she bolt on my a till i gon

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

it went differently in his fanfics

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

hmm i should sleepy. *ten million explosions

WIP

thinking about how reigen saying mob's actual name is rarer than rare steak

Alastor literally couldn’t give a flying fuck about Vox but Lucifer’s two foot tall ass walked into that hotel and Al immediately made that shit personal and was just like “you know what fuck you IM Charlie’s dad now” it was on sight, homie wanted that twink OBLITERATED

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

Game night results (from this poll)

Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!

So my dash did a funny thing…

(Featuring lovely art from @skynobi and @ahhrenata)

Reblog the full pieces of art from them here and here! (ahhrenata’s is cut off and not showing a lovely-done Ahsoka)