happened?”

“She’s unconscious,” Kat managed. “I don’t know what happened. But neither of us have insurance…”

Neither of them was legal residents of the US either. Bucky sighed.

“I’ll send someone down there,” he told her, ready to get back to his fight. Before his hand reached the lever on his chair, she started sobbing in earnest.

“Please,” Kat begged him. “Will you come down here?”

Kat wasn’t usually so needy. Usually, she stuck to their agreement. Something must have had her spooked.

“Give me a few minutes,” he said before hanging up.

Shaking his head, he shot a text to his men telling them he needed the car ASAP.

Erik Killmonger was there in less than five minutes. He’d been a soldier for the Barnes family for the last five years. The entire time, he’d handled the tasks that he was given. He never failed, followed orders to a fault, and was always quiet and respectful, Bucky’s two favorite qualities in a soldier.

Killmonger’s ambition had been obvious from the beginning. It was in the confident way he walked, the efficient way he took care of business. It was there when he asked Bucky if he could serve him personally. Since then, he had Killmonger reporting directly to Hansen and he showed the same respect to him.

The two men were comparable in their abilities, evenly matched when it came to killing a man. But where Hansen liked to put on a show and preen around, psychologically breaking down his prey, Killmonger was silently lethal. Bucky had to wonder if half of the men he’d sent him to kill even saw it coming.

Now that Hansen was wherever the fuck Hansen was, Bucky didn’t believe for a fucking minute the bastard was dead, Killmonger was his top lieutenant. Maybe he should have been all along.

He’d put the man in charge of finding Hansen. Killmonger knew him better than he did. Bucky’s only request was that he be brought in alive.

Bucky wanted to kill the fucker himself.

The betrayal signed his death warrant. The fact that Hansen thought he was going to just make off with the woman Bucky coveted, the bright jewel in the crown he'd soon wear... Bucky was just sorry he could only kill him once.

“Where we off to?” Killmonger asked, ready to go.

“The hospital,” Bucky said, following him out to the garage. “Kat’s sister is there. I don’t know what happened yet.”

Killmonger held the door open for Bucky to climb in the back of the huge SUV. Walking around, Killmonger took a seat in the front next to the driver.

Bucky caught Zemo’s gaze in the rearview mirror. “We’re going to the hospital. St. Agnes," he told him.

When they reached the hospital, pulling up to the door at the ER, Zemo again met his gaze in the mirror. “Should you be going in there, boss?” he asked respectfully.

“He can go wherever he wants,” Killmonger said, opening his door. “Nothing’s going to happen to him.”

Damn right. Very soon, Bucky would be the goddamn king of Boston.

#His Inheritance #Act 2 #Setting the stage

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into-crazy · 2 months

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don't wanna miss a thing

》 chapter 3

Negan Smith x Female Reader

Non-apocalyptic AU // The Walking Dead AU

Other Characters(mentioned): Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, and Carl Grimes

Summary: You get harassed by some guys on your way home and someone comes to your rescue. They walk you home, reflecting on moments from your shared past.

Warnings- mature language, alcohol consumption, age gap(reader's in her early 20s), slow burn, angst, comfort, fluff, ages 18+

Other chapters & info -> RIGHT HERE

💕divider by @saradika-graphics

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It was a painful walk down the driveway.

Even in your state, you still respectfully chose not to cut through the grass for a shortcut. Rick was proud of his grass, he worked hard to keep it nice and healthy. But now that you were finally out of there you let your tears fall freely.

You were so fucking stupid. Completely delusional to think that you could ever be with Negan. Who were you kidding? There was never a chance. You're just a kid to him. You've always been, and he'll never see you as anything other than that. Though what hurt you even more was seeing that he had his eyes set on someone else. You know that you have no right to be upset. Negan doesn't owe you anything, he can be with who ever he wants. However it doesn't stop the fact that deep down inside of you it still hurt.

Reaching the sidewalk, you turn towards your house and continue on. The sun is close to setting, casting long shadows all over the ground. That is how you noticed a vehicle coming up from behind, by it's shadow. At first you didn't think anything of it, assuming that it was going to keep going in the direction it was heading. But then it suddenly slowed and someone called out to you from the passenger window.

"Hey there, cutie!"

Wiping your eyes, you look up to see that it's a group of guys in a small SUV. They look like they could be high school seniors or college freshmen. Blasting their music loud enough for the whole street to hear. Whatever they were listening to it's rather obnoxious.

"Where are you heading off to?" The same guy from the passenger window asks you. You spot the can of beer in his hand. Well that's great, they're drinking in a moving vehicle. Hopefully they have a designated driver.

"No where," you return indifferently. "I'm just going home."

"She's not into you bro." The driver states to him lowly.

However he brushes it off and tries again. "Shut up man.. So we're uh, heading over to a party tonight over on the east side. How about I get your number and maybe I could see you there?"

The way he asked you felt as though he wasn't even asking you at all. It sounded more like a demand. That or he was rather confident that you were going to give him your number. Either way you weren't interested.

"No thanks." You toss back, hoping that they'll get the hint and move on.

Your rejection is heard by the other guys, they immediately poke fun at their friend. Which only stirs him on more.

He then attempts to cover up his embarrassment with a laugh, licking his lips before replying, "well see, that doesn't work for me sweetheart."

You stop in your tracks, turning to look at him in shock and wondering if you had heard that right. The arrogant smirk on his face indicates that you had. You hated hearing the word sweetheart come from his mouth. All of a sudden you start to feel very exposed. Remembering that you are wearing nothing but a bikini because your clothes are in your bag. It doesn't help that every one of those guys are leering at you like you're a hooker selling on the street. You nervously clutch on to the bag around your shoulder.

He opens his mouth again to speak. "So how about it? Give me your number and we'll meet up. Then I can fix that little attitude problem you got." He winks at you while his friends laugh and exchange high fives.

This whole situation makes your stomach churn. You want nothing more for them to leave you alone. Anger bubbles up in your throat too quickly before you can contain it.

"I said no!" You snap at him. "Now do me a favor and fuck off!"

He scoffs at that. "You bitch!"

He launches his beer at you from the window. Luckily it misses you. Instead it lands right by your feet. The can smashes against the concrete with a loud crashing sound and beer slashes all over your feet. It startles you into dropping your bag on the floor.

Everyone in the car breaks out into a laughing fit. You, well you stand there. Dumbfounded and utterly defeated. And you didn't think this day could get any worse, yet it had. This was the soggy cherry on top of a shit sundae.

"Hey!" A voice is unexpectedly heard from behind you, snapping the guys out of their guffawing.

The one who launched the beer motions at the driver to go. "Oh shit, let's go!"

The car speeds off as Negan rushes over to your side. It catches you by surprise, because what is he doing here?

"That's it- get the hell out of here!" He shouts at the car before mumbling under his breath, "little pricks." He then turns his attention towards you. "Hey.. you okay?"

You break down in tears, hugging yourself for comfort. Negan wraps his jacket around your shoulders to cover you up. Then he pulls you close, wrapping his arms around you. You hug him back tightly and sob into his chest. Not caring anymore as you let it all go.

"I know, it's alright. I've got you now." His voice is low and soft as he strokes your hair. "Come on, let's get you home."

You nod at that, using the back of your hand to wipe away your tears. He collects your bag off the ground and walks you the rest of the way to your house.

"Rick send you to check on me?"

A scoff leaves his lips, "No. Rick didn't send me to do shit. I came because I wanted to make sure my girl got home safely. Good thing I did, too."

