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qcomicsy · 1 year
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a list of funniest things jason todd could do:
slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile
become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college
change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts
call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)
dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement
come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"
could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."
feel free to add on
LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT
Let's go.
Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)
(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)
Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;
When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";
Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;
Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);
Shot Dick's phone;
Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner
Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;
Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;
Gave Bernard the shovel talk;
When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"
Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;
Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);
Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;
Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;
Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;
Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;
Stole's Spoiler's lunch;
Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;
(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)
Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";
Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"
Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;
Told Dick Talia adopted him;
Told Talia Dick adopted him;
Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;
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blitzy-blitzwing · 4 months
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Starscream in Dead Space.
Commission for @m0thisonfire
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Prompt: Martha Jones spots The Fourteenth Doctor around London doing a mundane thing like food shopping. Thank you :)
At first, Martha wasn’t sure. It wasn’t that she didn’t recognise him; she’d know that hair and that side profile anywhere, even if he was now clad in jeans and a short-sleeved shirt instead of the long coat she’d been so used to. He was holding a jar of jam, reading the ingredients with bright interest, as though it were the most normal thing in the world to be in Tesco Express at ten o’clock on a Thursday night shopping for preserves; the basket beside him contained further mundanities like bread and milk, and she was so baffled by all of this that she tried to tell herself that it wasn’t him. It couldn’t possibly be him. He was a Time Lord, for god’s sake; he didn’t do dull things like buy pints of semi-skimmed milk or reduced Kingsmill white loaves.
But then he turned away from the shelf, sticking the jar in his basket, and the look on his face took her breath away. For several seconds she surveyed him as he continued to be unaware of her presence, and she tried to put her finger on what had changed. It was the eyes, she thought; there had been so many ghosts behind them when she’d first known him, and now he looked almost… well, serene. Calm. There were no spectres weighing heavily on his shoulders; there was no lingering pain in the easy, contented expression on his face as he scooped up his basket from his feet – still clad in Converse, because some things could never change – and then finally caught sight of her.
“Oh,” he said, the syllable hanging in the air between them for a moment, and she couldn’t read it; was he pleased to see her? Angry? Sad? Guilty? Was he about to cut and run? Then he beamed from ear to ear, really sincerely beamed, and held out his arms to her for – no, that couldn’t be right. He wanted a hug? Since when had he been a hugger? “Martha Jones!”
“Doctor,” she said reservedly, looking him up and down; he was older than he’d been since she last saw him, but all of the tension and impatient anxiety that he’d held within him seemed to have dissipated in the interceding years. Questions crowded her mind; questions about time and space and clothes and the air of contentment and – “Why are you in Tesco in Richmond?”
“Oh,” he said again, with dawning comprehension. “We’re out of bread.”
“Who’s ‘we’?” she asked, unable to stop herself.
“Oh,” he repeated for a third time, then ran a hand through his hair before chancing a glance at the checkouts, and for one awful moment she thought he might be about to bolt. “It’s sort of a long story, actually. Why don’t we pay and find a pub, or something? Unless you’ve got somewhere to be… is Mickey expecting you?”
“He can wait,” she said with amusement, irrationally touched that he’d remembered. “Yeah, alright. Let’s pay.”
“Why are you in Tesco in Richmond?” he enquired, flipping the question back on her with some of the old cheekiness that she was used to. “That’s the real question.”
“Staying with mum for a few weeks while we have the kitchen redone,” she told him as they headed towards the self-checkouts; she started scanning her items while he did the same at an adjacent terminal, and she half expected him to sonic it, or in some way cheat it – space cubes, or god knows what else – but instead he took out an honest-to-god wallet and tapped a perfectly normal credit card on the reader. Her surprise must have shown, because he shot her a sidelong grin as he bundled up his groceries in a canvas tote bag and hefted it onto his shoulder as she swiped her Clubcard and did the same.
“Bit different to the old days, isn’t it?” he said ruefully, and she laughed.
“Yeah, never had you down as a wallet sort of man.”
“It was a present. I lost my last four credit cards.”
“That sounds more like you.”
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stray-but-okay · 1 year
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STAY strike yet again
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sunglassesmish · 1 year
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another interview for misha!!
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oh-surprise-its-me · 8 months
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Roy/Jamie prompt: Jamie is having the monster of all panic attacks. He vaguely feels someone pulling him into the boot room and the next thing he knows, he's being squeezed to the point of pain and his nostrils fill with the scent that is distinctly and none other than Roy. Jamie just melts and hangs on for dear life while Roy murmurs assurances and gives him sweet kisses all over until Jamie is calm enough to explain why his panic was triggered.