Negan calling you his girl would have brought a smile and a blush to your face, if you weren't still upset.

Coming up to the front door, he thinks of what to say. "Listen I uh.." his sentence trails off as he gently hands you your bag. "You should go on inside. I can come by for the jacket tomorrow."

There's no response or movement from you. When he turns to leave you snap up to look at him. "Stay?"

He immediately stops at that. Meeting your sad eyes, he doesn't say anything.

"Please stay with me for a while?" You plead quietly, hands clutching tighter on to the jacket.

Sighing deeply, he takes a second to ponder on it before agreeing. "Alright."

It's silent again as you unlock the door and step inside. He follows right after you, taking the liberty of closing and locking the door behind him. The chill of the air inside brushes against your skin, making you shiver. It didn't help that your hair was still damp from the pool.

Negan notices that you're cold. "You wanna go get cleaned up and put on something comfortable?" You flash him a worried pout and he chuckles. "Don't worry, I'll wait down here for you. I won't sneak out or anything. Promise."

You take his word for it. But before you ascend up the stairs you make a suggestion, "I don't want to come back down afterwards. Would you come up with me? You can wait in my room."

His eyes widen, he's taken aback by your invitation. Even though it was an innocent request it was rather unexpected, and that was what threw him off. Plus he's never seen or been in your room before. He briefly clears his throat, "I mean, sure. Is that what you want?"

"Yes," you return. "I just.. I'd feel better knowing you're close by. Knowing that I'm not alone."

There was no way he could say no to you. He hums and follows you up the stairs all the way to your bedroom.

The sun had finally set, casting the last bit of light through the curtains into your room. You navigate through the dimly lit space to turn on a table lamp beside your bed. As the light flicks on Negan takes in your bedroom for the first time. It was certainly a reflection of your personality, and that in itself made him feel welcome. He notices that you didn't change rooms since you're not in the master. He doubts that your aunt took it over either but that's a question he'll save for another day.

You scramble around, picking a few things up from the floor and moving others out of the way. Negan stood there, lazily following your movements. You collect a fresh pair of clothes from the dresser and let out a small sigh, "I'm going to go wash up."

He keeps his focus on you as you slide off his jacket and set it down on the bed. "Take your time. I'll be here." He assures.

"Feel free to sit on the bed if you want. I won't mind." And with that, you leave the room.

Negan decides to look around some more. He caught a glimpse of a photo collage on the wall, so he went over for a closer look. There were pictures of your parents, some with the three of you together. All with huge smiles and warm vibes. There were a couple snaps of the Grimes, looking like the picture perfect family as usual. One photo was of him and your dad in the garage, laughing as they posed for the camera. Negan remembers all the good times he'd spent with him.

He then came across the only photo of you and him up there. Right in the middle, it was a selfie you'd taken with him a while back. Your smile was so bright, and he couldn't help but notice the glimmer in your eyes. He really liked that photo. Negan spots your camera on the desk near the pictures. He remembers how you used to carry it everywhere, capturing the moments up on the wall above. You don't carry it around anymore, not since your parents..

A few more steps and he finds himself by the window. Peaking through the curtains, he's got a perfect view of his house from here. Everything from his driveway to the front door. It makes him wonder if you've ever watched him from here.

The sound of the door creaking brings him to turn, finding you coming back into the room. Your hair is damp from the shower this time, and you're wearing a pair of sleep shorts and a cropped tshirt. It was a bit revealing, however the man has already seen you in a bikini so you didn't think much of it. Besides, he'd told you to put on something comfortable and what better than the close you sleep in.

He looks you over briefly. "Feeling better?"

"Yeah, I needed that." You admit. There's a guilty look on your face, like you have something you need to confess. A secret that you can no longer contain. Inhaling sharply you breathe out, "actually, there's something that I need to tell you."

He fixes his gaze on you, a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. "I know."

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Flashback:

It was a sad, gloomy day. Even the sky looked melancholy, filling up with puffy grey clouds to shield away the sun. Not allowing the warmth of the rays to reach you or anyone else.

Many people had shown up to pay their respects and offer their condolences for your loss. Most of those people you knew, and very few in which you didn't.

The burial was especially the hardest for you. You couldn't exactly describe the feeling you experienced while watching your parent's caskets being lowered into the ground. You don't think you'll ever be able to describe it. But it was at that moment in which you knew that you would never see them again. At least, not in this life.

Your eyes were red and puffy from crying, and you didn't talk much at all. Relying mostly on head gestures. Only having enough mental energy to mutter a few words to certain people that talked to you. Aunt Rena never left your side throughout the whole event. Even Rick, Lori, and little Carl were always close by. As for Negan, he kept a bit of a distance.

There was already so many people around you, he didn't want to smother you with his presence as well. Though he did come by to offer his own condolences when he had the chance to talk to you more privately. You hugged him tight and never wanted to let him go. He kept you tight in his embrace, letting you hold on to him as long as you needed. It was up until other people came over to talk to you when he had to gently pull back.

It is a quarter to 8 pm. You've been home for a while now. Aunt Rena was exhausted from the day and had went to bed early. You had other plans.

Drained and full of grief, you grabbed a bottle of whiskey from your dad's cabinet and sat on the front porch looking through your family photo album. Since it's the middle of November it is cold. So you brought a blanket to keep warm. You sat by yourself, with shaky hands and teary eyes. Flipping through the pages and pouring glass after glass. Laughing at some of the memories through the photos then taking swigs of your drink when your laughter turns into soft sobs. You probably shouldn't be out here like this but you were. You didn't want your aunt to know, or worry. That you're slowly numbing yourself with alcohol so that you could stop feeling for a while. It seemed to do it's job. As you felt yourself gradually slipping in and out of consciousness.

Negan is pulling into his driveway when he spots you on your porch all by yourself. Immediately he notices that something's not right. You're not moving.

Getting out of his car he rushes over. Calling your name but no response. You are passed out and there's a half empty bottle of whiskey on the table next to you. At first he's very worried and assumes the worst. Though the panic fades when he hears the soft snores coming from you. He checks you over again, you're sound asleep with an open photo album tucked in your arms.

"Shit kid.."

Relief washes over him, though he's concerned with how long you might've been out here. Especially out cold the way you are. It's freezing and you only have a thin blanket wrapped around your body. Brushing some hair out of your face, he could tell you had been crying again. Your cheeks were flushed and dried streams ran down your cheeks and nose. He attempts to wake you up by shaking you gently. When that doesn't work he does it more firmly.

"Y/n.. hey, wake up."

You only mumble and tuck further into your blanket in response. Brows furrowing then letting up as soon as you get comfortable again.

The sight of you made his heart ache. He can't imagine what you're going through, though he really does feel for you. He had lost two of his good friends, but you had lost both your parents. It hurt you both, yet it wasn't a pain in which he would try to compare to yours. He only wanted you to know that you weren't alone. That he will be here for you when you need him. After all you've become his friend, too.

Negan takes the book from your freezing hands and places it on the table before ringing the doorbell. He waits there at the door for a moment until Rena answers.

"Oh Negan, hello." She is surprised to see him at this time of night. "What can I do for you?"

"Hey Rena. I uh, well I found y/n asleep out here on the porch." Stepping aside, he motions over to where you're at.

Rena gasps into her hands, rushing to your side, "I- oh dear, I didn't even know she was out here!" She strokes your hair, a frown on her face as she examines the contents on the table.

"I figured you didn't," Negan shrugs. "I know you wouldn't have left her out here like this."

"Oh no, I would never." She shakes her head. "Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I was asleep, she could have been out here all night."

"She's alright. Gotta get her inside though."

"If she really drank that much, it might be hard to get her up in this state." Your aunt worries.

It's clear to Negan that it would be a rather difficult task for your aunt to do by herself. So he offers his help. "If you want, I can carry her inside."

"Would you?"

"Sure."

Negan carefully scoops you up into his arms and takes you inside. Your aunt follows behind, with the photo album held closely to her chest.

"You can set her down on the couch, she'll be fine there for the night."

He takes you into the living room and lowers you on to the couch. You stir from the movement, slipping in and out of your deep sleep.

Your aunt decides that the cover you currently have won't suffice. "I'm going to run upstairs and grab her another blanket. Can you watch her for a minute?"

Negan nods, a quiet 'yeah' leaving his lips.

Your aunt goes to retrieve the item, leaving Negan with you. The sound of you mumbling grabs his attention.

"What.. what happened?" You ask, fighting to keep your eyes open.

"It's alright sweetheart." Negan shushes you. "You're safe. You fell asleep outside but you're inside now."

Giggling to yourself, you reply, "oh yeah.." You briefly look around, recognizing your surroundings. Last you remembered, you were outside on the porch. "How'd I get in here?"

Negan drops to his haunches directly beside you. "I carried you."

"You carried me?"

"Sure did." There's a proud grin on his face after saying that.

Taken aback, your eyes gleam up at him. "Thank you."

"It's not a problem." He brushes it off. "Just want to make sure you're okay. Your aunt's coming back with a blanket. Now close your eyes and get some sleep."

"M'kay." You shut your eyes, letting out a deep sigh. "Hm.. Negan?"

He leans in a bit closer. "Yeah?"

"I love you." It comes out just above a whisper. Though the room was so quiet that he had heard it perfectly clear as if you'd said it aloud.

He chuckles awkwardly in response because you have never said that to him before. But you are drunk and he is your friend, so he figured you were just saying sappy shit. Like the kind of things you'd tell the girl holding your hair back while you're throwing up the alcohol you've ingested in a toilet. He gives your shoulder a playful nudge, muttering back, "love ya too, kid."

With your eyes still closed, you shake your head. "No Negan, I don't mean as a friend.." Your voice is low and soft. "I love, love you. Always have." That is the last thing you say before drifting off to sleep.

Your confession comes as a total shock to him. He is left completely speechless, wondering if you'd really meant what you said. However, he doesn't want to wake you again to find out. There are so many questions going through his mind when your aunt comes back. Pulling him away from you and halting his thoughts.

"There now," Rena places a thicker covering on top of you. Negan stands there, staring at you while she tucks you in. "She should be alright down here for the night. Thank you so much for bringing her in."

Her gratitude snaps him out of his haze. "Not a problem, you're welcome."

Your words are all Negan thinks about on his walk home. You love him? Did you really mean that? It's possible that you were just spewing nonsense since you were intoxicated. But what if it was the truth and it had managed to slip out because you were drunk? He believes in that old saying, "a drunk mind speaks a sober heart." So if what you'd said is true, then how long have you had these feelings for him? Must have been a long time, you did say you always have.

Negan thinks back, to a few instances where he had caught you looking at him a little too long. The times you've blushed because of something he said. Moments where you wanted to be near him. That twinkle in your eyes every single time you looked at him. He had always thought he was crazy when even the tiniest of a suspicion that you were interested in him popped into his head. Maybe she's got a little crush. Nah, she doesn't.. She's looking at me like that again. Cut the shit, she's only being nice.. Those suspensions bugged him for a while. And each time they'd come up he would dismiss them.

The thing is, he has always been very fond of you, but he wouldn't think of you in that way. He couldn't. There was no way. You were his friend's daughter.

Knowing what he knows now, however, he doesn't think he could forget or brush that away.

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#into-crazy #negan smith #twd negan #negan au #negan smith x reader #negan smith x y/n #negan imagine #the walking dead #fanfic #jeffery dean morgan #twd

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hoodharlow · 1 year

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Live from London

AN: SNL wasn't vibing with me so I'm making an insta AU and combining it with Miriam's birthday bc her b-day was the same day as the Chelsea game. Also the strike through comments are meant to denote deleted comments

Requested? No

Warnings: Jack being outta pocket in the comments and his IG stories

Word Count: n/a

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@'mdm: he wants to be me so bad, also don't forget to tune in tonight on SNL to see if my man is funny

@'medegutierrez: Miriam be serious 🦦

@'saintclauds: bitch, Jack literally breathes and you're fucking laughing

@'alinahunter: looking respectfully 🍒

@'jackharlow: I want to be IN you so bad

->@'urbanwyatt: was the three hour quickie not enough

->@'claybornharlow: you know damn well it wasn't

@'mdmxjh: not my parents matching

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@'nbcsnl: the goat, literally

@'jackharlowsource: the way I recognize Miriam's laugh 💀

->@'fan: that's not a laugh, it's a CACKLE

@'miriamdominguez: gonna turn him into birria de chivo

@'gq: the best looking host

@'antimack: I can't stand that stupid bitch's laugh 😒

@'jackharlowmemes: bye

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@'jackharlow: life changing experience

@'fan: I bet Miriam's tits are a life changing experience

@'mdm: why are my chichis in this post 😭😭😭

->@'jackharlow: because they were life changing last night 😏

@'Nicholasbraun: sick episode bro

@'urbanwyatt: legendary shit

@'yungskylark: Louisville's finest

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NOVEMBER

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@'jackharlow: Frustrating match

@'mdm: you can use me to take out your frustrations

@'jacksnewbalance: lmao did anyone see Miriam's comment 😭😭😭

->@'mdm: he used my account amd commented that. I pinky swear it wasn't me

@'jackharlow: also happy birthday Miriam, sorry we had you sitting in box seats

@'urbanwyatt: date night

@'reeceyjames: 🐐

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@'mdm: spent my birthday in my second home 🥰🥰🥰 (even though my man had me sitting with common folk)

@'urbanwyatt: common folk? we sat in box seats 🙄🙄🙄

->@'mdm: exactly

@'saintclauds: happy birthday bestie

@'medegutierrez:

@'theestallion: my fave hottie was born today 💕

@'jackharlow: suddenly I'm a chair

->@'mdm: my favorite chair 🤤

->@'mdm: stop taking my phone and commenting shit on it

@'mdmxjh: happy birthday miriam <3

@'katdominguez: baby sis is growing up 🥺

->@'josephdominguez: surprised she didn't wear her birthday girl tiara lmao

->@'mdm: jack fucked it off me

->@'josephdominguez: 🤨

->@'jackharlow: that wasn't me this time

@'miriamstan: happy birthday queen <3

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories (Nov. 6)

@'jharlowupdates: con😭grat😭tu😭lations😭

@'miriamstan: well he did say he was her chair 🤪

@'fan: need him bad

@'mackshipper: do they need a third

@'mdmxjh: me WHEN

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Miriam via Instagram Stories

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#jack and miriam #jack harlow instagram au #insta au #jack harlow #jack harlow one shot #jack harlow imagines #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow fanfiction

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spirit-lanterns · 9 months

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I actually had an idea for a scenario in the SR!AU.