Heart wrenching.
Sorry it’s a bit short!!
Jamie can’t stop shaking. The attack is over now but the tremors stick around. Roy keeps kissing his hand. “Baby? Wanna talk about it?”
Jamie shudders. He starts playing with Roy’s fingers. “My dad. He called me. Said he knew about us. Was gonna out us.”
Roy inhales. “I can kill him.”
Jamie laughs. He turns around and crawls into Roy’s lap so he can tuck his head into Roy’s neck where the cologne is strongest. “Oh fuck no he’s not worth it. I just hate that he brought you into this.”
Roy kisses Jamie’s head. “You’re my boyfriend Jamie. I’ll do anything with you. For you.”
Jamie sits up and kisses Roy. “You’re fucking lovely. I love you.”
Roy smiles at him, he brushes Jamie’s hair out of his face. “I love you too. You okay to go home now?”
Jamie nods. He stands and pulls Roy up. “Home sounds good to me.” Roy pulls him into a hug. “Alright baby. Home. We’ll pick up food on the way.”
Jamie bounces in place. “Chinese?”
Roy laughs. He grabs Jamie’s hand and leads him out of the room. “Anything you want.”
When they get home they end up on the couch, Jamie has his legs tossed over Roy’s. They’re eating out of the boxes, watching reruns of Batman.
“If you really want to say fuck your dad take a photo right now and post it.”
Jamie blinks. “What?”
Roy smiles at him. He runs a finger over Jamie’s knee. “I want to come out with you. Have for months. Fuck your dad for moving up the schedule but I’d never regret this.”
Jamie can’t help it, the tears run down his face. Before he lets Roy help it he grabs his phone.
He snaps a photo of Roy holding his legs and the box of food in his lap. He captions it ‘date night with the best boyfriend.”
He shows the phone to Roy. He gets a smile but Rou takes the phone and adds another photo.
It’s one Jamie took yesterday of them kissing in a reflection of an elevator. “Really get our point across.”
Jamie grins as he hits post. He sets the boxes of food on the table.
He crawls into Roy’s lap. “I love you thank you.” Roy kisses him. “Don’t you dare thank me for doing something that comes so easy to me. I love loving you.”
They slide down flat onto the couch. Jamie might’ve had a horrible day but this night is turning around fast.
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the izou short has been translated
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squash1 · 10 months
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okay how would you rank the gangsey on an “unbearable roommate” scale, who would be the worst to live with
from most unbearable to least: (this is based off who i am as a person)
henry: he is just a lot. and i am introverted and it would be so much all the time. like he would throw parties. and themed dinners and that’s fun but i need space and quiet.
ronan: listen. he’s not exactly a model citizen. and the dreaming would stress me the fuck out. soz.
blue: blue and adam and gansey are really tied. like i would live with them. blue has a lot of opinions so that’s not great all the time. but i feel like she’s also right most of the time so it’s okay. she has great decorating skills. love that. also sensible.
adam: he’s type a, i’m type a. could either be a nightmare or a dream. who’s to say. still think he’d be a model roommate tho. keeps everything clean and organized.
gansey: we’re basically the same person. so i put him higher. the crafts, the obsession, i feel like we could make a cool murder board or smth. i’d be down.
noah: he’s just so nice. and lovely. and would stay out of the way but also likes to do fun things. i feel like he’d watch all my favorite shows with me.
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homemadehorrors · 1 year
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Reposting the black rabbit of Inle, since the witch hare we’re bringing to MFF is inspired by Hazel.
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autumnceramics · 10 days
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I had the pleasure of drawing sourpatchkitty last week. She’s such a cutie!
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wejustvibing · 1 year
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says he's not good with words, goes on saying some profound shit anyway. that's lewis hamilton.
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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BROO ALL MY FAVORITE WRITERS ARE OPENING THE INBOX, CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY FR OK OK SO JJBA part 3 Stardust crusaders headcannons (I'm so original, I know) everyone lives au (bc if I simply close my eyes no one died on that journey, it DIDN'T HAPPEN) I like to think the crusaders and reader meet up again after like a year or two after the journey, and I just wanna see reactions of everyone seeing eachother again, the reader looking totally different (for the better!!) And all I can think about is just the shenanigans they'll all get up to after not seeing eachother for like two years. (They kept in touch via letters mostly!) I like to think Jotaro and Kakyoin actually see eachother everyday because Kak tranferred schools :') so they besties. Platonic crusaders give me so much serotonin. You can pick whatever theme you want on what they'd all do, (maybe Christmas themed since its getting close to that time?? Up to you though!!)