That being... imagine if the fine lady the HSR girls pick up after their big race (or perhaps, even have the meeting be some time and/or place before the big race) were a mechanic? I could definitely see Seele and Stelle (respectfully) taking advantage of that, since you mentioned in the og post how their cars (especially Stelle's) as being kinda beat up/rough looking, right? I feel like they'd be extra appreciative of their mechanic ladyfriend. Imagine if like (assuming you intend to go for the route of the characters and the reader-insert an item) the reader gives them a special "girlfriend discount" for their services, and when I say discount... I mean literally a discount, like, with money. A working person's gotta make a living too, ya know!

Though, perhaps they could be "persuaded" to shave off a few more digits, things may get a bit... messy though, if you catch my drift 😉

I swear, my anons are more creative than me and they should be the ones writing the fanfics /pos

But in all seriousness, making the reader a Mechanic is one of the smartest ideas I’ve ever heard. Not only does she have a useful role in the Street Racer universe, but she has a good excuse for hanging out with the racers all the time. I imagine their cars get pretty busted up from their intense races, so they need someone reliable (and cute) to fix their prized cars. Someone like you, as you’re the only other person besides them who’s allowed to touch their winning vehicle 💕

Thank you so much for this idea, anon! I’ll definitely be using it! Especially with the idea of them paying for your services by taking you out on dates/fucking you ;)

#🕯️spirit box #street racer au

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kimchikrust · 10 months

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Hiii!

I don't know if your requests are open, but...

Can I request an very angst fic with bakugou (or Hawks) where reader dies violently? She is latina :)

Thank you for your time 💕

hi babe, i'll write something more detailed than this later. For now, I've got a headcanon that I hope is to your liking. 💟 For this prompt though, I'm bringing barbarian!katsuki out of hiatus || (dungeons & dragons!au)

barbarian!katsuki and his half-elf cleric join a party that they've crossed passed with often for a raid that snowballs into facing off against a dragon and a sorcerer with a malicious agenda

the entire time, his half-elf cleric is struggling with her magic and holy connection. As a result of barbarian!katsuki's influence over her (but doesn't regret following him), racked with guilt and mourning her strained relationship with her goddess

barbarian!katsuki is frustrated they can never find themselves alone – not how they used to be. he's constantly irritated by the friends they travel with, and he refuses to expose the vulnerable side he reserves for her, so barbarian!katsuki misses every opportunity to check on his sensitive half-elf cleric until it's too late.

in their confrontation against the sorcerer and hoards of goblins, his half-elf cleric's spells are taking too long to cast, and every hit she takes when barbarian!katsuki's cornered on the other end of the field makes it harder for her to summon energy.

but before long, barbarian!katsuki flies to her aid, taking on two hoards while yelling at his half-elf cleric at the center,

"The fuck are you stalling for? Quit fucking around, and get us out of here!"

barbarian!katsuki is fueled by frustration and deep concern as he throws his massive blade around to create distance from the mass enemy. he orders the rest of the party to return to their position, and the others find their way back in the next few moments.

"Now! Cast it!"

his half-elf cleric's eyes glow bright, and their party is surrounded by magic as the scene around them shifts to their next destination. an archer outside the barrier finds an opening, and it flies straight through the field, just over barbarian!katsuki's shoulder and into his half-elf cleric's outstretched arm.

barbarian!katsuki's focus on their escape is wholly overridden by her cry of pain, and he turns his back on the enemy to reach her.

but his half-elf cleric hasn't forgotten where they are or who they're against, and she throws her body into his side to shove him away – taking a wide knife into her back.

barbarian!katsuki isn't processing what's happening fast enough, but his half-elf cleric has tears in her eyes and a flash of panic when she feels herself tugged back by the chain at the hilt of the blade.

his half-elf cleric's lovely magic aura washes over her eyes, and she sputters a quick "I love yo-" before the enemy pulls their end and yank you out of the enchanted circle, out of his arms.

and the next moment, the wall of magic is gone, and they're in a bright field. Flowers and birds are chirping, a stark contrast to the gory battle they just escaped.

but they're missing a member, and her absence is deafening. barbarian!katsuki doesn't make a sound, and the rest of the party is in shock, not understanding where it all went wrong.

he can't go back right now, barbarian!katsuki keeps telling himself. it would be suicide, for him and their party, and he's blinded by rage and overwhelming grief that he won't give his life right now after his half-elf cleric had done it for him.

not exactly 'violent', but the subtext is there; hope this is okay for now, respectfully lmk your opinions in the comments ty <3

#bakugou katsuki #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #barbarian bakugo x reader #barbarian bakugou #katsuki angst #bakugou angst

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spookyserenades · 16 days

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OH DANA, you never fail to feed us so well ive gobbled everything up!!!! Namjoon moments, new domestic Jimin activities, OUR HOBI TRYING TO TALK US DOWN FROM THE LEDGE. like nice try babes but I wouldn't want to just take what that ghost said to me either, boutta throw hands with the entities. Sure they can call me a wh*re but mama didn't raise a COWARD. I'd also want to exorsice them out of pure spite (and for the safety of the family I guess) 😤 (also another hobi scenting scene? Yeah. Hot)

The second investigation was so cool and terrifying to read as well. My jaw dropped when I read the line saying we didn't notice our incense stick running out and the shadows around our ghost buster team. I was thoroughly spooked. However that got us JUNGKOOK TAT & PIERCING REVEAL! JUNGKOOK TAT & PIERCING REVEAL! I love bonding with our boys and looking respectfully.

HYBRID RIGHTS! HYBRID RIGHTS!!! WOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉 loved the return of y/n's parents im forever in awe of the way you write the supporting characters as well. I really care for everyone in the trouville verse immensely. I like the intro of more opportunities for our boys as well with advancing hybrid rights! Really interested to see where this will go. (Considering our growing codependency to our hybrids im looking forward to different yearning opportunities lol)

Regarding the ending...

WE FUMBLED THE BAG SO HARD 😫 WHY AM I ACTUALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS WEEKS ENDING? I'm y/n fr fr my heart took a deep plunge into icy cold waters of REJECTION. Bestie really said you snooze you lose and WE LOST SO BAD. HOW WILL WE RECOVER???? 😫😭

( also I went back to read some asks on the blog and turns out there has been a new 🍒anon while I was gone, so I will now be signing off as 🧡anon! To avoid confusion for me lol)

-🧡

EEEE STOPPP THANK YOU 🥺🥺🥺 Honestly you guys feed me just as well when we chat about the story together, too 💕💕

You're so so soooo right about wanting to throw hands with the ghosts. Like first you corner me in a bedroom, call me a whore, then you have the balls to hurt one of the hybrids I love??? BYE! I'd be up in that house with holy oil, spell candles, and a goddamn sword on fire if I were Y/N!!!

Defff was time for another scenting, especially one from a hybrid she's not already romantically involved with! I like that it was a more tender, romantic moment between her and Hoseok, which things between the two of them have been pretty bestie/platonic aside from a few instances here and there. V HOT!

OOO I know like that was the first UH OH moment, when she forgot to light another stick of incense! She must have been so distracted by trying to protect Jeongguk and Namjoon from the shadows that she didn't notice it went out. But YEEEEEEEE GOTH JEONGGUK TATS! AND PIERCINGS!!! MY OBSESSION!!!! She also was NAWT looking respectfully 💀

WOOOOOOO HYBRID RIGHTS FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!! AND stop 😭😭😭😭 I'm so happy you like the supporting characters, and not just the mains, it's important for Y/N to have others to lean on, not just her hybrids. I also love her mother's Jamie Lee Curtis vibes 🥰 I def think that a handful of the hybrids will either seek some kind of employment or maybe check out a uni class, Jimin and Hoseok in particular. I mean seriously, Jimin can't hang out with horses FOREVER 💀

fjkdaslfhasf IM KNOWN FOR THE MADDENING ENDINGS IM SORRYYY 💀 No seriously though that betrayal is gonna be brutal for her. I imagine Taehyung still feels a little betrayed that she hid her relationship with Yoongi from her, but like what was she supposed to do--- sit him down and go heyyyy I love Yoongi is that alright with you? Like imagine that conversation 💀 We WILL recover though I swear!!! Need some angst and obstacles to make everything more satisfying in the end 😉

OOP I'm sorry about the anon mixup lovebug!!! I love the orange heart too, though, so welcome back to our corner of Tumblr and sending you love 💜

#🧡 anon #SPOILERS #trouvaille #asks #dana's thoughts

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kakashiislut · 1 year

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Drinks?~ Ghost X F!Reader

Warnings: Alcohol Use, Platonic use of “I like you” drunk reader is confusing, ghost kinda likes it, ghosty boy becoming a bit more lenient with drinks in him.

Authors Note: A couple drinks with ghost ends off with some sort of friendship…?

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Heya! I’d appreciate some MWII Requests! I’ve been thinking about drinking with this man! Soo yah hope ya like it! Also I’m very hungry! 💕💕🔮🔮

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“Oh, he’s crazy” You mumbled, eyes twitching at the sight of soap letting some girls shake their asses on him. He had his arms thrown up into the air, wildly shaking his hips and the drink he held, almost spilled.

“He’s an idiot” Ghost snapped, half of his face inside the cup of his drink. “Why’d we have to come ‘ere”

‘Ere’ referring to the “Bar&Club” Soap chose to celebrate a victory. He took down the most bastards, meant he got to pick a place. Usually, you guys drink in the safety of a bar the base provided, but soap was an idiot who liked to have…fun. Which isn’t bad of course, it just made a certain someone uncomfortable.

Ghost sat besides you, drowning away guilt and horrors in glasses and glasses of bourbon. You’ve never seen so much of his face at once. His mask stopped at the first bump of his nose. Hell, you could almost see his nose hairs.

You on the other hand? You where being treated not only by the bar-tender who seemed to fancy you a bit, but by random drunk men who passed drinks your way.

You where downing all sorts of drinks, shots of tequila, fruity martinis, beers (which you respectfully passed along to Gaz and price) even a Shirley temple. It made you giggle.

“Ignore him” you stated, eyes widening as the bar tender came over with another drink, “bloke over there” he pointed, you followed his finger with your eyes and it landed on a boy who seemed way too young to be drinking. But never-the-less, you sent him a thumbs up, before slouching back down next to ghost.

It was a fancy cup of…scotch? It had a giant circle ice cube in the middle that twirled when you moved the cup a bit.

“Pretty boy” you spoke, slurring on your words a bit “I don’t fuckin- like scotch” you shoved the cup at ghost, hitting his hand with a bit “take it.”

“Don’t call me pretty” he protested, yet he accepted the first drink you offered him that night. His stomach churned a little at the nickname. Easy! He was gonna be sick…that’s why his stomach hurt…totally not because the thought of a girl like you telling him he’s pretty…was…nice. At least that’s what he told himself. Or tried to at least.

He double fisted his cups, finishing off the rest of his bourbon, he traded glasses after, A bar tender coming to pluck his glass off the table. While you and L.T. sat at the bar, Gaz, Price and Soap picked up a spot right by you guys in a booth. Lucky for you and ghost, you guys sat near the edge.

“Why not? Guys like it when I call them pretty.”

“Well I’m not guys” he looked down at you, mostly because you where slouching horrendously.

“What? You a monster then?” You showed him your teeth, reaching up to touch your canines. “You got fangs?”

Letting out a laugh, you reached up and motioned at his scruffy beard. “You get all those scars, cause ya suck at shaving? Boom! Roasted”

Feeling proud of your little insult towards the Lieutenant, you chuckled softly.

“No, my father used to cut me” he said casually.

“W-what? You better be joking” Your lips turned to a full pout. You kinda felt like an ass for a moment, before you seen the way the corner of his lip curled up. Just a bit. The smallest bit.

“Ya fucking Ass” Ghost chugged the rest of his drink at your reaction, “that’s so mean to joke about” You lifted your fist a bit and nudged his shoulder with it. He let his body sway at the force, but you pulled it away quickly. Awkwardness settled in the air.

Of course you knew where he got those scars. Years and years in battle harbors a lot of them. You even had one that split your eyebrow in half.

“Hey L.T.” Calling out to him, he turned to look at you. “Hm?” He hummed, leaning his head closer to you. His eyes where different this time. Ya, sure, he was only wearing a balaclava this time, and some of his black war paint was rubbed off, but his eyes…looked relaxed.

You could smell him, he didn’t smell bad…he smelled so good. A mix of alcohol, cigarettes and fire wood. A hint of mint lingered. “Ya like me?” You questioned, watching how his eyes contorted. “Like as a friend, you’re not my type” you spoke a proud LIE. With your hands on your hips, you awaited his answer. “…you’re not half as bad as I thought you would be…” he mumbled into his glass…though it was filled with NOTHING.

“Well, I like you, thank you very much” you let your hand gently flap in the air, waiting for a bar tender to see it and come. “Thought I wasn’t your type?” He finally let go of his glass.

“I ain’t say that?” Your eyes stayed trained on trying to pick up a bartenders attention, one seen you and came rushing by. “What? You just did-“

“Two shots of tequila, please! Oh! And one of those fruity martinis!” She gave you a curt nod, before getting to work. “I don’t drink tequila”

“Who said it was for you?” You gave him a poise smile.

“Fucking hell…” Ghost could feel his face burn, it was just the alcohol. He told himself. Over and over again.

She slid two shots your way, you picked up both and handed one to ghost. “I’m a liar” you laughed out loud, using his arm to turn yourself to look at him.

You shouldn’t be this touchy with your superior.

“You’re quite the handful when you’re drunk, Sergeant”

“It’s, ‘cause I like you!” You nudged your Tiny shot glass his way, waiting for him to clink it.

“…me too, sarge” *Clink*

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nattinatalia · 2 years

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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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mattodore · 21 days

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I found this and immediately thought about your ocs….. would mind answering them someday? hope you don’t mind :33

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Ultimate Relationship tag with Theo and Matthias

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Disagreements:

1. Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Theo.

2. Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Neither of them.

3. Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

…Theo.

4. Who trashes the house?

Neither of them.

5. Do either of them get physical?

Not with each other.

6. How often do they argue/disagree?

They disagree a lot, but it’s not often that disagreements turn into arguments. They bicker, if anything. Theo is kind of always at a defensive 100 and Matthias is at a steady 30… Matthias is very good at talking Theo down.

7. Who is the first to apologize?

Matthias.

Sex:

1. Who is on top?

Matthias, mostly.

2. Who is on the bottom?

Theo, mostly.

3. Who has the strangest desires?

Matthias… respectfully.

4. Any kinks?

Too many.

5. Who’s dominant in bed?

Matthias in their twenties, Theo as they age.

6. Is head ever in the equation?

Matthias is between those legs and on his knees daily.