I LITERALLY LOVE THAT I AM THE ONE TO REVIVE THE CRUSADERS!!! I love this idea and have some great headcanons, so thank you for the request!!!
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seriously tho, i love this idea
you were very pleased to get a letter from Holly inviting you over to her home
it had been over two years since you had seen the crusaders last, the only words spoken to each other through brief letters sent back and forth
you were expecting to only see jotaro and maybe kakyoin because the letter was from holly and only asked you to come over for a week
it was also perfect timing because it was right around christmas, so you had bought a bunch of gifts, not knowing who else would be there
you showed up to the house and were immediately greeted by holly and a big hug as she took the gifts from you, putting them under a small tree she had set up for the season
you and her ended up talking for a little while about what you had been up to and she told you that you looked fantastic!!
after a bit, you heard the door open and stood up to find not only jotaro at the door, but kakyoin as well!
you ran over to them and jumped in their arms
they both looked at you in shock, telling you how good you looked and you said the same
you thought it was nice that jotaro and kakyoin had each other after something like egypt because that was quite the experience
seeing them smiling together made you really happy
you handed them two presents that you thought they would like and they opened it rapidly with bright smiles on their faces thanking you
surprisingly, you guys dont talk about your travels to egypt, instead you all talk about what you're currently up to
and then suddenly, you hear a ring at the door
holly opens it and you werent even prepared for the attack of iggy jumping on you and giving you kisses all over your face. you giggled and hugged him, soon getting a small kiss on the cheek from polnareff, telling you how great you look
you sat up completely and saw all of the group and couldnt help but smile
everyone was here again
avdol looked great, bringing some tarot cards to do everyone's reading
joseph was still the same
and polanreff had a bright look on his face, very happy to be surrounded by everyone again
he had been the most lonely only with iggy, so he's just super thrilled to be back
you gave everyone their corresponding presents and you even got some yourself
you ended up all having dinner and talking before you all worked hard to clean up together, splashing dish water on each other and using your stands to play tag or hide and seek
you all ended up staying up until midnight watching some really bad movie and all ending up in weird positions falling asleep in each other's arms
the rest of the week was great, walking all around jotaro's hometown and telling each other jokes
there were small mentions of your time in egypt, but for now, you were building a new future together <333
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jjba masterlist --- pinned post
@tonberry-yoda
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He may have missed...1983 video game crash, the rise of Nintendo, and Sega!
Things Ford Missed #79: The Great Video Game Crash (1983)
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Things Ford Missed #80: The Console War (Nintendo vs Sega)
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(I hope thats good hdxjbsv)
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blackmonitor · 2 years
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The September Request Poll winner was @cyber-glitch85​, with the idea of Sherlock Holms Thrawn and Watson Eli.
I like to dress them in different clothes, but now I have chosen a different approach (I hope that's okay). This time, they stayed in their usual uniforms. When I did my research, I stumbled across an illustration by Sidney Paget, and I decided to do that, but in their original Star Wars look.
Join my Discord server, and participate in next month's Request Poll. Be my Patron and get my linearts and other stuff.
👇Original picture I used as a reference👇
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Sidney Paget
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lordansketil · 3 months
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✨️ Guo Pei Exhibition ✨️
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alarrytale · 3 months
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♊️ Gemini Rising ⬆️
by speechless /@smokingluckiesalltheway (Tumblr) / @0__Speechless (on X/Twitter)
Words: 23k
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Summary
Louis might as well give it a shot.
Maybe - just maybe - if he starts crossing boundaries in the same reckless way Harry does, that lunatic will get the message.
So he starts invading Harry's space any way he can think of.
He bites on his toast while Harry is speaking, he tears his morning tea out of his hold and he only hands him back the mug when it's empty, he steals half of his boxer briefs, he walks into the bathroom while Harry is peeing, he even uses his toothbrush right in front of him.
When Harry's phone buzzes, Louis dives his hand into his pocket and he reads his texts out loud.
When Harry's sleeping, Louis shoves his door open and asks him if he wants a snack.
Louis is really trying.
Like, really, really trying.
Too bad it's not working.
Or a fic about Aquarius!Harry and oblivious!Louis as roommates, but also about the dangers of microwaves, lack of boundaries and a goldfish named Larry.
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