7. If so, who is better at performing it?

Matthias for technique, but Theo likes deepthroating and choking on it, so… if that’s your thing then… :)

8. Ever had sex in public?

Yes 💕

9. Who moans the most?

Matthias early on in their relationship. Theo tries very hard to keep himself quiet.

10. Who leaves the most marks?

Theo.

11. Who screams the loudest?

Theo.

12. Who is the more experienced of the two?

Matthias.

13. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Theo thinks they fuck. Matthias thinks they become each other.

14. Rough or soft?

Rough.

15. How long do they usually last?

Multiple rounds. Matthias is a fan of control and delay…

16. Is protection used?

Always when they first start seeing each other, but down the line they’ll go without semi-regularly. It depends on Theo and whether or not he’s in a hurry. He has to have enough time for Matthias to clean him up properly afterwards.

17. Does it ever get boring?

I don’t think so. Matthias is a freak and they’re in love.

18. Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Matthias’s parents’ marital bed. No further questions.

Family:

1. Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

No, both of them are firmly against having kids. But for the sake of not just skipping all these… let’s play pretend.

2. If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

In a world where they do want children… Theo would only want one but Matthias might want more. Two seems like a solid number. They’d only have one, though.

3. Who is the favorite parent?

It’d be Matthias. Kids really like him in general. It’s the way he talks to them.

4. Who is the authoritative parent?

Hm… I think Matthias. Matthias doesn’t believe in any sort of adult superiority over children—he guides, he doesn’t command. So there’s always going to be communication and an openness to his hypothetical parenting style. I think Theo would be almost too lenient in fear of being like his own parents. Better to just let Matthias take on that responsive caretaker role.

5. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Matthias.

6. Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Both of them.

7. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

Both of them.

8. Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Both of them, but if Theo can’t make it because he’s busy then Matthias will be there himself.

9. Who changes the diapers?

Both of them.

10. Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Matthias. Theo needs his sleep and Matthias would be awake anyway.

11. Who spends the most time with the children?

Matthias… he’d be a stay at home dad.

12. Who packs their lunch boxes?

Matthias.

13. Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Matthias tries to go for it and Theo is like, “…I’m gonna stop you there.” Theo gives ‘the talk’ and keeps it PG.

14. Who cleans up after the kids?

Matthias.

15. Who worries the most?

Theo.

16. Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Matthias. They’d copy after him while he’s talking to himself in Polish and would have no clue what he's saying... 😭 Theo would never swear in front of them.

Affection:

1. Who likes to cuddle?

They both do, but Theo craves physical reassurance more.

2. Who is the little spoon?

Theo. He likes to feel safe and held.

3. Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Matthias, but to be fair… Theo is really into PDA as their relationship progresses. He encourages it.

4. Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?

When he gets more comfortable with his desires it’s Theo, for sure.

5. How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

They’re disgusting. Hours and hours. I think Theo would be the first to pull away, though.

6. Who gives the most kisses?

Matthias.

7. What is their favorite non-sexual activity?

Theo loves to play with Matthias’s fingers. Matthias loves bathing Theo.

8. Where is their favorite place to cuddle?

In bed.

9. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

When they’re further into their relationship, Matthias. He smacks at Theo’s ass all the time…

10. How often do they get time to themselves?

Depends on Theo’s schedule.

Sleeping:

1. Who snores?

Neither of them.

2. If both do, who snores the loudest?

3. Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

They share the bed, but they’re hardly ever asleep at the same time.

4. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Close together. Theo will curl into Matthias’s stomach and Matthias will sleep with his head in Theo’s lap.

5. Who talks in their sleep?

Theo.

6. What do they wear to bed?

Theo wears boxers and socks, sometimes topless if Matthias is there but most likely in a t-shirt or tank if not. If Matthias falls asleep incidentally then it’s just whatever he’s wearing for the day, but if he intentionally lays down for sleep he’s either nude or just in briefs.

7. Are either of your muses insomniacs?

Matthias 💕

8. Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

Theo uses them in the summer. Matthias uses them year-round but they don’t really work for him.

9. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

All wrapped up.

10. Who wakes up with bed hair?

Theo’s hair gets crazy since he’s a side sleeper and tends to unconsciously nuzzle down into his bed. I imagine one side of his hair is almost always sticking up.

11. Who wakes up first?

Matthias… since he was already awake anyway.

12. Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Matthias. He’s the one who does the cooking in their relationship. He likes to show off as much as he likes to take care of Theo.

13. What is their favorite sleeping position?

Theo likes when Matthias reads to him and lets him wrap his arms around his waist and press his forehand to Matthias’s hip. Matthias likes sleeping on top of Theo with Theo’s hands carding through his hair.

14. Who hogs the sheets?

Theo! He likes burrowing into bed whereas Matthias doesn’t like feeling smothered by fabric.

15. Do they set an alarm each night?

Theo has a lot of alarms on his phone for when he’s staying over at Matthias’s place but when he’s at his apartment he uses a clock he keeps by his bed.

16. Can a television be found in their bedroom?

No.

17. Who has nightmares?

Both of them. Theo doesn’t remember his, though. He doesn’t even realize he has them.

18. Who has ridiculous dreams?

Well… I guess Matthias’s could be a little ridiculous if you’re, uh. Unwell.

19. Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Theo stays very contained while he sleeps and is often curled up into a ball, so it’s Matthias by default.

20. Who makes the bed?

Matthias. Theo doesn’t believe in making the bed and hasn’t done it since he left his parents’ house... he's a little chaotic and messy. Matthias on the other hand likes for things to be neat.

21. What time is bed time?

Lateee. Theo passes out in the A.M. and Matthias doesn’t sleep regularly.

22. Any routines/rituals before bed?

They brush and floss beside each other. Theo watches Matthias do his nighttime skincare routine. Matthias reads to Theo until he falls asleep or… uses other methods to help tire him out. Matthias hushes and hums to Theo when he starts having nightmares.

23. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Theo.

Work:

1. Who is the busiest?

Theo.

2. Who rakes in the highest income?

Matthias… on account of his dead daddy.

3. Are any of your muses unemployed?

Matthias 🥰

4. Who takes the most sick days?

Theo will force himself through anything, no matter how sick he is.

5. Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Theo would never be late if he could help it.

6. Who sucks up to their boss?

Theo isn’t a suck-up exactly but he’s… fawn response. You get it.

7. What are their jobs?

Theo is studying to become an investment analyst at his father’s company.

8. Who stresses the most?

Theo by default but also he’s, uh, always stressed.

9. Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

Theo feels physically ill even thinking about it.

10. Are your muses financially stable?

Matthias is, but Theo is financially dependent on his parents. His parents are stable, but they use money against him.

Home:

(So many of these aren’t applicable because Matthias pays his staff to take care of these things… I'll just strike them out. I’m answering these for later in their relationship when they’re living together.)

1. Who does the washing?

Matthias will if he’s sent the staff away for alone time with Theo.

2. Who takes out the trash?

3. Who does the ironing?

4. Who does the cooking?

Matthias enjoys cooking for Theo personally. He wants to be the one to feed him.

5. Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Neither of them. Theo’s taken care of his own meals since he was a child and Matthias is a very good cook.

6. Who is messier?

Theo, easily.

7. Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Theo.

8. Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

Theo.

9. Who forgets to flush the toilet?

Neither of them unless Theo is intoxicated in some way.

10. Who is the prankster around the house?

Neither of them.

11. Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Matthias is the only one who drives but he doesn’t lose things, like, ever… he has scary good memory.

12. Who mows the lawn?

13. Who answers the telephone?

Theo uses his cellphone. Matthias has one as well, and the landlines at his place(s) are normally answered by staff.

14. Who does the vacuuming?

15. Who does the groceries?

16. Who takes the longest to shower?

Theo, so long as he’s not in a hurry. He’ll be in there for forty minutes at a time just letting the hot water ease all the tension and soreness in his body.

17. Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Matthias. He primps and preens. Turns this way and that. He’s vain.

Miscellaneous:

1. Is money a problem?

Not even close.

2. How many cars do they own?

Matthias owns two.

3. Do they own their home or do they rent?

Separately Matthias owns his own places and Theo rents his apartment (…his parents are paying that rent, to be clear).

4. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

Coast.

5. Do they live in the city or in the country?

City.

6. Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Theo doesn’t think about that. Matthias likes where he’s at.

7. What’s their song?

If I’m the one picking it, then it’s Putting the Dog to Sleep by The Antlers.

If it’s their pick, then it’s Miroirs: III. Une barque sur l'océan composed by Maurice Ravel. Matthias occasionally plays it low to help Theo sleep. It takes Matthias a bit to notice it, but Theo doesn’t have nightmares as often if there’s soft music playing.

8. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Theo attends classes, studies, sees his parents, goes to networking events, parties at clubs.

Matthias visits Imani, spars with Sehyuk, throws parties, bird watches, reads in his personal library.

9. Where did they first meet?

…Matthias’s home.

10. How did they first meet?

Spoilers 😁

11. Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Matthias.

12. Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Not intentionally, but Matthias.

13. Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Theo. He likes when Matthias kind of breaks character.

14. Any mental issues?

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15. Who’s terrified of bugs?

Neither of them.

16. Who kills the spiders around the house?

Theo kills them, Matthias pays them no mind.

17. Their favorite place?

They like being at Theo’s apartment together.

18. Who pays the bills?

Matthias pays.

19. Do they have any fears for their future?

Theo is all fear. Matthias doesn’t have a care in the world… he should, though.

20. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Matthias.

21. Who uses up all of the hot water?

Theo.

22. Who’s the tallest?

Matthias is 193cm and Theo is 173cm.

23. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Matthias.

24. Who wanders around in their underwear?

Matthias. COVER THEM UP 💥

25. Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Theo with the help of alcohol. Matthias will sing along with him to make him smile wider.

26. What do they tease each other about?

Matthias teases Theo a lot but it’s mostly just during sex because he’s evil. Theo doesn’t really tease Matthias… it’s more like he’s a little mean.

27. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

Neither of them. They like how they dress.

28. Do they have mutual friends?

Not at first. Theo does end up getting close to Imani after dating Matthias for a while.

29. Who crushed first?

Matthias.

30. Any alcohol or substance related problems?

Theo has substance abuse problems.

31. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Theo.

32. Who swears the most?

Theo, probably.

#river dipping #asks #anonymous #oc extras #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #nsft #<- sort of #''and immediately thought about your ocs'' didn't even have to say more than this i was immediately willing to answer these for you 😭#spent yesterday night rewatching the passenger for the umpteenth time and wrote all these out :)<3 #i didn't give my usual detailed answers but if there's anything you want me to talk more about #just let me know and i can go a little more in depth with my response #i have so many asks to answer still……… i’m sorry 🧎

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shcyc · 2 years

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Heyy how are you? I hope you are good.

I saw your Moriarty the Patriot work and hoped that I can ask you for my request.

I had in mind like reader who is Jack’s granddaughter who visited him to help group for mission. She has crush on Liam since Moriarty brothers steped in her house after fire. When they had dinner William teased her under the table. After dinner William caught her pleasure herself.

Stay safee and I hope you will do my request 💕

HII THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING <3 writing moriarty makes me happy so!!! (also sorry this is so late + turning this into modern au because it's easier + it's not the best because i procrastinated)

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cw; teasing, masturbation, overstimulation,

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being "childhood friends" with the moriarty brothers was interesting, especially with william because he always kept to himself and that was fascinating on its own

you loved to tease him, picking up a little something here and there from moran as well, but you did it because it was fun and his reactions were very cute! especially when his face flushes slightly and tries to tease you back

you know full well that he has the capability to tease you back, and make you ten times flustered, and yet he doesn't — and as time passed, your teasings came to a minimum, well aware that you are both adults now

"you okay?"

tears well in your eyes as you look up towards albert sitting opposite of you, you did not expect william to put his hand on your thigh and that caught you off guard, making you choke on the wine in your mouth

"yes, it's nothing!"

your head snaps towards the left where william is at, questioning him with your eyes, he doesn't look at you but you can see the smile on his face, the smile of victory — he's been waiting for years to do this, to see you flustered because he's the one teasing you

and he knows, he knows why you've stopped once you turned into an adult, how could he not? you practically eyefuck him respectfully every chance you have, not that he hasn't done the same

this isn't the first time he's done something like this under the table during dinner, and it certainly won't be the last — your grip on the fork tightens as he inches his fingers up, grazing your thighs gently over your slitted dress, leaving the places he touched burning with desire

your mind blanks as you stare at the food in front of you, trying not to let out any sounds of pleasure to the brothers sitting with you

william leans towards your ear as his fingers drag up your dress slightly, just enough for his fingers to touch your already stained panties, "looks like you're enjoying yourself."

"fuck." you curse under your breath, loud enough for only him to hear

he smiles as you push his fingers away, you squeeze your thighs together before you excused yourself from the table, desperately needing to release yourself because he sure isn't going to help

you're gasping and sighing from needing more the moment you get on your bed, falling into the abyss of pleasure, back arching off the soft cushions as your fingers press onto your hardened and sensitive clit, juices coating them immediately

as much as you didn't want to say it, his name comes into your head and they roll off your tongue so easily, hoping that he'd be the one to touch you finally just give you what you needed

your heads are in the clouds, too immersed in your own pleasure of chasing your high to even notice the said man standing at your door frame, watching everything you are doing to yourself

william watches as you ride your fingers while your orgasm dies down, panting heavily from the feeling, but as soon as it's over, you're groaning at the lack of it — your fingers, they're not enough

"you know, if you wanted my help, you could've just asked."

you turn to look at william as he walks towards your bed, mattress dipping at his weight while he gets between your legs, hands sliding up your thighs once again, except this time, you get to see how dangerous he looks with his hooded, lust-filled red eyes

his fingers sink into your warm ring of muscle smoothly with the help of your recent orgasm, curling and stretching at the right spots

he thinks you're the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, especially when you're under him, begging and whining his name for more, and he thinks he should've done this a lot sooner

"gonna make you cum on my fingers, okay pretty girl?"

#i am NOT proud of this #really not the best and wheres the smut HUH???#^ fics!#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #william james moriarty smut #yuukoku no moriarty #yuukoku no moriarty smut #william james moriaty x reader

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onigirio · 2 years

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hi! headcanons of a daughter of hecate in a throuple with leo valdez & jason grace? please <3

dating leo and jason

a/n: thank u for the request! i love jason i love leo so writing this was like a dream come true <3 i hope you’re having a great day anon!

this is also unedited im so sorry

more under the cut!

okay hear me out

you are a little shit (respectfully)

man you love pulling silly little pranks on people

nothing too harmful though

but when people get pranked

their first thought is you

“you do know you have to hold the sword right” “(name) istg”

when you meet leo, you two immediately hit it off

like come on

chaotic good meets chaotic good

you two are a match made in hell (everyone loves u guys though)

our sunshine duo

leo started liking you when you first complimented his work

he had been making a lil mini festus

bc festus <333

you saw it and you were like “dude the detail on this is incredible youre so talented”

and he was like

oh

oh 💕💕💕💕

he mentions it to jason bc he’s confused

and jason has everyone (me) tripping over their own feet

so leo is just like “oh yea i think they’re really cool i kinda wanna ask them out”

jason is kinda like “oh yea you should go for it”

bc he doesn’t really know you yk?

until he meets you

and wow

he’s kinda jealous of all the time leo spends with you

you were sorta chilling in hephaestus cabin bc yk

bff tings ™️

jason sees you sitting and reading on leo’s bed

with pens and stuff just floating around you

just (name) things™️

you notice him and you’re like

“you never seen someone doing their summer homework?”

and he just stands there

“is leo here” he asks kinda scared

bc you have pens just floating around you

“he went to the bathroom, but he said he’d be back soon”

so jason is like ok

and just stands there (2)

like he knows you but he doesn’t know you yk?

but he wants to get to know you

bc the crush of a bff is a bff too

you finally look up at him, your expression questioning his awkward demeanor

and thats when he notices

fuck

you’re pretty

like really pretty

he understands why leo has a thing for you

jason would probably have a thing for you too

but he’d never tell anyone that

bc bro code

you pat the spot next to you on leo’s bed

“you can come sit, i don’t bite” you said with a smile

jason is just like

why is your smile pretty too

you’re not making it any easier

he sits next to you (making sure not to hit a stray highlighter in the air)

“you’re (name) right?” he asked

“hecate’s favourite child? in the flesh”

he just likes your energy

you’re very chilled

you think it’s funny how shy he is around you

like this is the jason grace?

you giggled a lil

you sort of just hung out leo’s bed until he came back

when leo comes back you’re just like “oh he was looking for you, i let him in”

like it wasn’t even your cabin

everyone basically associates you with the hephaestus kids

if youre not in your cabin or making swords float, you’re there

so leo’s chilled with it obviously

because time with his best friend and his crush?

he basically won the lottery

so then you all hang out in his cabin

and that’s how your lil trio came to be

it only took a few weeks before jason was like

damn

he kinda likes you too

you two had lots of deep conversations together

and he felt understood

you were also always willing to help with anything

so you spent a lot of time together either sparring or laughing at the pavilion

you rlly wormed your way into his heart

but leo liked you first so now he felt bad

poor jason :(

leo saw the way you two interacted and he was like

“yo, do you like-“

jason immediately was like “yea”

they handled it like big boys tho

even though leo was just the tiniest littlest bit jealous

yk insecurities

everyone would choose jason, and you probably would too

so he just felt a little bit anxious and worried

especially because he liked you a lot

he wouldn’t manage watching you be with his best friend

but because he was a good friend, he didn’t get mad or anything

they weren’t sure how to go about it

yk men

so they just asked you

“hey we both like you but we just wanna know who you’d rather dat”

you being the slayer you are were just like

“cant i just date you both”

you know as a joke at first

but then you all considered it

and you were like yea that could work

and that’s how you became THEE throuple

everyone is jealous of you

two boyfriends? in one go?

thats the (name) effect

they both balance each other out perfectly

you get the best of both worlds

you and jason will definitely go to leo’s workshop and bring him snacks or coffee

and you guys will chill and talk

leo would make you guys matching jewelry

if you’re sad

you literally have a human teddy bear and a human heater

cuddles for everyone!

jason is the rational mind ngl

he’s always caught up in your practical jokes

once you did a joke magic show

and you were like , “and now i shall make leo disappear!”

yk because magicians, child of hecate

at the time it was funny come on now

either way you made leo disappear

like actually

jason thought it was funny and then he noticed you weren’t laughing

why tf weren’t you laughing

you scoured the camp for him

(he was under your bed)

that’s how you learned you could teleport things too!

that’s a win!

whenever guys hit on you

leo and jason will tag team the mf

no one is harassing you

not on their watch

it’s always the hardest when you��re at school

bc you miss them so much

they definitely surprise you during finals

with lots of snacks and soda and words of encouragement

safe to say you aced that year

and going back to them is always the best reward

jason and leo love you so much, and you wouldn’t give them up for the world

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blueeandyellowmakesgreen · 2 years

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reading through the qrts of the script was a mistake, its fucking sickening. mandarins are really taking this as a win and an opportunity to gloat instead of trying to empathize with a closeted kid whos dealing with too much for his age. will literally is confirmed to suffer from self hatred and he feels like a mistake, used his own genuine feelings to build their godawful ship and their main takeaway is, ‘this is what we’ve been trying to say and you had to pay 7k for it 💕’

shut the fuck up. youre not cute, youre not clever, you are just awful. we’re not devastated bc we ‘lost’, nah this actually affirmed we won. we’re devastated for the character because it hits way too close to home for us queer folk. if you see this as an opportunity to talk about your ‘ship’ and how youre ‘winning’ youre sick, disgusting, and completely missing the point of will’s character and his journey and how much this scene means to people. reflect on the implications of that. if anything, how youre reacting is extremely telling on how you see st chars in general on a surface level.

for those malbournes out there, respectfully, fuck right off. learn some fucking empathy. this goes beyond ships. your fucking homophobia is showing and you need to fix that shit fast.

#byler #im so pissed sorry yall lol #this is why i dont go to twitter its literally so headache inducing #my heart hurts

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ahdriking · 2 years

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Hi Ahdri!! 💕

For the get to know your fic writer questions 11 and 16 please 🥰

I hope you have a good day 💓

Link your three favorite fics right now

said you'd be coming back this way again, baby by @concernedlily This is a mileapo "what if they dated 10 years ago" set during filming fic. And its fucking perfection. RPF ain't for everyone, and honestly it's my first time ever recommending it, but this fic is SO. FUCKING. GOOD. It made me feel things. So many things. It's one of those ones I'll be re-reading for ages, cos it's just the best.

be the best you ever tasted by martynax STRIPPER PORSCHE. Need I say more? Good plot, very nice characterisation, very well paced. AND THERE'S A JUST THE TIP SCENE. Honestly, this fic has it all. The lap dance scenes are some of the most sexually charged pieces of fiction I've ever read.

The La Fortissimo series by @mirrorofprinces Honestly, I don't shut up about these fics. They live in my brain, rent free, 24/7. I REFUSE to be normal about how fucking much I just.... I just fucking adore these fics, ok? AND THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE. IRWFQR3OIJEFGV9SUBQEFAOSUFEBQNEFISVHOFES. Please give Jae all the love in the world so they know hoW BADLY WE NEED THEM.

16. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Share one of them?

A few! I've lost a bit of creative inspiration as Blue Blood has come to an end, feeling a bit purposeless without it tbh. BUT. I have plans for what to work on next!

An INFIDELITY AU.

It'll be canon au: Kinn acquires Porsche's uncles' debt and shows up to collect it. Porsche can't pay, so Kinn offers him two options: he can work the debt off as Kinn's bodyguard, or he can lose the house. So he goes to work for Kinn.

AND THEN HE MEETS KINN'S WIFE.

There will be long business trips, a mole-related B plot, straight!porsche himbo antics, pining, forbidden romance, sneaking around, respectfully treated and highkey bamf wife character, and a whole lot of SMUT. I'm excited.

Ask me something!

#kinnporsche #ahdris asks #kinnporsche fic recs #ask game

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